Chaji-sus Christ ([info]chajimasaji) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2007-01-31 18:29:00
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Joe Francis on Howard Stern Show: "Paris is the best sex I've ever had"


Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to "discuss" his and Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn't buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time...Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he'd ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends."



When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..." Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" or "Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?" Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."

To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

source: me! + www.howardstern.com



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[info]zulkey
2007-02-01 02:31 am UTC (link)
I hate your fucking face, Joe.

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[info]murralicious
2007-02-01 02:44 am UTC (link)
It's that god awful nose job.

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[info]lolmodelbitch
2007-02-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
hm? pariscarriage wut?

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[info]ecctv
2007-02-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
~tagged~

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[info]_anglophile
2007-02-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
So, what is wrong with his face?

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[info]cereza
2007-02-01 02:36 am UTC (link)
He kinda looks like a gelfling from the Dark Crystal. Well more of a hybrid of a gelfling and brandon davis, but you get the idea.

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[info]jazminescobar
2007-02-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
if he thinks paris hilton gives good head, then he's clearly never had good sex in his life. cuz i saw one night in paris and bitch is WACK.

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IAWTC!
[info]bumilla9999
2007-02-01 02:39 am UTC (link)
i was JUST getting ready to post this. bitch looked at the camera the whole time! when it's getting good you're generally not concentrating on much else. clearly no one in starlet ridden hollywood is having good sex. y/n?

FOR SHAME and LOLs.

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Re: IAWTC! - [info]ilovekitties82, 2007-02-01 02:45 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]bumilla9999, 2007-02-01 02:50 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: IAWTC! - [info]ilovekitties82, 2007-02-01 01:57 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]_glamazon, 2007-02-01 04:08 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]waltzindarkness, 2007-02-01 10:50 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]kalysse14, 2007-02-01 03:24 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]ilovekitties82, 2007-02-01 03:32 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]xx_revenant, 2007-02-01 04:05 am UTC (Expand)
Re: IAWTC! - [info]kalysse14, 2007-02-01 05:14 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]greenstonepilot, 2007-02-01 02:42 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]xander_cane, 2007-02-01 05:22 am UTC (Expand)
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how to give good head: - [info]bumilla9999, 2007-02-01 02:51 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]shesalltalk, 2007-02-01 04:43 am UTC (Expand)
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ability to write our the window when laughing - [info]androidette, 2007-02-01 07:56 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]esthetic, 2007-02-01 02:54 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]justgoaheadnow
2007-02-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
Good god, attrocious - the statements and his face.

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Venereal Diseases GONE WILD!
[info]chiaaysa
2007-02-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
Hahaha. Surprise, Joe! You now have herpes.

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Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD!
[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:46 am UTC (link)
oooo. Howard so should've asked him about that.

I wonder if Herpes is how Sophia found out that CMM cheated on her wit Paris.

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Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]diosabellissima, 2007-02-01 03:17 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]shes_dreaming, 2007-02-01 04:02 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]sexy_rebexy, 2007-02-01 04:32 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]punkvixenska, 2007-02-01 05:25 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]sexy_rebexy, 2007-02-01 08:55 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]baileysmama01, 2007-02-02 12:10 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Venereal Diseases GONE WILD! - [info]radtothextreme, 2007-02-01 01:13 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]vampiric02
2007-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
There's like a fug overload on ONTD's front page right now.

Thank god for Paul and Gavin.

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[info]lolmodelbitch
2007-02-01 02:35 am UTC (link)
omg how can you not think marc is hot? he is ~tamale~

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(no subject) - [info]vampiric02, 2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (Expand)

[info]keepyourguns
2007-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
"Paris is the best sex I've ever had"

Why? Because she just laid there and let you put your dick in her without making a fuss?

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[info]deadwillwalk
2007-02-01 09:18 am UTC (link)
Exacly what I was thinking. This guy is such a douche.

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[info]missypal
2007-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
ick...and ick.

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[info]diannalovesyou2
2007-02-01 03:14 am UTC (link)
HOME MOVIES!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]missypal, 2007-02-01 04:11 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]moneycashhoes
2007-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

oh whatever, he probably already has a slew of STDs already, anyway.

