Naruto - Teachers x Students

Quarterly Physical

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:19:05 GMT

Author: drivven
Title: Quarterly Physical
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: (yaoi)
Pairing: KakaNaru
Rating: R or Mature ++ (explicit adult content) R lemon
Summary: Who knew that all it took was a prostate exam to find out you were gay?!
Warnings: YAOI male/male, PWP, language, COMPLETE, one shot Anal
Comments: Yes'm
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of the characters portrayed in it. I do not receive any monetary compensation for writing this. I just enjoy making my beta smile and laugh.
A/N: Thank you, thank you, thank you to my wonderful beta and friend fairyniamh !
NOT WORK SAFE!

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He opened the door and looked down to find a small folded piece of paper. Opening it, he blushed a pretty peach.

Quarterly Physical Scheduled

The date was set for tomorrow. Six o'clock in the evening. 'They must really be working the med-nins hard.' He thought with a grin. 'Working these kinds of things around the missions schedules and all.'

He stripped where stood, letting his filthy clothing fall where it may, he could always pick them up after, or not. All day he was fidgety, even for him. Having been away from the village with Jiraiya like he had, Naruto had missed out on a lot of the more routine aspects of Shinobi life, routine physicals included. When he returned he’d been in for a bit of a shock. He was a young man after all. There were aspects of physical that he'd never really contemplated. The thought of a prostate exam was not at the top of his mind at any given time.

That was until he'd had one. Stripping from the waist down and bending over the exam table had been supremely embarrassing. Naruto still blushed when he pictured himself. The med-nin had been male something he'd silently thanked Baa-chan for.

The man hadn't had large hands, something Naruto hadn't contemplated until after the exam had begun, but it might have been more of a shock otherwise. He really should have paid more attention to what man had been saying before he'd touched him. But he hadn't, he'd rested on his forearms and daydreamed about eating ramen for lunch. He'd heard, "That's it, now just stay relaxed." And then it had happened. A long slick, slender finger slid into him. He's body gave only token resistance. Naruto had even been too shocked to tense up. Then that impossibly long digit nudged that little that little bundle of nerves and shock could not begin to describe what he'd felt. His brain short-circuited. "Ahh!! What? What was that?" He'd gasped.

"I have to check your prostate. Don't worry it's almost over." The calm man behind him had said comfortingly as he continued to move his finger around inside Naruto's asshole. Naruto for his part was trying not moan in pleasure. Something told him that that would not be appropriate. When the sweet torture had finally ended, he'd been unable to turn and face the other man, which apparently was the drill anyway, since he left instructing Naruto to dress and then open the door when he was ready to hear the results. He'd had to take a moment to will away a very stubborn erection before he could follow the man's instructions.

He knew better now. He understood the purpose and could follow the drill. However he'd learned somethings actually. One: he liked being touched that way by a man. And two: his sensei, Kakashi had been the wrong man to confide in. He shook his head ruefully. Kakashi had been kind and supportive, helping his student through the minor identity crisis that followed. He'd been good friend and the perfect elder Shinobi. That is until Naruto turned eighteen and started considering dating a man. Kakashi had changed nearly overnight upon hearing the news that a Suna-nin was interested in Naruto and that Naruto wasn't completely adverse to his interest. The silver haired Jounin had a jealous fit in the middle of the mission's room and had done everything he could to sabotage Naruto's love life and win the blond young man for himself.

Naruto's reverie was cut short as he entered the hallway that led back to the exam room. He needed to keep his wits about him if he was going to endure what was to come. He fantasized about this. Maybe it was because this was how his sexuality had come to light; he wasn't sure. But the fantasy of being taken while leaning over one of these exam tables, well that was one of his favorites. He was half hard just thinking about it.

He opened the door to find a tall man dressed in a standard med-nin uniform. The other was slumped over a clipboard and only barely glanced up at him. "Hmm, Uzamaki Naruto... Please remove your pants and underwear, bend over the table, and I will be right back in to begin the prostate exam." With that said, the man exited the room giving Naruto some semblance of privacy as he removed his lower clothing.

'Wow, they don't usually jump right in like that.' He began to strip. 'Maybe he doesn't enjoy this part and wants to get it over with.' It was too bad for Naruto if that was the case. His attendant was handsome. Naruto could use this to fuel his fantasies if the other man wasn't too terribly cold about things.

When the door opened again, Naruto was in the ordered position, bare from the waist down and eagerly awaiting his examination. "Just get back from a mission?" The attendant asked absently as he put on a pair of latex gloves.

'Small talk?' Naruto wondered. That was unexpected. "Um, yeah. Nothing strenuous. Just running messages to Suna and back."

"Oh, that sounds interesting." The other man said offhandedly, obviously not really listening. "Okay, the gel may be a bit cold." A cool slick finger slid around Naruto's pucker, lubing it liberally. He tried not to sigh in pleasure.

