and still insists he sees the ghosts ([info]headcaseheidi) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-11-19 03:50:00
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the vagina monologues have some srs new competition


Courtesy of Roadside Attraction, we have a baby teeth-sized look at the teaser one-sheet for Teeth.

The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

The film stars Jess Weixler, John Hensley ("Nip/Tuck"), Josh Paris (Phone Booth), Hale Appleman, Ashley Springer, Vivienne Benesch, Lenny Von Dohlen, Nicole Swahn, Julia Garro and Adam Wagner. Teeth was written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein.



Source.

Ugh, what a lame rip off of 'Ginger Snaps.' First 38953453 shitty remakes, now this. At least now I know Hollywood will give me the thumbs up when I go to pitch my new movie about a killer penis that rampages through Chicago.

Nice knowing ya, horror industry.


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[info]rulestobebroken
2007-11-20 09:19 am UTC (link)
omg I am sooo going to see this

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[info]trixx_r4_kidz
2007-11-20 09:20 am UTC (link)
This actually looks pretty interesting. Disgusting, far-fetched, but definitely interesting.

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[info]littlebby
2007-11-20 07:41 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC

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[info]slr32
2007-11-20 09:20 am UTC (link)
Wow, movie must be pretty bad when the best quote they can pull is "the most alarming cautionary tale for men since Fatal Attraction."

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[info]americancashito
2007-11-20 09:20 am UTC (link)
the fuck?

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[info]linzeestyle
2007-11-20 09:52 am UTC (link)
Your username + icon = ftw.

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[info]deseti_prsten
2007-11-20 09:22 am UTC (link)
Reading this I seriously couldn't figure out if it was a comedy or horror flick. I'll just go with it being crap.

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[info]trixx_r4_kidz
2007-11-20 09:26 am UTC (link)
I just looked it up on IMDB and now I'm confused. A reviewer mentioned that the movie was hilarious and everyone at Sundance was laughing.

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(no subject) - [info]farmersmums, 2007-11-20 09:51 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]dr_christine
2007-11-20 09:24 am UTC (link)
a killer penis that rampages through Chicago

I'D SEE THAT MOVIE!

also OMGLOLVAGINADENTATA. SRSLY, HOLLYWOOD?

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[info]evenstarnikki
2007-11-20 01:03 pm UTC (link)
Have you ever seen Killer Condom? Until the killer peen movie gets made, this one's kinda close. :-P

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(no subject) - [info]dr_christine, 2007-11-20 01:16 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]pauladean
2007-11-20 09:26 am UTC (link)
put on the skillet, slip on the lid, mama's gonna make a little short'nin' bread. that ain't all she's gonna do, mama's gonna make a little coffee, too. mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread.three little children, lyin' in bed two were sick and the other 'most dead sent for the doctorand the doctor said, "give those children some short'nin' bread." mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread. mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread. when those children, sick in bed, heard that talk about short'nin' bread, popped up well to dance and sing, skipped around and cut the pigeon wing. mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread. slip to the kitchen, slip up the led, filled my pockets full of short'nin' bread; stole the skillet, stole the led, stole the gal makin' short'nin' bread. mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread. caught me with the skillet, caught me with the led, caught me with the gal makin' short'nin' bread; paid six dollars for the skillet, six dollars for the led, spent six months in jail eatin' short'nin' bread. mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread, mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin', mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread.

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[info]ediewarhol
2007-11-20 09:29 am UTC (link)
i love you.

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[info]spellotaped
2007-11-20 09:30 am UTC (link)
ROFL, wow. i'd see it. at least the actress is cute.

and btw ginger snaps was amazing. sort of crappy, but still amazing. i saw the second one (also liked it, but the lack of ginger wasn't good), how was the prequel?

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 09:36 am UTC (link)
i liked the prequel okay. it was kind of boring compared to the first two, but at least ginger was in it a decent amount.

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[info]ffarff
2007-11-20 09:30 am UTC (link)
its not a rip off of Ginger Snaps.

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[info]ediewarhol
2007-11-20 09:31 am UTC (link)
andy!

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[info]ediewarhol
2007-11-20 09:30 am UTC (link)
it's 430 am where i am... and reading this makes me really think that i'm just dreaming.

oh and i have no interest in vagina teeth. wtf. ew.

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OT, NO SLEEP :-(
[info]coldthee
2007-11-20 09:32 am UTC (link)

Its fucken 4:30AM and I am still doing my homework.. I have to leave to college in 2hrs :-(.. I know its not important but I felt like share my depression, lol

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Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-(
[info]dr_christine
2007-11-20 09:36 am UTC (link)
aw, that sucks. i wish you shitloads of starbucks.

it's four thirty here, too, but i don't have anywhere to be tomorrow.

