Kelsey ([info]thefinesthour) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-05-29 14:08:00
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Lindsay's leftovers on eBay!
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The leftover pieces of Lindsay Lohan's car from her May 26th accident are now on eBay. The current bid is $142.50.

Their description is rich:

THE HISTORIC DOWNFALL OF HOLLYWOOD'S STARLETS IS CLEARLY UPON US. FIRST, PARIS HILTON IS GIVEN JAIL TIME AND NOW LINDSAY'S

ACCIDENT MAY MARK THE END OF INNOCENCE & LUCK OF HOLLYWOOD'S YOUNG, RICH & FAMOUS... THIS LATEST INCIDENT SIGNIFIES ALOT

FOR THE HARD PARTYING ACTRESS. NOT ONLY WAS LINDSAY SUSPECTED OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, BUT SHE IS UNDER

THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE, AND ALSO FLED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT.

UP FOR AUCTION ARE 100% AUTHENTIC GUARANTEED PIECES & PARTS OF ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN'S Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible

RECOVERED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT ON THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF SUNSET BLVD. AND FOOTHILL DR. IN BEVERLY HILLS, CA.

LINDSAY LOST CONTROL OF HER CAR IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF MAY 26TH, 2007, VEERED OFF ON FOOTHILL DR. , JUMPED THE CURB, AND

ULTIMATELY CRASHED INTO THE HEDGES OF THE PROPERTY!!! BEFORE THE SCENE WAS COMPLETELY CLEANED UP, WE RECOVERED THESE REMAINING FRAGMENTS OF HER CAR, INCLUDING THE FRONT LIGHTS AND PARTS OF THE BODY. THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECEIVE A SWORN WRITTEN, & SIGNED STATEMENT TO THE EXACT

ACCOUNTS AND CLAIMS STATED ABOVE FROM THE PERSON WHO RECOVERED THESE ITEMS FROM THE SCENE.

Edit: Jesus christ, the bidding is already over $700 now.


Source: Dlisted
The Auction


I so called it.


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[info]big_tony80
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I would buy her ironic AA poker chip but not pieces of car......

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[info]solargrrl
2007-05-29 09:26 pm UTC (link)
THAT would be comedy gold. Almost as funny as my own...

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[info]pseudoelectric
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Hopefully they disinfected these shards of her syphilismobile

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[info]smarter
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
it's already over $400 now

pathetic sry2say

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[info]honeytar
2007-05-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
seriously.

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[info]radiophonic
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
That was the most dramatic ebay listing I have ever seen.

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[info]vapidoffender
2007-05-29 11:21 pm UTC (link)
yeah, it makes it seem as if paris going to jail is going to cause civilization to go into an uproar and society to cease exsisting...

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[info]shlee_lee
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
lindsay's accident marks "the end of innocence"?
bitch please.

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[info]lindsaylohan
2007-05-29 09:26 pm UTC (link)
lmfao they're making it sound like the end of the world is coming cause lindsay fucked up

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(no subject) - [info]guccipostagurl, 2007-05-29 09:32 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]xtiffanytwisted
2007-05-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
omg. seriously?

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[info]ilovemeganm
2007-05-29 09:25 pm UTC (link)
hey OT but remember buybritneyshair.com or whatever? did anyone actually end up buying it?

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[info]heartbeatrock
2007-05-29 09:25 pm UTC (link)
whoa it's £465 now. why the hell would you buy that though? it's even stupider than Britney's hair auction.

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[info]heartbeatrock
2007-05-29 09:26 pm UTC (link)
idk why i put £ tbh

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(no subject) - [info]guccipostagurl, 2007-05-29 09:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]foreignland
2007-05-29 09:26 pm UTC (link)
WTf are you supposed to do with it if you win?
Bidding is at 760 now.

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[info]disco_balla
2007-05-29 09:28 pm UTC (link)
grind it up into a powder and snort it?

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haha
[info]f3d0ra_girl
2007-05-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)
this amuses me. wow...

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[info]stevie_moore
2007-05-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)
why would I want that? Oh, and she's not a starlet.

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[info]s0ftlyraining
2007-05-29 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Thats the saddest thing ever.

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[info]miss_frizzle
2007-05-29 09:28 pm UTC (link)
man, because of the title of this post, i was thinking i'd be able to buy an unsuspecting male and a set of crackpipes.

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[info]disco_balla
2007-05-29 09:29 pm UTC (link)
A+++++

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(no subject) - [info]jessicamariek, 2007-05-29 09:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]numbedtoe, 2007-05-29 10:09 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sicksexfix
2007-05-29 09:29 pm UTC (link)
ok, thats just sad. are these going to be hung up in the hard rock cafe or what? who's buying these parts?

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[info]thefinesthour
2007-05-29 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I just noticed that at the bottom of the listing it says

"Asking our government, the EPA, to finally regulate greenhouse gasses and all harmful emissions that are causing global warming."

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[info]sedattives
2007-05-29 09:30 pm UTC (link)
i'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't lindsay lohan.

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[info]disco_balla
2007-05-29 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Please, you can get plenty of Linday's leftovers on the tables in the backroom of Les Deux.

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[info]starsprinkles
2007-05-29 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Dude, WTF. What's the winner going to do with this, put in in a display case? It's just a bunch of shards & junk.

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[info]rescueme_fromme
2007-05-29 09:31 pm UTC (link)
historical downfall?

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[info]herocksdude
2007-05-29 09:31 pm UTC (link)
wow. thats sick

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[info]numb_crystal
2007-05-29 09:33 pm UTC (link)
you called what?

when i first looked at the pic, i thought it was broken pieces of a crack pipe or something

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[info]starvingyou
2007-05-29 09:34 pm UTC (link)
lol crack id settle for that.

-whitney-

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(no subject) - [info]thefinesthour, 2007-05-29 09:36 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]numb_crystal, 2007-05-29 09:48 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]androganus, 2007-05-29 09:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ashamed, 2007-05-30 06:01 am UTC (Expand)

[info]starvingyou
2007-05-29 09:33 pm UTC (link)
lol

I wonder when the bigger pieces of the wreck end up on ebay.

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[info]thekmartoprah
2007-05-29 09:34 pm UTC (link)
lol who wants that shit?

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[info]the_satyr_icon
2007-05-29 09:35 pm UTC (link)
What is the bidding up to on the remnants of her career? It was pretty high around "Mean Girls"...I think now it could be a "Buy It Now"...

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[info]babyhitler
2007-05-29 11:11 pm UTC (link)
HOW DO YOU CALL 2 MOVIES. 1 PARENT TRAP, WHEN SHE WAS ELEVEN and 2. Mean girls when she was 17 which was 4 years ago, a career? explain. this bitch hasn't done anything since. Herbie fully loaded? georgia rule? Just my luck? I think Pauly shore has had better success in Jury Duty.

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(no subject) - [info]the_satyr_icon, 2007-05-30 12:14 am UTC (Expand)

[info]dorkii_rawk
2007-05-29 09:35 pm UTC (link)
i'd rather bid on Hohan's blow.

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