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Note To Jedi
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
7:25PM - Just another random thingy...
Anywho, just another random thingy I wanted to post. I think it's funnier then my last one. And I just had something like this with my mom. Anyways, It's also a little lame...*stop rambling!*
To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
From: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org)
Subject: Keep this a secret with your life.
Master, I must confess something...
I must admit, I love Padme.
To: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org)
From: To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
Subject: RE: Keep this a secret with your life.
I'm not surprised.
To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
From: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org)
Subject: Keep this a secret with your life.
...Don't tell anyone.
To: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org), Naberrie, Senator Padme Amidala (senatorpadmeamidala@naboosenators.org)
From: To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
Subject: RE: Keep this a secret with your life.
Who am I gonna tell you like Padme? Padme?
To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
From: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org)
Subject: Keep this a secret with your life.
...I'd watch yourback tonight if I were you.
To: Skywalker, Anakin (anakinskywalker@jeditemple.org)
From: To: Kenobi, Master Obi-wan (masterobiwan@jeditemple.org)
Subject: RE: Keep this a secret with your life.
Ummm... ooops.
*hides*
Friday, December 30, 2005
6:42PM
To: Obi-Wan <dualitybites@otherways.net>
From: Vaderkin <vaderkin@sithlords.org>
Subject: Our conversation earlier
Kenobi,
Stop trying to be my friend or whatever it is you are attempting. Your overtures are not appreciated nor wanted. I do not care about you finding it fun to chase your prey as it were and do not even think about including myself in that category.
Go away.
Sincerely,
Vaderkin
aggravated7:23PM
To: Obi-Wan Kenobi <catchmeifyoucandarth@undisclosedlocation.net>
From: Darth Vader <sexyleathercladdemon@sithlords.net>Dear Obi-Wan,
Please stop sending me tasteless Christmas presents. Last year's effort (the lava lamp) was bad enough (though thanks for the chocolates). This year toasty socks? Don't think you can stay hidden from me. Your impertinance brings you ever closer to being found. And if you've hidden somewhere sandy, you're going to suffer. You know I hate sand.
No love,
Darth Vader.
Monday, December 19, 2005
5:51PM - The Hapan princess e-mails her mom.
Sunday, December 18, 2005
11:42PM - They're back.
Remember those Star Wars E-Mails I did a while back? Well, there's another one. I couldn't stop without giving a hint about those infamous Birthday Parties Palpatine has every year:
From: Palpatine, Emperor Mervin (sith_myster @ empire.gov)
To: Vader, Lord (so_wizard@ sith.bad), Clone Army (fistfullajangoes @ republic.minions.org)
Subject: Party Preparations
As you know, my birthday is coming up. I will therefore need the combined efforts of all of my minions to make sure that this year’s bash is even better than the last. Thusly, my list of required items is below:
100 gros. Party hats reading ‘Happy Birthday Palpie’, or the like.
100 gros. Each of plates, cups and little party napkins bearing the same message.
800 gros. Little party favors (I know last year’s ‘ewok-in-a-bag’ didn’t go over too well with the senators. Try for something a little less…inflammatory this year, shall we?)
Oh and, Lord Vader, try to get the non-lethal noisemakers this time. There were too many ‘accidents’ last year.
Ciao!
Your Friendly Emperor
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From: Vader, Lord (so_wizard@ sith.bad)
To: Palpatine, Emperor Mervin (sith_myster @ empire.gov)
Subject: RE: Party Preparations
Master,
The shop messed up the message. I now have 100 gros each of party hats, plates, cups and little party napkins reading 'Happy Birthday Poopy'. I hope this is okay.
-Vader
hyperSunday, November 20, 2005
9:13PM
TO\\Unknown Path\\Naberrie, Padme
FROM\\Unknown Path\\Kenobi, Obi-Wan
Encryption\\Level 10\\PRIVATE
My Dearest Padme,
I know you love me and that we don't see each other as frequently as either of us would like.
I love you, too. Very, very much.
But Love. Dearest. Sweatheart...this does NOT give you the right to pinch my ass in Anakin's presence. He's suspicious enough of us as it is. I do not wish to compound that suspicion until the events we planned for Mustafar go into effect!
You'll blow the whole thing!
See you tonight,
Obi-Wan
anxiousSaturday, November 19, 2005
12:18AM - Just Something Dumb...
I just felt I HAD to join to post this. It's just something random. Stupid really...(and I made up these company names)
(Based on an actual e-mail I received)
From: queen_of_soup@fishy.com
To: master_obiwan@jeditemple.org
Subject: THIS IS NOT SPAM!
Dear reader, this is the truth. I read it in a magazine. It says that the Paper, Inc. company is going to file a class-action lawsuit against Batteries, Inc.
To make sure that Vellum Paper datapads are still the most widely used, Paper, Inc. is teaming up with Batteries, Inc. If you show your support for these datapds, you will receive 2,401 credits within the week.
