muddslinger ([info]muddslinger) wrote in [info]oberlin,
@ 2006-05-03 17:37:00
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ANONYMOUS THREAD PART VII: BRIDE OF ANONYMOUS THREAD
It'll probably suck, but someone had to do it...

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Cacatbox: GO!

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[info]iamwearingpants
2006-05-03 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Can someone please delete this post? I think 10 000 comments is enough, and so do my finals.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:50 pm UTC (link)
i'm guessing it'll go nowhere but let the people decide. obviously if people still want to post, why should your needs come first? have some self-control!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:47 pm UTC (link)
oberlin students seem to huff mad dong.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-05 04:34 am UTC (link)
where did this all start? I've been wondering about the huffing of the mad dong lately. Also, the think that proves that I'm not a spam robot is often tricky.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:51 pm UTC (link)
my biggest fear is to be accused of rape. I think that's why I always have to let the other person make the first move. I'm afraid of making someone uncomfortable. Anyone else with me on that fear?

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Especially as a lesbian.

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not exactly - (Anonymous), 2006-05-06 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 08:35 pm UTC
anonymous thread greatest hits
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 09:58 pm UTC (link)
favorite posts, especially ones that got buried in replies/didn't elicit a satisfactory response

GO!

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Re: anonymous thread greatest hits
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 07:29 pm UTC (link)
that one about blooper porn . . .

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Re: anonymous thread greatest hits - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 08:35 pm UTC
Re: anonymous thread greatest hits - (Anonymous), 2006-05-06 09:41 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:03 pm UTC (link)
say something nice about everyone you can think of who's been left out of the other threads. make someone's day!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:35 pm UTC (link)
joycelyn eby and nathan landes are HELLA cute together... so adorable

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-03 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheesemonkey12, 2006-05-04 12:52 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:09 pm UTC (link)
i think the reason people post all of these lists of hot people is that they want to be told they're attractive. so i have an idea: everyone who wants to be told they're hot, post a public entry, turn off ip logging, and invite people who visit your journal to post an anon comment about you. then post a link to your journal on this thread. people who have crushes on you can express it without bogging down the thread, you can get your ego trip without spamming- everyone wins!

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spamming
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 05:28 pm UTC (link)
i don't think there's any such thing as spamming on the anonymous thread. it's sort of all mindspew. you don't think crushes are fair game?

anyone who does what you suggested opens them up to a whole lot of haters saying mean shit, for no reason. (a lot of people like to say mean shit for no reason)

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:30 pm UTC (link)
aaron agulay = hot

it sucks that he's leaving. i would have loved to get to know him/try to get in his pants.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
very subtle, jeff

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[info]zbladerunner
2006-05-03 10:32 pm UTC (link)
oh my god! 3 in the row, this is madness.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:33 pm UTC (link)
You aren't really very interesting. I'm glad we met and hope that me thinking you aren't interesting is a terrible mistake on my part. However, for me it was just akward... and that's about it.

see you around

and

have a nice day!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Ouch... now I obsessively have to wonder if this was about me.

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Suggestion for the People
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:37 pm UTC (link)
This is just a suggestion. Please don't let this one get out of control. The last thread really took me places I didn't want to be, cheap places with red flashing lights. As a purist of confessional art, please let this one be what it needs to be and nothing more. Fight the addiction. Check it once a day. Post only things that you really need to get off your chest. Please don't write things just to write things. I know I have in the past. No longer. Thanks.

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Best of Anonymous Threads
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:47 pm UTC (link)
"I look at my vagina in the mirror on occasion."

"fuck the bitches"

"I'm a guy who's starting to feel weird for liking vaginas. And butts really do nothing for me."

"Last WT I videotaped an 8-year-old boy shitting on my chest."

"I'm really freaked out by circumcised penises...

I really like it uncircomcised.

just more FEELING in it."

"I once found a severed ear in the field behind firelands. It is currently sitting in an opaque jar in my desk drawer."

"a"

"i hear if you keep your laptop on your lap, it lowers your sperm count. huh."

"I'm being a real jackass tonight on here because something triggered me to go berserk, so I apologize. I don't really want to stab any of you with my cock."

"I think I may have just lost my virginity to a particularly fiesty tampon..."

"I just went to the bathroom and there was a HUGE bug that looked like a lobster. I can't pee or go to sleep because I'm afraid of going back into the bathroom and I'm also afraid the bug is going to crawl under my door, into my room, onto my bed and into my mouth while I sleep."

"How do you tell someone tactfully that they really need to wash their genitalia more often?"

