big_tony80 ([info]big_tony80) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-05-21 09:31:00
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Calum Best: Lindsay Lohan’s “dynamite” in bed
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Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan as “dynamite” in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through. According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

The source added that reputed womaniser Calum is using his usual a treat-’em-mean, keep-’em-keen approach - but it might back fire: “Calum treats her no different to any other conquest even though she is a big Hollywood star. Lindsay’s used to men doing everything she asks and getting her own way but Calum is the exact opposite.”

“She loves his bad-boy reputation but thinks ultimately she can tame him. But that fact that other girls throw themselves at him also drives her wild with jealousy.

After two weeks of partying with Lindsay in New York and the Bahamas, Calum has now returned to the UK. Lindsay is thought to be spending a month filming in London over the summer. SOURCE

I bet during sex, she screams out "Herbie Fully Loaded!"



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[info]ook
2007-05-21 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Classy guy! *eye roll*

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[info]stevie_moore
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
I second that.

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(no subject) - [info]sidewalk_doctor, 2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]amphigory
2007-05-21 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh, God. Please, spare us.

DO. NOT. WANT.

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[info]kittykannibal
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
She loves his bad-boy reputation but thinks ultimately she can tame him

that made me laugh at lot

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[info]msclairvoyant
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
LOL This is disturbing. Last thing I needed to read this morning. :x

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[info]etherealshores
2007-05-21 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Haha I know eh? It's a case of too much info any time of the day, but especially this morning!

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[info]kool_aidex893
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Lindsay is such a joke now

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[info]crazybrewersfan
2007-05-21 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Haha your icon

Sup Dynasty??

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[info]seether800
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
I bet their "source" is actually Lindsay.

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[info]xtristessa
2007-05-21 04:42 pm UTC (link)
hahah yeah huh

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[info]cure6199
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Lies! If any of it is true it's that she thinks she can change him and that she screams because bitch looks dramatic as hell.

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[info]id_gurl
2007-05-21 06:58 pm UTC (link)
oh my god, where did that icon come from.

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(no subject) - [info]cure6199, 2007-05-21 08:17 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]id_gurl, 2007-05-21 09:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lalalaini, 2007-05-23 11:14 am UTC (Expand)
eep - [info]lalalaini, 2007-05-23 11:15 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sweet_tiff4prez
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
lol gross
yeah he sure is using her for publicity.

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[info]moftchor
2007-05-21 04:40 pm UTC (link)
that's so tacky.

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[info]marchingocelot
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I bet during sex, she screams out "Herbie Fully Loaded!"

Okay, I laughed.

But seriously: does anyone really use that many similes when describing a sexual partner?

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[info]pin_stripe
2007-05-21 06:17 pm UTC (link)
no, it's a total publicist plant....and who the hell kind of friends would say that about someone? my friends sure as hell don't know all the ins and outs of my sex life no thx

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(no subject) - [info]touchyou, 2007-05-22 01:13 am UTC (Expand)

[info]tegio
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan has “dynamite” in bed

... all i can think about is her vag exploding now

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[info]thruyourveins
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
sounds hot.

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[info]xtristessa
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
i doubt she is DYNAMIIIIITE but i can imagine the sex with her could be pretty good.. or pretty awful. i guess it depends on how fucked up she is.

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[info]murralicious
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
That explains the bruises on her body.

I always wondered if her bedsheets turn orange after sex.

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[info]obsession06
2007-05-21 06:31 pm UTC (link)
hahah i love your last comment

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[info]marechal
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Ugh.

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[info]redhobbit
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Could have gone through the rest of my life without hearing about that cunt's sexlife.

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[info]damnediam
2007-05-21 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh God, agree 100%. Yuck.

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[info]xmeganx327x
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
WOW he's a keeper. he opens his mouth about everything.

classy guy!

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[info]privatelyricist
2007-05-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I think I threw up a little in my mouth

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[info]big_tony80
2007-05-21 04:44 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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(no subject) - [info]privatelyricist, 2007-05-21 04:49 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]big_tony80, 2007-05-21 05:03 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]privatelyricist, 2007-05-21 05:15 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]recommencement, 2007-05-21 07:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]privatelyricist, 2007-05-21 07:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bertiedav, 2007-05-21 05:07 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]privatelyricist, 2007-05-21 05:15 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bertiedav, 2007-05-21 05:25 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]privatelyricist, 2007-05-21 06:24 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]corduroyskirt, 2007-05-21 06:07 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]blizzardbebe
2007-05-21 04:42 pm UTC (link)
somehow, i doubt these comments actually came from anyone but the writer of this article.

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i call total bullshit.
[info]sinfidel
2007-05-21 04:56 pm UTC (link)
i'm with you.. though calling this complete drivel an actual "article" gives it more credit than i'm willing to...

*rollz eyez*

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(no subject) - [info]hvxjim, 2007-05-21 05:08 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pin_stripe, 2007-05-21 06:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]tearsfromastar, 2007-05-21 10:20 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]amelia_heinle, 2007-05-21 06:22 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i call total bullshit. - [info]id_gurl, 2007-05-21 07:09 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i call total bullshit. - [info]tearsfromastar, 2007-05-21 10:22 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ms_firecrotch, 2007-05-21 08:53 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sassymorg333
2007-05-21 04:42 pm UTC (link)
ahahahahahaha

THX FOR THE DEETS.

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[info]miss_bipolar
2007-05-21 04:42 pm UTC (link)
bahahahaha herbie

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[info]me40
2007-05-21 04:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure between all the fucking drugs they both take, yeah, it's amazing.

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[info]imsodeep
2007-05-21 04:45 pm UTC (link)
bumps to prove how good she is? hun, that's called herpes.

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[info]thecoldacre
2007-05-21 04:53 pm UTC (link)
rofl

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(no subject) - [info]young_bunzr, 2007-05-21 04:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]zoobie, 2007-05-21 04:59 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2007-05-21 04:59 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]amo_el_verano, 2007-05-21 05:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bagelofdeath, 2007-05-21 05:24 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ex_hollywood483, 2007-05-21 06:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]celtic_thistle, 2007-05-21 06:49 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]exit_halo, 2007-05-21 07:55 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]alerts, 2007-05-21 10:41 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]touchyou, 2007-05-22 01:13 am UTC (Expand)

[info]hxcfairy
2007-05-21 04:45 pm UTC (link)
TMI!

ew @ the thought of the two of them naked *pukes*

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[info]vivisco
2007-05-21 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I thought that was Phil what's his name from AI for a second.

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