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funny, opinion surveys

You know you go to Oberlin when...
The other poll we have continuously running is You know you go to Oberlin when...
Hehe. Ammuse your friends: add your own by e-mailing me or commenting here.

(From farebellafigura, June 2004)
You know you go to Oberlin when, as soon as you told someone that Saddam Hussein was captured, they said "DAMMIT! This is good for Bush!"

You know you go to Oberlin when if your friends say they know a cute guy, the first thing you ask is "Is he gay?"

You know you go to Oberlin when cheese quesadilla day at Stevie is your only reason for waking up in the morning.

You know you go to Oberlin when you see guys with afros wearing dresses and don't think it's weird at all.

(From pontiuspilates, July 2004)
You know you go to Oberlin when you actually have to worry about being run over by bikes.

You know you go to Oberlin when more people are familiar with the acronym "IMF" than the acronym "NFL".

You know you go to Oberlin (and that you live in Harkness) when you put on your favorite and most comfortable pants and go to the bus station, and someone mistakes you for a homeless person and tries to give you money.

You know you go to Oberlin when you go to dinner and see a bunch of hippies and Amish people sitting in a circle talking about how to make tofu.

(From beatlebug77, July 2004)
You know you go to Oberlin when you come home to a composition major improvising on the piano in South main lounge.

You know you go to Oberlin when half of campus turns out for a screening of "My Neighbor Totoro", and then all of campus shows up to hear Dave Brubeck play.

You know you go to Oberlin when the fire alarm goes off at 3 AM.

You know you go to Oberlin when a power outage is caused by a squirrel with a stick.

You know you go to Oberlin when IHOP feels like high-class dining.

You know you go to Oberlin when the college president gets a million dollars to cut everyone else's budgets.

(From settingshadow, July 2004)
You know you go to Oberlin when you defend your colleges location as "but they're organic cornfields"