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official site

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:31:45 GMT

Kamiya Hiroshi's website has been officially launched.

Photos from the staff blog:

{making of the PV video)

(during narration recording)

Wallpaper:

Download: 1024 x 768 | 1280 x 1024

Kamiya Hiroshi's message:
「歌浩史」始めました！ (UtaHiroshi has started!)
今年最大級の衝撃をアナタに…！ (This year's premium impact, for you....!!!)

Kamiya Hiroshi's 1st mini album

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:06:03 GMT

Label: Kiramune

Title: ハレノヒ [hare no hi / sunny day]
Release Date: 2009.08.26
Price: 3300 yen

First press includes:
DVD of music clip and "making of" footage
24 pages photo book

Track list:
・名もなき花 [namonaki hana / nameless flower]
・フルカウント [full count]
・my diary
・バジル [basil]
・優しい風 [yasashii kaze / gentle wind]
・my diary (Instrumental)

[ source ]

Preorder:
1st press limited edition: YesAsia | Amazon.jp | CD Japan
regular edition: YesAsia | Amazon.jp | CD Japan

(Also x-posted to: deargirlstories , kamiyahiroshi )

Flash game XD

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:50:22 GMT

DGS mini game - Reveal!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BTH3RWWF
A stupid shooting game I made.

The game itself is quiet .. Pointless *laugh* But just enjoy the crack especially the BGM XDDD

It's a big holiday for me start from today, and I want to release my stress from the school tasks restriction~~~
I'm welcoming any request for graphics like wallpaper, icons , banner , etc..
And flash game like this , if there's any good idea for it :3
But since I'm also on the way preparing my portfolio for internship too,all request will be done depend on my schedule :)

Have a good day!

*btw , as a mod I'm happy seeing this comm become so much lively now , keep up the good work everyone that contributing ^o^ *

Hare no Hi

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:13:55 GMT

The official announcement for Kamiya's mini album has been made.

http://www.kiramune.jp/kamiya/

The mini album is titled Hare no Hi and will be released August 26.

CAN'T WAIT!!!

x-posted neko_kamisama, deargirlstories

Mini album + DVD debut!

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:08:11 GMT

OMG

「神谷浩史」が新境地に挑んだ意欲作！！ファン待望のアーティストデビュー！！！
It's released at 2009/08/26 , and price is 3300 yen

- it's not available at other site currently , probably will soon
I wish it won't be a limited in some site version CD because if so it'll make it hard to order it freely ^^;

Noticed by Sao chan , and ...
LOL XD
I never think this day will come , he release a solo album (not anime/sakuhin related)

I already feel uncomfortable how his image is drastically change , and the way fan saw him... (jidai no nagare.. lol), and now.. mini album.. DVD... lulz XD

But then... Kamiyan fan must be writhing in happiness and one side, sadness their wallet bombarded again XDDDDDDDD

ORDER! NOW! XD

Starry Sky

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:17:00 GMT

Hello! It's my first time posting here!! I don't know if anyone posted this already but hiro-C's singing the theme for the Starry Sky dating sim (summer)

enjoy!

Gundam 00 Project

Tue, 19 May 2009 05:49:34 GMT

Hi everyone! As you may know, the first set of Gundam 00 DVDs will be released next month. That said, I am organizing a project to send them to Kamiya, the seiyuu of Tieria.

You may have seen me organize these types of projects for other seiyuu in the past. Same deal as usual... I am accepting donations to help cover the costs of the DVDs and shipping (estimated cost is $40), as well as fan letters and fan art. If you ever wanted to write a letter to Kamiya, now's your chance! Letters and art will be mailed to me, and I will put them in the package with the DVDs to send to Kamiya.

If you are interested in participating, please check THIS ENTRY for all the info, and to fill out the participation poll.

The projects have been a success in the past and two of them have even had mentions by the seiyuu themselves so I'm hoping this'll be another success. .^^

x-posted gundam00, seiyuu, neko_kamisama

New community: Dear Girl ~Stories~

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:31:21 GMT

Tonight is the start of the third year of Kamiya Hiroshi and Ono Daisuke having fun together in the radio show, Dear Girl ~Stories~

If you're a fan of ヒロC and オノD then you should join us at deargirlstories. There you will find the episodes, translations, manga, cds and photographs from DGS. You'll also find a tutorial on listening to DGS live and tonight there will be a live chat to celebrate the start of the boys' third year together.

Both Ono and Kamiya are doing other radio but DGS is special in the way that is summarized in this dialogue:
DGS 89 (21:30)
HiroC: I'm hosting other radio programs too, but for me, Dear Girl Stores is where it all started. Every staff is trying to make this program as fun as possible.
OnoD: Yeah. No matter how a personality tries, a personality alone won't make it work.
HiroC: You need a proper script writer, a proper director, a proper producer.....and a stupid partner to talk to.

Come on over and join us!

SZBH translations

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:04:26 GMT

Hi, I am new to the community~ I wonder if anyone is writing summaries or translations for the radio show SZBH? If not, here are my short translations from a couple of old episodes(I'm only listening up to 24~). They are heavy-handedly edited for brevity and.....very BL-centric.

UPDATED!!
Added more translations of the web radio show and DJCDs of SZBH(Sayonara Zetsubou Housou), hosted by Kamiya Hiroshi and Shintani Ryoko.

For your convenience: Mediafire Folder

SZBH 01

(22:50)
Ryoko: (Mail from a listener) I found a gay magazine when I visited my friend's place, what should I do?
Kamiya: Hmm.
R: Is this person a guy or a girl? (Assuming both the person who sent the mail and his friend are guys) If it is a guy, he can just "get excited together" with his friend.
K: You mean physically?
R: Wait!!! Noooooo!!!
K: As in "body-binding"?
R: I mean mentally!!
K: You mean they can get excited about the magazine together?
R: Yeah like, "I have last month's issue!" But I haven't seen a gay magazine before.
K: Me neither.
R: What is in a gay magazine? Naked guys?
K: What else.
R: No way!
K: But it won't be all pretty-looking guys. Some people like macho guys, some like chubby guys. So it will be chubby guys.....naked. Gay magazines have genre too. Depends on what you like: Macho, bishonen, chubby.
R: If it is bishonen type I want to see.
K: If you say stuff like that, someone might send it here.
R: Ah! No, I don't want see! Please send it to Kamiya-san's management office.
K: Don't!

SZBH 03

(9:25)
K: (Mail) What does SZBH stand for?

K: What can it be?
R: Sugoi Zeta Bikkuri House.
(After some struggles to think of a good word that starts with Z....)
K: Isn't it Zetsubou?!
R: You are so smart!!!
K: Saikou Zetsubou Boys-love H. (Saikou=fantastic Zetsubou=despair)
R: Wait!!!
K: I'm praising it(>saikou) and then bashing it(>zetsubou).
R: How about "Boys Hug"?
K: But why "Saikou Zetsubou" are in Japanese, and "Boys Hug" are in English?
R: "Boys-love" is English too.
K: Anyway I don't think SZBH means "Sayonara ZetsuBou Housou".
R: Yeah, it is "Saikou Zetsubou Boys Hug".

