ohnotheydidnt: some pictures...oh, and an attack on brangelina

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-04-15 10:43:00

some pictures...oh, and an attack on brangelina

McConaughey has a girlfriend...

...Denise's daughter is a slut...

...and Selita Ebanks is still dating Nick Cannon.

loads more at the source, who also has this to say to you:
Matthew McConaughey steps out his trailer park home on Saturday afternoon with a new 22-year-old Brazilian model Camilla Alves (she looks a little likeCassie).

The cozy couple visited a mutual friend in the Brentwood neighborhood of Calif. They pair were snapped together during Easter weekend in Malibu as well.

McConaughey moves from one exotic beauty to the next!

Spanish sexpot Penelope Cruz to Brazilian beauty Camilla Alves: UPGRADE or DOWNGRADE?

Whoever this chick is, she better be in bad ass shape if she's dating McConaughey. She has no boobs and is rather not attractive. :'( But then, dating Matt Mc... is no badge of honor.

Now for the fugliest celeb children ever.

nothing more worth seeing at the source.

Jared says: Denise Richards spends the day shopping with her two daughters — Sam, 3, and Lola, 22 months — on Saturday at The Commons in Calabasas, Calif.

Sam is all grown up, sporting a Lacoste polo and carrying around very her own purse! She even had studs and the oh-so-trendy skulls on her belt! (Lola is also wearing a Lacoste polo.)

Too cute for words!

The mother-daughter trio picked up a few items from contemporary apparel boutique M.Frederic. Richards, 36, toted around a pink handbag by Bottega Veneta.

I say: Sam is a slut.

Also, something really needs to be done about Lola's unfortunate bowl cut. Elsewise, that child is just not aptly named. She will never be the object of a man named Rico Suave's affection.

And the belle of the ball, Selita Ebanks! Girl, why you so attractive?

Hi!

Sorry guys. I went way, way overboard on Selita. But I have a problem and the first step to recovery is acknowledging it...jk, I just wanted you guys to lol as much as I did. And besides that, watermark be damned, Getty is the best photo source ever.

Halle Berry Would Prefer To Adopt In America

Hollywood actress Halle Berry has condemned Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for adopting children from abroad, claiming they have "forgotten" about the youngsters in America. The Oscar winner hopes to become a mom one day and would consider adopting again after taking on ex-husband Eric Benet's daughter India.

She says, "I hope I have children one day - it's not too late. I am looking forward to that.

"Maybe I will adopt somewhere down the road if that is the only way to bring a child into my life.

"There are lots of children that need a home in America. I feel we have forgotten about our own kids. With Brad and Angelina it's whatever works for them."

Meeeeyow!
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	fame 2007-04-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	i heard that angelina is forbidden from adopting in the US y/n? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	numb_crystal 2007-04-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	it makes sense with her unstable mental history and drug use. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	numb_crystal 2007-04-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	i pretty much cannot stand Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. I think they're douches. however, Halle Berry sounds so fucking ignorant here. I'm shocked tbh. Yes kids in America need adoption too, but kids in America who need adoption are so much more privileged than kids who need adoption around the world. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sndr 2007-04-15 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, some of the kids in Africa/Asia/etc don't even have food, clean water etc, most Americans "orphas" usually have at least a roof above their head. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	anawkwardturtle 2007-04-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	The kids aren't that ugly... you just can't really tell if they're boys or girls. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eyrehead247 2007-04-16 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I'm thinking too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	marchingocelot 2007-04-15 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	"There are lots of children that need a home in America. I feel we have forgotten about our own kids. With Brad and Angelina it's whatever works for them." And there are also children around the world who needs home. To say anything about someone who chooses to adopt based on the country they choose to adopt from is very, very dumb. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	marchingocelot 2007-04-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Needs home? *Need homes. Go my sentence construction! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fionaapple 2007-04-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	i agree, to an extent, with halle but conditions are usually worse for third world children than kids in america; at least many orphanages in america are civilized from what i know. i dunno, you guys can correct me if i'm wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ghost_explosion 2007-04-15 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	she has custody of eric benet's daughter? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ifiwerefamous 2007-04-15 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	No, she doesn't. She might have adopted her (like Brad did with Maddox and Zahara) or the article just meant she took care of India while she was married to Eric. If that makes any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	numb_crystal 2007-04-15 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	and those kids aren't ugly... they're pretty adorable (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	tempore 2007-04-15 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	agreed. And calling a 3 year old a slut? I find that a bit inappropriate. Talk about sexualising kids! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	nappyxheadedxho 2007-04-15 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Am I the only one who doesn't find Matthew hot anymore? He used to be hot, but something happend down the raod. :( (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	fionaapple 2007-04-15 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	your icon owns me (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whaturmamasaid 2007-04-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	new beard for matthew ?!! that kid has one big head. (Reply to this)

	jessjamsallnite 2007-04-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Screw Halle Berry I love her, "Maybe I will adopt some" comment if that is the ONLY way for her to have a child. Fuck her and her comments about Brad and Angelina. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	akaich0u 2007-04-15 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, seriously. "Maybe I will adopt" All talk, no action. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cynica 2007-04-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you call a child a slut? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	asciident 2007-04-15 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, seriously. What's slutty about that little girl? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	distruggo 2007-04-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	wtf, how old is sam? 4? that's gross. (Reply to this)

	marierebecca 2007-04-15 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lol, an "attack." Brad/Angelina fans always bring the lolz. (Reply to this)

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	intrigue77 2007-04-15 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. What kind of person do you have to be to call a 3 year old a slut? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	celtic_thistle 2007-04-15 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I think the OP is being somewhat facetious. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	whaturmamasaid 2007-04-15 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Selita Ebanks looks like Jennifer Beals. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	cathy105 2007-04-15 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	I know! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	........... f3d0ra_girl 2007-04-15 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	i can't stand Matthew Mcwhatever....i feel like he is so full of himself...alwayyys working out...and i mean alwaaaayyyyyyyyss (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: ........... pin_stripe 2007-04-15 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	yeah, like, dude, stop trying, it ain't fixable (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tube_fiend 2007-04-15 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Few foster kids get adopted because they are not available for adoption. Their birth parents have not relinquished full rights to them, or they have physical/mental histories which red tape requires very specific adoptive parents, and no one can meet the standards. There are plenty of people who WANT to adopt in the US. They just can't. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	panic_sting_die 2007-04-15 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt she said that. That's unnecessary drama and the words sound like they were written by a teenager. (Reply to this)

	badpixie 2007-04-15 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	seriously. a slut? you know, celebrity or not, there is no parent in the world that should have to maybe stumble across the blathering of an idiot that their 3 year old is a "slut". what is wrong with you? grow up. her kid is smarter than you already. (Reply to this)

	roffle_katy 2007-04-15 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	ita the model's face is a little busted, but i wouldn't kick her out of bed (in theory). she's got a fastastic physique. as for the slut thing, it sort of sounds like the OP might not speak english as a first language... either way, calling a 3-year old a slut is so pedo. (Reply to this) (Parent)