ONTD - Oh No They Didn't!

Tina Fey laughs at NBC

12:28 am / Nov 21st, 2009
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Tina Fey took a shot at her bosses Wednesday night, saying: "NBC is sadly the fourth-place network; actually, we're in ninth place if you count the radio stations ahead of us right now." The 1,200 guests at the Ad Council gala at the Waldorf laughed raucously as Fey continued, "I really believe that if everyone in this room would watch NBC for one night then that would be a 40 percent [ratings] increase." Talking about the plan of Philadelphia-based Comcast to buy a controlling stake in NBC Universal, she said: "It's leaving me thinking: Will I have to change the name of my show from '30 Rock' to 'Industrial Park on the Schuylkill River'?" She also couldn't resist taking a shot at alter-ego Sarah Palin, saying: "They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of '30 Rock.' Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy."

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Stefan and Damon are about to get a father on The CW's The Vampire Diaries... and he looks an awful lot like Dexter's Harry Morgan. Actor James Remar, 55, who first stared playing Dexter's dad in 2006, will be flying to Atlanta on Dec. 2 to begin his role as Giuseppe Salvatore, papa to bloodsucking sons Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder). The busy actor also plays a big role in Dexter's bloody Dec. 13 season finale, and that same night, plays a father mourning a child in Lifetime's original holiday tearjerker, The Christmas Hope.

Interview behind the cut )

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I Really Love My ...

12:16 am / Nov 21st, 2009
and the masks that the monsters wear )
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Cory Monteith Candids

10:14 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


Cory Monteith and Virgin magnate Sir Richard Branson launch the Annual National Toque Campaign for Raising The Roof at Yonge-Dundas Square in Toronto, Canada on Thursday (November 19).

The 27-year-old Glee actor, who was also spotted that day picking up drinks at Starbucks, kicked off the campaign, which benefits homeless teens in Canada, and showed off his Raising The Roof toque (hat). You can get the same toques for a $10 donation at RaisingTheRoof.org.

Cory encouraged others to join in, tweeting, “check out raisingtheroof.org and help put a cap on youth homelessness in Canada! Sleeping outside sucks! (unless you’re camping)”

Drizzle! )


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Robert Pattinson spotted checking out a guitar shop and then heading to La Esquina restaurant in New York City on November 20, 2009.





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Rated-R girl talk

12:01 am / Nov 21st, 2009
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You’re blonde! Was it time for a change?
I get bored with one look really quickly so I wanted to try something new … I said we have to go completely different. We’re either going really, really red or really, really blonde.

So is it true that blondes have more fun?
(Laughs) I’m definitely having more fun being a blonde.
i lick the gun when i'm done cause i know that revenge is sweet )
 
Judge dismisses Miley Cyrus "slant-eyed" lawsuit



When Miley Cyrus' infamous slant-eyed photo leaked online, we knew there was going to be trouble. When a Los Angeles woman filed a class-action suit against the Disney star on behalf of her Asian brothers and sisters, we knew it was going to be a lengthy battle. But when it turned out she was seeking roughly $4 billion—yes, billion—in damages from the teen, we knew what outcome was inevitable.

In a win for common sense everywhere, an L.A. judge today threw out Lucie Kim's lawsuit, saying that while the photo may have been offensive, it didn't break any state laws.

Racism wins again )

Miley dresses as prostitute for birthday party

Miley Cyrus raised eyebrows when she got dressed up as a prostitute for her 17th birthday party.

The Hannah Montana star turned up at the bash at New York's Canal Room as Julia Roberts' character from the film Pretty Woman.

The Disney starlet celebrated with a performance from Constantine Maroulis and the cast of Broadway musical Rock of Ages, the New York Post reports.

A source said: "Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I'm not sure who was more into Constantine - Miley or her mother. Between songs from the musical, Miley grabbed Constantine and danced with him at the front of the stage and then Tish joined in."

A representative for Miley was unavailable for comment.

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Janet Jackson - Make Me (Video)

11:50 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


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AKA SCANS OF BB'S GQ ~COVER STORY~ PICTURES. OH, HE ALSO SAYS WORDS, BUT I'M TOTALLY ONLY USING HIM FOR HIS BODY SO YOU HAVE TO READ THOSE ON YOUR OWN. (WAY TO LOVE HIM FOR HIS ~MIND~)



HE LIKES SANDWICHES. I LIKE SANDWICHES. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT. NOW. )


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9:43 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


MISS BRAZIL GAY 2009 ATTACKED BY JEALOUS WIG-SNATCHING COMPETITOR!!!