(12:25)
R: A mail from Zetsubou-name "U-ho!"-san.
K: What a man!
R: (Mail) You mentioned gay magazines in episode 1, I am Gachi-homo(i.e.real gay, outright gay, strict gay with no interest in women, possibly macho and blessed with dense bodyhair) so please let me explain. There are 3 gay magazines: BADI（バディ） is for normal body shape , G-men（ジーメン) is for Gachi-Muchi(macho/butch) wrestler-type body shape, while SAMSON（サムソン） specialised in fat and old. There are gravure idol photos, erotic novels, erotic manga....but half of the magazines are just advertisements for Sukebe(porn) video or adult shops. If you want to try reading it, I recommend BADI. But it is going to hurt if you are thinking BL.
(After some silly talk about how SAMSON sounds like SAMSUNG.)
(14:25)
K: Barazoku(薔薇族) stopped publishing.
R: I heard about it too.
K: It is a very old (gay) magazine. When it stopped publishing, there was a "special feature" about it....and I saw it.
R: Oh.....
K: Not the magazine Barazoku!!
R: No?
K: Not the magazine Barazoku, but the special feature in a magazine or TV program about Barazoku!
R: Kamiya-san, the more you explain, the more it sounds like a lie.

SZBH 04

(29:00)
R: (Mail) My girlfriend is a fujoshi. When I asked her if I am a uke or a seme, with a serious look on her face she said, "Let me think about it." After one week her answer was "Sasoi-uke"(seducing uke) or "Hetare-zeme"(useless/whiny seme).
K: Btw, which one do you think I am?
R: Eh?!! DoS!!! (outright sadist)
K: Not "S"!! I'm asking about uke or seme!!
R: Not sure about what your fans think, but from what I'm seeing....seme? But then I haven't seen you talking with other male seiyuus before so I don't know. It depends, you know.
K: So I should wait for your answer too.
R: Let me see how you talk to other male seiyuus. So far I've only seen Daichu-san and Nakamura-san, and you seem "seme" when you talk to them.
K: Isn't it because I'm their senpai?
R: Not just that....hmm Kamiya-san's fans may go "Kamiya-san is kawaii so he is uke!"....But anyway I don't think you are hetare-zeme.
K: Well, work-wise I am at the bottom(of the BL food chain).

SZBH 06

(33:40)
Tanii Asuka: (Mail) Kamiya-san, you are perfect for the role Zetsubou-sensei. It is moe for me.....
K: (using his nicest voice) Thank you.
Asuka: (giggles) (Mail) However, the voice Kamiya-san is using will not make Zetsubou-sensei the "sou-uke"(uke to all). Please release your uke-pheromone properly.
K: What does it mean? What does it mean? Zetsubou-sensei has to be uke? And my voice for him is not uke? I just wasted my "thank you".
R: Haha, and you used your good voice too.
K: ISN'T IT A BIT RUDE??!!!
R: Special Program!! Is Kamiya-san Uke or Seme? From the mails we received, let us discuss which side is Kamiya-san on.
K: I don't care.....
R: (Mail) Voice-wise, Kamiya-san is uke. Look-wise, he is a bit kawaii so he is uke also.
K: Don't like the "a bit".
R&A: Kawaii??
K: Do we need a Special Program for this kind of content?
R: If you don't think about personality, yeah kawaii.
A: You mean omit (the personality)?
R: Kamiya-san can be scary! Well he is nice to Asuka-chan.
K: Hey I am nice.

A: (Mail) Because he is DoS, he should be Kichiku-zeme(cold perverted seme). Voice-alone, he is elegant so Sasoi-uke(seducing uke).
K: "Voice-alone"?
R: So personality-wise he is Kichiku-zeme.
K: Well that means look-wise I'm not that appealing.
R: "Elegant".....
A: Kamiya-san is elegant.
R: You are elegant, right? Kamiya-san!
K: Yeah right.
R: But why "because he is DoS so he should be Kichiku-zeme". (frustrated) Well, whatever you say!
K: (frustrated) Whatever! I don't care.

R: (Mail) Kamiya-san is Tsundere-uke.
After some talk about Yan-dere(Yanderu=is sick, dere=shy)...
R: Kamiya-san is Tsundere so when it is just two of them alone, he will be very "dere". And he is also uke.
A: Taihen!
R&A: Sugoi!
K: I can play the spoiled baby too.

A: (Mail) Definitely Osoi-uke(attacking-uke).
R: Osoi-uke sounds ambiguous. Seme first, and then uke?
A: Ah~
K: ...................
R: Sasoi-uke approaches from below while Osoi-uke looks down from above?
K: ...................
R: Kamiya-san is getting fed up. Last one! (Mail) One vote for uke-queen!!
K: A Special Program for this kind of content?
R&A: Queen??????

K: Isn't it a bit rude?! What kind of voice should I use then? (SE: Bang!) You're saying someone else is better, right?! (SE: Smash!) Someone with a uke-voice should do it instead of me then!! (SE: Ouch!!) Right, I'm not doing Zetsubou-sensei anymore........which is a lie.
R: Hahaha!! He is back!! Finally he is back!
K: This is saddening.
R: But the mail said "you are perfect for the role and it is moe".
K: Perfect but he must be uke, right?
R: For Zetsubou-sensei.
K: And my voice is not uke, according to the mail.
R: I think it is more moe for Sensei to be seme.....sorry I'm smirking!! I just imagined all these things....
K: If there is a sequel, I will pay more attention to it. I’ll use more uke-ish voice.
R: What is a voice with uke-pheromone like?
K: I don't know..........more breathy?
R: But pheromone is not about the tone of the voice, right?
K: (breathy voice) Hitou-san~~~
R: Ahahaha!!!!
A: No~~~~
K: I'm in despair~~~~
R: No!!!!!!!
K: Sounds a little uke-ish?

K: Minna-san~~~
K: Let's meet again in~~~
K: Akiba~~~
K: or Otome-Road~~~
K: or Nakano Broadway~~~

R: You sound like a grandpa!
A: (laugh) I'm dying!
K: I'm dying!

SZBH 07

(19:00)
K: (Mail) DESPAIR!! No one chatted me up when I walked in 2-chome!! Well it is okay, I am straight anyway. BUT I FEEL A LITTLE SAD!!!
R: Guys get picked up when they walk in Shinjuku-2-chome(gay scene)?
K: It is hattenba(=a spot where gay people pick up guys).
R: Hattenba? Sounds very shouwa(old).
K: I heard that Tokyo's 2-chome is sugoi. For this kind of people, 2-chome is like paradise. It has everything. For example, there are people who like bishonen, or chubby, and 2-chome has every kind.
R: Everyone goes there?
K: Yeah, it is like a theme park.
R: You can get anything you want there?
K: In other countries, usually one spot is specialised in only one type(of gay people), but Tokyo is different.
R: Really. What if a girl goes there?
K: Probably not a big deal?
R: Won't get cold stares?
K: I don't think so.
R: Is there a spot for girls(lesbian) then?
K: What do you mean? You want to go?
R: There isn't? Say, 3-chome?
K: Shintani-san, you just got yourself dirtier again.

Request from listeners to have Kamiya scold them using the phrase they specify.
(21:50)
R: Request for DoS Kamiya-san.
K: You spoiled bastard! Stop surfing the net and go study!!!
K: Baka Baka! You Otaku bastard!!

Another highly recommended scolding session in SZBH 12.
(41:00)
(I)
K: Repeat after me. Why are you listening to Aniraji(anime radio) on Tuesday afternoon!! You lazy butt!!
(II)
Kobayashi Yuu: From a female listener. (Mail) I love Itoshiki-sensei and Kamiya-san.
R: Stop day-dreaming!! You fujoshi!!
(III)
Kobayashi Yuu: You can’t even meet your deadline! What a worthless mangaka!! Too worthless to sue!!

SZBH 09

(7:40)
R: Mail from Zetsubou-name "U-ho!"-san.
K: What a man!
R: (Mail) Shintani-san seems to be interested in 2-chome so I'm sending this mail. There are Lesbian bars in 2-chome too. Also sight-seeing bars, and gay bars that are female-okay. If you are interested, I can take you around. Btw, I am a cherry boy but I am not a virgin. (BGM turned silent) I forgot to mention, for Kamiya-san, I like his voice. But his look is not my type.

