Art Vandelay ([info]hawaii_bombay) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-09-22 19:13:00
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Britney's former bodyguard speaks
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The "secret witness" in Britney Spears' custody battle with KFed was one of her former bodyguards, Tony Barretto. The 27-year-old worked for Britney for 3 months. He said he came forward to testify, because he was concerned about SPF and JJ being a father to young kids himself. He spoke to The News of the World and the article is long as hell.

OVERDOSE: He claims Britney almost overdosed at The Mondrian Hotel after a binge with Howie Day. This was just hours before her big comeback performance at Anaheim's House of Blues. He claims when he entered the room it was a mess and there was a mound of white powder on the dresser. He also saw a glass pipe which he said was used to smoke meth. "She was in a terrible state, just sweating and shaking. Her pupils were huge—I've never seen her so bad." Tony said when they asked her about it the next day she said, "Yeah, thank God we made it."

BOOZE: Brit would make her bodyguards make her Jack and Coke which is her favorite drink. They would try and trick her by only adding a splash of Jack to the top to make it seem stronger. Tony claims Brit would drink WHILE driving. Like literally drive with a drink in her hand. She smokes and drinks around the kids all the time.

MADE-UP LANGUAGE: He said Brit would talk in this made-up language of hers. She would speak it to the kids as well as her staff. He said one time he caught her by the trash cans talking to herself in her own language.

EATING: Brit gets up at around 2 in the afternoon. Eats Sushi for breakfast and munches on Special K cereal almost all day. She would always make them go to Starbucks and get her a hot and cold coffee drink. He said she would tan daily.

CLOTHES & SHOPPING: She makes her bodyguards take pictures of every outfit she wears daily and constantly asks them how she looks. He says the only time she was happy was when she was shopping. She'd carry around her AMEX Titanium card and the bodyguards were given $6,000 in her cash daily to pay for some of her shit. He said she would have stores closed down so she could shop in peace. She even had Rite-Aid shut down.

NUDITY: He was warned about her stripping before he started the job. He said she would get naked all the time around him and the other staff. She would even bend over while naked. He said she would always bring girls home and they would all get naked and go in the jacuzzi. Tony also claims she would grind against his crotch without any panties on.

HYGEINE: Brit didn't want her bodyguards to smell bad. They had to wear cologne and couldn't sweat. However, Tony said Brit would fart and burp all the time.

DRUGS: He claims he saw her snort some white powder on two occasions. Once in a bathroom and another time in a private booth at Hyde.
He goes on and on and on and on and on. Basically, Britney has mental problems, doesn't like taking care of her kids, has problems with booze and drugs, likes getting naked, farts a lot and talks in a made-up language like Nell.

KIDS: He felt more like a babysitter than a bodyguard. Whenever the kids would cry she would pawn them off to her assistant, nanny or bodyguard. She would call the doctor all the time if she couldn't make the kids stop crying. She barely took care of them.

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[info]radioface
2007-09-23 12:16 am UTC (link)
sushi for breakfast is bad??

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[info]zombiebunny
2007-09-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah for real, sign me up!

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[info]vendettavv
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
"HYGEINE: Brit didn't want her bodyguards to smell bad. They had to wear cologne and couldn't sweat. However, Tony said Brit would fart and burp all the time."


JOURNALISM AT ITS FINEST!!

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[info]ex_fuckthedi629
2007-09-23 01:42 am UTC (link)
News of the world baby! Its full of class

P.s I think I read this agessssss ago :\

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(no subject) - [info]simplylovely1, 2007-09-23 09:47 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]endless_reader
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
It is not that hard to believe.

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[info]sicknnyc
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
LOL anyone seen KID NATION! Taylor ftw XD

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[info]lennyjewis
2007-09-23 12:22 am UTC (link)
I'M A BEAUTY QUEEN, I DON'T DO DISHES

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(no subject) - [info]beating_heartss, 2007-09-23 12:29 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]simplylovely1, 2007-09-23 01:47 am UTC (Expand)

[info]bloblawslawblog
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
ok so pretty much britney has turned into pootie tang

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[info]ainjel
2007-09-23 01:21 am UTC (link)

SA DA TAY!!</b>

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(no subject) - [info]lowinonesock, 2007-09-23 06:08 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]idigurmohawk
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
LIAR

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[info]matchuie
2007-09-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
Does she not make people sign confidentiality agreements?

