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28 November 2009 @ 06:06 pm
Title: IM: WTF?
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Kaito, Karen
Pairing(s): Mentioned Kaito/Karen, discussed (implausible) Kaitou Kid/Kaito and Cure Aqua/Karen
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 223
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fourth wall breakage, het, and discussed selfcest.
Summary: Karen and Kaito complain about the DDD kink meme.
Notes: For the kink meme, re: Kaito/Karen and fourth wall breakage. Seems to have went over well.


There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even )
 
 
28 November 2009 @ 05:59 pm
Kid has a heist and I jizz in my pants.  
Title: Kid has a heist and I jizz in my pants.
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Sonoko, Issei
Pairing(s): Onesided Issei/Kaitou Kid, onesided Sonoko/Kaitou Kid
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 270
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ...what the title says, but it's nongraphic. Onesided het and slash.
Summary: Kid has a heist. Some audience members get a bit too excited.
Notes: For the kink meme. Someone ought to have shot me for this, really.


First time? )
 
 
28 November 2009 @ 05:53 pm
Title: Natural Reaction
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Naoto, Rise, Issei
Pairing(s): Sort of Rise/Issei?
Genre: Fluff/humor
Word Count: 195
Rating: PG
Warnings: Vaguely sexual references?
Summary: During the beach trip, Rise goes a little overboard. Issei suffers for it.
Notes: For the kink meme, re: Rise/Issei, curing gynophobia.


-and then he just sort of fell over. )
 
 
28 November 2009 @ 05:48 pm
Title: Experience
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Haruto
Pairing(s): Issei/Haruto, implied past Akako/Issei/Hakuba
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 195
Rating: PG
Warnings: RPverse, slash, kissing
Summary: Issei puts what he learned from the virus to good use.
Notes: For the kink meme back in... September, re: the request of Issei/Haruto, Issei learned something from the virus after all. Didn't get any comments. Hm.


Even if the experience was gained in dubious circumstances. )
 
 
28 November 2009 @ 05:39 pm
Title: Drabbles #6
Fandom: Various (Fate/stay night, [info]dramadramaduck, Melty Blood, Yggdra Union, Battle Moon Wars, and Riviera: the Promised Land)
Character(s): Various (Issei, Lancer, Sakura, Akako, Shirou, Archer, Rin, Nanaya, White Len, Gulcasa, Gilgamesh, Black Saber, Takumi, Roswell, Yggdra, Ledah, Ein, Rose, Nessiah)
Pairing(s): Lancer/Sakura, onesided Akako/Issei, mentioned Akako/Issei/Hakuba, Archer/Rin, Nanaya/White Len, mentioned onesided Pamela/Roswell, mentioned onesided Eudy/Roswell, mentioned onesided Ortega/Roswell, Roswell/Yggdra, Gulcasa/Nessiah
Genre: Bouncing between humor and crack and angst and crack
Word Count: Various!
Rating: Nothing above PG-13.
Warnings: Het, slash... not a whole lot.
Summary: Forced to write these things again?
Notes: From this alphabet meme. Oy.


I kind of fail at getting pairings in there. )
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 05:14 pm
Title: Potion Problems
Fandom: Fate/stay night
Character(s): Sakura, Shirou, Issei, Rin
Pairing(s): Issei/Shirou, Shirou/Sakura, mentioned past Shirou/Saber, implied Issei/Shirou/Sakura
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 2,800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, het, and mentioned kissing.
Summary: Sakura's attempt to win Shirou's affections once and for all goes wrong. Issei profits.
Notes: For [info]springkink, prompt: Fate/Stay Night, Issei/Shirou: hijinks with a love potion - suddenly Issei was the cutest person he’d ever seen. I'm kind of a sucker for this OT3.


Hypothesis: A cute person doing something cute could be acknowledged as being cute without compromising his Not Being Interested In Guys That Way. )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Orange ~ Angel Fallen From Above
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Serene, Cierra
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 220
Rating: G
Warnings: None except for the usual 'I don't write these characters often'.
Summary: Serene summons her Servant and isn't pleased.
Notes: 6/70. I'm still working on completing this, despite what my disappearance for a few months might have led you to believe! It'll probably take a backseat until my [info]springkink fic is done, though.


Oh my, I seem to have broken something... )
 
 
22 September 2009 @ 09:19 pm
Title: 5 + 1
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, with appearances by... Hakuba, Akako, Shirou, Rin, Archer, Kuzuki, Caster. And mentions of Haruto, Rise, Eris, Reikan, Ban, Rider, Kanji, and Yukiko.
Pairing(s): Various, including: Hakuba/Issei, Akako/Issei/Hakuba, Issei/Haruto, Archer/Rin, onesided Issei/Archer, onesided Issei/Shirou, Ban/Rider, Kuzuki/Caster, onesided Shadow!Kanji/Issei, and onesided Shadow!Yukiko/Issei.
Genre: Humor with a good helping of fluff.
Word Count: 3,196 total.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, het, nudity, kissing, implied sex, more than implied but not actually described sex, genderswaps, sexual references, sex items, and mentions of Shadow!Kanji (yes, he deserves a warning). Oh, and RPverse, I still warn for that.
Summary: Snippets from various scenes of Issei's life. At least half of which involve blushing.
Notes: For that meme going around on DDD, which I just now finished. But hey, it's newer than the other fics, and all together it's pretty long! Um, the timeline is going to jump around a lot in this since it's not chronologically arranged, so let me know if something's too vague.


