ONTD - Oh No They Didn't!

I got an email forward from my friend with some scandalous pics of Cleveland Indians baseball player Grady Sizemore that were apparently leaked by his girlfriend Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger. No peen, but I figure ONTD would enjoy some hot semi-naked baseball player chest.


( Lots more under the cut NSFW )

Source - my email

No celebrity in the history of High Times has ever been as willing to make as definitive statement for cannabis as Alanis Morissette does by posing in this massive garden in Northern California.
( I was gonna clean my room...until I got high )

Can't Not
I love this stoner bitch.

My favorite reality show, "Pawn Stars", premieres on Monday, November 30. Here's info about the show and a promo !

About the show

Long before banks, ATMs and check-cashing services, there were pawn shops. Pawning was the leading form of consumer credit in the United States until the 1950s, and pawn shops are still helping everyday people make ends meet. PAWN STARS takes you inside the colorful world of the pawn business

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On the web : http://www.history.com/content/pawn-stars

11 22

Uther has a precious magical relic of the Old Religion locked up tight in the Camelot vaults. Many have lost their lives trying to reclaim the Crystal of Neahtid, but the ruthless warlock Alvarr could succeed where they failed.

For Alvarr has a secret weapon - Mordred.

Morgana has always shared a powerful bond with the druid boy, but will she go as far as turning thief and traitor for him? Merlin is shocked by her choice, and by the true purpose of the mysterious crystal.



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Hands up who still has a smile on their face following Primeval's recent resurrection? As it goes, you're not alone: someone else excited by the prospect of a further two series (not to mention a US version and a movie) is creator Adrian Hodges.

Recently, Tube Talk caught up with the man himself to find out what we could about the Primeval franchise. In short, Hodges has planned the storylines for the 13-episode fourth/fifth season and promises to address that season three cliffhanger straight away - but it might not leave all fans happy..

The US spinoff is apparently "very much on the agenda" and details of the movie are "very nearly finalised". Of course, you could always hit 'play' below to find out more!



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Preparations are underway for tomorrow’s annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.

This year’s grand marshal is actress Susan Lucci (Erica Kane) from ALL MY CHILDREN – and not just because of star-power, says parade chairman Michel Papadaki.

"She specifically was selected because as Los Angeles knows, the motion picture and television industry is struggling economically as many businesses are and her show is moving from New York back to Los Angeles."

Coca-Cola is sponsoring the parade. MyNetworkTV will record the event for nationwide broadcast next month.

The parade begins at 6 Sunday evening in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard.

Celebs scheduled to appear this year include Lou Gossett Jr. ("An Officer & a Gentleman"), Cindy Williams ("Laverne & Shirley"), TV host Montel Williams, Lee Majors ("The Six Million Dollar Man"), "General Hospital" star Genie Francis, "The Bold & the Beautiful"'s Lesley-Anne Down, "The Young and the Restless" Kate Linder, Kim Wayans & Shawn Wayans, "CSI: Miami"'s Eva La Rue, "The Vampire Diaries"' Katerina Graham, Judge Mathis, actors Antonio Sabato, Jr. and Lorenzo Lamas, "American Idol"'s Ace Young, and many more.

Parade Grand Marshals of the last few decades have included Bob Hope, Bob Barker, Regis Philbin, Charlton Heston, Lou Gossett, Tony Danza, Tom Arnold and David Hasselhoff.

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"I was angry... then I got vulnerable and started to miss the person," she said in an eXSclusive interview, referring to her abusive ex-boyfriend CHRIS BROWN.

"It was a rollercoaster. The studio became a place of peace and therapy. But now I'm enjoying being single. It's a whole new world to me.

"Dating would be fun to incorporate. It's a lot of commitment so I don't want a serious relationship.

"I'm linked to so many men it's ridiculous. I AM single. And I would put love on the side for what I do because it means so much to me."

But, in a sign of her re- discovered cheeky side, she then winked: "I don't miss sex because I still have fun by myself. You get what I mean?"

That's my girl!

( RiRi jetted into London yesterday before her X Factor performance tonight of amazing new single Russian Roulette from the XS approved album Rated R. )

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Christopher Eccleston has signed up to play John Lennon in a new BBC drama.



The one-off BBC Four production, titled Lennon Naked will chronicle the life of the former Beatles singer between 1967 and 1971.