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At this year's Miss Brazil Gay 2009, the winner, Ava Simoes, had her wig and tiara torn off by Miss Sao Paulo, who was jealous of the results. No doubt this is the same type of rage Carrie Prejean was feeling after her loss. Drag queens just know how to werq it out. You know this wasn't the end of it.



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Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black. As evidence, all you need to do is look at the "romantic" movies which are targeted toward women, yet somehow embrace every negative assumption about females that males have ever dreamed up. Movies like...

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'Precious' star Gabourey Sidibe visited Oprah Friday to promote her movie, in which she plays an obese teenager who is twice impregnated by her father. Gabby's own Harlem adolescence was not nearly as troubled but she did struggle for years with her body image.

Oprah pointed out that director Lee Daniels has said Gabby speaks "like a white girl from the Valley" and is so confident that she is "either in denial about her physicality or from another planet."

"It's something I've had to work at. My first diet started when I was six years old," Gabby said. "I've never been a small girl. One day I had to sit down with myself and decide that I loved myself no matter what my body looked like and what other people thought about my body."

She said that she was 21 or 22 when she finally became comfortable in her own skin. "I got tired of feeling bad all the time. I got tired of hating myself."

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Hilary Duff Post

12:08 am / Nov 21st, 2009
In the new issue of 17 magazine.



My image of the future is changing and baby damn that thing called destiny, got the best of me  )


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Alexa Vega engaged

12:49 am / Nov 21st, 2009
Yeah ... her



Former Ruby & The Rockits star Alexa Vega and her producer boyfriend Sean Covel are getting married!

According to Hot Springs Star, the 21-year-old actress and 33-year-old producer are set to tie the knot in Black Hills, South Dakota next year!

Sean revealed to the paper about his plans to propose to Alexa, saying, “I planned to propose in a grove of Christmas trees in Los Angeles, but when I realized we would be back home doing a screening in Hot Springs, I knew this was the perfect opportunity, so I scrapped the old plan and whipped up a new one. My plan was to sneak in the back door while the film [Broken Hill] was playing [during a film festival] and propose backstage behind the proscenium. ”I thought it would be a cool way to have our own private moment and still be in front of 400 of my teachers, friends and family.”

Alexa shared, “I had no idea why he wanted to enter through the alley. I thought it was weird, but it seemed like an adventure. I found out later that half the town did something to help, but the entire audience kept it a secret. I went from being worried we’d get arrested for breaking and entering to suddenly realizing exactly what was happening. I think I laughed and cried and squealed all at the same time!”

Sean and Alexa will recite their vows in a ceremony on October 10, 2010.

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Alexandra Kerry Busted For DUI

12:29 am / Nov 21st, 2009




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Alexandra Forbes Kerry, the daughter of U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry, was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI.

Law enforcement sources say she was busted in Hollywood around 12:40 a.m. The 36-year-old film producer/director was pulled over for a traffic stop.

Alexandra Kerry was arrested and booked at by the LAPD, and released at 5:25 a.m.

She was arrested for being under the influence of an intoxicant.

Interestingly, she refused a preliminary test in the field, and by the time a formal blood test was conducted at the station, it showed a level of just .06.

Under California law, the legal limit is .08, but a driver can still be prosecuted, even under .08, if the vehicle is being operated unsafely due to alcohol.

Of course, given the far worse DUIs they see all the time, prosecutors generally won't go after people registering under a .08 unless their driving was extremely dangerous, so Kerry may be off the hook when all is said and done. We'll see.


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Rumer Mongreling

11:35 pm / Nov 20th, 2009

Rumer Willis
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Jessica Lowndes

filming "90210" episode



Gagafied )



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Bigger version, no dick, no ass, no thanks )
 


My Chemical Romance will be on the January 2010 issue of Alternative Press, which can be purchased immediately. The first one is subscribers only; the other five will be available everywhere. The issue can be bought directly at http://www.altpress.com/shop as well, starting immediately.

Hi-res versions under the cut, plus individual cover shots of each member. )
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jfc, they all look like serial killers. Also, what is this "2010's Best Music" bullshit? Never Shout Never, really? Really?
 

hi and welcome to Soap Fridays!