In a nutshell: Hakuba, blushing, Archer, more blushing. )
 
 
22 September 2009 @ 06:14 pm
Title: Revengeance (And Why It Often Backfires)
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): ???, discussion of Kaito
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None, other than RPverse.
Summary: Ducks try to get back at Kaito for the pranking 'virus'.
Notes: For the kink meme (the one two months ago), re: Kaito/DDD, pranks. Yeah, that wasn't really a good kink meme for me output-wise. And I promise I'll have new fic for you eventually.


But... But? )
 
 
22 September 2009 @ 06:01 pm
Title: Lessons
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Yukiko, Issei
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 165
Rating: G
Warnings: ...RPverse? Really, none.
Summary: Yukiko tries to teach Issei how to dance.
Notes: For the kink meme (the one two months ago), re: a request that was basically this fic's summary. Yeah, I know it's not new fic, but still...


I think this might be beyond me. )
 
 
11 August 2009 @ 04:54 pm
Title: Cute?!
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Shirou
Pairing(s): Implied onesided Issei/Shirou
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 225
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied onesided slash.
Summary: Issei complains about how everybody is calling him 'cute'. Shirou doesn't get it.
Notes: For [info]ddd_prompts, storm. Maybe I should take a poll, myself...


Why on Earth do they think I'm cute?! )
 
 
09 August 2009 @ 01:39 am
Title: Partnership
Fandom: Fate/unlimited codes
Character(s): Archer, Rin
Pairing(s): Archer/Rin
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 475
Rating: PG
Warnings: Het. Spoilers for Archer's route of Fate/unlimited codes.
Summary: Archer wakes up to what he thinks is another summoning.
Notes: Yuurei, I hope you like this, since I know I haven't written much Archer/Rin lately. And thank you Elf, for kicking me into writing it with the prompt.


And no one else makes tea up to my standards. )
 
 
22 July 2009 @ 01:43 am
Title: Reasons to be Disturbed
Fandom: [info]dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Kaito
Pairing(s): None (well, there's brief mention of brainwashed!Issei/Akako, but not enough for me to remove the gen tag from this)
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 663
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sexual references, brief mention of imagery of death and violence
Summary: The second half of Issei's tasks for Eris.
Notes: ...okay, that last task in the Dreaming is really difficult to work into a humor fic about his tasks. I'm sorry I even tried it.


I'm stealing kittens. That's almost as bad as kicking puppies. )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Green ~ Footsteps
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Cruz, Nessiah, Emilia, Gulcasa
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 230
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mentions of violence. But, you know, it's a war.
Summary: Team Cruzilia and Team Gulssiah run into each other.
Notes: 5/70. ...I don't know if I'm going to keep the portmanteau team names, but Cruzilia has got to stay.


Maybe now he’d be able to get his Servant to actually listen to him- )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Red ~ Dragon Tattoo
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Nessiah, Gulcasa
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Friendship.
Word Count: 255
Rating: G
Warnings: Small spoiler for Yggdra Union.
Summary: Nessiah summons his Servant. All does not go according to plan.
Notes: Part 4/70. I don't really have Gulcasa's voice.


Are you my Master? )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Red ~ Courageous
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Nessiah, OC with no plot relevance
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 310
Rating: G
Warnings: None in this part.
Summary: Nessiah monologues internally while at a restaurant.
Notes: Part 3/70.


Today was the day. )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Green ~ Christmas Lights
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Cruz, Emilia
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 140
Rating: G
Warnings: I've never written either of them before. That's probably worth warning about.
Summary: Cruz doesn't get along with his new Servant.
Notes: Part 2/70. Title is a reference to the fact that Emilia is predominately red and Cruz is predominantly - okay, teal, but green comes in second. Look, none of the other prompts fit any better.


Don't tell me I summoned a kid? )
 
 
Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Yellow ~ Loyalty
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Ein, Hector
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 210
Rating: G
Warnings: None so far.
Summary: Ein reviews his tasks before the War starts.
Notes: Part one of seventy drabbles or drabblish things, although they're not going to be in any particular order. And it's not an official claim because of that.


You remember everything I've told you? )
 
 
13 July 2009 @ 12:35 am
Jobs  
Title: Jobs
Fandom: Fate/stay night
Character(s): Rin, Archer
Pairing(s): Archer/Rin
Genre: Meta/Humor
Word Count: 450
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual references, het.
Summary: Archer gets a job to help Rin out with her expenses.
Notes: Another fic about Archer being a porn star his seiyuu. Dedicated to Yuurei, who I have been greatly disappointing by not writing enough Archer/Rin.


I could have managed by myself! ...But thanks. )
 
 
12 July 2009 @ 03:45 am
Title: Tone Deaf
Fandom: Fire Emblem 10
Character(s): Sanaki, Naesala, Micaiah
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of Part 3.
Summary: Naesala has a theory as to why Sanaki's singing doesn't work.
Notes: I love Sanaki to pieces and all, but she's really easy to make fun of in this regard. Also, apparently I can still write drabbles for this fandom! Sometimes!


That's strange, it should have done something. )
 
 
 
 

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