Title: IM: WTF?
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Kaito, Karen
Pairing(s): Mentioned Kaito/Karen, discussed (implausible) Kaitou Kid/Kaito and Cure Aqua/Karen
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 223
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fourth wall breakage, het, and discussed selfcest.
Summary: Karen and Kaito complain about the DDD kink meme.
Notes: For the kink meme, re: Kaito/Karen and fourth wall breakage. Seems to have went over well.

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( There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even )

Title: Kid has a heist and I jizz in my pants.
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Sonoko, Issei
Pairing(s): Onesided Issei/Kaitou Kid, onesided Sonoko/Kaitou Kid
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 270
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ...what the title says, but it's nongraphic. Onesided het and slash.
Summary: Kid has a heist. Some audience members get a bit too excited.
Notes: For the kink meme. Someone ought to have shot me for this, really.

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( First time? )

Title: Natural Reaction
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Naoto, Rise, Issei
Pairing(s): Sort of Rise/Issei?
Genre: Fluff/humor
Word Count: 195
Rating: PG
Warnings: Vaguely sexual references?
Summary: During the beach trip, Rise goes a little overboard. Issei suffers for it.
Notes: For the kink meme, re: Rise/Issei, curing gynophobia.

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( -and then he just sort of fell over. )

Title: Experience
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Haruto
Pairing(s): Issei/Haruto, implied past Akako/Issei/Hakuba
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 195
Rating: PG
Warnings: RPverse, slash, kissing
Summary: Issei puts what he learned from the virus to good use.
Notes: For the kink meme back in... September, re: the request of Issei/Haruto, Issei learned something from the virus after all. Didn't get any comments. Hm.

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( Even if the experience was gained in dubious circumstances. )

Title: Drabbles #6
Fandom: Various (Fate/stay night, dramadramaduck, Melty Blood, Yggdra Union, Battle Moon Wars, and Riviera: the Promised Land)
Character(s): Various (Issei, Lancer, Sakura, Akako, Shirou, Archer, Rin, Nanaya, White Len, Gulcasa, Gilgamesh, Black Saber, Takumi, Roswell, Yggdra, Ledah, Ein, Rose, Nessiah)
Pairing(s): Lancer/Sakura, onesided Akako/Issei, mentioned Akako/Issei/Hakuba, Archer/Rin, Nanaya/White Len, mentioned onesided Pamela/Roswell, mentioned onesided Eudy/Roswell, mentioned onesided Ortega/Roswell, Roswell/Yggdra, Gulcasa/Nessiah
Genre: Bouncing between humor and crack and angst and crack
Word Count: Various!
Rating: Nothing above PG-13.
Warnings: Het, slash... not a whole lot.
Summary: Forced to write these things again?
Notes: From this alphabet meme. Oy.

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( I kind of fail at getting pairings in there. )

Title: Potion Problems
Fandom: Fate/stay night
Character(s): Sakura, Shirou, Issei, Rin
Pairing(s): Issei/Shirou, Shirou/Sakura, mentioned past Shirou/Saber, implied Issei/Shirou/Sakura
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 2,800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, het, and mentioned kissing.
Summary: Sakura's attempt to win Shirou's affections once and for all goes wrong. Issei profits.
Notes: For springkink, prompt: Fate/Stay Night, Issei/Shirou: hijinks with a love potion - suddenly Issei was the cutest person he’d ever seen. I'm kind of a sucker for this OT3.

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( Hypothesis: A cute person doing something cute could be acknowledged as being cute without compromising his Not Being Interested In Guys That Way. )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Orange ~ Angel Fallen From Above
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Serene, Cierra
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 220
Rating: G
Warnings: None except for the usual 'I don't write these characters often'.
Summary: Serene summons her Servant and isn't pleased.
Notes: 6/70. I'm still working on completing this, despite what my disappearance for a few months might have led you to believe! It'll probably take a backseat until my springkink fic is done, though.

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( Oh my, I seem to have broken something... )

Title: 5 + 1
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, with appearances by... Hakuba, Akako, Shirou, Rin, Archer, Kuzuki, Caster. And mentions of Haruto, Rise, Eris, Reikan, Ban, Rider, Kanji, and Yukiko.
Pairing(s): Various, including: Hakuba/Issei, Akako/Issei/Hakuba, Issei/Haruto, Archer/Rin, onesided Issei/Archer, onesided Issei/Shirou, Ban/Rider, Kuzuki/Caster, onesided Shadow!Kanji/Issei, and onesided Shadow!Yukiko/Issei.
Genre: Humor with a good helping of fluff.
Word Count: 3,196 total.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, het, nudity, kissing, implied sex, more than implied but not actually described sex, genderswaps, sexual references, sex items, and mentions of Shadow!Kanji (yes, he deserves a warning). Oh, and RPverse, I still warn for that.
Summary: Snippets from various scenes of Issei's life. At least half of which involve blushing.
Notes: For that meme going around on DDD, which I just now finished. But hey, it's newer than the other fics, and all together it's pretty long! Um, the timeline is going to jump around a lot in this since it's not chronologically arranged, so let me know if something's too vague.