"Here it comes." The med-nin warned. Rather than tense, Naruto relaxed a bit too obviously. He didn't see it, but one eyebrow rose above the other man's eye. A long slick finger slid in smoothly, with practiced ease. 'This one's good.' Naruto thought to himself as his prostate was probed almost immediately. The med-nin pressed firmly and wiggled his finger just a bit, rolling the pad against the bundle of nerves. Naruto couldn't hold back his moan of excited pleasure. "Yes!" He gasped.

There was a dark chuckle from behind him. "Oh, so you're one of those ninja, eh?" Naruto froze as a pretty peach blush stained both sets of cheeks.

"Um... um..." He really couldn't think of anything to say. The smooth voice flowed over him as the finger repeated it's previous motion and the other gloved hand slid around his hip to take his prominent erection in a firm grip.

"We may need to check your reflexes and responses too. It's always a good idea to be as thorough as possible." The voice had taken on a sinfully sinister tone and Naruto shuddered with desire.

"Nngh, what... whatever you think is best. Ahhh! You're the doctor." He had already begun to rock back against the finger stretching and probing him so skillfully. His thrusts pushing him back and then forward into the gel covered latex grip.

"I've always wanted this..." He admitted as a second finger slid in alongside it's mate and began fucking him even better as a team. Little lightning bolts skittered along his nerves as his prostate was probed, massaged, and caressed. "Fuck, please don't stop." The blond head fell forward as grunts and moans filled the tiny room, all of them from him.

"We may need to get a semen sample as well..." His torturer noted in that same bored tone. Naruto was certain that the man was anything but bored.

"Yes, fuck yes. Make me cum." Naruto had no shame here. All that mattered was that his fantasy was playing out in that little room and it was the hottest thing he'd ever experienced.

"Hmm, you are a naughty one. You'll let just anyone dip their fingers in and pull your trigger, won't you?" Kakashi was really enjoying this. He'd let the henge slip when he heard the word 'cum'. He loved it when Naruto asked for it.

The sexy blond was rocking back against his gloved fingers completely oblivious to the fact that his lover was plainly standing behind him, fingering his tight ass. Kakashi watched his fingers sliding in and out of the tight heat for a moment, enjoying the way the silky walls tried to suck them deeper and hold them inside. "I have a special instrument that I use to help in the collection process. I'm going to use it now. You may feel a slight stretching sensation, but that will pass quickly." Naruto panted his understanding, unable to form words past his growing need.

Kakashi smeared gel on his instrument, removed his fingers from the twitching channel, and placed the tip of the device against the pretty pucker. "Ready?" He asked with an evil grin.

"Just FUCK me already damn it!" Naruto had enjoyed their game, but now he wanted it good and hard, role-playing be damned! His lover thrust balls deep in one hard forward movement. Both men's heads were thrown back by the intense sensations. A loud cry was ripped from each throat. The sounds melded as their bodies joined. A moment or two of harsh panting followed as each man tried to gain control of himself, then the sounds of flesh meeting flesh reverberated off the close walls as their bodies took up a harsh rhythm and their coupling became dark and primal in nature. There was nothing but the driving need for earth-shattering release.

First one scream and then another split the air as Naruto and then Kakashi soared up into the blinding white of perfect pleasure. Gasping sighs slipped from lack lips as they both drifted down through satiated euphoria and they slumped together over the examination table.

When he could form words again, Naruto asked. "Where did you get this stuff?"

Kakashi kissed his neck tenderly. "The Anbu Medical Clinic."

Big blue eyes grew impossibly wide. If she doesn't kill us... he will.

Kakashi chuckled. "Yeah, I'm a lot less worried about Tsunade finding out that I borrowed it without permission, than I am about Ibiki.... But, let's not worry about that now... Who feels like playing 'Naughty Nurse'?"

Naruto turned toward his leering lover. They were dead meat. But OH, what a way to go!!!!

`fin`

"Underneath the Underneath" Chapter Seven: "Color Me Bad"

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:34:53 GMT

Title: Underneath the Underneath
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: eventual Kakanaru; some SasuNaru, some KakaTenzou
Part and Rating: 7/?; PG-15 for Anko’s bad language.
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from. Also, song is “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd.
Summary: Starting from a young age, Naruto carries secrets: some that are too much to handle just on his own.
Notes: I did make the Whirlpool Village have the Kansai dialect; but it won’t play much of a part, but I thought I would mention that it is a true dialect. Un-betaed; crossposted at kakanaru, narutoyaoi, naruto_fanworks, kakashi_yaoi, kakashi_recs, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, naruto_teachme, naruto_songfics.

Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six

Chapter Seven: Color Me Bad

"Underneath the Underneath" Chapter Six: "Storm Flag Flying"

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:31:23 GMT

Title: Underneath the Underneath
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: eventual Kakanaru; some SasuNaru, some KakaTenzou
Part and Rating: 6/?; PG-15
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from. Also, song is “Storm” by Lifehouse.
Summary: Starting from a young age, Naruto carries secrets: some that are too much to handle just on his own.
Notes: I did make the Whirlpool Village have the Kansai dialect; but it won’t play much of a part, but I thought I would mention that it is a true dialect. Un-betaed; crossposted at kakanaru, narutoyaoi, naruto_fanworks, kakashi_yaoi, kakashi_recs, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, naruto_teachme, naruto_songfics.

Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five

Chapter Six: "Storm Flag Flying"

comments are wonderfully helpful :)

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:55:18 GMT

Thought I'd let everyone know we're up and running again.

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Sakura Gets Macho

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:25:27 GMT

Title: Sakura Gets Macho
Author: Flow_EZ
Rating: PG-13 (on ff.net it's rated T)
Pairing: main pairing: SakuKaka, minor pairing: NaruSasu, KibaHina, etc. (all pairings eventually)
Summary: [Slightly AU]Sakura has something to prove, a woman can do anything a man can do, but to get into Jiraiya's School for Shinobi she has to disguise herself as one of the boys. But in the process she falls in love with one of her sensei.

Chp. 1: A Bright Idea

Enjoy

Alluring Reaction (1/5)

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:14:29 GMT

Title: Alluring Reaction
Chapter Title: A Kiss so Addictive
Author: Flow_EZ
Rating: NC-17(Not really sure, but to be on the safe side)
Pairing: KakaSasu
Summary: Kakashi loves getting a reaction from his students, especially the quiet ones, which, in this case was only one of his students, Sasuke Uchiha.

Enjoy

Chapter 1: A Kiss so Addictive

Kakashi, If You Were Gay

Mon, 26 May 2008 16:26:34 GMT

Title: Kakashi, If You Were Gay - Songfic
Author: drivven
Word Count: 1177 +or-
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Kakashi/Naruto
Warnings: Language OOC
Summary: Naruto tries to express his support of Kakashi's sexuality...okay, maybe it's a little more than just his support.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and If You Were Gay is from the Broadway Musical - Avenue Q which belongs to Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx, I have gained nothing but personal satisfaction for writing this.

A/N: This was written for a songfic contest on LJ, but I pulled it out of that. I wanted to get it posted and they were having trouble making a decision. I still wish everyone else the best of luck. (This is my first songfic. I had no idea how hard they were!)

Thanks to fairyniamh
for betaing after I pulled it from the contest (look, I fixed it, no more Itcha Itcha! hahaha!) Thanks to alisteal for betaing it before I entered it in the contest.

"Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, 'Icha Icha Yaoi Rules'. No 'roommate' to bother me. How could it get any better than this?" Kakashi sighed. Naruto had been living with him for a month now, while the younger man's apartment building underwent some massive repairs. He was beginning to drive Kakashi nuts, in a lot of ways.

The door opened and a travel pack hit the floor. Kakashi groaned and slid the book into his back pocket, pulling a copy of the hetero version from under a couch cushion. He would have to pretend the words 'she' and 'hers and such were really 'he' and 'his' again. He really wasn't ready to 'come out' in front of his former student.

"Oh, hi K'ashi!" Naruto said with the annoyingly cheerful smile.

"Hi Naruto."

"Hey K'ashi, you'll never guess what happened to me on the road this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me..."

"That's very interesting." Like Kakashi cared? He ignored the fact that he'd just re-read the same sentence twice.

"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!" Naruto said as he landed, travel dust and all, next to Kakashi on the couch.

"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care." Kakashi was very aware of their close proximity. He tried to change the subject. "What did you have for lunch today?"

"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, K'ashi..." Naruto smiled in that disarming way and all the warning bells went off in Kakashi's head.

"I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?" He hit the page he was reading with the back of his hand for emphasis and said. "I'm trying to read."

"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Kakashi. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about."

Kakashi paled a little under his mask. He really didn't want to talk about this with Naruto. "I don't want to talk about it, Naruto! This conversation is over!!!" Kakashi stood up and started for the door of his bedroom.

"Yeah, but..." Naruto persisted, pouting a little at his older friend's gruff tone.

"OVER!!!" Kakashi said as he shut his bedroom door firmly and fell face first onto his bed. The kid was gonna be the death of him. Naruto wouldn't let this go, Kakashi knew it, he just knew it.

"Well, okay, but just so you know — If you were gay....That'd be okay." The voice was as golden and cheery as the mussed hair on the eighteen year old boy's head. "I mean 'cause, Hey, I'd like you anyway." Kakashi tried to smother himself with a pillow, just to get that voice out of his head. It didn't work, his ears were straining to every golden syllable. "Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay." Naruto spoke softly as he made his way to the room Kakashi was letting him use while he stayed here.

BUT you're NOT GAY. Kakashi thought with sad choked sob. He had to admit it now. He was in love with the annoying blond ball of warm fuzzy feelings.

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Two days later:

"Naruto, please! I am trying to read...." The damn kid kept taking the book out of his hands, obviously trying to talk to him. Kakashi didn't want to talk. "What?!" He finally asked in exasperation.

"If you were queer."

"Ah, Naruto!" Kakashi rolled his eyes. Not this again.