K: Err.............hehhh. So there are lesbian bars.
R: Sugoi! Want to go!
K: There are quite a lot people in the (seiyuu) industry who know the way round 2-chome.
R: I think so! Everyone seems to be going there often!
K: Not going there because of certain "preference" but going there to enjoy the bars.
R: Sometimes they ask me to go to a okama(transvestite) bar with them but I can't really talk with people I don't know.
K: Me too.
(9:15)
K: But apparently it is very sugoi.
R: What is?!
K: "Mama" who works in a Okama bar can really joke about anything. There is a Mama who likes this male seiyuu, and one time when "she" knew in advance that he was coming, she was like, "I've been waiting for you~" while preparing his drink. But the stirring "rod" in the glass looked exactly like a.......err.......vi(censor)tor. Hahahahaha!!!!
R: I can never go there!!!
K: So the night started with "You!!! Is it used?!! Is it unused?!! I am not drinking that!!!!!"
R: No way!!!
K: Surly it was just a joke! (Okama-style) "I've been waiting for you. There you are~" and then pass you the drink.
R: (Panic) I can't handle this kind of jokes!!
K: I don't think they will go that far to girls. Well I've never been there so I don't know. btw, I wonder if this mail is from the same U-ho!-san from last time. The writing is slightly different. Maybe it has become the communal name for "this kind" of mails?
R: Everyone?!!
K: So maybe everyone will use Zetsubou-name "U-ho" for this kind of emails.

(17:30)
R: (Mail) Whenever I see a police car, even though I haven't done anything bad, I feel nervous. Don't say I'm normal!!
K: I can kinda relate to it.
R: Eh?! No way! Really?!
K: Like, "Damn! It's the police!!"
R: I'm the opposite. I'll try to look a little suspicious and hope that the police will notice me and go, "Hey!!!"
K: You can't do that!!!! Haha!!!
R: I want to be questioned by the police. I want to pretend like I'm all suspicious and nervous.
K: If you are a guy and you are walking alone in Shinjuku on a holiday, the police will come up to you.
R: Eh?!! Why???
K: I don't know. It's not allowed apparently. That happened to me a few times. I was told by the police, "Excuse me, we are questioning guys who are walking by themselves. Can I have a look at your bag??
R: Eh~~~~~?!!!!!
K: And I had a lot of BLCDs in my bag.
R: Ahahahah~~!!! Wah~~!! Wah~~!!
K: The "kan-pake"(completed packet, or sample CD). Police asked, "What is it?" I said, "It's work."
R: Just because you were carring a lot of CDs?
(18:55)
K: Maybe they thought I stole them? The CDs were not put inside any shop bags. I got them from my management office. Morikawa Toshiyuki-san gets questioned very often apparently.
R: He looks like the type who does!!!!
K: Maybe somewhere in Kabukicho(redlight district famous for its male host clubs), the police will stop him off, "Morikawa-san, wait." So the police knows his name!
R: If the police knows his name, there is no need to stop him!!
K: Well Morikawa-san does have a suspicious look.

SZBH 13 (aired on 20 Nov 2007)
(26:00)
R: (Mail) In a Kanji exam, for the question on the antonym of SEME, without one moment of hesitation I answered UKE, and ended up not getting full mark for it.
K: Stupid. So what is Seme's antonym?
R: Uke.
K: Wrong!!!
R: Fusegu!! Fusegu!! Fusegu!!(Defend)
K: It is Mamori(Protect)!! But this can be a test to check if someone is fujoshi or not.
R: If you want to "protect" yourself then you must be normal(=straight).
K: What are you talking about?!! Don't give me the look as if you don't know why you are wrong!!
R: But I will probably write the same answer.
K: It is wrong. There is a telephone in a studio and it has "Uke-only" written on it.
R: I want to see!!!!!
K: U-ho! people will probably get the wrong idea.
R: I will definitely take a photo and put in my blog!
K: (writing the name down) It is in this studio...
R: What?! I just went yesterday!! I want to see!!
K: (gives details of the phone's location to Ryoko) "Uke-only" is written on it. If someone says, "Look at this!!", then you should tell everyone "It doesn't mean that!".
R: So only Uke can call from that phone? Or only Uke will pick up the phone if you call from there?
K: I told you, it doesn't mean that!!

(29:40)
R: Mail from Zetsubou-name Machi-pichu-picha-pichu-san. (Mail) Night after night, I edit my favourite scenes from all kinds of BLCDs....
K: What?
R: ....(Mail) and all of them turned out to be Kamiya-san’s uke work. I select the H-scenes only and put them in my ipod. The tracks in which Kamiya-san is moaning, have a play count of over 100....
K: You listen too much.
R: ....(Mail) you sound like you are feeling so good in them that my fatigue from the day is taken away if I listen to them before I sleep. Feel free to yell at me, "Fujoshi, behave yourself!"
K: (uke-ish breathy voice) Machi-pichu-picha-pichu-san~~~~~Thank you~~~~~~~

SZBH 15
(32:30)
Guest: Daichu(=Mizushima Takahiro)
K: (Mail) Kamiya-san, among the seiyuu you co-act with in BL, is there someone who made you think, "If it is with him (I don’t mind)...."
R: This mail is from a guy, right?
K: btw, Daichu-san, is there someone?
Daichu: Eh?!
R: Exciting!
D: Why you suddenly asked me?!.....I haven’t appeared in BL work that much.
R: Chi! (complaining sound)
D: Why the “chi”?!
R: Didn’t say it! Didn’t say it!
D: It is okay you say it. I just don’t understand why!
K: Just ignore her.
D: I am uke, in all the BL I have done. So I just won’t think "if it is with him..." because that will mean "I want to have him", right?
R: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
D: If "I want him!" is what "if it is with him...." means then I can’t decide.....
R: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
K: Ryoko-chan is very happy.
R: Similar! We think similarly! ......Ah, but how about "if it is with him...."(as a uke).
D: That is.............ah, in all of them I was made love to(dakareru) by my senpai.
R: Wait! You are misleading! You are misleading in many ways!!
D: They took good care of me, my senpai.
R: Ahahahahaha!! Anything you say sounds crazy!!
D: In terms of acting, I just give myself to my senpai, so I don’t really go after them........oh this is not correct Japanese. How about Kamiya-san?
K: Anyone is fine. I don’t know what you're talking about but it is work! About "If it is with him...", I don’t mind co-acting with anyone, anywhere!
R: Shocked!! Anyone!! Anywhere!!
K: I’m not choosy about work.
D: You look so serious.
K: I don’t say things like "I won’t work with anyone but him." I respect everyone as everyone has great talents. I have never been choosy when it comes to work.
D: Shall I get angry now?
K: Why? What did you think this question meant?
D: WHY DID YOU PICK THIS MAIL?
K: Staff told me to read it.
D: LIAR!!! IT IS A LIE!!