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( In a nutshell: Hakuba, blushing, Archer, more blushing. )

Title: Revengeance (And Why It Often Backfires)
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): ???, discussion of Kaito
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None, other than RPverse.
Summary: Ducks try to get back at Kaito for the pranking 'virus'.
Notes: For the kink meme (the one two months ago), re: Kaito/DDD, pranks. Yeah, that wasn't really a good kink meme for me output-wise. And I promise I'll have new fic for you eventually.

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( But... But? )

Title: Lessons
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Yukiko, Issei
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 165
Rating: G
Warnings: ...RPverse? Really, none.
Summary: Yukiko tries to teach Issei how to dance.
Notes: For the kink meme (the one two months ago), re: a request that was basically this fic's summary. Yeah, I know it's not new fic, but still...

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( I think this might be beyond me. )

Title: Cute?!
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Shirou
Pairing(s): Implied onesided Issei/Shirou
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 225
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied onesided slash.
Summary: Issei complains about how everybody is calling him 'cute'. Shirou doesn't get it.
Notes: For ddd_prompts, storm. Maybe I should take a poll, myself...

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( Why on Earth do they think I'm cute?! )

Title: Partnership
Fandom: Fate/unlimited codes
Character(s): Archer, Rin
Pairing(s): Archer/Rin
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 475
Rating: PG
Warnings: Het. Spoilers for Archer's route of Fate/unlimited codes.
Summary: Archer wakes up to what he thinks is another summoning.
Notes: Yuurei, I hope you like this, since I know I haven't written much Archer/Rin lately. And thank you Elf, for kicking me into writing it with the prompt.

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( And no one else makes tea up to my standards. )

Title: Reasons to be Disturbed
Fandom: dramadramaduck
Character(s): Issei, Kaito
Pairing(s): None (well, there's brief mention of brainwashed!Issei/Akako, but not enough for me to remove the gen tag from this)
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 663
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sexual references, brief mention of imagery of death and violence
Summary: The second half of Issei's tasks for Eris.
Notes: ...okay, that last task in the Dreaming is really difficult to work into a humor fic about his tasks. I'm sorry I even tried it.

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( I'm stealing kittens. That's almost as bad as kicking puppies. )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Green ~ Footsteps
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Cruz, Nessiah, Emilia, Gulcasa
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 230
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mentions of violence. But, you know, it's a war.
Summary: Team Cruzilia and Team Gulssiah run into each other.
Notes: 5/70. ...I don't know if I'm going to keep the portmanteau team names, but Cruzilia has got to stay.

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( Maybe now he’d be able to get his Servant to actually listen to him- )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Red ~ Dragon Tattoo
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Nessiah, Gulcasa
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Friendship.
Word Count: 255
Rating: G
Warnings: Small spoiler for Yggdra Union.
Summary: Nessiah summons his Servant. All does not go according to plan.
Notes: Part 4/70. I don't really have Gulcasa's voice.

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( Are you my Master? )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Red ~ Courageous
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Nessiah, OC with no plot relevance
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 310
Rating: G
Warnings: None in this part.
Summary: Nessiah monologues internally while at a restaurant.
Notes: Part 3/70.

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( Today was the day. )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Green ~ Christmas Lights
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Cruz, Emilia
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 140
Rating: G
Warnings: I've never written either of them before. That's probably worth warning about.
Summary: Cruz doesn't get along with his new Servant.
Notes: Part 2/70. Title is a reference to the fact that Emilia is predominately red and Cruz is predominantly - okay, teal, but green comes in second. Look, none of the other prompts fit any better.

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( Don't tell me I summoned a kid? )

Title: Therefore, Ray of the Sun: Yellow ~ Loyalty
Fandom: Crossover: Fate/stay night x Dept. Heaven (Riviera: the Promised Land and Yggdra Union)
Character(s): Ein, Hector
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Generally Adventure/Friendship/Humor. This part's Humor.
Word Count: 210
Rating: G
Warnings: None so far.
Summary: Ein reviews his tasks before the War starts.
Notes: Part one of seventy drabbles or drabblish things, although they're not going to be in any particular order. And it's not an official claim because of that.

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( You remember everything I've told you? )

Title: Jobs
Fandom: Fate/stay night
Character(s): Rin, Archer
Pairing(s): Archer/Rin
Genre: Meta/Humor
Word Count: 450
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual references, het.
Summary: Archer gets a job to help Rin out with her expenses.
Notes: Another fic about Archer being a porn star his seiyuu. Dedicated to Yuurei, who I have been greatly disappointing by not writing enough Archer/Rin.

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( I could have managed by myself! ...But thanks. )

Title: Tone Deaf
Fandom: Fire Emblem 10
Character(s): Sanaki, Naesala, Micaiah
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of Part 3.
Summary: Naesala has a theory as to why Sanaki's singing doesn't work.
Notes: I love Sanaki to pieces and all, but she's really easy to make fun of in this regard. Also, apparently I can still write drabbles for this fandom! Sometimes!

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( That's strange, it should have done something. )