"I'd still be here,"

Kakashi interrupted him again. "Naruto, I'm trying to read this book."

"Year after year." The boy looked so sweet and sincere.

"Naruto!"

"Because you're dear to me," The love, platonic love, in the blue eyes was too much to be borne.

Kakashi got up, without his book. "Argh!" He stormed off toward the training grounds, desperately in need of something to destroy.

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That evening:

Naruto started in the moment he got back. Kakashi started doing busy work, just to keep the kid from smothering him.

"And I know that you...."

Kakashi had been ignoring him, but the pause in the almost constant babble drew his attention from the kunai he was sharpening. "What?"

"Would accept me too," The boys voice was soft, almost a whisper.

"I would?" What the hell else was he supposed to say...?

"If I told you today, 'HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!'

I'd jump your bones....BUT you're NOT GAY.

Naruto stood up slowly, now that he had Kakashi's attention, he wasn't going to lose it. "I'm happy just being with you." He began to take off the orange and black jacket. All he had on underneath was a black mesh shirt.

Kakashi tried to derail his thoughts. High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

"So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?" There was a hint of sadness in the voice and Kakashi couldn't figure it out.

"Naruto, that's perverse!" Whatever, lying closet perv.... He berated himself.

"No it's not!" Naruto insisted vehemently. "If you were gay I'd shout HOORAY!" Naruto threw his hands up for emphasis and Kakashi was starting to figure this out.

He wasn't ready to deal with the implications. I am not listening! He told himself even as his ears perked up like a puppies.

"and here I'd stay," Naruto said softly as he slid to his knees in front of the older man. His blue eyes soft and pleading.

Kakashi tried to ignore the image and the words. La la la la la!

"But I wouldn't get in your way." The blond head dropped, just before a tear was clearly visible on a golden cheek.

"Aaaah!" Kakashi growled. Now he'd made the boy cry. He tried to say something, anything, nothing came out.

Naruto continued speak where he was. "You can count on me...to always be beside you every day, to tell you it's okay, you were just born that way," That last bit sounded like the younger man was trying to console himself. It could be so difficult when you first realize that you don't fit the hetero mold everyone expected. "and, as they say, it's in your DNA, YOU'RE GAY!"

"But you're NOT GAY!" Kakashi felt like a moron for blurting out the fact that he had repeated to himself for the past year about the younger man.

"If I were gay?" Naruto responded his voice barely a whisper, as his golden hands came up to rest on Kakashi's firm thighs, caressing them gently.

"Argh!" Kakashi pulled the boy up to him and whispered fiercely. "Then I'd kiss you like this!"

They weren't able to talk for sometime and then it was to decide that Naruto really didn't need that little apartment of his. Kakashi had more than enough room in his for both of them.

-----End----

If You Were Gay (song lyrics) from the Avenue Q musical, written by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that's GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

"Underneath the Underneath" Chapter Five: "Storm Front"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:29:59 GMT

Title: Underneath the Underneath
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: eventual Kakanaru; some SasuNaru, some KakaTenzou
Part and Rating: 5/?; PG
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from. Also, song is “Dead Man’s Road” by Cinderella.
Summary: Starting from a young age, Naruto carries secrets: some that are too much to handle just on his own.
Notes: I did make the Whirlpool Village have the Kansai dialect; but it won’t play much of a part, but I thought I would mention that it is a true dialect. Un-betaed; crossposted at kakanaru, narutoyaoi, naruto_fanworks, kakashi_yaoi, kakashi_recs, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, naruto_teachme, naruto_songfics.
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

Chapter Five: "Storm Front"

feedback is ♥

[FIC] Genius of Masks chapter 14: Rain

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:25 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks chapter 14: Rain
Author: oceanica; Picklesticks @ FF.N
Series: Naruto
Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi(+Iruka)
Genre: Romance, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,067 for this chapter, 30K for the story
Story Summary: There's a lot more going on in Gai's head than most people suspect. His preoccupation with youth, his eccentric mannerisms, they're all a mask of a different kind.
Summary: The rains come and go.
Notes: I think this is the last chapter, folks. I'm trying to write an epilogue, but it's just not coming to me. Keep an eye out for sidefics, though!

Read the fic from the beginning or read the most recent chapter

Also, Read the author remarks!

FIC: "Bloodied Crystal" R

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:40:41 GMT

Title: Bloodied Crystal
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Namikaze Minato, Hatake Kakashi, other random Konoha ninjas
Rating: R
Word Count: 528
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from
Summary: plot bunny #82: “Minato is worried when he arrives at Kakashi’s home to find Sakumo dead. He’s even more worried when he realizes what Kakashi is doing. ‘I…I have to put the blood back in him.’”
Notes/Warnings: Rated R! un-betaed; covers plot bunny #82; vague gore; crossposted to narutoyaoi, Naruto_fanworks, Naruto_teachme, yonkaka, love_n_kiss, Kakashi_recs

Bloodied Crystal

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FIC: "Over Reaction"

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:02:29 GMT

Title: Over reaction
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: implied Namikaze Minato/Hatake Kakashi; Jiraiya
Rating: PG
Word Count: 276
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from
Summary: plot bunny #80: “A member of Kakashi’s ANBU team has a crush on Kakashi. Minato learns this and gets angry. ‘Don’t they know that he’s mine?’”
Notes/Warnings: Unbetaed; covers plot bunny #80; crossposted to narutoyaoi, yonkaka, Kakashi_yaoi, Kakashi_recs, Naruto_fanworks, Naruto_teachme, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi.

