_comeundone ([info]_comeundone) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2005-04-06 08:29:00
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BRITNEY, KEVIN SLEEP APART

April 6, 2005 -- BRITNEY Spears and husband Kevin Federline just might separate before their UPN reality show premiere next month, if their current behavior is any indication.
Just after Federline spent the weekend before last in Vegas, where a "hostess" was keeping him company, the couple holed up in the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica — but in separate rooms.

A spywitness staying there said, "They moved into the hotel because their house in Malibu is being renovated. But Britney stayed in the main building and Kevin stayed in the bungalows.

"They were not together at all the entire week. They called their family in for an emergency meeting. They are having serious issues, and the families were called to try and help them work it out."

Sadly, the two spent almost no time together talking things through, even though Spears is widely believed to be pregnant with Federline's child — although it has not been confirmed.

"Every time they came and went to and from the hotel, it was in separate cars," we're told. "Kevin played a lot of golf at a nearby golf course and Britney was just roaming the hotel everyday in either a muu-muu or an oversized sweatshirt, sobbing. Her mother was with her, but not Kevin.

"Britney left the hotel [Monday], but Kevin is still here."

A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

"As for Britney and Kevin, they are still together, happy and gearing up to do press on the new show. There will be a magazine cover involved."

For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog. The couple are "staying at a Santa Monica condo now," the rep added.

Meanwhile, the TV show is not in danger because the footage — shot by the couple themselves of their courtship and wedding — is already being edited.

UPN president Dawn Ostroff told The Post's Michael Starr: "They've been shooting footage for months. They started shooting when Britney was doing her European tour . . . There's going to be wraparound footage with them talking about what we're going to see, where they were in their lives." We wonder if they'll talk about last week.


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[info]shannapatrick
2005-04-06 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Incest? Two dogs, one a chihuahua and one a bulldog? How the hell is that incest?

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[info]pure_shores18
2005-04-06 01:34 pm UTC (link)
Bit bit is Britney's dog and Porkchop is her brother's dog so in Britney's fucked up mind makes the dogs brother and sister.

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[info]damnitxgirl
2005-04-06 01:30 pm UTC (link)
An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.


lolololololol

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[info]pure_shores18
2005-04-06 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Best cover up story for a fight EVER!!!!

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[info]retro80s
2005-04-06 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Where would I be without my daily dose of Shitney Spears news on this community.

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[info]tigrekitty
2005-04-08 07:41 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA that was the best skit ever!

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[info]verona
2005-04-06 01:44 pm UTC (link)
So... she didn't get her chi fixed and now it's going to die in labour trying birth puppies that are away too big? Way to go britney you fucking retard.

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[info]elvenqueen
2005-04-06 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Isn't the dog only a few months old? She certainly seems to be taking after her owner...

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[info]blackrose
2005-04-06 01:53 pm UTC (link)
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahhaah.

"Incest"

"Mu-mu"! lmao

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[info]lawsofeden
2005-04-06 02:02 pm UTC (link)
I like how she used her superior reasoning skills to deduce that if her dog and her brother's dog get pregnant it's incest. If she wasn't such a whore I would wonder what other things she's so idiotically naïve about.

haha muu-muu. The fat bitch is getting hers.

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[info]nene13
2005-04-06 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Ohhhh they already filmed it all. How convenient. A crap marriage, but just enough to make money to copy Nick and Jessica.
I knew this was a sham since day one. Pathetic.
And the real sad part is the children. To be put on the rollercoaster so these two pieces of shit can make a buck.
SAD. Disgraceful.

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[info]_julielicious
2005-04-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh, man. I can't stop laughing about the dogs.

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[info]_laced
2005-04-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
you picked a winner, britney.

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[info]starblossom87
2005-04-06 02:21 pm UTC (link)
I should've be surprised about them fighting, but the dog thing is great. I knew she was stupid, but damn, that's pretty bad.

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[info]lesbianic
2005-04-06 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Why am I not surprised that she didn't get her dog fucking spayed? She has millions of dollars and she couldn't pay for a $75 procedure? Ugh.

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[info]pirateywench
2005-04-07 12:34 am UTC (link)
If she'd adopted, the spaying would have been FREE! Yay!

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[info]shawnadammit
2005-04-06 02:22 pm UTC (link)
I think that dog is too young to be able to GET pregnant.

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[info]uhohlisa
2005-04-06 02:39 pm UTC (link)
<3spederline<3

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[info]explorateur
2005-04-06 02:47 pm UTC (link)
I need to see this show NOW! Seriously, I don't even like her at all, but still. I must see it. lol.

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[info]white_it_out___
2005-04-06 02:48 pm UTC (link)
"Britney was just roaming the hotel everyday in either a muu-muu or an oversized sweatshirt, sobbing."

wow. i actually feel bad for the dumb broad.

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[info]ksausville
2005-04-06 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Why does Kevin keep ditching women after he knocks them up?

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[info]shannapatrick
2005-04-06 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Because he is oh so classy!

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[info]riecy82
2005-04-06 04:40 pm UTC (link)
OK let me get this straight??

All this time they've been filming their life for a fucking reality tv show yet Britney's been bitching about too much coverage of her private life in the rags??

Was this girl ALWAYS this simple?? I never was a fan so I didn't really follow her before she became the trainwreck she is today.

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[info]theladyspeaks
2005-04-06 04:44 pm UTC (link)
when they got married, i gave them 6 months before the "marriage" goes completely down the toilet.

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[info]newbia
2005-04-07 01:27 am UTC (link)
How long has it been?

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[info]comeseekme
2005-04-06 04:46 pm UTC (link)
obviously britney's just pissed that her dog got pregnant before she did.

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[info]theladyspeaks
2005-04-06 04:59 pm UTC (link)
haha

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[info]dookie
2005-04-06 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Aww, I don't get UPN. Sucks for me.

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[info]_82ndstreet
2005-04-06 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Re-runs on Vh1/mtv.

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[info]soyesterday
2005-04-06 06:26 pm UTC (link)
just get divorced already.

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[info]fazedfay
2005-04-06 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Dog incest? lmao. Does she know that it actually happens, between two dogs from the SAME mother?

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[info]hilery
2005-04-06 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Why is the show going to be on UPN? I mean, I'd expect someone as big as Britney Spears to have a their own show on MTV or whatever.

And please respond telling me something like "because she is cheap and trashy, like UPN."

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[info]andshehopes
2005-04-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
because she is cheap and trash, like upn. :)

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[info]sexherup
2005-04-06 07:14 pm UTC (link)
even though i don't like britney, kevin doesn't deserve someone like her. he's such a fricken moocher.

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