A lady in the street but a freak in the bed ([info]not_kosher) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-09-24 22:50:00
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Mariah = Britney
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On Thursday night, Mariah "Sparkle" Carey showed up at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn. But when the paparazzi magically materialized for her, the regulars turned vicious.

"She sent her I guess boyfriend in 2-3 times to make sure table was ready (place was half-full so no need) and voila, three paparazzi appeared to snap about five hundred pics in the 20 secs it took for Mariah to walk from curb to restaurant. The best is she sent everyone in ahead of her, and then she stopped before the door, turned to paparazzi and gave them a hundred more pics; she looked really good, wearing a long purple sleeveless gown, she smiled and thanked the paparazzi, and her fellow diners (in garden seating in front). The only time she faltered was when one fellow diner said out loud "We love and support you Britney" to loud laughs. And to make it worse, when the sarcastic diner was told that she wasn't Britney he replied "Oh sorry, Lindsay, good luck with your demons."

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[info]guitargirl33
2007-09-25 02:58 am UTC (link)
lipppppppoooooooooooooooo

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[info]cecilia_weasley
2007-09-25 06:22 am UTC (link)
Naw she be sucking it in.

Tst tst. Way to go Mariah, way to go and be a good role model.

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[info]ericasays
2007-09-25 02:58 am UTC (link)
those sunglasses make her look like catwoman. which is fierce.

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[info]coldxxheritage
2007-09-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
just ~shake it off~ mariah

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[info]slr32
2007-09-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
It's hard to tell who should be insulted by that.

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[info]ilovebatmanx2
2007-09-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
"We love and support you Britney" to loud laughs. And to make it worse, when the sarcastic diner was told that she wasn't Britney he replied "Oh sorry, Lindsay, good luck with your demons."

lol.

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[info]labyrinthyne
2007-09-25 02:13 pm UTC (link)
i know. best. dining patron. ever.

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[info]skeletoncunt
2007-09-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
That smartass was either blind or has no sense of smell. Everyone knows you can smell britney a mile away. And she WISHES her abs were that flat.

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[info]lil_creamsoda
2007-09-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
lol snap

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[info]_xxtom
2007-09-25 03:00 am UTC (link)
That diner sounds like a douche.
Why would Mariah care when she's making millions. shake it off bb.

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[info]maxvinyl
2007-09-25 03:00 am UTC (link)
her sense of style is just as bad as britney's

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[info]iamdjkeoki
2007-09-25 03:00 am UTC (link)
damn that lady is obviously jealous that no one wants to take her pic.

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[info]chrispina
2007-09-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
except that mariah can sing...

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[info]whateverpssh
2007-09-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
amen

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(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2007-09-25 03:34 am UTC (Expand)

[info]deseti_prsten
2007-09-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
LMAO.

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[info]the_bat1
2007-09-25 03:02 am UTC (link)
lol oh my

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[info]lisacurl
2007-09-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
Get your roots done, Mimi.

P.S. - Sarcastic Diner, be my wife.

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[info]slhshoney
2007-09-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
seriously! demons, lol

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[info]jbeans3
2007-09-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
where is a taser when you need it

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[info]emobus
2007-09-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
~sucking in~

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[info]ms_issicran
2007-09-25 03:06 am UTC (link)
Good god I can't figure out why she thinks she's so special...eeesh

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[info]drunkenfences
2007-09-25 03:06 am UTC (link)
hahahahahaha.

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[info]whateverpssh
2007-09-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
girl can sing till the end of time and outsing anyone who comes her way
but she just cant contain her fierceness

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[info]not_kosher
2007-09-25 03:11 am UTC (link)
omg iawtc

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[info]papi_churro
2007-09-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
I want to know... is sarcastic diner on ONTD? Where are you?

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[info]whitewatergirl
2007-09-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
Hahah love the diner!

Well, Mariah's body now looks good (amen to whoever said lipo!) ButHerFace! So not cute.

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[info]lennyjewis
2007-09-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
why didn't she bitchslap the dumbass?

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[info]jbeans3
2007-09-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
or had them thrown onto the curb diva STYLE

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(no subject) - [info]tamburlaine, 2007-09-25 03:39 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]secret_cookie, 2007-09-25 05:25 am UTC (Expand)

[info]kalopsiaa
2007-09-25 03:12 am UTC (link)
wait... are those sunglasses photoshopped on?

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[info]babyhitler
2007-09-25 03:15 am UTC (link)
every woman should strive to be mariah.

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[info]gimmemoarjosh
2007-09-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
LOLZ

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[info]hoorayformegan
2007-09-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
I lold

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