Current mood:

annoyed

Dear asshat cinema patron,

I work for a movie theatre. I barely get paid minimum wage, and if catching shit from every stupid customer who comes along isn't bad enough, you dumping stuff all over the seats just makes my job that much worse.

You complain about people sucking, and yet now I get the lovely job of having to mop that up, cordon off the seats, and scrub them with upholstery cleaner in the hopes that the frozen Coke you poured on them hasn't gotten too deep into the cushion so that they stink.

Furthermore, people who come along to the next showings will have to manuver around your mess, because you're either too lazy or fat to get off your ass and move.

And yet, you call them asshats? Take a good look in the mirror.

Oh, and before I forget: dumping crap like that can be called vandalism. Especially because it can ruin the seats. If I ever caught someone doing that in my theatre, they'd find themselves kicked out. And no, you would NOT get a refund on your ticket. Funny how life works, eh?

Please die,
Your friendly movie theatre monkey.