A letter to my demonic yellow-collared macaw.
Dear Jennie,
You were exceptionally naughty this week and I hope it's because you're trying to get it out of your system and behave in 2007.
It is NOT very nice to squawk super-loud when Mommy has a hangover and it is really most unkind to laugh and do your heavy metal singer impressions when Mommy is throwing up.
It is also NOT preferred that you tip over a glass of water so that it can flood the computer keyboard and Mommy's cellphone. I realize that tipping water glasses over is hysterical to parrots, and that the computer and phone are evidence that you are NOT the center of the universe, but that was honestly a little uncalled for!
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note_to_parrot,