SZBH 16
(15:15)
R: Mail from Zetsubou-name "U-ho!"-san.
K: (Mail) DESPAIR!! All the people who joined the fan gathering (hotspring) tour of the actor (censor)-san were "U-ho"!! I heard that the fanclub will be closed down!!
R: And at first I thought it was from the real thing("U-ho!"-san).......
K: Hahahaha!!!
R: This is despair!!
K: Okay, where shall I start......Say, we have "Mizushima Takahiro Fan Gathering Hotspring Tour". First we gather at Shinjuku Station. We get on the tour bus and head for Hakone. "Everybody please get on the bus!! Mizushima Takahiro-san has arrived!! Please clap to greet him!!" And then we find out that all the people in the bus are "U-ho!". So what will you do?
D: Err...... I’ll go, "What kind of tour am I going today?"
K: Everyone looks at you the "U-ho!" way and goes, "Make love to me!!!!", "Daichu, make love to me~~!!!!!"
D: The bus will probably make a stop in Shinagawa......
K: It doesn’t go to Shinagawa. It will get on the highway. There is NO ESCAPE.
D: Are we going to have all kinds of Game inside the bus?
K: Ga(y)me!!!
R: Hahahahahaha!!!
K: I won’t want to join in but I do want to see! Don’t you?
R: Sure I want to see from far.
K: What kind of fan gathering will it be? You are going into hotspring together......
R: And bonding with fans!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
D: Bonding in the bath.....
R: It might not only be "Make love to me!!"(uke). It could be "I’m making love to you!!"(seme)
K: It will be "I’m making love to you!!"
R: Very real!!! Despair!!!
K: The ultimate despair!!!
R: (Censor)-san should have lots of female fans?
K: Yeah as a guy, if I’m told "Kamiya-san, there will be a fan gathering tour", I will definitely go "Yeah!! Great!!". But as I get all excited and get on the bus and say, "Hello everyone!!!" and discover that everyone is "U-ho!"......I will go "Ah.........Hi!" and want to get off right away.
D: Really, I will probably ask "Is it really my bus? Is it really my tour?".
R: "The fanclub will be closed down"......but why didn’t the managers of the fanclub notice it? All the people who were joining the tour had guys’ names!! Why didn’t they stop the tour?
K: Sugoi.....I can talk about this alone for an hour. Sugoi. The ultimate despair!

Then Ryoko told the story where she had to shoot a video in a theme park, and somehow all the people in the theme park were "U-ho!" people. Apparently it happened to be the day of their gathering. So wherever the camera turned, it was U-ho! couples. She got on the roller-coaster, and the people sitting behind her were U-ho! too. ^^;;;

The actor(with lots of U-ho! fans) in question:
blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1053394.html

SZBH 24
(25:30)
K: (in his ultimate uke-voice) "In this program, we'll introduce mails from our listeners that talk about how unfortunate, ah~~~, rather, how fortunate it is to be an otaku."
R: Zetsubou-name, "It sounds exactly like BOYS LOVE".
K: Hahaha~~~!!!!
R: What kind of timing is that?!! To send a mail with a Zetsubou-name like that!!!

(A mail about Hikawa Hekiru sensei's "end card" or illustration shown at the end of the 3rd episode of Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Fujiyoshi Harumi(a fujoshi character) is holding a doujinshi with "Kamiya Sou-uke" (神谷総受け) or "Kamiya uke to all" written on it.)

(28:15)
K: Hikawa Hekiru!! What the hell is that "end card"!!
R: How come Nami(Ryoko's character) is not in it?! It's fine with Kamiya-san. But why Nami is not in it?!
K: It's not fine!!!
R: What is not fine??
K: Why?! What is fine?
R: Sou-uke!!
K: What are you talking about?! Why is she holding that book? Who made that book?
R: Hikawa sensei. (Hikawa sensei is MALE)
K: I was shocked!
R: I was shocked!
K: I wrote a mail to him immediately. I wrote, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, HIKAWA HEKIRU?!!!!!!!!"
R: What was his reply?
K: "The television nowadays are amazing. People actually noticed it."
R: Hahaha!!

(31:54)
K: Minna-san, let's meet again in~~~
K: Akiba or Otome Road, Nakano Broadway~~~
K: Osaka's Nippon-bashi, Nagoya's Osu~~~
K: Kyoto's Teramachi, Fukuoka's Kitatenjin, Sapporo's Ibangai~~~

SZBH 29
(17:15)
K: (Mail) Despair!!!!!! When someone is casted in Gundam and Macross, he gets more chocolate(for Valentine's Day) than Roronoa Zoro(One Piece)!! Despair!!.......so, how about the "U-ho! rate"? Kamiya-san~~~!!!!!!

R: How is the ratio? Actually, how many did you receive in total? Excited! Excited!!
K: The number "502" which has been spread around is only an approximate. It's nowhere near accurate. In another radio program, I somehow ended up competing the total number of chocolate received with my senpai. That senpai phoned the manager responsible for that radio show and asked, (imitating his senpai) "So how many did Kamiya-kun get?!"
R: Sounds like him!! Haha!!
K: That manager is kinda loose and he said, "Ah, about 300. No actually, about 400. No actually, sugoi! About 500!"
R: Wahaha! Which is it?!
K: Every second it increased by a 100, according to what he said. Then after 3~4 days, the staff at the front desk said, "Ah, now two have just arrived." And that manager said, "Two have arrived so that makes it 502." And the story became like, "502?! You are unbelievable!!" That's how "02" got added and became 502.
R: The number sounds so real. I thought they counted it.
K: No one counted!! That manager didn't count.
R: I see. Approximate?
K: Approximate!
R: But it's still amazing.
K: I received the amount of chocolate for a lifetime. Thank you, minna-san!
(19:05)
R: How fortunate of you.................so what about U-ho! rate?
K: That's the problem. Normally even for a joke, you don't send it, right?
R: Well well.
K: Yeah? For example, if you get 1 or 2 among the 500, it's already amazing, right? I mean from U-ho! But there were about 10 to 20.
R: Hahaha!!!!!!!!! Really?!!
K: I was shocked.
R: Like "chocolate for one true love" kind?
K: No........"Delicious Rod" was in it.
R&K: Hahaha!!!!!

("Umaibou" or "delicious rod".)

R: Wait, that is.....eh????!!!!!!!
K: SALAMI FLAVOUR!!!!!
R: Terrible.....terrbile.....terrible......
K: Yeah.
R: "Uho!" doesn't disappoint!!
K: Yes.
R: Does things quite differently!!
K: Well yeah.
R: Comes at you from an unexpected angle!!
K: Well I'm grateful............haha.............
R: If you're grateful then that's a good thing! It's delicious.
K: SALAMI FLAVOUR!!!!!!!!
R: It's delicious!
K: A dirty joke which is rare for this show.
R: Terrible.......terrible.......too terrible......

SZBH 57

(From a title sent by a listener)
(4:35)
R&K: "DESPAIR Girl ~Stories~"
(4:55)
K: Please write down how to pronounce the English word("Despair"). None of us, out of all 9 staff, knows how to read it!

("Girl Stories" involving a little less "Despair" can be found at deargirlstories)

(13:18)
R&K: "DISAPPEAR Girl ~Stories~"
R: (giggles)
K: It's enough!!!!

