Oh if only all women had the grace, poise and demenour of Lily Allen. Lil Lilly, where did you get so classy? Did yo momma feed you with a silver spoon? Let’s not be dishonest with each other, Lily, she did, didn’t she, didn’t she? Really I wish Lily Allen could teach the world dancing. It would make a fantastic CBS show, “Dancing with the Lily AllenXoXo” and the “Airplane having a little crack&crazy trouble” would become a national dance phenomenon! Just think of all the bright eyed teens in America breaking furniture in their feeble attempts to emulate this greatness!

I would pay to see her shake her ass like Beyonce. Seriously, i think she’s the kind of girl who has one of those saggy, ugly asses and I just want if her saggy would jiggle.

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lolz Lilly Allen is kind of like Britney Spears right now, except she's been this way since the womb.