10:38 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


James Franco (Franco) made an appearance at the end of Thursday's GENERAL HOSPITAL and Friday's show was his first full episode. He had six whole lines!

Franco said the following: "Spare any change?"; "Quickest way to catch cold, Wylie -- always keep your head covered"; "It's open"; "Good"; "Later"; and "They're expecting me."



Cover story + James Franco + Late-Breaking News & more!!! )

source: me & my Soap Opera Digest/Weekly/CBS Soaps In Depth!
 

Rihanna "Hole In My Head" (snippet)

9:46 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


Bonus track written by James Fauntleroy and produced by The Y’s.

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JT Yorke comes back from the grave.

7:36 pm / Nov 20th, 2009

And what's coming up after yet another lame ass hiatus. )
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they never let poor rudolf join in any reindeer games ( like monopoly) )

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GET HIS WIFE OUT!!!!
 

10:00 pm / Nov 20th, 2009


Bradley – from S CLUB 7 - in new video – The Bangle Remix

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Check out Bradley in this new music video together with Taj E and Juggy-D:



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Kardashian NO H8 Photos

10:07 pm / Nov 20th, 2009




http://www.noh8campaign.com/

MUCH bigger )

lol bye bitch - Adnan Arrested.

2:49 am / Nov 21st, 2009
A celebrity photographer who briefly dated Britney Spears at the height of her career meltdown was sentenced to 45 days in jail on Friday after clashing with an official trying to serve him a restraining order.



Adnan Ghalib, 37, one of the paparazzi who trailed Spears night and day in 2007, was also ordered to complete an anger management program.

Los Angeles prosecutors alleged that in February Ghalib drove his car toward an official who was trying to serve a court order keeping him away from Spears and her family.


Ghalib pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and charges of assault were dropped.

Spears, now 27, began a relationship with Ghalib in December 2007 when her private and public life were falling apart following her divorce, stints in rehab and a notorious head shaving incident.

Her behavior improved after the singer's father intervened and was given control of her business and personal affairs by the Los Angeles courts in January 2008.

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Mixed Reviews For 'Videophone'

9:37 pm / Nov 20th, 2009
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Watching Beyonce and Lady Gaga's music video 'Video Phone' made us dizzy because of the eyeball-popping colors and head-spinning edits. Honestly, watching it might be harmful to your health. (And what's with the duo manhandling AK-47s?) But interestingly enough, Lady Gaga is toned down and looks, dare we say, normal.
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There have been mixed reviews on the video that just debuted November 16. The NY Post wasn't sold on the video: "In a massive attempt to bring hype and shock, Beyonce has released her video for 'Video Phone' featuring eight new looks... and glorified back-up dancer Lady Gaga. I will admit the video is pretty to look at, and Lady Gaga holds her own... but the womanizing undertones and dance for your dinner chair routine have my tummy feeling icky."
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Even Creative Loafing questioned some of the video antics, "Why exactly was Lady Gaga in this video? Her voice adds nothing to what was actually a pretty mediocre song. And the dance sequence with Beyonce and Lady Gaga? Hey, Gaga can't keep up with Beyonce's poppin' and shakin.' (But, then, who can?!) On top of that, Gaga looks a little emaciated next to the more athletic B. Regarding other aspects of the video, what's up with all the guns? Not sure what that has to do with a video phone."
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So, ONTD what do you think? Do you like the 'Videophone' video as is? Does it's lack of linear concept bother you? Is everyone too Gaga crazy to give a fuck? lol
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Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi held the Grand Opening of her new boutique TAGS Thursday night, Nov 19th in Smyrna’s West Village and co-stars Lisa Wu-Hartwell and Kim Zolciak showed up to support. Nene was out of town, and Sheree had to go support her daughter in a play, but wished she could have made it (sounds familiar?). Kim was rockin’ a huge engagement ring from Big Papa who is still married, other guests included Bobby Valentino, Designer Michael Knight, Photographer Derek Blanks, Diamond & rapper Rasheeda and family members.

Word is the grand opening caused some drama because the opening took place the same night as the candlelight vigil for Kandi’s ex-fiance AJ Jewell who passed last month. People were bitching about it on Twitter via bitchie.com because Kandi and quite a few folks did not show up for the vigil due to her TAG opening.

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Prejudice Alive and Well

9:14 pm / Nov 20th, 2009
HIMYM's Canadian Jokes Offend...no one

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How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about a young man called Ted and how he fell in love.