(20:40)
R&K: "Disappear.......Gir....Girl ~Stories~"
R: A lot of mails arrived for Kamiya-san.
K: Thank you!
R: From Zetsubou-name Uho!-san. (Mail) I went to the Summer Comiket. As someone in his late 20s, it was my first time buying "seiyuu-san real-life book". They were mainly selling Kamiya-san x OnoD, and also other DGS-related stuff. To be honest, I was hesitating whether I should buy it or not, because I am a guy. But the people from the (doujinshi) circle told me, "You are the 7th Dear Guy." and I thought, "Ah~~ I am not the only one", and realised it was no big deal.
K: ........................heh.
R: (giggles)
K: Ah.......is that right..........err..........what is "seiyuu-san real-life book"?
R: I'm not sure but maybe instead of pairing (anime) characters, you have seiyuu-san pairs. In this case, it is Kamiya-san and OnoD.........
K: IT'S GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
R: You never know. Maybe it is just a manga of you two talking normally.
K: It's bizarre even if it's just "talking normally"! Picking up a NOBODY 33 year-old bloke like me, what do you want to achieve?! Give me a break!
R: No, no, no, no, no. It's fun. It's about things that you won't be able to see and hear in reality. So you fill up the missing parts in manga.
K: There is no need to fill up.
R: There is!
K: For Uho-san?
R: Yeah. Also for girls.
K: Is that right.......is that right.......the 7th Dear Guy........7 guys......the "7 chosen ones"........bought the books. What do they do with it? Amazing.......there are all kinds of needs in this world......all the guys in this world can really live on without losing hope.........because even a guy like me is needed by the others.
R: No, no, no, no, no. Kamiya-san is Kamiya-san.
K: Well I am not Sanosuke.
R: Haha.......

Sanosuke is a ~~ugly~~ doll version of the character "Sagara Sanosuke" in "Rurouni Kenshin". Apparently Ryoko loves Sagara Sanosuke so on her birthday, they gave her that doll ~~of Despair~~ as the birthday present and it had become her nightmare ever since.

K: Not what you meant? Hey, Sanosuke how you doing?
R: No, he is not in the mood today.
K: What happened to you, Sanosuke?...............(playing with Sanosuke)........hahaha!!
R: Let's move on to the next! Something miserable is happening!
K: Sanosuke, miserable..........(accidentally hit the mic).......
R: I'm going ahead now. Kamiya-san, are you okay?
K: Haha, nothing.

SZBH 70
(Opening Drama)

Itoshiki Nozomu(CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)
Itoshiki Mikoto(CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)
Fujiyoshi Harumi(CV: Matsuki Miyu)
Hitou Nami(CV: Shintani Ryoko)

(0:10)
Nozomu: uh.......ah........ha.........ah.........
Harumi: Itoshiki Nozomu sighs in desire. His older brother Itoshiki Mikoto appears in a white coat.
Mikoto: What happened, Nozomu?! Your face is red. You're breathing heavily. Hey! Nozomu!! Nozomu!!
Nozomu: Ni......Nii-san......I can't take it anymore.......ah.......
Harumi: Nozomu leans coquettishly against Mikoto. Mikoto holds his younger brother's body tightly, and puts his hand on his cheek.
Mikoto: It's hot! Your body is very hot!! Nozomu, show it to me.
Nozomu: No, Nii-san~~It's embarassing~~
Mikoto: What is so embarassing between brothers. Come now!
Harumi: Mikoto roughly rips off Nozomu's clothes. Mikoto puts a cold stethoscope on his brother's chest.
Nozomu: Ah~~! Nii-san! It's cold~!
Mikoto: It's alright. You'll warm up shortly. Come now. Open your mouth.
Nozomu: Ah, ah~~~~~~~
Harumi: Mikoto examines Nozomu's swelling throat. Mikoto searches his medic bag, and takes out a...............

Nozomu: !!!!!!! A new year just started, what are you trying to make me do???!!!!!!!!
Harumi: It was the first dream of this year I saw.
Nami: What? It was only Fujiyoshi-san's first dream!
Harumi: It's definitely my "dream".
Nozomu: You think you're being clever?! Don't cast me in your dream without my permission!!!!!
Harumi: You think Nozo/Miko is better than Miko/Nozo??
Nami: I think that's not the problem.

(2:17)
Kamiya: GIVE ME A BREAK!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!

SZBH 79
(31:40)
K: (Mail) Despair!!!! In his radio show Maru-chu, "I want to invite Takuma to be the guest", "Takuma is good-looking", "Terashima Takuma is my type". Despair on Gachi-homo talk by Daichu-san!!!!! Terashima-san, please escape!!!!!!!!!
(32:00)
K: (Mail) Despair!!!! Kimura Madoka-san(female seiyuu) acknowledges the fact that Terashima-san is Daichu-san's Gachi-homo friend. Despair!!!!!!!
K: Apparently all these are true.
(32:32)
Terashima: ...............Daichu-san said that...............I will think about it.
K&R: Hahahaha~~~!!!!!!!

SZBH 80
(28:50)
R: (Mail) I am a fujoshi, but I love girls' breasts. When we go to hotsprings together, I'll stare at my friend's breasts, and if things go well I will say "How big~" while touching them. Kamiya-san, Terashima-san, do guys say, "How big~" and touch each other's? I really want to know.

Terashima: Please tell them, Kamiya-san.
K: (in his super kakkoi voice) Of course we don't touch each other.
R: You don't touch?!
K: Huh?
R: You don't touch?!
K: Don't touch me.
R: "Don't touch me"???!!
(29:30)
T: It's not fun(for guys to touch each other).
K: It's not the problem of whether it's fun or not.
T: Haha!!
K: You just don't do it.
T: It's not normal.
K: Try to imagine, Kousei-T(script-writer T) and Director Sato. Imagine the sight of them touching each other while saying "You are incredible~".
R: Ah~~~!!!!!
T: Gross! Gross!

(Staff of SZBH at the back)

K: Kousei-T is laughing but Director Sato is looking very solemn.
R: I'm sorry~~!!!!!!! I'm sorry~~~!!!!!!!!!! Scary~~~~~~!!!!
K: He's looking very annoyed to be used as an example. His face is saying, "Don't say stuff like that even as a joke!!! Damn it!!"
T: He really doesn't like it!!
(30:17)
R: You really don't touch each other, not anywhere??
K: WE DON'T!!!!!!
T: "Anywhere"?
R: (attempted macho voice) "Your biceps brachii muscle is incredible!!"
K: Why is it so pinpointed??
R: I'm trying to think only the upper body. Chest muscle or stomach muscle or back muscle, or shoulder..........(giggles)....like, "You have sloping shoulders."
K: Well, I do have sloping shoulders.
T: Definitely not happening in a hotspring. Praising someone's muscle in a gym is understandable.
K: Like, "Senpai!! Nice Abs!!"
T: That may happen for the guys in a sports club.
K: In a hotspring, you just don't peep and go, "Oh~~~! You!! Wow!!"

SZBH 82
(18:23)
R: (Mail) Whenever I see a briefcase, I can't help thinking, "Must be fat stacks of cash inside!!" Don't say I am normal!!!
K: I can relate to that. Whenever I see a briefcase, I'll think, "Must be white dodgy powder inside!!".
R: Wah, wah, wah, wah~
K: In our industry, about a few years ago, a certain raw-meat-senpai........well that certain raw-meat-senpai is Morikawa Toshiyuki-san...........
R: Why raw meat?
K: Because he likes meat. Morikawa-san had a (Jean Paul) Gaultier bag, a briefcase-looking one. I always thought, "I'm sure there is a pistol inside".
R: Hahaha~~!!!!!
K: He had long blonde hair and wore really wild-looking clothes. And he carried that Gaultier briefcase in metallic colour.
R: Ah~~~~~!!
K: I was sure there was a pistol inside, but in fact he was carrying BL sample CDs. Haha!

DJCD Vol.4 Track 9
(Available in BL Drama Forum)

(2:35)
Ryoko: (Mail) I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I watch Fashion Show in the wrong way. But you can't help looking at the models' breasts which can be seen through the clothes. Right, Kamiya-san?!
Kamiya: ME?!
Sanosuke(CV: Kamiya): You look too?!
Kamiya: Ah~~I do. Sanosuke aren't really interested?
Sanosuke: Me?? Don't ask me!
Inoue Marina: (whispers) Kawaii.....
Sanosuke: Don't ask a samurai (about things like that)!!
(3:23)
Inoue Marina: (giggles) Kamiya-san is too KAWAII when he is playing with the doll. My heart just went "kyun-kyun"(contracts).
Ryoko: Kamiya-san, Kamiya-san. "Playing with the doll".
Kamiya: Ah.........you look at the breasts, right?!
Ryoko: Hahaha~~~!!!