Over Reaction

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First post to this comm ^^;

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:33:40 GMT

Title: Come Alive
Author: swn_2gthr_wrng
Pairing: none; gen fic-- well slight Sakura/Kakashi and even slighter Kakashi/Sasuke if you really want it to be there
Summary: Life never goes as planned. Why should Hatake Kakashi be exempt?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or The Foo Fighters' "Come Alive" (or The Foo Fighters themselves while we're on the subject)

Life never goes as planned. Why should Hatake Kakashi be exempt?

A Pervert's Periodical - Jiraiya x Naruto for alisteal

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:48:35 GMT

This story was written for alisteal . It's one of her favorite pairings and LOL she dared me to try it. I had a little trouble so cutsycat helped me, she's my co-author on this one. (Thanks sweety)
It was written for alisteal alone, to do with as she liked. She wanted me to post it, so others could read it. If you like it, thank alisteal and cutsycat Hope you enjoy.
(The title is alisteal's. I’m mean, I make people name the stories I write for them *grin*)

Oh and huge thanks to

fairyniamh for beta-ing a pairing she doesn't really like. (not the first time she's done that for me) Thanks Hon'

FanFiction
Oneshot - Complete
Title: A Pervert's Periodical
Author: Drivven & Cutsycat
Genre: (yaoi, romance)
Pairings: JaraiNaru
Warnings: Yoai, R lime, lemon, some bondage
Summary: Naruto dares Jaraiya to step out of his comfort zone and try writing Yoai. Jaraiya convinces Naruto to 'help' him 'research' the subject.
Comments: Yes please

Not worksafe!

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means we do not own it and have gained nothing but personal satisfaction for writing this. (Lots and LOTS of satisfaction.)

"Are you saying I CAN'T write it!"

"Sheesh, old man there's no way! Even if you could, we both know you wouldn't!"

They were yelling rather loudly and beginning to draw a crowd.

"I am the greatest writer that ever lived!" Jaraiya bellowed. "There is nothing I can't write, twerp!"

Naruto shot him a superior look. "You are so outta touch! What do you know about it? A big fat lot of nothin!"

Jaraiya looked like he was going to blow a gasket. His face was bright red and his eyes were squinted into dark little orbs. Before he could even sputter a response, Naruto turned and started to walk away from him as if he'd just won. "Heck, I'd even help you with it, but we both know you don't have the balls!"

Jaraiya was seething now. He'd show that straw headed brat! "You're on!"

Naruto turned his head a little as he slid out the door. "Yeah right, we'll see."

When she heard about the commotion that Naruto and Jiraiya caused, Tsunade summoned both of them to her office, so that she could get to the bottom of it. "All right, what is this I hear about you and Jiraiya attracting a crowd?"

"It's Jiraiya's fault. I just gave him a suggestion, but everyone knows he can't write that way though apparently Jiraiya himself is unwilling to admit that."

"That's not true. I can too write it."

"Stop, stop. What suggestion is this?"

"Well, I've been listening to Kakashi and Genma and some of the others when they've been discussing Jiraiya's books. Over all they like them, but they seem to feel that they are lacking in yaoi action. I just thought that I should let Jiraiya know this, but I know he can't write it. After all he only spends time watching women. He might have, when he was younger, experimented with some guys just to see what it's like, but by this point in the game, he's so out of touch with what guys like that he wouldn't be able to write believable stories."

"I can too, you little brat. Especially if you help me research like you said you would."

"Whatever you say old man. You see what I'm talking about, right, Tsunade? He won't admit anything."

"I see, gaki. It seems like the polls of Konoha have been closed for too long if this is what the two of you spend your free time doing. I think I'm going to have to reopen the polls, so that the people can choose for themselves whether Jiraiya can write it or not."

Jiraiya sweat-dropped. "Not you, too."

"Well, I have to look out for my country and one way to do that is to bring in more money for the governments use. Thank you for donating your time to this, Jiraiya."

"Grrr.... You'll regret this, woman. I will make sure you lose."

"Oh really, so you'll admit you can't write it then?" Tsunade asked way too innocently.

"No, of course not.

Then I won't lose. Cause I'm betting that you'll write it." The woman said with a grin.

"Then you'll help me? You'll make sure that the gaki doesn't take any long missions. He promised to help and I don't know how long or when I'll need his help, so he'll need to be available at a moment's notice."

"Grr... You pervert. How can you do this to me? Fine, whatever. I'll help you. I said I would and I never go back on my word, but you better teach me something good."

