klisa ([info]klisa) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-10-02 09:49:00
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Over Before It Began


Over the weekend, paparazzi snapped the flirtatious former elf strolling shirtless in proximity to an itty-bitty string bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston at a Mexican resort, a random close encounter that immediately -- and inevitably -- sent the rumor mill into overdrive.

Sure, the blurry shots show little more than the single stars soaking up harmful UV rays in the same general patio area, but that was enough to touch off talk of an A-list hookup.

Alas, it looks like there's no need to christen Jen, 38, and Orlando, 30, with an annoying nickname (Blaniston? Jorlando?) anytime soon.

"This is 100 percent not true," Bloom's spokeswoman pooh-poohs to MSN Entertainment of the love connection chatter.

According to the rep, the pretty pair was south of the border with their shared manager, Aleen Keshishian, to witness a vow-swap, a story confirmed by Aniston's mouthpiece.

."They were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where ... [they] are represented," he tells us.

The "many others" on hand for the destination nuptials reportedly included Natalie Portman, Laura Linney, Zoe Saldana and Orlando's repeat ex, Kate Bosworth.

Of course, this isn't the first time Aniston, who was last seen in the company of British model Paul Sculfor, has been linked to the lately field-playing Bloom.

You'll recall that back in April, In Touch claimed they enjoyed what was clinically described as an "exploratory date" with mutual friends.

"They were with other people," a spy told the mag at the time. "But they were deep in conversation all night."

Jen's spokesman dismissed the tête-à-tête as strictly professional.

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[info]lovedhurtlost
2007-10-02 02:16 pm UTC (link)
THANK GOD.

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[info]stigmatamartyr4
2007-10-02 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Yes, let's praise the Lord!

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(no subject) - [info]tracycutie, 2007-10-02 05:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]f3d0ra_girl
2007-10-02 02:16 pm UTC (link)
i can sleep better at night.


pft

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[info]lingail140
2007-10-02 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Orlennifer would have been my pick ...

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[info]f3d0ra_girl
2007-10-02 02:18 pm UTC (link)
my sister says "orlaniston"

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(no subject) - [info]batman, 2007-10-02 02:57 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rachiemachine, 2007-10-02 03:03 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lovedhurtlost
2007-10-02 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Zoe Saldana and Orlando would make a cute couple.

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[info]kungpow_meow
2007-10-02 02:38 pm UTC (link)
You're right, they would look really hot together.

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(no subject) - [info]lovedhurtlost, 2007-10-02 03:23 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]klisa, 2007-10-02 03:48 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]l_fab
2007-10-02 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Why anyone would date that....thing..is beyond me

She looks like an ogre.

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[info]tracycutie
2007-10-02 05:34 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAH!!!! FTW!

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[info]michechan
2007-10-02 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Thank goodness. I fucking hate Janniston.

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[info]garard
2007-10-02 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Good. I don't think he could handle that much man.

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[info]l_fab
2007-10-02 02:22 pm UTC (link)
hahahahahahah

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[info]i_am_blank
2007-10-02 02:19 pm UTC (link)
I thought Orlando only dated women who could advance his career anyway

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[info]elliotdarling
2007-10-02 02:24 pm UTC (link)
Kate Bosworth?? I guess if he wanted to be in a teen sports movie or a mildly retarded superhero movie that nobody saw....

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(no subject) - [info]rachiemachine, 2007-10-02 03:03 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]geminibear
2007-10-02 02:21 pm UTC (link)
she gets the hottest guys.

I had no idea orlando was 30, i thought he was younger

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[info]love_dior22
2007-10-02 02:21 pm UTC (link)
The only person that works with Orlando for me is Johnny.

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[info]hardcoresince3
2007-10-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
lmao that'd be hott.

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[info]biulrotvoen
2007-10-02 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Lul wut?

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[info]csati
2007-10-02 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Surprise, surprise. It's annoying how desperate this woman is. Always trying to create a fake relationship out of nothing. Thank God, Orlando's spokesperson killed the rumour immediately, apparently she doesn't want her client associated with a loser. I'm glad I don't have to hate Orlando, lol.

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[info]l_fab
2007-10-02 02:24 pm UTC (link)
I know when she was with Brad I had no choice but to hate him..she completely ruined Wedding Crashers for me..because i kept thinking about how much of a tool Vince Vaughn was for "dating" her...UHG

I have a personal vendetta against this woman..LOL

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[info]celtic_thistle
2007-10-02 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Aw, that would have been rather cute.

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[info]dominiquetiu
2007-10-02 02:24 pm UTC (link)
BRANGELINA, FTW!!!

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[info]doodlbug
2007-10-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Blaniston would have been killer. Oh well.

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[info]sweet_tiff4prez
2007-10-02 02:41 pm UTC (link)
yeah because they would be a bland couple

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[info]sekhmet2
2007-10-02 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Good...he deserves much better than Aniston. Ick.

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Oh no!
[info]herpes
2007-10-02 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Anything but "deep in conversation all night"! Cause you know women and men don't converse unless it's gonna lead to butt sex.

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Re: Oh no!
[info]_glarawen_
2007-10-02 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Duh.

;)

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Re: Oh no! - [info]sleeping_days, 2007-10-02 03:25 pm UTC (Expand)
OT
[info]yobarracuda
2007-10-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
tell me guys, do you think this is fair?

i work in retail, but im supposed to be part time [i specifically requested 20 - 25 hours a week so i could keep up with school] but this week i got scheduled forty fucking hours. more than any of the managers or any other employee. last night i pinched a nerve in my back and there is no way i can stand up all day today for my eight hour shift. somebody thought it was a good idea to only schedule me and one assistant manager for the whole day, so she said if i dont come in with a doctors note i get a write up because i cant find anyone to cover me [everyone is in school except for like two people who didnt pick up the phone].

there is no way i can work and im not even supposed to be working this much as these are full time hours and i get no benefits, is it fair that i could possibly and probably will get fired because of this?

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[info]_glarawen_
2007-10-02 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Ouch... I'm sorry to hear that. I wish I could help you more, but I don't know much about American (?) law when it comes to jobs. You can't get a doctor's note, though?

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[info]her_lovelyheart
2007-10-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
A spy? Hahahaha.

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[info]numb_crystal
2007-10-02 02:52 pm UTC (link)
i wish they were together. they're both just so boring

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[info]merffin
2007-10-02 02:55 pm UTC (link)
why are people still so interested in a woman who has done little to nothing with her career since friends ended except get a divorce. which are a dime a dozen in hollywood

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[info]sleeping_days
2007-10-02 02:59 pm UTC (link)
when I read "former elf" ... the first thing I thought of was ...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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[info]rachiemachine
2007-10-02 03:08 pm UTC (link)
ew.

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[info]witnessthine
2007-10-02 03:06 pm UTC (link)
lol celebs can't even be in the same vicinity without rumors arising, how fun.

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[info]rachiemachine
2007-10-02 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I know. It really is ridiculous as hell now, folks.

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[info]colossusx
2007-10-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Too much dick for you, Orlando?

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[info]hardcoresince3
2007-10-02 03:08 pm UTC (link)
THANK GOD.

he needs to marry Naomie Harris! geez

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[info]stigmatamartyr4
2007-10-02 03:32 pm UTC (link)
said it!

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