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Re: Best of Anonymous Threads
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 05:16 am UTC (link)
haha - i wrote half of that!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:48 pm UTC (link)
megan snowe -- uber nice and super hip
Craig Barnes -- future rock star. always fun to talk to.
stacey ankirski -- cool, interesting chick. more people should get to know her.
dj -- i wish i got to know him better, but he's an awesome, really nice guy.
Marshall Duer Balkind -- one of the nicest, smartest people at oberlin.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Megan Snowe is awesome hardcore, as is her roommate, Aubrey.

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Thank you - [info]djhimself012284, 2006-05-04 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_pensword_, 2006-05-06 09:50 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:58 pm UTC (link)
My pussy smells like matzah ball soup.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 02:36 am UTC (link)
Really? I'm trying to write an essay relating vaginas and matzah ball soup. For serious.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 02:38 am UTC
You have no idea. - (Anonymous), 2006-05-11 02:20 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Okay, there is just one thing more that I have to say: every time I see either of them, Craig Barnes and Ethan Cowan really remind me of each other. I'm not quite sure why. They have the same chill, peaceful manner. I have trouble not calling them by each others' names even though they look nothing alike.

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creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin?
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:01 pm UTC (link)
This may seem mundane and that's cause it is. But I have a paper to work on and I'll be damned if I'm writing another word before 7 pm. So, what's the creepiest place on campus or in oberlin? I would vote for the basement of Asia house as one of the creepiest, with south quad being the second (it's like north quad after the bomb). A close third would have to be that strange house thing next to the environmental science building. It looks like a residence but there are electric exit signs within. I never see anyone go into it, I never see anyone come out. What the hell is this thing? In town, I would say that weird silo behind missler's is *damn* creepy. I dont know why; it's just not right. So, what about the rest of you? What's creepiest on campus or in oberlin?

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Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin?
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:04 pm UTC (link)
the basements of South and Warner. The ghetto block things around Groveland St.

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Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-06 05:34 am UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-03 11:12 pm UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 01:13 am UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-03 11:32 pm UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 12:47 am UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 12:01 am UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 03:25 am UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-06 04:14 pm UTC
Re: creepiest place on campus/in Oberlin? - (Anonymous), 2006-05-06 10:00 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Cool people I want to get to know:
Eli Szenes-Strauss
Sara Mitchell
Xander
Anna Lechten....whatever

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Who is the tall, asian/phillipino looking lady with long dark hair I see walking around? She has pretty fit clothes (maybe a bit heavy on the accessories?), and I think she's a first year. It's tearing me apart!

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like Aaron Agulay

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:06 pm UTC (link)
what is the name of the band martha joseph and tom leigh are in?

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 12:13 am UTC (link)
Blind the Boys with Flashing Colors. Anna Silverstein is hot.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:07 pm UTC (link)
i steal industrial toilet paper.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:09 pm UTC (link)
met too. i use it for plates.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't think i'd feel too bad if there was a nuclear holocaust and only the nicest tenth of humanity survived. :)

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concur
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 04:15 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I wish everyone would die too.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:12 pm UTC (link)
the vending machine in east keeps on breaking because some moron is clogging it with pennies. also, the fridge on the second floor contaminates anything you put in it with its wretched stench.

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grr!
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 06:22 pm UTC (link)
So I'm up at 4:30 this morning doing laundry, thinking, ok, calorie intake has been negligible for the last 8 hours, I want half a snickers bar. And the machine's jammed! Do you know how disheartening it is to see your only chance at an earlymorninglatenight snickers go down the drain??!!??

So please stop jamming the machine with pennies. You idiots.

Hi, Ronnie. You know who this is. :)

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:14 pm UTC (link)
favorite song lyrics.

Go!

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Dascomb vending machine
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Who kept breaking into the dascomb vending machine?

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Re: Dascomb vending machine
(Anonymous)
2006-05-04 01:12 am UTC (link)
kyle, john, other people.

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Food poisoning
(Anonymous)
2006-05-03 11:32 pm UTC (link)
How many people got food poisoning at dascomb yesterday?

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Re: Food poisoning
[info]adhesive_boy
2006-05-03 11:43 pm UTC (link)
It's a virus, not food poisoning. I got it.

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Re: Food poisoning - (Anonymous), 2006-05-03 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Food poisoning - [info]zbladerunner, 2006-05-04 04:00 am UTC
Re: Food poisoning - (Anonymous), 2006-05-04 04:11 am UTC
Re: Food poisoning - [info]visionsblue, 2006-05-04 06:56 pm UTC
Re: Food poisoning - [info]perfect_line, 2006-05-04 03:04 pm UTC
Re: Food poisoning - [info]thegreatape, 2006-05-04 09:15 pm UTC
Re: Food poisoning - (Anonymous), 2006-05-08 08:22 pm UTC

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