So, meme time. From cerebel:

Post the first line from your 25 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

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A las nueve y media de la mañana mi hermana se ha puesto a tocar la guitarra. Podría haber sido peor, podría haberme despertado con el ruido, supongo (llevaba desde las ocho en el salón viendo Buffy. ¿Obsesión? No sé de qué me hablais). Hoy no he tenido muchos problemas para levantarme, creo que porque he soñado que volvía a karate y el profesor nos tenía corriendo dando vueltas al gimnasio. ¿Premonitorio? Hell, yeah. Se me había olvidado completamente que estamos casi-casi en Septiembre. Yo empiezo las clases el 25, pero había bloqueado que las de karate empiezan la semana que viene xD

En serio, aún recuerdo las tardes de septiembre del año pasado con todo el sol pegando fuerte y nosotros sorteando los obstáculos de los alrededores del gimnasio. Hubo un día en el que no hubo ni uno que terminásemos sin nauseas, y ya no digo yo que soy una vaga de cojones (para qué vamos a engañarnos), sino personas que entrenan diariamente y se lo curran bastante. Es lo que tiene comer a las tres y media de la tarde y que luego te pongan a correr bajo el sol veraniego, una gozada. Aunque el gimnasio está en obras, así que a lo mejor hay suerte y no hay sitio por el que rodear el gimnasio.

He decidido hacer revisión de la quinta temporada de Ángel, ya que estoy con el Whedonverso. Cualquiera pensaría que recordaría a Ángel diciendo "I have no problem spanking men". Creo que estoy perdiendo facultades.

Ayer estaba viendo Criminal Minds con mis padres y la traducción del 3x19 tenía a Rossi diciendo (sobre Hotch) "por supuesto que ha ido bien, yo le enseñé todo lo que sabe sobre declaraciones." Claro que cuando me reí, creo que mis padres no lo terminaron de entender. Mi madre seguro que no, porque estaba atendiendo con ojitos enamorados a Hotch. (Que pwnea mucho a todo el mundo en este capítulo, todo sea dicho) (Además, salía Steven Culp, cosa que yo no recordaba. Ese es hombre awesome or what?)

Argh. ¿Sabeis lo malo que está el Bisolgrip? MALO. Ugh.

Y ahora, voy a meditar sobre lo que regalarle a mi padre por su santo. Porque es el domingo y no tengo ni idea de qué comprar. Y le pregunto a mi hermana, que está con los cascos puestos en el salón y me dice que "no sabe" "es el domingo, Ana" "ya lo sé" "¿le has comprado algo?" "no" Y sigue con los cascos. La veo diciéndome mañana que lo pagamos a medias cualquier cosa que le haya comprado. Anda y que le den.

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Okay, I'm done.

... Just so you know, the John Paul/Craig storyline on Hollyoaks is really the only thing that brings me this high up on the fangirl meter.

It's such a guilty pleasure. I (obviously) cannot wait to have it back. And I'm going to be so sad when there is no more left to watch.

Edit:

SPOILERS IN COMMENTS!

BE WARNED.

Buffy: They're gonna expect me to... to be like a Slayer and, and know stuff, but I'm just me and I don't know anything and they're gonna to go away and they're not gonna tell me how to fight Glory and I'm not gonna be able to protect Dawn.
Giles: Buffy, calm down. The scandal here is not anything you've done wrong, it's the way they're behaving. Holding what they know hostage, with a gun pointed at my bleeding green card no less. It's humiliating.
Buffy: Also smart. They picked the perfect thing. I can't lose you.

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer - 5x12 - Checkpoint

My sister got a guitar for her birthday. A guitar. And she can't play. And she got a guitar. Do you know what those two facts combined make? Headache. Big, annoying headache. For which I also blame the cold I seem to have caught, but guitar. Oh, lord. This is going to be a very painful year (that is, until she gets tired of it.) Either way, I spent my afternoon curled up on the couch watching Buffy. Checkpoint, Triangle and Once More With Feeling, to be more specific.

Ah, the amount of Buffy/Giles in Checkpoint. Beyond words. These two make me so happy it's ridiculous. If I could get back the tv (I think my parents took over the dining room by now) I'd watch some season 3 episodes. Also, I felt like hitting Willow in Triangle. Like, a lot. Tara is still the cutest thing in the world, though. And I loved Spike flirting with that Watcher in Checkpoint, I didn't remember that.

Lydia: [about Buffy] I would think that you'd want to kill her. I mean, you've killed Slayers before.
Spike: [steps forward] You've heard of me, have you?
Lydia: I... wrote my thesis on you.

So it seems not only do I have a thing for Watcher-Slayer thing, also a Watcher-Vampire thing. Which I suppose I could have deduced by the Angel/Wes shipping, but I'm smart like that.

PS: I cut my hair. Or, more likely, fixed it. Now it looks the way it's supposed to look. And my fringe isn't all pointy like when I get up, so bonus points for the haircut.

Forgot to make a post about this yesterday.

Anyways...

I gotta say, "Wow."

It was a real emotional film. Ajay Devgan and Kajol are always great. Ajay Devgan put an amazing effort into it. Directing, producing, co-writting, and starring in it. It was a very impressive film. Everything was solid, right until the end.

And I gotta say, it did make me cry. Kajol was so believable in her role, as was Ajay Devgan.

The context of this musical number was really quite sad, but it's still catchy:



I love Kajol and Shahrukh Khan in movies together. They have great chemistry. But really, nothing can compare to Kajol and Ajay Devgan. It doesn't hurt that they're married and have a kid together.

Anyways, I don't actually know what he's saying - aside from obviously trying to get me to buy a fancy TV system - but... Man, I love Aamir Khan. Oh, he cracks me up:

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Robin: My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention.
Barney: Father issues. Hot.
Robin: Yeah, I know. I was this close from being a huge slut.
Barney: Slut would've been better, but I'll settle for bro. Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. [Robin looks confused.] Because he's pregnant... because he's the girl.
Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
Barney: What up! Freeze-frame high five!

How I met your mother - 1x14 - Zip, Zip, Zip