dontdontgetout ([info]dontdontgetout) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-07-08 14:33:00
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ALBERT HAMMOND JR. ON VICE’s “Dos & DON’Ts & Friends”
Videos of Albert looking, well…the worse for wear, I guess you could call it.

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Albert drops his pants, sticks his sack back and slaps his hairy ass:
http://www.vbs.tv/player.php?bctid=1078616635&bccl=MTA3ODYyOTYyOF9fRVRD

Fondles his cracky girlfriend “Lisa’s” boobs:
http://www.vbs.tv/player.php?bctid=1078616822&bccl=MTA3ODYyOTYyOF9fRVRD

Yells at his girlfriend to bring him and his friend a beer:
http://www.vbs.tv/player.php?bctid=1078606364&bccl=MTA3ODYyOTYyOF9fRVRD

Assesses “Blood Diamond” and how to not get your hand chopped off:
http://www.vbs.tv/player.php?bctid=1078629920&bccl=MTA3ODYyOTYyOF9fRVRD


Oh, to be young and fucking wasted in Manhattan….

Don’t know who he is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Hammond,_Jr.

Source:
Vice Magazine (http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/)

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[info]omg_pwned
2007-07-08 09:52 pm UTC (link)
stick with the strokes! i havent heard any of his solo shit and dont plan to.

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[info]myearthquakes
2007-07-08 10:14 pm UTC (link)
his solo album is actually pretty good ;)

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(no subject) - [info]omg_pwned, 2007-07-08 10:18 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]icamon
2007-07-08 09:59 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]wownelwow
2007-07-08 10:00 pm UTC (link)
i can't be bothered to watched these as i am high and sleepy, but i always thought he was one of the more attractive strokes...

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[info]omg_pwned
2007-07-08 10:03 pm UTC (link)
but julian's so hot.

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(no subject) - [info]wownelwow, 2007-07-08 10:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]dannyglover_lol, 2007-07-08 10:17 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]omg_pwned, 2007-07-08 10:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cammiec, 2007-07-08 10:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]old_fart_1, 2007-07-09 02:12 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]dorkii_rawk
2007-07-08 10:02 pm UTC (link)
now if only this was Fabrizio Moretti's ass! ;D

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[info]crackmonkeygirl
2007-07-08 10:05 pm UTC (link)
seriously :(

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[info]dorkii_rawk
2007-07-08 10:03 pm UTC (link)
also i guess he likes to go commando.

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[info]dannyglover_lol
2007-07-08 10:03 pm UTC (link)
LOL Albert on ONTD! His solo album is good, I like it. The Sheen/Estevez's like it. Isn't that enough?

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[info]croutonochrist
2007-07-08 10:04 pm UTC (link)
LOL. Boyfriend is FUCKED UP. Still looks hot though.

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[info]sergeant_duckie
2007-07-08 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I love 'Yours to Keep'.

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[info]crackmonkeygirl
2007-07-08 10:06 pm UTC (link)
His girlfriend is so cracked out. I couldn't even watch the whole video because her 6 inches of roots and weird teased hair upset me so much.

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[info]dontdontgetout
2007-07-08 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and dude, he broke up with Cathrine from The Pierces (the blonde one):

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for that chick?

Down grade...

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[info]asdefgaheckel
2007-07-08 10:26 pm UTC (link)
straight guys are so weird.

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[info]giftbox
2007-07-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
albert's new girlfriend:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T-MJo0jhAIs
also, the tall one here:
http://homepage.mac.com/mikegeorge/.Pictures/Pirelli/10_1.jpg

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[info]dannyglover_lol
2007-07-08 10:32 pm UTC (link)
boobs

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(no subject) - [info]dontdontgetout, 2007-07-08 10:37 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]cammiec
2007-07-08 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Albert is fuuugly.

We need some FAB love here!

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[info]adequite
2007-07-08 11:02 pm UTC (link)
ew

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[info]deniedmsi
2007-07-08 10:50 pm UTC (link)
This is one of the few times I'm glad my internet is shit, because seriously, eeew.

I love that guy and all, but no. Not unless it's Julian.

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[info]plumerias0417
2007-07-08 11:04 pm UTC (link)
lol, I love that this is on ONTD. I like his solo album, tbh.

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[info]lennyjewis
2007-07-08 11:05 pm UTC (link)
lmao wtf was that.

and all of the strokes have a thing for ugly women. just look at julian's wife and nicks gf. except for drew and fab, they were great together.

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[info]fingersox
2007-07-08 11:17 pm UTC (link)
nikolai's wife isn't fug & have you seen albert's last gf? catherine is far from ugly. his new gf isn't unattractive either. imo, amanda she's average. julian is the only one with dodgy taste in women; his ex wasn't cute and nor is juliet.

/fangirl

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(no subject) - [info]dontdontgetout, 2007-07-08 11:43 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]pantless_deacon
2007-07-08 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Really? I didn't know this guy existed, lol.

His father rocks though.

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[info]fingersox
2007-07-08 11:18 pm UTC (link)
LOL i saw this about 1hr ago. how weird that they ended up here.

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[info]penser_a_rien
2007-07-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
hahahahahaha
This made my day.
I love him and the Strokes.
My ex was basically his doppelganger, but he got annoyed everytime I said it.

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[info]dorkii_rawk
2007-07-09 12:16 am UTC (link)
lolz doppelganger... where'd you find him, @ a strokes concert?

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[info]sulking
2007-07-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
that guy next to him looks SO FAMILIAR. who is it?

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[info]tigediane
2007-07-09 01:13 am UTC (link)
Why in the hell did I have a crush on this guy? And it was BAD too...

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[info]old_fart_1
2007-07-09 02:06 am UTC (link)
i don't want to ruin my impression of albert being vaguely attractive in a pothead kind of way, so i won't watch these videos. much like i ignore the state of julian's...general being.

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[info]floating_to_sea
2007-07-09 03:09 am UTC (link)
i really like his father's song..about how it never rains in southern california w/e w/e

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[info]yougetajob
2007-07-09 03:22 am UTC (link)
when did he and catherine break up?

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[info]giftbox
2007-07-09 05:38 am UTC (link)
around christmastime, i think

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[info]rotticahei
2007-07-09 08:02 am UTC (link)
i don't want to watch this, but i do enjoy his work, i think that's why i don't want to see these videos.

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