Ashley Albright ([info]ms_firecrotch) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-05-19 15:11:00
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BLOW JOBS FOR VOTES


Tania Derveaux is ready to give out 40,000 blowjobs to men that vote for her in the next Belgian election. Tania is currently the leading (of course) NEE party senate candidate. Tania says she will take a 500-day tour around the world and blow dudes every single day. That's about 80 dicks a day!


In order to receive a oral tongue bath from Tania you have to be 18 or older, wear a condom and Tania can deny you for any reason. She said, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."


Rules, rules, rules! Her jaw will most likely fall off by dick 200. Tania doesn't realize how much nasty wang there is out there. Trust me, I've come across some. Cheese sandwich.


The next Belgian election is June 5th and at least 40,000 votes are needed to start a political group.


That's my kind of campaign! Hey! That means Paris Hilton could run for senate in Belgium! She's probably several thousand ahead of Tania! There's a future for that twat after all!


source & source


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[info]sixfiftysix
2007-05-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Wow. This is amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]rikdawg, 2007-05-19 09:58 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]famousdeaths
2007-05-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
WHAT

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[info]milkosaurus
2007-05-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
what a world we live in.

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(no subject) - [info]pugofwar, 2007-05-20 02:26 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]milkosaurus, 2007-05-20 03:11 am UTC (Expand)

[info]xsweetxtormentx
2007-05-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Slut.

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[info]theradiostatic
2007-05-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Wtf? Nasty ass.

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[info]0405
2007-05-19 08:51 pm UTC (link)
she says that because she isn't going to win.

that's disgusting though.

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[info]saikaro_x
2007-05-19 08:53 pm UTC (link)
hahaha omfg what is wrong with people these days!!

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[info]missymw88
2007-05-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
wow

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[info]dirt_andpretty
2007-05-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
so belgium should probably be burned to the ground for shit like this.
or her burned at the stake.
or both.

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[info]myearthquakes
2007-05-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
i would hate to be blow job #40,000.....

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(no subject) - [info]aphobian, 2007-05-19 10:29 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pattieisntcrazy, 2007-05-19 11:59 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]thruyourveins
2007-05-19 08:56 pm UTC (link)
rofl

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[info]jeffreyuno_1
2007-05-19 08:56 pm UTC (link)
She's basically forming a political party out of blowjobs...how do people in Belgium feel about this?

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(no subject) - [info]amelia_heinle, 2007-05-20 03:42 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]maniaclove
2007-05-19 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Classy.

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[info]lunamos
2007-05-19 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hello, walking STD.

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[info]chris_be_happy
2007-05-19 08:59 pm UTC (link)
ew the fuck ew


that shit is so nasty

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[info]milkradio
2007-05-19 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Uhm...

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(no subject) - [info]pugofwar, 2007-05-20 02:27 am UTC (Expand)

[info]x_ce_rce_au_x
2007-05-19 09:01 pm UTC (link)
her left leg and foot look really funny from that angle, janice would not approve

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brinneymarie
2007-05-19 09:01 pm UTC (link)

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[info]bagelofdeath
2007-05-19 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Classy.

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[info]dragoncrab88
2007-05-19 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Disgusting.

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train_stations
2007-05-19 09:08 pm UTC (link)
She's going to have the sorest throat in history.

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look, i have not voted
[info]ur_javert
2007-05-19 09:10 pm UTC (link)
in 15 years , but i gotta say
i would vote for this lady on sheer principle, blow job aside even
i mean come one, its not like politicians ever do much
other than cause somebody grief & let others down
while here in Tania we have a promise of pleasure
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at least for many of her male voters
actually, i would like to see this escalate into some kind of competetion
maybe an opponet of hers can offer to go down on some ladies

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[info]zulkey
2007-05-19 09:13 pm UTC (link)
um, ew. that's a lot of cock.

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[info]sedattives
2007-05-19 09:13 pm UTC (link)
WUT WUT
no one can handle 80 dicks per day. i hope she chokes

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[info]zulkey
2007-05-19 09:14 pm UTC (link)
now someone do a samantha from sex and the city and go so what? men use their power, let women use theirs! it's empowering!

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