Christopher Fairbank, Naoko Mori, Claudie Blakley, Rory Kinnear, Michael Colgan, Andrew Scott and Allan Corduner have also signed up to star in the project.

"Securing Christopher Eccleston to play John Lennon is further testament to the calibre of drama on BBC Four," said BBC drama commissioning controller Ben Stephenson.

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A favourite of Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld and regularly featured in glossy style pages, it is fair to say Lily Allen continues to be the UK's fashion icon of the moment.

And her latest daring style will no doubt be copied far and wide by fans trying to get the Lily look - although this time it seems to have been unexpectedly inspired by an Disney character.

For wearing a shoulder-length black and white choppy wig at her sell-out south London gig last night, the star was reminiscent of 101 Dalmatians villain Cruella de Vil.

However, looking confident and healthy in a belted sparkly mini-dress, the 24-year-old pulled the look off with aplomb.

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Now live on Clearchannel.com:
Andy, Robert and Chris perform an acoustic set for Stripped!

Watch the full performance online here

Set List:

I've Got Friends
Shake It Out
Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod(The Mountain Goat's cover)

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Next Week at Apple SoHo:
The band will perform live at the Apple SoHo store in New York City on December 1st at 7PM ET! This will be a free show, but get there early before the store hits capacity!

Sandwiched between shows at Nassau Coliseum on Saturday 11/28 with Brand New, Glassjaw, Thrice, Kevin Devine and the WRXP Radio show on 12/2 at Hammerstein Ballroom with Phoenix and Passion Pit, Manchester Orchestra will be playing a full band electric set at the Apple Soho Store.

Apple will be recording the in-store for an iTunes release next year.

Please come join us, details below:

Tuesday 12/1
Apple SoHo Store
7 PM sharp
103 Prince Street
New York, NY 10012

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New Tour Dates On Sale:

Manchester Orchestra has added new dates this Winter! To buy tickets: CLICK HERE

January 31, 2010 @ The Black Sheep Colorado Springs, CO
February 2, 2010 @ The Marquee Tulsa, OK
February 3, 2010 @ Juanita’s Cantina Ballroom Little Rock, AR
February 4, 2010 @ New Daisy Theatre Memphis, TN
To see other shows available through Ducat King: CLICK HERE

11 22

Matthew Gray Gubler posted a BRAND NEW Unauthorized documentary vid on Andy Swans youtube channel.
for some unfortunate raisin embedding is disabled so you can go watch it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MJvV-M4bnY

previous installments are located here and here if you have not seen them.

for any slow people; this is satire. he is not actually like that, far from it.

Al Rocker answers questions from fans,talks about his new book,clouds,Family Guy and those-who-shall-not-be-named-and-are-banned-from-ONTD.

Edit: Video won't embed, so you have to watch it at the source. SORRY!

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The rags-to-riches story of The Spice Girls is on its way to the stage.

Viva Forever, a musical based on the best-selling girl group of the 1990s, will open in London on Nov. 5, 2010, according to new reports. Named after their 1998 No.1 hit, the musical is currently in pre-production and being written by Kim Fuller — who also penned the script for the group’s 1997 film Spiceworld. Kim is the brother of former Spice Girls manager Simon Fuller.


Viva Forever will chronicle the rise of the groups five members, Geri Halliwell, Mel B, Victoria Beckham, Mel C and Emma Bunton, with the help of 14 of the band’s biggest hits.
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Polish director Roman Polanski’s family is thanking French President Nicolas Sarkozy for being “very effective” in helping to win his release from a Swiss prison.

“I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it is thanks to the President that Roman has been freed, but he has been super,” Polanski’s sister-in-law, Mathilde Seigner, told Le Parisien newspaper. “The President has been very effective.”

The London Times speculated that Sarkozy’s wife, ex-model Carla Bruni, may have pressured her husband to intervene because she used to hob nob with Paris’ artistic community, which includes Polanski and wife Emmanuelle Seigner. ( ........ )

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Wino’s putting together her own Winter Wonderland. Headline-grabbing jazz vocalist Amy Winehouse dropped over $32,000 on Christmas decorations this week. The singer spent six hours in London department store Selfridges loading up on trinkets to turn her London home into a Christmas palace, sources tell The Mirror. After store officials warned she could seriously injury herself if she wired anything incorrectly, Amy forked over a fistful of dough for everything to be professionally installed.