I joined and received those 2,401 credits. To show your support, simply purchase a Vellum Paper datapad and send the Proof of Purchase number to Paper, Inc.
And...
Isn't it odd how no one is religious anymore? You really should practice some religion...
From: master_obiwan@jeditemple.org
To: queen_of_soup@fishy.com
Subject: RE: THIS IS NOT SPAM!
Do not contact me again.
EVER.
Okay, now I've let that out.
depressedWednesday, November 16, 2005
3:24PM
TO: Anakin Skywalker//Starfighter Next To Mine//Coruscanti Airspace//Private
FROM: Obi-Wan Kenobi//Starfighter Next To Yours//Coruscanti Airspace//Private
FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE STOP USING ME AS BAIT!
No love,
Obi-Wan
ooc: sorry. had to join cause pup wanted to say this...
Saturday, October 22, 2005
11:19AM
To: Leia Organa Solo
From: Han Solo
Leia-
Don't get killed.
Love you.
-Han
To: Han Solo
From: Leia Organa Solo
Han-
What do you think I am, new?
Same to you.
-Leia
boredTuesday, October 11, 2005
10:34PM
To: Obi-Wan (master_obiwan@Jedi-Temple.org)
From: Anakin (too_damn_pretty@Jedi-Temple.org)
Subject: A Simple Request
Master,
Will you please stop bringing up the gundark thing with everyone you meet?
Also, stop snarking at Siri and ... uhm ... do other things. Heh.
And I came in so late last night because I got lost on the way back to the Temple, did you realise how confusing the streets of Coruscant actually are? and it had nothing to do with sneaking out to see Padme.
-Anakin
boredSaturday, October 1, 2005
11:35PM
To: Master Obi-Wan Kenobi (oldman@jeditemple.net)
From: Senator Padme Amidala (naboosenator@coruscant.org)Dear Obi-Wan, My Dearest Love,
Yes, I believe running away with you is a brilliant idea. Bail's married after all, so I suppose it would be best to leave him be. You just have the Jedi Code to worry about, although I understand it's very difficult for you to go against and I understand your desire to be completely loyal to the Jedi. But Anakin's not quite so blind as he used to be. I think he's getting suspicious, so it might be best if we left together if we want to persue our relationship. Somehow, he found out that you keep visiting me at odd hours. I have to arrange the divorce with him before we marry, however, and I'd like to be far away when he recieves the divorce papers.
All my love,
Padme
PS: Anakin? I know you're reading this. In all seriousness, give up the stalking and the insane jealousy. And stop reading my mail.
PPS: In case you don't know better, because given your state of mind lately, I have my doubts... No, this isn't serious. At all. Ever.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
7:03AM
To: Master Obi-Wan Kenobi (oldman@jeditemple.net)
From: Padawan Anakin Skywalker (darkskywalker@jeditemple.net)
Dear Master,
I know you are probably getting tired of dealing with me. Dealing with me constantly changing sides. But we have to admit, some of that is your fault! Because everytime I turn to the darkside you lure me to that uncharted planet. Where it throws off peaceful feelings and such. And even at times gives you memories you don't want to see! I hate that planet but at the same time love it. Yet again, its your fault. Well, duty calls Master. There are some things that I need to do for you today.
P.S. I hear that blasted Xanatos is around as well, so I'd watch my back if I were you. Seems he holds quite the grudge.
Monday, September 5, 2005
5:32AM
To: Master Yoda (littlegreentroll@jeditemple.net)
From: Padawan Anakin Skywalker (darkskywalker@jeditemple.net)
Dear Master Yoda,
Please explain to me why you're trying to play matchmaker. I already have... a lover. Though I do not consider them an attachment. That would be no way to put it. I am theirs and they are mine. It is as simple as that. So please, quit trying to play matchmaker. I do not wish to make Obi-Wan anymore jealous, even though he hides it well by meditating and letting it be soaked into the Force, than he already is.
Sincerely,
Padawan Anakin Skywalker
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
2:40AM
To: Master Obi-Wan Kenobi (oldman@jeditemple.net)
From: Padawan Anakin Skywalker (darkskywalker@jeditemple.net)
Dear Master,
I would like to inform you that while you work so hard within the Force you have not noticed my absense. Either you are too busy playing around with the other Jedi or your Force just won't allow you to reach me. Why you ask? Because I'm on Myrkr where the Force obviously can not be used...
Waiting for you is the Ebon Hawk, it will bring you here. And yes, Master, I know that is Revan's ship. But between me and you... it was fun stealing it.
With love from your padawan,
Anakin Skywalker
Sunday, August 14, 2005
12:01PM
To: All Members of the Rebel Alliance
From: Emperor Palpatine
All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.
Thursday, August 11, 2005
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11:35PM
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