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[info]nappyxheadedxho
2007-09-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
Thats what I was thinking

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(no subject) - [info]nexttopmess, 2007-09-23 12:24 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]privateers, 2007-09-23 12:45 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nexttopmess, 2007-09-23 12:53 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nexttopmess, 2007-09-23 12:54 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hunnichild, 2007-09-23 01:17 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nexttopmess, 2007-09-23 01:24 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]foreverbeingnow, 2007-09-23 01:10 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]silentbanshee, 2007-09-23 01:24 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]foreverbeingnow, 2007-09-23 01:27 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]inalbion, 2007-09-23 02:12 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]stayinthetv, 2007-09-23 02:15 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]scapefrmreality, 2007-09-23 05:04 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]crazy_clockwork, 2007-09-23 06:41 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mytwohands, 2007-09-23 09:28 am UTC (Expand)
She didn't even make K-Fed sign a pre-nup. - [info]t3pps, 2007-09-23 10:59 am UTC (Expand)
Re: She didn't even make K-Fed sign a pre-nup. - [info]bingashay, 2007-09-24 03:31 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: She didn't even make K-Fed sign a pre-nup. - [info]t3pps, 2007-09-25 03:28 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: She didn't even make K-Fed sign a pre-nup. - [info]bingashay, 2007-09-25 04:18 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: She didn't even make K-Fed sign a pre-nup. - [info]t3pps, 2007-09-26 06:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]harryohrawr
2007-09-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
"MADE-UP LANGUAGE: He said Brit would talk in this made-up language of hers. She would speak it to the kids as well as her staff. He said one time he caught her by the trash cans talking to herself in her own language."

I loled. I'm sorry.

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[info]screamofwheat
2007-09-23 12:22 am UTC (link)
me too bb

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(no subject) - [info]dragonblk17, 2007-09-23 12:25 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]slr32
2007-09-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
"He was warned about her stripping before he started the job."

Ha, they had to warn him about her body! Five years ago that would've been a major perk.

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[info]supernovadiva
2007-09-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
why do stars who barely have a grasp of the English language feel that it's cute to go all Nell?

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[info]ditzyxdawl
2007-09-23 12:27 am UTC (link)
iawtc! when he said that i totally thought of that movie! lmao

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[info]slr32
2007-09-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
Wow, she looks cute in that pic. I covet her dress.

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[info]meow_imma_kitty
2007-09-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
lol

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[info]dioratwar
2007-09-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
lol.
She would always make them go to Starbucks and get her a hot and cold coffee drink.
i do that.

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[info]nexttopmess
2007-09-23 12:21 am UTC (link)
that's what I just said. I actually do that whole sentence with the getting up late and eating dinner foor for breakfast etc. FUCK MORNING for real.

But I don't have 2 kids tho.

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(no subject) - [info]dioratwar, 2007-09-23 12:23 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]misstwirly
2007-09-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
DOn't believe it.

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[info]nexttopmess
2007-09-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
Hmmmm I'm over Britney but this is sad if true. This guy is either totally legit, or a complete hater.

Also, if you substitute my name with Brit here: "Brit gets up at around 2 in the afternoon. Eats Sushi for breakfast and munches on Special K cereal almost all day. She would always make them go to Starbucks and get her a hot and cold coffee drink." this sounds a lot like my day.

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[info]claudieko
2007-09-23 12:21 am UTC (link)
lol made-up language.

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[info]hobaby83
2007-09-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
"Like literally drive with a drink in her hand."

lol.. was this really how the article was written?

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[info]recipesforcake
2007-09-23 12:35 am UTC (link)
i'm wondering if some of this crap are really quotes that they didn't put the quotation marks around. that's the only thing i can think of.

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(no subject) - [info]where_i_begin, 2007-09-23 12:37 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]chateauxs
2007-09-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
made up...language? :|

anyways.
wtf @ him

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[info]vagabonden
2007-09-23 12:24 am UTC (link)
So her bodyguards also double as style consultants. That explains a lot.

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[info]rehabbed
2007-09-23 02:20 am UTC (link)
LOL

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(no subject) - [info]nun_with_a_gun, 2007-09-23 05:01 am UTC (Expand)

[info]thekspot
2007-09-23 12:24 am UTC (link)
this is so fake

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[info]macaroni1213
2007-09-23 12:24 am UTC (link)
IDK, this almost reminds me of that Jennifer Aniston voodoo, doll-stabbing, womb-clutching story.

But I guess it is Britney...

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[info]robot_hanabi
2007-09-23 02:50 am UTC (link)
I just sat here and laughed for a good minute. How could I forget that story.

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[info]wesaucereyes
2007-09-23 12:25 am UTC (link)
So it's a bad thing to wake up at 2:00pm and have sushi for breakfast? Would it even be considered breakfast since you are waking up in the afternoon and all?

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[info]beccahwho
2007-09-23 08:56 am UTC (link)
TRUE DAT.

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(no subject) - [info]staticsupernova, 2007-09-23 09:30 am UTC (Expand)

[info]f3d0ra_girl
2007-09-23 12:25 am UTC (link)
geez

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[info]lennyjewis
2007-09-23 12:26 am UTC (link)
getting up at 2 is acceptable

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[info]silentbanshee
2007-09-23 12:45 am UTC (link)
I'd agree with this except I don't know ANY new parent with kids under the age of 5 who get to sleep in past 9am, if they're lucky.

Certainly not until 2pm, must be nice to have other people raise your kids.

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(no subject) - [info]cookie_nut, 2007-09-23 12:53 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]fatpeopleeatme
2007-09-23 12:26 am UTC (link)
how fake is this shit.

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