"Only if you're as helpful as you claim you will be."

"Oh, I'll be helpful alright. I can teach you anything you need to know on that subject. I've tried pretty much everything."

"Really? Well then why don't you meet me at your apartment. I still have some things to discuss with Tsunade, but I should be along shortly."

"Fine." Naruto sighed, but inside he was leaping for joy. Finally, he would get a chance to show that pervert what he's been missing by limiting himself to women.

After Naruto left, Jiraiya told Tsunade, "I'm going to make this quick because I can't wait to see what he's come up with, but I want to make sure that you realize that 40% of those profits are going to me."

"No way. You'll make profits off of you book. You don't get any profits from the betting."

"Yes, I do. Without me you won't have anything."

"Fine, 20%"

"That'll do. See you later, 'Nade." Jiraiya quickly left before Tsunade could beat him to a pulp for that comment.

Naruto wasn't sure how much time he would have before Jiraiya would arrive, so he was quickly running around his apartment and gathering up all the supplies that he could think of that he had that they might use. He grabbed his chains, his handcuffs, his whips, his fake claws, his back scratcher, his massage oils, his paddles, his butt plugs, his lube, his cock rings, his nipple clamps, his feathers, and his dildos. He carefully arranged them, so that they would be one of the first things Jiraiya saw when he entered the apartment. If there were any of his toys that he forgot he'd just have to pull them out when he remembered them. He carefully hooked up the chains and hand cuffs, so that they were attached to the bed and concealed a bit, so that they wouldn't be noticed straight away, but would be easy to attach to a person when he got them on the bed. The massage oils and cock rings and everything else were all arrayed within easy reach of the bed on night stands and TV trays and the like.

The room was as ready as he was going to get it in the short time he had, so now Naruto hid himself and waited for his fly to walk into his net. Not expecting anything like what Naruto had prepared Jiraiya stopped dead shortly inside the doorway. Taking his chance, Naruto tackled him and sent him sprawling on the floor. Before Jiraiya could get up, Naruto grabbed his hands and locked them above his head. Forcefully, attacking Jiraiya's mouth Naruto slowly brought him to a standing position and walked him backwards towards the bed. All without Jiraiya realizing what was going on as he was distracted by the kiss. Needing breath, Naruto released Jiraiya's mouth and moved onto his neck sucking deeply and leaving bite marks that would eventually form a nice hickey. Then Naruto let go of his neck and ghosted his breath along the spot that he had just been sucking. Jiraiya went limp in his arms and Naruto carried him the rest of the way to the bed where he proceeded to attach the handcuffs to Jiraiya's arms.

When Jiraiya realized what Naruto was doing it was already too late, Naruto had already handcuffed his arms and was now moving to do the same to his legs. Jiraiya wasn't sure what to expect. "Naruto? What are you doing?"

"Teaching you, like you wanted, so you better be prepared to learn. You don't want to have to repeat this lesson." Naruto looked at the selection of toys that were within easy reach and tried to decide what would be best to use since he didn't want Jiraiya to cum too quickly, but on the other hand he didn't want to overwhelm him either. He was old after all and Naruto didn't want to send him into cardiac arrest or something like that because he kept him too tightly strung. Though the old coot would probably like that since it would mean he would die in a truly perverted fashion.

Naruto didn't like where his thoughts were taking him, so he just grabbed up the closest thing which happened to be the feathers. Naruto's eyes twinkled. The feathers were his favorite torture instrument, oh wait, I mean his favorite toy. Jiraiya was a little bit afraid though he wouldn't admit it. He'd seen the twinkle in Naruto's eyes before and generally it spelled trouble for the blond's adversaries. He hated to even imagine what that would mean for him in this situation. He was already handcuffed such that he couldn't move, what was the blond going to do to him now?

Naruto moved so quickly that all Jiraiya saw was a blur and then Jiraiya convulsed into giggles. The damn feathers Naruto was using tickled. giggle. "Stop." giggle. "No." giggle. "Stop it." It wasn't working. Naruto wasn't paying any attention to his demands. Instead he was focusing on figuring out which spots were the most ticklish and which spots Jiraiya reacted to the most strongly. Jiraiya gasped and arched his back though it really didn't work that well since his legs and arms where handcuffed. Naruto had found a very sensitive spot apparently. The reaction was immediate, Jiraiya's laughter stopped and his member sprang to attention. Boing!

Naruto smiled in satisfaction. He teased the flesh there, in the little indentation just above the man's hip bone, lightly. He knew that there were times when light was best. Just when Jiraiya was beginning to arch into the feather, Naruto took it away. Jiraiya moaned at the loss. When he opened his eyes, Naruto had his back to him. He was trying to see what the blond was doing, but couldn't.