“Amy was on a mission to get as much seasonal stuff as possible. She ended up buying musical lights, dancing Santas and moving reindeers,” said a source. “The only thing she didn’t buy was a Christmas tree.”
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I don't know if anyone will really care, but a popular reality couple is going to be on the new season of TAR. Filming started today.
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poster by dnfrommn ;*
( where the hell have you been loca?  )

Tobey Maguire's wife Jennifer Meyer and son Otis Maguire watch him swinging from the monkey bars at the West Hollywood Park. Source


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GIRLS ALOUD star Nicola Roberts is following in the footsteps of bandmate Cheryl Cole by landing her own TV show.

But unlike Chezza's light entertainment fodder, Nic's new programme will be ultra-serious.

She is shedding light on the dangerous world of "tanorexics" - women who are addicted to tanning products.

The term - coined from anorexia - applies to sufferers who constantly think they look too pale.



Nic, who battled the condition it in the past, will lift the lid on the issue in a BBC3 film.

The star, 24, has previously admitted: "I tried to cover up my insecurities by turning into a big-time tanorexic.

"I had every product from every range. It filled a shelf in my bathroom and no matter how exhausted I was, I needed my fix."

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Vamping it up is new make-up craze as New Moon sends sales of pale foundation soaring



It has long been seen as the ideal - a sun-blushed complexion signifies beauty and good health, leaving the pale-skinned English rose struggling to achieve the bronzed look.

But now the classic Saint-Tropez tan is being shunned in favour of a more sinister trend.

A deathly pale complexion - achieved with the help of powders or foundation - is the new ideal (FUCK YEAH!), as women take inspiration from the vampire film New Moon.


( Sparkle, sparkle. )


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NEW YORK - Natalie Portman says she is not a morning person, which will likely come as devastating news to the bleary millions gagging back coffee in the November-dark kitchens of the nation.

At 9 a.m., the reflective young actress sitting across the table in a Four Seasons suite is as calmly radiant as she appears onscreen. Dressed in demure fashion for a day of press, she's a genetic lottery winner, but her demeanour is less amour-propre starlet than young woman roused too early to face - well, the bleary dozens of the film media.

Indeed, Portman is the eye in the hurricane of Brothers, a love-triangle family drama set against - and ignited by - the war in Afghanistan. Director Jim Sheridan's recasting of the 2004 Danish film Brodre for a U.S. context, it bristles with American trauma. Anger and guilt sizzle in every direction - brother-brother, soldier-soldier, father-son and, of course, wife-husband. As Grace Cahill, Portman begins falling for Tommy (Jake Gyllenhaal), the younger brother of her Marine husband, Sam (Tobey Maguire), who goes missing in Afghanistan but returns from the dead.

Inescapably, Afghanistan is the homewrecker here, but Portman resists casting Brothers as an anti-war - or even war - film.
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Disney has a lot riding on its first animated Black princess. It's long overdue. So naturally Princess and the Frog received backlash from the start-from the princess' chambermaid occupation to the fairer-skinned prince to the Madea-esque Cajun firefly companion. Ultimately, though, these are minor details in a film that mostly gets it right.

First 5 minutes for those who haven't seen it. Nothing will beat the string of 90s films (Beauty and the Beast through Mulan) but this still looks cute




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Rachel Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the AP.

“I resent my reputation is getting completely blasted in the media,” she said during a telephone interview late Friday. “Everyone is assuming I came out and said this. This is not a story I have anything to do with.”

Uchitel told the New York post, "God forbid Tiger got into a car wreck because of this false report of him having an affair. We have never had an affair, talked on the phone or sent any type of text, sexy or not. I am really upset about it because I am being portrayed as a homewrecker when it simply isn’t true,” she told the paper.

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( Big ass posters )

Posters for: Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Coraline, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Ponyo, 9 (the animated one), Fantastic Mr. Fox and The Princess and the Frog.

Mostly animated ones now, I hope they release more soon.

EDIT: Brothers and The Hangover added.

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Tiger's SUV in a Tree -- The Photos
Tiger Woods doesn't like hitting his golf shots into the trees -- so hitting one with his SUV really sucks.

WFTV in Orlando obtained photos of Tiger's Escalade after it smacked into a tree early Friday morning. Tiger was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and released shortly thereafter.


Sources tell TMZ Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, were arguing right before the accident over allegations Woods had an affair.
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