(After some silly talk where Kamiya got jealous of Marina who had the freedom to squeeze Ryoko's breasts as she pleased)
(6:40)
Marina: Why don't you squeeze a guy's breasts while doing the radio show?
Ryoko: For example Sugita-san! Make him sit next to you.
Kamiya: I don't want that!!
Ryoko: Then Sanosuke?!!
Kamiya: Sanosuke......
Marina: He is soft.
Kamiya: Oh~~wow~~ (squeezing Sanosuke)
Ryoko: Hahaha~~~!!!
Sanosuke: You...you!! Stop it!! Don't touch me like that!! Ah~~~~no~~~~I'm going weak~~~~
Marina: Hahaha~~~~!!!
Kamiya: So this is your weak spot.
Sanosuke: You!! Stop!! Don't do it!!......I'll try.
All: Hahaha~~~~!!!

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Omake not related to SZBH...

Kannou Mukashibanashi : The Monkey-Crab War
(Available in BL Drama Forum, under the Radio and Talk CD section)

Track 5 (0:40)

Inoue Kazuhiko: Long long time ago there lived a Crab(CV: Kamiya Hiroshi). One day, Crab found a delicious-looking onigiri(rice ball) lying on the road side.
(Crabby walking: "ton ton ton ton ton ton....")
Kamiya: Wah~~what a yummy-looking onigiri!! Let me take home to eat.
Inoue: At the same time, a hungry Monkey(CV: Suzuki Tatsuhisa) picked up a persimmon seed.
Suzuki: A persimmon seed?!!! Let me chuck it away.
Inoue: Just when Monkey was chucking away the persimmon seed, it bumped into Crab holding the onigiri.
(Crabby walking: "ton ton ton ton ton ton")
Kamiya: Hello Saru-san!
Suzuki: Oh!! Well, aren't you carrying something very yummy-looking?
Kamiya: This? I picked it up from the road.
Suzuki: Well, good for you.
Kamiya: What is that, Saru-san?
Suzuki: This? This is....
Inoue: Saru wanted to have Crab's onigiri so he said...
Suzuki: This is the Miraculous Persimmon Seed!
Kamiya: Miraculous Persimmon Seed?
Suzuki: Yeah. You plant this seed, and every year it will grow into very delicious persimmon fruits. Isn't it great?
Kamiya: It's awesome!
Suzuki: Do you want it?
Kamiya: Yeah! I want it!
Suzuki: Then say you want it.
Kamiya: Eh?....okay, I want it.
Suzuki: Not like that! "I would like to have the persimmon seed of Saru-sama"....not giving you unless you say it.
Kamiya: I think I don't want it that much......
Suzuki: Ahhhh????
Kamiya: Okay okay I will say it!! I would like to have the persimmon seed of Saru-sama.....is it okay?
Suzuki: Hmm....doesn't sound right. "May Saru-sama deign to bestow this Crab His persimmon seed". Hey, say it again.
Kamiya: Eh?! No!!
Suzuki: You want me to chuck it to the river?
Kamiya: I, I will say it! I will say it!.......May Saru-sama deign to bestow this crab His persimmon seed.....is it okay?
Suzuki: No no no. You didn't say it whole-heartedly.
Kamiya: That is just.....
Suzuki: If you can't say it, (threatening voice) I can MAKE you say it.
Kamiya: Eh??
Monkey-Suzuki started to squish poor Crab-Kamiya with his feet.
Kamiya: It, it hurts....
Suzuki: (heavy breathing).....say it......(heavy breathing)
Kamiya: Saru-san!!!
Suzuki: If you say it properly, I will let you go....
Kamiya: Don't squish me....it hurts!!
Suzuki: (heavy breathing).....your shell is so rugged....(heavy breathing)....feels good.....(heavy breathing).....ah!!
Kamiya: Saru-san?
Suzuki: .......sorry, what the hell was I doing......did it hurt?
Kamiya: Yea...yeah....a bit....
Suzuki:　Ah damn! Your important guts.........(SUCK SUCK SUCK)
(Kani-miso= Crab guts= a delicacy in Japanese cuisine)
Kamiya: Ah~!! Saru-san....not there~!!!
Suzuki: ......sorry! I.....I....I lost myself.....sorry.....
Kamiya: Oh it is alirght.
Suzuki: Here! The persimmon seed. Take it.
Kamiya: Ah, thank you, Saru-san!
Suzuki: If you ever get into trouble, just come to me.
Kamiya: O...okay.
Suzuki: .......bye.
Inoue: Crab went home and planted the seed immediately.
Kamiya: What a nightmare just now. But I got the seed. Must thank Saru-san. Miraculous Persimmon Seed....what kind of tree it will grow into?
Inoue: While giving water to the seed, Crab started singing.
Kamiya: Persimmon seed~~sprout quickly! Persimmon seed~~sprout quickly! If you don't, I will dig you with my claw!
(Tree growing sound)
Inoue: The seed that was planted a moment ago, sprouted and grew big quickly.
Kamiya: Wow it is really Miraculous Persimmon Seed!!
Inoue: Crab got happy and started singing again.
Kamiya: Persimmon tree~~~bear fruit quickly! Persimmon tree~~~bear fruit quickly! If you don't, I will cut you off with my claw!
(Fruits popping sound)
Inoue: A lot of persimmon fruits are grown on the tree.
Kamiya: Yeah! I can eat persimmon fruit now!
Inoue: Crab wanted to get to the fruit but Crab cannot climb tree.
Kamiya: Oh no.....what should I do?
Inoue: Monkey showed up at that time.
Suzuki: Wow, you've got the fruits already.
Kamiya: Saru-san! It really was Miraculous Persimmon Seed!!
Suzuki: I told you so, didn't I! You should thank me!
Kamiya: Yeah! But I cannot reach the fruit. I don't know what to do.
Suzuki: I will take it for you.
Kamiya: Really?
Suzuki: I said that if you ever get into trouble, just come to me, right?
Kamiya: Thank you, Saru-san!
Inoue: Monkey climbed the tree, but he started eating the fruit by himself.
Kamiya: So mean!! Saru-san!! Give me the fruit too!!
Suzuki: Shut up. I am busy eating right now.
Kamiya: So mean!! Give me just one please.
Suzuki: Just one....(evil laugh).....eat this!!!
(Fruit throwing sound)
Inoue: Monkey started throwing hard and green fruits at Crab.
Kamiya: Ouch!
Suzuki: Ha!
Kamiya: Ouch!
Suzuki: There!
Kamiya: So mean! Saru-san! So mean!
Suzuki: You want it? You want it? Says so on your face.
Kamiya: It hurts! It hurts!
Suzuki: Say it! You are excited by this, aren't you?
Kamiya: Saru-san! Why? You were so kind to me just a moment ago?!
Suzuki: This sound of the fruit hitting on your shell is just great.......hehehe.........ah!!!
Kamiya: (moans in pain)
Suzuki: (heavy breathing after rushing to Crab) .....sorry!! What was I doing........did it hurt?
Kamiya: Yeah...yeah...quite a bit.....
Suzuki: Ah! Damn! Your important guts........(SUCK SUCK SUCK)
Kamiya: Saru-san.....don't! If you do this to me......I........
Suzuki: I......am no good?
Kamiya: No.....it is not that.....
Suzuki: Is there somebody else? Besides me......your.....
Kamiya: But....that.....is my.......important......
Suzuki: I can't take it anymore. I........so much.......your.....lov........(SUCK)
Kamiya: Ah~~~~~~~~~

The story followed by a revenge mission carried out by Crab's buddies: Chestnut, Bee and Mortar(all played by Inoue). Monkey had his tail cut off by Crab's claws at the end and that's why Japanese Monkeys have short tails.....