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[info]00entertain_me0
2007-02-01 02:53 am UTC (link)
Agreed!

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(no subject) - [info]havesomecocoa, 2007-02-01 04:23 am UTC (Expand)
dude,
[info]neglectnormalcy
2007-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)

this guy is, like.. the biggest piece of trash everrr.

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Re: dude,
[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:47 am UTC (link)
which is why Paris is great for him.

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nah, - [info]neglectnormalcy, 2007-02-01 02:50 am UTC (Expand)
Re: nah, - [info]ilovekitties82, 2007-02-01 03:15 am UTC (Expand)
Re: dude, - [info]trippen_dicular, 2007-02-01 04:44 am UTC (Expand)
don't you get it - [info]neglectnormalcy, 2007-02-01 04:49 am UTC (Expand)
Re: don't you get it - [info]trippen_dicular, 2007-02-02 12:56 am UTC (Expand)

[info]demented_21
2007-02-01 02:35 am UTC (link)
He looks like The Hulk would look like if Justin Long were Bruce Banner.

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[info]letsgetvinyl
2007-02-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
That could have easily made no sense, yet it was the most perfect description ever.

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[info]spencercarlin
2007-02-01 02:36 am UTC (link)
he is such a creep!

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in the real world
[info]kitkatisinhell
2007-02-01 02:36 am UTC (link)
this guy would get no pussy at all.

this guys face needs to be on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.

Happy hump day

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Re: in the real world
[info]bumilla9999
2007-02-01 02:55 am UTC (link)
LOL. awesome.

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[info]castaveron
2007-02-01 02:36 am UTC (link)
LOL Tara Reid.

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[info]pennyxlane
2007-02-01 03:32 am UTC (link)
LOL your icon!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]luckymojo, 2007-02-01 04:39 am UTC (Expand)

[info]panda_cookie
2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
He has such a pricky face. I wanna slap it!

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[info]sooozie1982
2007-02-01 03:18 am UTC (link)
I agree times ten. His face begs to be punched

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[info]numb_crystal
2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
lol @ him sleeping with the beast aka Kimberly stewart

whatever, paris is probably good at having sex when she doesn't have obnoxious cameras on her.

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[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
Didn't know about Kimberly. They really all just keep it in a circle don't they?

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[info]yogaspazz
2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
Classy

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[info]definatalie
2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
he's pretty fug.

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[info]malibu_mikey
2007-02-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
so embarrassing.

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[info]bumilla9999
2007-02-01 02:54 am UTC (link)
comment + icon = A+++

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[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
she talked on her cell phone while getting fucked.

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(no subject) - [info]xtune_shexhumsx, 2007-02-01 05:50 am UTC (Expand)

[info]starsprinkles
2007-02-01 02:38 am UTC (link)
"...well I only used protection with [Tara].."

"Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Um, DUH. He probably already has anything she has.

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[info]tearsfromastar
2007-02-01 10:01 am UTC (link)
EXACTLY. the documents are from a few years ago, along with all the other pictures and videos and documents etc. so stupid him, it's from the same time they were together, he probably GAVE them to her. jerk!

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[info]numb_crystal
2007-02-01 02:38 am UTC (link)
To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

he's probably the one who gave it to her :/ fucking douche

besides herpes and genital warts are so easy to spread because even if you're using condoms, it's not 100% safe since those are spread by genital contact and a condom doesn't fit over the balls!

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[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:50 am UTC (link)
lol. i was just picturing a condom that would fit over the balls. i amuse me.

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[info]miss_copacabana
2007-02-01 02:38 am UTC (link)
He has a face like a balloon.

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[info]apothecaries
2007-02-01 02:38 am UTC (link)
From seeing Paris and her lovely oral skillz I'd say it was probably the worst BJ ever.

How dare he lie.

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[info]ilovekitties82
2007-02-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
well you have to figure that most of his sex is coming from college girls on spring break who are so far beyond drunk they don't know their names or where they are. In fact, they are probably passed out and he's just putting it in their mouths. Paris is moving and that makes her special.

and ICON LOVE!

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