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Okay, EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS. Have some lulz for your Monday and forever.
This is the tale of Pete, his housemates, and Sarah, the housemate from hell. Pete lives in a cushy house owned by "Matt," and when one of the housemates move out, they seek out a new one and land with Sarah, who unbeknownst to them is a soulbonder who believes she houses the soul of a character from the Suikoden video game. The saga is told by Pete, with some guest entries by the other housemates.
I can't even spoil the rest of this, it's too good. If you think you've had a shitty roommate experience, think again...
Part One: The set up. The situation, they interview Sarah, and she moves in. Shit happens and the unsuspecting housemates begin to see the "real" Sarah. Her lies begin to unravel. Part Two: Housemates deal with her "picketing" their normal person BBQ. They ask her to move out. Oh, but it is just beginning. Part Three: Sarah's soulbonding guest acts crazy, Matt takes Sarah to get evaluated by a psychiatrist, and the housemates find out how she has so much extra cash. Part Four: Sarah lands a job, and her boyfriend arrives on the scene. Part Five: When Sarah demands an eviction noticed, she gets one. Part Six: Sarah has a "Soul Party," and the housemates are called racist. Part Seven: "Carrie" shares her experiences as the only other female housemate. Sharing the bathroom with crazycakes Sarah, helping her with her job, and to what degree Boyfriend calls Sarah by male videogame character name. Part Eight: "Carrie" continues with stories of Sarah's behaviour at work. Part Nine: Even more lulz from "Tim," the exceptionally cynical and amusing lawyer housemate with moar Sarah stories. Part Ten: "Carrie" returns to talk about the time Sarah brought soulbonder friend to work with her. Part Eleven: "Tim" comes back to angrily defend his position against commenters to his last post, and how Sarah and Boyfriend hijacked his bathtub, the poor thing.
And the saga continues! It's not even done yet.
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