The premise began with Ted, in older age, looking back on his youth and reflecting wistfully on his days of courtship. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future.

The running gag is that the identity of the "mother" is kept hidden from the other characters in the show -- and from the audience watching at home.

The apple of Ted's eye, initially, in an on-again/off-again way, is Robin, a young Vancouver Canucks fan from Canada, played by Vancouver native Cobie Smulders.

The premise was too limiting, most experts reasoned at the time, for How I met Your Mother to last more than one or two episodes. It was just a matter of time before the gag got old, they reasoned.

Instead, that premise became a jumping-off point for five seasons' worth of stories about dating, friendship, family and lifelong relationships.

When How I Met Your Mother airs its U.S. Thanksgiving episode this Monday, Nov.23, it will be the series' 97th episode.

There'll be more where that came from, too. How I Met Your Mother is now the anchor of CBS' top-rated lineup of Monday-night sitcoms. (Mother airs on Citytv in Canada.)

And there has been growing speculation of late -- behind the camera, as well as in front -- that the "mother's" identity will be revealed before the season is out.

"Sometimes we plant things intentionally," co-creator Carter Bays said at a recent gathering of reporters in Los Angeles. "Sometimes we'll write one joke early in a season, and that will turn into an entire episode the following season. Everything's up for grabs. It's in there."

The premise presented problems over the years, Bays admitted, but nothing he -- and the show's nine million weekly U.S. viewers and another 700,000 in Canada -- couldn't handle.

"We should have gone with our original title, People Hanging Out," Bays said, deadpan. "Huge mistake."

As for why Robin's Canadian, Bays said: "We made her Canadian because Cobie is Canadian. It's such filthy lucre for writers. At first, it was a case of, 'We'll just throw in a joke about how she's Canadian,' and then we just couldn't stop ourselves."

Craig Thomas, Bays' writing partner and fellow executive producer, concurred.

"We approached Cobie in the beginning and we said, 'We're going to make her Canadian,'" Thomas said. "We told her, 'We're going to do some comedy about that, but it's going to be really smart. It's going to be our smart way of showing the absurdity of American culture.' And we didn't do that even one time. We just completely sold her out immediately."

Smulders was OK with that, up to a point, according to Mother's breakout star, Neil Patrick Harris, who plays unapologetic womanizer Barney Stinson on the show.

"By the end of (last) season, Cobie was like, 'All right, dudes, enough with the Canadian jokes,'" Harris said.

Perhaps the producers shouldn't have come up with last month's episode, "Duel Citizenship," then, in which Smulders' Canucks fan character is threatened with deportation because she may be staying in the U.S. illegally.

The episode included jokes like Barney's snorting at a Canadian $5 bill: "There's kids playing hockey on the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you."

Well, that, and the Canucks' Stanley Cup-winning record.

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6:08 pm / Nov 20th, 2009
David Fincher to direct "Peter Proud" remake



The makers of "Seven" are teaming to reincarnate "The Reincarnation of Peter Proud" for Columbia.

David Fincher is attached to direct the new adaptation of the Max Ehrlich novel, which will be penned by Andrew Kevin Walker. Fincher will produce with Michael De Luca.

Fincher and Walker respectively directed and wrote the 1995 thriller "Seven" for New Line when De Luca was its president of production. Alison Rosenzweig, who brought the project to De Luca, also will produce the redo. Daniel Ostroff will also be involved as a producer.

Ehrlich wrote the adaptation of his own book. The novel and film were released in 1975, the latter directed by J. Lee Thompson and starring Michael Sarrazin and Margot Kidder.

"Proud" centers on a college professor who begins having recurring dreams and nightmares and, realizing they are images of a past life, decides to search out the source of the visions. With his girlfriend in tow, he discovers a woman and her grown-up daughter who are keys to his past life.

The supernatural thriller drew heat for a subplot involving incest.

The creative team is going back to the novel as the source material and will contemporize the story.

Fincher is about to begin shooting "The Social Network," which De Luca is producing for Columbia. Walker, repped by CAA and Brillstein Entertainment Partners, wrote Universal's upcoming horror remake "The Wolfman" with David Self.

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New Rated R Scans and Promo Pics!!

8:53 pm / Nov 20th, 2009
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ETA: SOME MAY BE REPEATS, BUT MORE RIHANNA THE BETTER AMIRITE?
 
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