Lucy bb ([info]abracadabrax) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-07-17 19:52:00
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Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Pregnant And Engaged?


Celebrity informants report that twenty-two year old singer Ashlee Simpson and her twenty-eight year old boyfriend, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz got engaged just before the band at last Saturday’s New York’s Live Earth concert and are currently expecting a baby!

“Ashlee wasn’t expecting it at all, it was a total surprise,” a mole reports. “Pete whipped out a big engagement ring, dropped down on one knee, and asked Ashlee to be his bride. Ashlee says it was romantic, sexy — and that she said yes right away.”

Ashlee fears her marriage doesn’t expose the overexposure that likely ruined big sis Jessica Simpson’s union with Nick Lachey-Ashlee’s only worn her engagement ring in private.

“Ashlee and Pete are desperate to keep the engagement quiet for as long as they can so they can make wedding plans in peace,” says an insider.

“She definitely doesn’t want a big circus wedding like Jessica had when she married Nick. All she wants is a simple ceremony with her family, his family, and a handful of people.”

Ashlee behavior at a recent family wedding has sparked speculation that she may be pregnant.

“Ashlee may have helped start the rumours herself.” “She was at a family wedding and was wandering around rubbing her belly. And she refused to drink anything.”

“She probably didn’t drink that night because her dad was around,” says a pal.

“We don’t think they were officially engaged 20 minutes before she started calling people to spread the news,” says a friend. “If she were having a baby she wouldn’t be able to keep it to herself for five minutes.”

Source


I think this is complete BS. However, I hear millions of 12-years old crying right now.


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[info]_xxtom
2007-07-17 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Ugliest baby ever y/y

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[info]damnediam
2007-07-17 06:02 pm UTC (link)
OMG yes :(

Getting a nose job didn't change her DNA...

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(no subject) - [info]releko, 2007-07-17 06:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]abracadabrax, 2007-07-17 06:02 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hawaii_bombay, 2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]thruyourveins, 2007-07-17 06:09 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ours, 2007-07-17 06:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ours, 2007-07-17 06:09 pm UTC (Expand)
Y and let's not forget - [info]tx5mym5, 2007-07-17 06:19 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]theincomplete, 2007-07-17 09:32 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]trendreject
2007-07-17 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Fanfiction makes me lol.

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[info]disco_balla
2007-07-17 06:07 pm UTC (link)
LMAO

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[info]jordinspanks
2007-07-17 06:01 pm UTC (link)
hahaa fake story. when the young girl who idolize this loser grow up, will they feel as lame as we did when we idolized the new kids? cuz i think the new kids were cooler. this guy is just a try-hard.

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[info]evil_heiress
2007-07-17 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I'm so sure. I doubt this is true, everyone's pregnant and engaged.

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[info]deseti_prsten
2007-07-17 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Pete whipped out ...
I was not expecting "engagement ring" to come after that.

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[info]evil_heiress
2007-07-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
LOL I KNOW!!!
I thought the same thing...

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(no subject) - [info]tape0verheart, 2007-07-17 06:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]misha_bsb, 2007-07-17 11:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sidewalk_doctor, 2007-07-18 02:19 am UTC (Expand)

[info]hawaii_bombay
2007-07-17 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Ugh; Pete Wentz should never breed.

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[info]xxtaste_of_ink
2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
OMG I WANT THIS TO BE TRUE.

This baby would be SO UGLY.
*crosses fingers*

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[info]point_shoot
2007-07-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC.

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[info]ftbsitttd
2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
i agree with your comment on this.

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[info]scratched_up
2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh god.

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[info]cheezy_poof
2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Having a baby with your rockstar out of wedlock is all the RAGE this season!

That being said, I call a big ol' pile of BS.

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[info]ftbsitttd
2007-07-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
and I think all emo boys look way younger than they are, like pete.

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[info]xxtaste_of_ink
2007-07-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
:| I think he looks at LEAST 30 in that pic.
He isn' aging well, imo

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(no subject) - [info]hawaii_bombay, 2007-07-17 06:07 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]xxtaste_of_ink, 2007-07-17 06:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]shotgun_sitter, 2007-07-17 08:07 pm UTC (Expand)
OT
[info]niamh_x_scandal
2007-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
can someone translate:to thine own self be true


into russian

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Re: OT
[info]denonaba
2007-07-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
к вашей собственной собственной личности будьте поистине

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Re: OT - [info]niamh_x_scandal, 2007-07-17 06:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]letmeupgradeu
2007-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
their kid is gonna have his chin and her old nose. they're gross and i dont care

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[info]victory_goddess
2007-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
The tabloids are just seriously jonesing for SOMEONE to be pregnant right now.

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[info]makeuptobreakup
2007-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
one fugly bb.

which will always need to make lame 'screaming' facial expressions.

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[info]invisibleones
2007-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I woke up hearing this yesterday morning. I wanted to puke.

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[info]anidee
2007-07-17 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I woke up to it too! I thought it was a bad dream but it was my alarm clock radio.

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[info]not_kosher
2007-07-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)
omg shut the fuck UP he is NOT 28 ROFL

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[info]st00pid
2007-07-17 06:10 pm UTC (link)
yup he is. geminis are eternally young :]

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(no subject) - [info]not_kosher, 2007-07-17 06:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ainjel, 2007-07-17 06:21 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]not_kosher, 2007-07-17 06:22 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ainjel, 2007-07-17 09:05 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]sabrina_bobina
2007-07-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if Papa Joe leaked this.

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[info]keltrigger
2007-07-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
They has better make sure Ashlee actally says her vows, not lip-syncs them.

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[info]ericasays
2007-07-17 06:12 pm UTC (link)
ohhh snippity snap! lol

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[info]ilovebatmanx2
2007-07-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
*falls of of chair*
ugh.

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[info]bagelofdeath
2007-07-17 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Boy will that be an ugly baby.

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[info]privateers
2007-07-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
lol ill believe it when i hear it from them.

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[info]amore
2007-07-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
lol omg. i hope it's true.

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[info]ilovebatmanx2
2007-07-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
so lame....

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their baby y/y?
[info]point_shoot
2007-07-17 06:09 pm UTC (link)
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Re: their baby y/y?
[info]abracadabrax
2007-07-17 06:10 pm UTC (link)
the nose isn't big enough but y

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Re: their baby y/y? - [info]niamh_x_scandal, 2007-07-17 06:16 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: their baby y/y? - [info]abracadabrax, 2007-07-17 09:13 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: their baby y/y? - [info]hawaii_bombay, 2007-07-17 06:23 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: their baby y/y? - [info]_dennis_csi_, 2007-07-17 08:47 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: their baby y/y? - [info]celtic_thistle, 2007-07-17 10:34 pm UTC (Expand)

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