Nancy Dye ([info]nancydye) wrote in [info]oberlin,
@ 2005-05-16 09:50:00
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Open Thread Part II
Dear Obies,

As many of you know, I am a staunch believer in the principle of free speech. People may say things that you do not like, but censorship is not the solution.

It has been brought to my attention that some people have been trying to silence a dynamic, robust forum of communication on this campus. In my view, this is unacceptable. Hence, I have decided to take matters into my own hands and begin this new thread for anonymous posts.

If any of you would like to discuss this me, please contact my assistant, Diana Roose, to set up an appointment. Her extension is x58990.

Good luck with finals! I look forward to reading your comments.

Sincerely,
Nancy Dye




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[info]infidel
2005-05-16 01:56 pm UTC (link)
First of all Nancy, you suck.

Secondly, you're obviously an imposer. The REAL Nancy Dye doesn't forget her middle name.

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It's Schrom, dear.
[info]nancydye
2005-05-16 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Also, I'm not sure, but I believe the word you were looking for is "imposter."

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Re: It's Schrom, dear. - [info]infidel, 2005-05-16 02:22 pm UTC
Re: It's Schrom, dear. - [info]inkyoctopus, 2005-05-17 12:24 am UTC
Re: It's Schrom, dear. - [info]infidel, 2005-05-17 12:29 am UTC
Re: It's Schrom, dear. - [info]inkyoctopus, 2005-05-17 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crunchnmunch, 2005-05-16 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 09:55 pm UTC

[info]danibannani
2005-05-16 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Heehee, Nancy's middle name sounds kinda like scrotum.

AND PLEASE NO GOD NOT ANTOHER ONE.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, another one.

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Is it just me
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 02:00 pm UTC (link)
or does Nancy look totally evil in this portrait?

http://www.belchetz-swenson.com/portraits/ndye.html

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Re: Is it just me
[info]muzetta
2005-05-16 04:36 pm UTC (link)
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Is it just me - [info]muzetta, 2005-05-16 04:37 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 02:24 pm UTC (link)
The last one wasn't anonymous anyway. Anna logged IPs. She knows everyone's secret on this campus.

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[info]stadtpfeiffer
2005-05-16 03:17 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if it was her decision, I think it's simply a setting for the community that IPs are logged...

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(no subject) - [info]ilunas, 2005-05-16 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smarthur, 2005-05-16 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drabheathen, 2005-05-16 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drabheathen, 2005-05-16 11:58 pm UTC

[info]okazu
2005-05-16 02:27 pm UTC (link)
did anyone ever think about how Nancy Dye looks exactly like Dawn Upshaw?

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[info]le_putois
2005-05-16 02:56 pm UTC (link)
And how Dawn Upshaw's hair is cut exactly like Ricky Lake's? Coincidence? I think not.

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(no subject) - [info]okazu, 2005-05-16 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]okazu, 2005-05-16 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]okazu, 2005-05-16 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]muzetta, 2005-05-16 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-19 12:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 12:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Dear Nancy S. Dye,

I am sad that you want us to fail. :(

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[info]nancydye
2005-05-16 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Success is up to you. You'll go nowhere in life if you can't learn some self-control.

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hit counter
[info]jsbww
2005-05-16 02:39 pm UTC (link)

Free Web Counter

Free Hit Counter

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Re: hit counter
[info]oliverio
2005-05-16 05:19 pm UTC (link)
gimmick counter post? i hope that is your response to every post made in this community now. :T

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Re: hit counter - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:02 pm UTC
Re: hit counter - [info]jsbww, 2005-05-16 06:06 pm UTC
Re: hit counter - [info]oliverio, 2005-05-16 07:27 pm UTC
Re: hit counter - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 01:40 am UTC
Re: hit counter - (Anonymous), 2005-05-19 02:08 pm UTC
Re: hit counter - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 02:03 am UTC

[info]muzetta
2005-05-16 04:38 pm UTC (link)
not again!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
AGAIN AGAIN

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I think this is the most interesting online thing I've seen come out of Oberlin all year. Facebook doesn't really even compare at all. Discipline people! You should be able to do a paper AND look at this! I think it should go for as long as people still have things to say.

I was totally obsessed with Aliza Starr for my first year and a half here -- my heart would race everytime I saw her. I think I got over it when she cut her hair this year...

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-21 11:05 am UTC (link)
Aliza looks like hott with her hair short and her boots are Great!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Nancy Dye. I will now fail all of my finals. That was going to happen anyway, though.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:42 pm UTC (link)
maybe she's avenging the vote of no confidence

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Next time I see an ipod unattended I'm going to steal it, you presumptuous rich assholes.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 11:35 pm UTC (link)
If I ever see you with my iPod (and yes, my darling parents bought it for me) I will punch you in the face.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 05:08 am UTC
yeah I jacked your shit - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 01:35 pm UTC
Re: yeah I jacked your shit - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 06:45 pm UTC
Re: yeah I jacked your shit - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 06:47 pm UTC
Re: yeah I jacked your shit - [info]homoshiroi, 2005-05-17 08:25 pm UTC
Re: yeah I jacked your shit - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 06:21 pm UTC
Um... - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-14 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-14 01:59 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Over spring break I went in random people's rooms because they were unlocked. This isn't a joke. :)

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stealing is fun!
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Post your tips about stealing stuff from the CDS.

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Re: stealing is fun!
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I know people (won't mention names) who seem rather adept at stealing the five gallon tubs of ice cream from stevie. I'm just wondering how one would go about acquiring such a skill...