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Another Omake.

SZBH 22

In a mail corner where you try to interpret something negative in a positve way.
(28:33)
R: (Mail) To you who said to me, "You Human Garbage!! ". Thank you for treating me as a "human".
K: (laughs)......yes, treating him as a human......(cries).......What kind of treatment is he getting everyday?......(cries).....
R: (cries) Wah~~~~ah~~~~I'm scared~~~~
K: (cries) Wah~~~~this one is hard to recover from~~~~

SZBH 86

The convenience store Family Mart has this cash card thing where after the transaction, the shop staff has to determine the age of the customer from how he/she looks and key in the age accordingly(some kind of validation procedure I assume). But in practice, most shop staff don't actually take the procedure seriously and only key in whatever number, even though the customer can see on the screen what the shop staff has just keyed in.

(31:45)
K: I can understand that if I wear shabby clothes and the shop staff key in like "40 something".
R: Heh??!!!
K: I hate to look 40 something so even when I'm just going to a convenience store, I will dress up. And when I do that, the shop staff key in "20 something", and "female".
R: Hahaha~~!!!!

SZBH 45

A parody of Mastercard's TV commercial in Japan. Watch in You tube here or official site here.

(18:40)
Wine that you can't say no to after tasting it: 45,000 yen.
Spangle jeans that you don't like but can't say no after trying it on: 28,000 yen.
A beautiful dolphin painting that you said you would buy: 530,000 yen.
A lifetime of not being able to say no: Priceless.
There is despair that you cannot buy with money.
If you are in despair: SZBH.
This CM is sponsored by Zetsubou-name Maison Nippori-san.
If you are in despair: SZBH.

SZBH 51

A fake CM song sung by Sanosuke(CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)
(24:15)
Sanosuke~suke~suke~ Zanbato(long sword)!!
I came in my yellow body~~!!
Sanosuke~suke~suke~ can stretch very long~~!!
I'm a healthy kid with big round eyes!!

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UPDATES

Translation of a track from Sayonara Zetsubou Housou DJCD Vol.3. (shared in BL Drama Forum), hosted by Kamiya Hiroshi and Shintani Ryoko. The whole track is about BL and gay scene in Tokyo. ^^;;; This DJCD was recorded in an event of SZBH and you can clearly hear the shouting of the audience which is really hilarious.

SZBH DJCD Vol.3 Disc 2 Track 1
(The guests are Ootsuki Kenji and Narasaki, the former sings and the latter writes the theme songs for the anime. Also Kobayashi Yuu who is one of the cast.)

(0:00)
Ryoko(R): A special program!!
Kamiya(K): "Uho-hon school"!!
(Cheers from the audience)
R: Wait!! Wait!! Wait!! Kamiya-san!! Kamiya-san!! Why are you stripping at this timing? It's okay if you're hot.
K: I'm hot. I'm hot.
R: But why tripping at this timing.
Audience: One more!! One more!! One more!! One more!!
R: No~~~~~~!!!!
K: I'm not stripping, you stupid!!!!! I was going to strip from the bottom too.
R: Here we are featuring the "Uho" mails which we couldn't use in the radio.
Kobayashi Yuu: A very fitting special program for an event in Shinjuku.(Shinjuku 2-chome is a famous gay scene)
K: Unfortunately a lot of mails from "those kind of people" have been sent to this radio program. I don't know why.
Ootsuki Kenji(O): Huh.......
Audience: It's not unforunate!!!
K: Unfortunately a lot of mails came........so a special program.
R: Really a lot of them came......
Audience: That's our Kamiya!!
K: I'm really sorry, Ootsuki-san, but we're going to do this "Uho-hon school" program........
O: I'll try to catch up.
R: Hahaha!!!!
K: Narasaki-san also, please try to follow.
R: How about another drink?
Narasaki(N): Alcohol.......one more Tequilla.
R: One more Tequilla?!!!! You were drinking Tequilla?!

(1:50)
R: A mail from Zetsubou-name "Uho!"-san.
K: (Mail) Despair!!!!! I met my boss in "Hattenba"(pickup spot for gay men)!! Despair!!!!!
Audience: Uho!!! Uho!!! What a man!!!
K: This is......................what do you think?
N: Me?? I went to Hattenba recently.
R: Eh~~~~??!!!
N: I didn't know it. I was being looked at, like seriously.
K: You were being checked out.
N: I was being stared at.....If you love being looked at, then you should go there.
K: Hahaha!! Hattenba really exists!
N: There is this theater for porn movies in Shinjuku and it used to specialise in gay movies. It was incredible when I went there to get coverage of the place.
Audience: Also in Ueno!
K: Also in Ueno! There are theaters for gay movies here and there! They should put up a sign. If I happen to go in without knowing it, and the people there go "Uho??" at me, I'll be like "No no no!!!!".........right now I'm covering up my crotch.
N: Really, I was being "licked" from the bottom.
K: From the bottom.........There are really places like that. To know people in places like that............is very despairing. But in a sense, people share a common interest there. Isn't it great to get everything sorted in a handy place like that?

(3:37)
K: A mail from Zetsubou-name "Uho!"-san.
R: How many "Uho!"-san are there?! (Mail) In "Dragon Quest Five (The Hand of the Heavenly Bride)", when I get to choose my bride, I always end up talking to Flora's father. Don't say that I'm normal!!!!
(Cheers from the audience)
R: "Uho" sending a mail to this corner is not normal already.
K: Well yeah, it's not normal.
N: How many times has he played Dragon Quest Five?!
K: It's Flora's father, right? He's married and has a child, which means he's got to be straight!!!! Next mail!!

(4:27)
K: A mail from Zetsubou-name "Uho!"-san.
R: (Mail) In shinsen-gumi, I ship Hijikata/Okita. Don't say that I'm normal!!!!

(Hijikata/Okita, from Gintama doujinshi)

R: This is normal.
(Cheers from the audience)
K: Err........
R: This is normal.........sorry, shall we move on?
K: The other two have gone silent.
O: I got a work offer to write a BL scenario.
R: Eh~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
O: Will I get a better idea if I watch more of Zetsubou-sensei?
R: Oh! Do you get it? Do you get it?
O: I'm not sure but, is it Zetsubou-sensei who is conjuring up this ambience, or is it Kamiya-san himself who is conjuring up this ambience? Which one is it? I can't tell.......
K: Both are NO!!!!!!!
R: Hahaha~~~!!!!
O: Ah, really......
K: It was that IDIOT Hikawa Hekiru who wrote "Kamiya Sou-uke"!!! Don't know where the hell he's gone now!!! That bastard!!
R: Yeah! He didn't draw Nami (in the end-card). I'm still hating him for that.
K: In the end-card....
O: So it was a heartless lander.....
R: Heartless lander!!
K: The heartless lander thoughtlessly went public, appearing as if it were true. By the hand of Hikawa Hekiru who drew the end-card.
O: And the audience just picked it up......
Audience: Plausible plausible plausible plausible plausible~~~~~~~
K: Is it plausible?
(Cheers from the audience)
O: It must be plausible.
K: Hahaha~~!!!!
R: Fantastic timing!!!