Now that Naruto had Jiraiya restrained and in the right state of mind, he could take his time. He sifted through one allotment of toys, trying to decide what he should use next. "Naruto?" The sound of Jaraiya's voice made the decision easy. He picked up the large rubber ball with leather straps and a large metal buckle. He straddled Jaraiya's chest. Jaraiya helpfully opened his big mouth to say something and Naruto shoved the ball inside the orifice. He wasn't at all gentle while he buckled the straps tightly around the back of Jaraiya's head. He then, leaned down and whispered softly in the man's ear. "Remember all the times you told me to 'shut up, brat'? He could feel Jaraiya's body stiffen in recognition. Naruto chuckled softly. "This is gonna be fun."

He was straddling the large man's barrel chest. He was a ninja and very flexible, still he knew the sight of his legs spread so wide to accommodate the sage's upper body would be impressive to any of the men he'd been with. He really hoped he'd read Jiraiya's odd glances correctly. He had maneuvered the man into this in hopes of breaking the barrier that stood between them.

He just hoped he'd assumed correctly, he hoped it was his age and not Jiraiya's sexual orientation that stood in the way. If the last was the case, then the old adage would be true; 'never assume anything, it makes an 'ass' out of 'u' & 'me'!' He leaned down slowly and kissed the sweating forehead. When he leaned back slowly, trying to tell the man with his eyes all the things he felt. He just couldn't say the words, he was so intimidated by the sage sometimes, by how Jiraiya made him feel.

He shook off the intense feelings. He was supposed to be teaching Jiraiya about 'the lifestyle'. He just hoped he'd get the chance to teach him things that wouldn't require the restraints. If he did this right and if he'd guessed right, well it should be possible. It was a lot of 'ifs', but he was used to winging it. He grinned and slid lower along the sage's body.

His face dropped below the man's chin and he lavished the strong jaw with tender kisses and little nips. Working his way up to the tender spot just behind the ear, he was rewarded with little mewling sounds that escaped around the rubber ball. Naruto sucked delicately at the sensitive flesh for a moment before grazing the spot with his teeth. Jiraiya jumped a bit and the blond smiled. "My aren't you lively." He murmured wetly into the shell of the ear, just before he assaulted it with little flicks of his tongue. Jiraiya shivered and groaned around the ball.

The younger man began to progress lower across the bare chest. His hands roamed around teasingly until his nimble fingers grazed the tight little nub of flesh and Jiraiya bucked against him. Naruto moaned in appreciation. He liked Jiraiya's enthusiasm. He was sure that's what it was. If the sage wanted loose, he could surely escape his bonds at anytime.

It looked like Naruto had guessed correctly. Jiraiya had just needed a little nudge to get him past his inhibitions. The little fox grinned evilly as he took the other nub of flesh between his teeth and rolled it around with his tongue. His 'captive' arched off of the bed and Naruto knew he'd found one sweet spot. He couldn't wait to find the others.

He sucked and nibbled and twisted the pert little nipple, abusing it in the most torturous delicious ways. His fingers mimicked this torture on the other little bit of flesh. Jiraiya rocked and moaned beneath him, his hands grasping at the air as he pulled against the restraints, completely unaware of his own reactions. Naruto shifted gears and began to lick and kiss along the man's side, caressing each rib gently. Jiraiya wasn't laughing now, he was squirming, trying to press his flesh harder against the gentle touches. Naruto chuckled. His 'pervy sage' wanted more, he'd get more, a lot more.

When he reached the hip, his mouth meandered towards his navel slowly. He was very aware of Jiraiya's very large erection. He was torn between wanting to take that monstrous thing inside himself and between parting those stout muscled legs and truly showing the man the difference between sex with Naruto and sex with women. Kami, how he wanted that thing inside him, stretching him......

He pushed those thoughts aside. He needed Jiraiya to see this differently than he saw relations with women. He needed the man to make a very large distinction. Hopefully, he would have his chance at bottoming another time. This time, he would top. He would top this gorgeous man and show him just how good Naruto could make him feel. He would give him the kind of orgasm no woman could without outside assistance. His tongue dipped into the sweet, sweat filled navel. This man tasted so much better than Naruto had imagined, and he'd imagined often. His tongue played in the little indentation, hearing the groans and feeling them vibrate through the flesh.

Kami, he was so hard, his cock throbbed with the pent up excitement that years of pining could bring. His hands began to play along the older man's legs, unconsciously urging them wider. Jiraiya responded almost urgently. He opened his legs wide, his own cock dripping with pre-cum, the slick head slid against Naruto's chest testingly. Naruto moaned against his skin as his mouth began to slide a little lower, teasingly slow. The moan was all the answer the bound man needed. He longed for contact, he needed friction. He began urgently sliding his slick cock against Naruto's firm, muscled chest.

The blond had planned on teasing more, but couldn't. He was distracted from his purpose by the feel of the huge, thick flesh sliding along his chest. He slid lower and quickly captured the throbbing flesh between his soft lips, grazing the length with his teeth as he slowly swallowed the largest erection he'd ever seen. He was determined to make this the absolute best experience in the very experienced man's life. He overcame the slight panic he'd felt at how much larger Jiraiya felt inside his throat as he forced himself to take every inch of the man, clear to the hilt.