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Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 05:44 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 07:51 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:23 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:52 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 07:28 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 08:08 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 08:16 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 10:23 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 12:12 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 01:52 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 02:35 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 09:41 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - [info]infidel, 2005-05-17 08:18 pm UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 02:12 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - [info]infidel, 2005-05-21 05:35 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 03:26 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 11:07 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 03:34 am UTC
Re: stealing is fun! - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 10:49 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
I stole 2 packs of paper from CIT last semester. I am working for and being filmed by CIT right now.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-17 12:12 pm UTC (link)
I hardcore open the printers in the computer labs when I need paper. Alarms don't ring or nuthin. Does the little camera bubble really have a camera in it? Am I just going to get flagrantly caught later?

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i wouldn't worry - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-17 02:31 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I only put the cups through the Hobart ONE TIME once!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I've actually drunk from cups from in OSCA and then put them back on the shelf.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:18 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I pretend to like Harkness but really it makes me want to gag. People, you can be free spirits while maintaining a semblance of hygiene.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-17 04:07 am UTC (link)
You must not know many Harkies very well.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 11:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 11:15 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 07:16 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 05:58 pm UTC (link)
All this talk about crushes, but what about people you don't have a crush on, but you sort of know and want to know better. Like, you have all these friendly acquaintances, but not too many friends. There should be a day/week/whatever to go up to people you sort of know and get to know them better.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Recently I have stopped saying Hi to those people because I think there's a reason we never got to know one another. I hate "Hi-friends."

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 11:40 pm UTC
so true. - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-17 02:34 pm UTC
Anybody? - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 09:54 pm UTC
Celebrity Matching Game
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Name people and what rockstar/celebrity they were in a past life (or present one)

Malik Woods - Jimi Hendrix
Bernie Bergmann - Jack White
Nancy Dye - Dennis Kucinich
Shirley Sikora (the sco bouncer) - Jabba the Hutt

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Re: Celebrity Matching Game
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:06 pm UTC (link)
denise the cds lady - roseanne
the adult guy who works in the decafe, wears the hats, and drives the pimpmoble - huggy bear
chris baymiller - henry rollins
jeff pence - hulk hogan if he were scrawny, pretentious, unable to think for himself, and a little more retarded.

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Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]incognitokathy, 2005-05-16 06:07 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:17 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]incognitokathy, 2005-05-16 06:27 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 05:03 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 04:22 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]lilyofthewest, 2005-05-17 01:54 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]bradsabastard, 2005-05-17 02:27 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 03:36 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 08:23 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 06:14 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 09:45 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]maiortrud, 2005-05-19 05:47 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 11:15 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-17 02:36 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 04:21 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-17 06:01 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 06:05 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-17 06:18 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 07:12 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-18 12:59 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]debsper, 2006-05-13 09:32 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 10:00 pm UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - [info]nobodyever, 2005-05-18 01:06 am UTC
Re: Celebrity Matching Game - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 04:51 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:15 pm UTC (link)
i just want to sleep for the next week instead of finals. i just slept with my friend right after my girlfriend told me not to. i promised i wouldn't. does this make me a horrible human being? does our relationship start falling apart right now, or is there hope for it to last?

god i feel like shit

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:34 pm UTC (link)
If you'd sleep with someone after your SO asked you not to I think the relationship started falling apart before this...

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 06:05 pm UTC
Poi is Hott
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I'd 5-beat Eric's fine ass anyday.

I'll thread your needle, Sarah Jones.

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Re: Poi is Hott
(Anonymous)
2006-05-05 07:21 pm UTC (link)
amen

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Re: Poi is Hott - [info]transbubble, 2006-05-13 06:02 pm UTC
My retirement
(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:28 pm UTC (link)
It's amazing that this forum has continued to move on and touch so many lives. This has been a huge part of my life for the past two days, but I have decided that I have done all I can. It's time for me to retire. It took me a long time to reach this decision, but I'm pretty sure it's the right one. Thank you all for making this experience so wonderful for me. I know that this forum will continue on without me, and that it will be just as strong and witty as ever. I retire with career of somewhere around 25 postings.

Keep confessing, Obies!

Thatcher Read Newkirk

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Re: My retirement
(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 03:27 am UTC (link)
Thatcher rocks! Happy Birthday T-Pimp!

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Re: My retirement - (Anonymous), 2005-06-01 04:00 pm UTC
Re: My retirement - (Anonymous), 2006-04-09 11:49 pm UTC
HAHA, thatcher sooo didn't retire! - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 05:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Why is everybody so in love with the unions? A lot of workers here treat students like shit. It sucks that they don't get paid more, but for the ones immature enough to take that out on students who do nothing but support them, maybe they shouldn't be working here at all.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I've encountered a lot of office employees who are total bitches and don't care whether they help you or not. I didn't support the union because I'm really not sympathetic to them and their shitty attitudes. Do your job well and I'll support you.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nancydye, 2005-05-16 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]inparticolare, 2005-05-16 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]inparticolare, 2006-05-13 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]infidel, 2005-05-16 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-21 11:16 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)
I read the literary magazine "e" out loud, because it's hilarious. I still can't tell whether half the pieces are meant to be funny.

Anybody else?

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[info]josie_in_praha
2005-05-17 10:55 am UTC (link)
Well, yes I read it. Because I'm the treasurer of it. And yes; quite a few of the pieces are meant to be funny!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-17 11:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-29 02:04 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)
what? is this for real, Nancy Dye? or is this someone pretending to be Nancy Dye? I want lewd, crude, dirty dirty comments, not comments that will be read by the administration!
Let's be crude. Fuck fuck shit shit poop poop DUCKY!


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[info]nancydye
2005-05-16 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Saucy!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-16 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khiaroscuro, 2005-05-18 12:09 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-16 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Once I stuck my finger in my cat's pussy. She licked her lips.

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[info]nancydye
2005-05-16 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Saucy!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-24 02:33 am UTC

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