(6:28)
R: A mail from Zetsubou-name, "My Uho cousin."
Kobayashi Yuu: (Mail) I want to sue my cousin!!! The first AV(adult video) I ever saw in my life, was a "Uho" AV. In my first year of middle school, I went to visit my cousin in his room. He was not in so I checked out his stuff and found a video with a Kinnikuman label on it.

(Kinnikuman, or "Muscle man")

Kobayashi Yuu: (Mail) Feeling nostalgic, I inserted it into the video player and what I saw on the screen was two NUDE MACHO guys playing a game of pro-wrestling. The video was right in the middle of a CLIMAX scene. They were going, "Ah~~~~~" and "Oh~~~~~". Well in a sense, it was exactly what the label said though!!
R: Fantastic! Yuu-chan!
A male audience: Kamiya. Your comment!!
K: So it's Kinnikuman....haha....it's not incorrect for the content......err.......it'll be a trauma if someone sees it in his first year of middle school........you're nodding haha.
O: Once I was taken to a club in Shinjuku's "golden street".....2-chome?? The video showing there was incredible......
K: Kinnikuman's?
O: It was like Kinnikuman.........they were using the "constrictor muscle".......
Audience: Hahaha~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: Constrictor muscle......
R: What is constrictor muscle?
O: Both of the hands were like........doing this........it was incredible.........I'm sorry that I'm talking about stuff like that.
K: That's what this program is about. It's perfectly alright.......haha........constrictor muscle......
R: Where is constrictor muscle??
K: Oh come on!
Audience: Ahhh~~~ohh~~~~~
R: I'd better not ask?
K: Where do you think it might be?
R: From what is being said......upper arm? ............wrong?
O: Let this old man explain it to you.
R: I'm sorry! It's fine! I can sense from the atmosphere that I shouldn't ask.
O: That's right. There are things that are better not to know about. You will know when you become an adult.
Audience: No!! No!! No!! No!!
R: No? No? It's bad if the constrictor muscle ends up in my resume? Oh it's bad. I won't ask then.
K: The hint is, "xxx constrictor muscle". (~~anal~~)
R: (still not getting it) Eh~!! Eh~!! Special Program!!
K: Uho-hon School!!
R: The end!!

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The event was held in Shinjuku's "Loft Plus One", where the audience were allowed to put things on a table set on the stage before the show started, and someone put the figures of Tieria Erde and Koizumi Itsuki with their bodies entangled.

Disc 1 Track 1 (9:35)
Kamiya: Sorry I just noticed. What is this?
(Cheers from the audience)
Ryoko: This is sugoi!
Audience: OnoD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamiya: Ah~~I see~~. IGNORE.
But Kobayashi Yuu went over and put Koizumi's figure on Kamiya's shoulder, which Kamiya chucked away later saying "Don't want it".

Disc 1 Track 1 (11:13)
Male audience: Daite~~~!!!!! (Make love to me!)
Ryoko: Haha!!!
Kamiya: Ha.....
Ryoko: There was a girl too!!!
Male audience: Dakaserou!!!! (Let me make love to you!)

"Boy-with-special-power" slashes "Pink-cardigan" is also mentioned in Disc2 Track 5 (0:45~)

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Two types of non-alcohol "original drinks" were available in the event.
One of which was "Pink Cardigan", which was just a pink lemonade apparently.

The other original drink was "Paprika Cola Sour".
"Sour" is a drink made from Japanese sake and fruit juice. Paprika is just bell-pepper in Japanese.
"Paprika Cola Sour" is likely a parody of " Patrick Colasour", a character in Gundam.

The talk about Gundam's "military intervention" to SZBH is mentioned in Disc2 Track 4 (0:27~)

Kamiyan won the 3rd seiyuu award ~~~~~```

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:31:49 GMT

I'm surprised no one posted this in here yet XD'''
I've on hiatus lately,sorry

And.. um... I think lot of you guys already know this , (and we already guess it XD ) our lovely Kamiyan won the 3rd Seiyuu award as best male seiyuu :3333
Finally!!!
Go go Kamiyan!! XD
Yay for all who selected him ^^

(can't wait for the DVD !!!!)

I'm currently in rush so I can't provide any links nor picture (I'm on net cafe now so I didn't bring out the pics =-=; ) But I think it's avaiable around already (this post is late anyway)

jya , baibai~~

Happy birthday Kamiya Hiroshi!

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:37:00 GMT

Happy 34th birthday Kamiya Hiroshi!

And a news...

Kamiya Hiroshi as a user of Vabene watch , got an offer from Vabene to do a print ad CM for the Vabene watch!

Isn't he cool ? That watch really suits him!

please highlight around the space to see a message.... huhuhu

HAHA
just kidding..
It's not a real CM
just a photoshop manipulation XDDD Those who already see the scan of it maybe already realize XD (This thing is a recurrence jokes between me and my friends XD )
For those that already know about this , please don't say it down there so ppl can share the fun about this XDDDDDD shh!

Kamiyan!

Otanjoubi omedetoooo!

(I'll prepare more birthday post after back from class , today exam started already bah)

G00 voice actor single by Kamiya Hiroshi

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:22:31 GMT

This information was posted by pigtail78 in gundam00 a couple of days ago, thanks to her for the heads up! ^^;

Mobile Suit Gundam 00 voice actor single KAMIYA HIROSHI come across TIERIA ERDE will be released on October 22nd. HiroC will be contributing with Tejima Isamu(?) (手島いさむ) on the CD. You can preorder the CD from CDJapan.

ZETSUBOU SENSEI RADIO!

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:25:03 GMT

SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI RADIO YAY
Thanks to saorren for the info ;)

Personality for sure is our lovely Kamiya Hiroshi and Shintani Ryoko
Minna yoroshiku onegaishimasu XD

Corners:
絶望した！ ○○に絶望した！
[ maru maru ni zetsubou shita!]
talk about your recent situation that make you say 'zetsubou shita'

ポジティブですよね～！
[positive desu yo ne~!]
if you send your problem , the personalit will give you advice [if you do this this you'll become positive] XD

きっちりしなさい！
[kicchiri shinasai!]
send any small thing that you can't do perfectly , personality will scold you with 'kicchirishinasai!'

普通って言うなあ！
[futsuu tte iu naa!]
tell about the part of you that you think very plain

藤吉晴美の憂鬱
[??? no yuutsu]
tell about what you've ever failed/ happy in [ヲタク<-- what is this? wotaku? ^^;]

愛が重い！
[ai ga omoi !]
Tell about your experience by pushing too much into the relationship and failed

They receiving ideas for new corner too ^^

HAPPY 32th BIRTHDAY , KAMIYAN!

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:57:02 GMT

Gyahahah! Kamiyan otanjoubi omedetto~!!!!
wish your career will be even more shiny ever , we all fans loves you!

de , i'm uploading stuffs right now ; will add it again after finished :D

Welcome!

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:12:01 GMT

Welcome to our dear Neko-Kamisama, Kamiya Hiroshi's, Live Journal Community.

(Things are still under construction)

This community was made for the purpose of, of course, Love for Kamiyan, but also to support him through Live Journal of his full and rapid recovery.

It's not like I'm going to actually go see him (since I, myself is still in the hospital), but just by loving him, talking about him, sharings things by him, I'm sure our feelings will reach him.

There are only a few rules.
Please join to be able to see posts other than this.
Once you start posting, do not forget to f-lock all posts.
Do not forget to comment, if you take anything.

This community will allow anything. BL CDs, songs, events, magazine clippings, youtube videos, icons, w/e Kamiyan-related.

Hope you guys enjoy your time, and the best of luck for Kamiyan and his full recovery!