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Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]spellotaped, 2007-11-20 09:38 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]dr_christine, 2007-11-20 09:44 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]spellotaped, 2007-11-20 09:47 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]dr_christine, 2007-11-20 09:56 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]cherryromance, 2007-11-20 10:49 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]emyouknit, 2007-11-20 10:59 am UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]coldthee, 2007-11-20 07:48 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: OT, NO SLEEP :-( - [info]empire_is_on, 2007-11-20 09:49 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]itone
2007-11-20 09:33 am UTC (link)
did ginger snaps have killer vages in it? no!

anyways. this looks straight to dvd.

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[info]spellotaped
2007-11-20 09:35 am UTC (link)
i think the OP meant that it's a ripoff in the way that female puberty/sexuality = raging monster within. same sort of metaphor.

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(no subject) - [info]headcaseheidi, 2007-11-20 09:37 am UTC (Expand)

[info]narnizzle
2007-11-20 09:34 am UTC (link)
WUT

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[info]pumpkinpnts
2007-11-20 09:38 am UTC (link)
wait what

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[info]cherryromance
2007-11-20 10:50 am UTC (link)
lol icon win. expresses exactly what I feel about this shit.

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VERY ot
[info]somechickxoxo
2007-11-20 09:41 am UTC (link)
I feel like having some Dairy Queen soo bad. Mainly a chocolate sundae or a dilly bar. Im so bored. I should be asleep. But Im not tired. As usual.

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Re: VERY ot
[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 09:42 am UTC (link)
ooh, i want ice cream, too, now. damn it. ice cream and a good movie.

i'm going to have to settle for cereal and whatever's on nick at nite.

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Re: VERY ot - [info]somechickxoxo, 2007-11-20 09:45 am UTC (Expand)
Re: VERY ot - [info]beargarden, 2007-11-20 09:42 am UTC (Expand)
Re: VERY ot - [info]somechickxoxo, 2007-11-20 09:46 am UTC (Expand)

[info]beargarden
2007-11-20 09:42 am UTC (link)
wait, you're telling me vagina teeth are NOT normal?
fuck!

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 09:42 am UTC (link)
get it checked out STAT, bb

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[info]nappyxheadedxho
2007-11-20 09:43 am UTC (link)
HAHA! that movie sounds hilarious. I'd go see it.

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[info]missaew
2007-11-20 02:06 pm UTC (link)
SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!!

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reminded me of this
[info]the_jet_set
2007-11-20 09:43 am UTC (link)

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[info]dr_christine
2007-11-20 09:45 am UTC (link)
i lol'd.

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[info]ex_pornstar835
2007-11-20 09:48 am UTC (link)
LOL WTF.

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[info]milkradio
2007-11-20 09:56 am UTC (link)
omg lmaooooo

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[info]ragedyfairy
2007-11-20 09:58 am UTC (link)
My English teacher was infamous for talking about the toothed vagina and other traumatizing things. So when we were assigned to do a senior video, my group decided to make a paper-maché toothed vagina and pretend it was attacking us. Well we did this outside our teacher’s house (with her permission) and her neighbors actually called the cops on us (us=black girls)! Go figure…

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 09:59 am UTC (link)
hahaha, that papier mache vagina sounds fucking amazing.

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[info]jokerandme
2007-11-20 10:01 am UTC (link)
lmfao! This reminds me of a movie we have a work about some chick whose vagina kills the males after she has sex with them. Apparently it also talks to her. I wish I could remember what it was called though.

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 10:05 am UTC (link)
hahaha, is it made by troma, by any chance?

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[info]bnlmaroonvwbug
2007-11-20 10:02 am UTC (link)
i love your new icon so much.

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 10:05 am UTC (link)
tyvm!

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[info]rachekl
2007-11-20 10:03 am UTC (link)
lol my ex is terrified of vag teeth

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[info]headcaseheidi
2007-11-20 10:06 am UTC (link)
anonymously send him a free pass to this movie and leave a note that says, "hey, bro, this new porno looks kinda hot..."

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(no subject) - [info]rachekl, 2007-11-20 11:22 am UTC (Expand)

[info]prisonero
2007-11-20 10:04 am UTC (link)
A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence.

LOL AMAZING

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[info]cherryromance
2007-11-20 10:50 am UTC (link)
LOL just imagine it in mister moviephone's voice.

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