He paused for a moment as his nose burrowed into the coarse white curls. His heart was racing. He thought it might burst. Jiraiya was staying very still, but the strain was evident in the stiff muscles of his legs. He wanted to thrust. He wanted to thrust in and out of Naruto's ready mouth and the thought nearly sent the blond over the edge. Kami, how he wanted this, wanted it everyday, every night, all the time, forever. He set to work, driving the man beneath him to the edge and holding him there for so long.

His hands stroked and caressed the muscled thighs, spreading them wider. His hands stroked, caressed, and kneaded the firm ass, grazing along the valley and ghosting over the treasure hidden there. The tight little pucker retreated from his touches at first, but then as the tight ring of muscle became used to the feel of his fingers sliding along it, the needy orifice began to flex wantonly. Jiraiya may not know it, but his body was ready for this, wanted it.

While Jiraiya was thoroughly distracted with the sensations, the need to release into the hot wet cavern, Naruto split his own attention. He bared and then slicked himself one handed with the lube he'd kept in his pocket. Then he gently stroked the sweet opening with the first greedy digit. When he could restrain himself no longer, he slid that digit into the hot, tight cavern. He timed it perfectly, swallowing around the large cock deep in his throat to distract the man from the intrusion. Jariaya gave a strangled cry around the rubber ball. Naruto was fairly certain it was more in pleasure than in pain.

He slowly worked his slender finger in and out of the squeezing pressure and then began searching for the sweetest spot a man could have. Jiraiya almost came when Naruto caressed that spot. Naruto had to stop him, by tightly squeezing the base of the man's erection with his other hand. He didn't want Jiraiya to cum yet. He wanted the man to release only after he was seated deep inside him. He wanted Jiraiya to know that it was Naruto's dick inside him that had finally driven him over the edge.

He stroked the spot one more time and used the ensuing sensations to help mask the intrusion of a second finger. He quickly began alternating between stretching and preparing 'his' sage and stroking that lovely little bundle of nerves that would have the man seeing stars. After just one such a celestial event, he added the third finger and was a little surprised when the older man began moving against his fingers. He released the man's cock from his mouth, but continued to maintain pressure around the base with his other hand, restraining the man's orgasm.

Naruto looked up at the sexiest thing he'd ever seen. Jiraiya's head was thrown back in wild abandon, he was gripping the chain of the cuffs and using them for leverage as he rocked against Naruto's hand. Kami, he wants this. Jiraiya whimpered behind the gag and Naruto knew that he needed more. He wants me, he needs me, deep inside him. Oh how I want that too. Naruto needed to be clear here. No matter how much he wanted this, or perhaps because of that, he needed to be sure of what Jiraiya wanted.

"Lover," he called softly, even as the man ground that tight sweet ass against his finger wantonly. "I want to push my hard dick inside you. I want to feel you stretch and tighten around me." Jiraiya moaned around the gag. "I need to know that you want that too." Naruto removed his fingers for emphasis and the look of pure rage Jiraiya gave him almost knocked him over. Kami, was I wrong?!?!

He swallowed hard and crawled up the man's body. He unbuckled the gag and removed the rubber ball. Jiraiya flinched at the soreness of his mouth and then rasped out, "Someone is getting fucked here my little fox. Either you or me, but if it's not me then I'm breaking these fucking cuffs and mounting you. You got me?!?"

Naruto was so shocked he giggled. "Geez you are a perv. 'Mount' me?!" He laughed until he saw Jiraiya building chakra in his hands. "NO, please. I want it this way."

He didn't like to sound pleading, but the truth was the truth, besides; it made Jiraiya's head fall back and he moaned softly. "Me too." Was the last thing he heard before the gasp of pain as he stretched Jiraiya's tight ring of muscle wide around his engorged flesh. The man was so tight, he was strangling Naruto's erection and it was the most amazing thing the blond had ever felt.

He tried to be patient and wait until Jiraiya's body adjusted to his girth, but it wasn't long before he was moving hesitantly deeper, then shallow, then deeper again. Jiraiya hissed at the way his body was still stretching and clenching, but would have killed the younger man if he'd even thought of stopping. He knew heaven was waiting for him, once his pain subsided. He was a ninja, he knew how to withstand large amounts of pain, and this smaller amount was quickly fading as his heart began to speed up, as Naruto's thrusts quickened inside him.

Then it happened, Naruto's seeking shaft found and soundly struck the bundle of nerves around the prostate and Jiraiya screamed in pleasure. The cuffs snapped as he arched wildly off of the bed and impaled himself further on his lovers erection. "OH! MY! SWEET KAMI! DON'T STOP!!!" Urged on by his lover's demand, 'his lover', it sounded nice, Naruto pulled back and plunged headlong into the man's body, taking it the way he'd dreamed of. It took precious little time for them the reach the pinnacle, both of them had been worked up for so long now. It happened just as he'd hoped, Jiraiya clenched around him, signalling his release and pulled Naruto down into the the sweet abyss with him. As they slipped over the edge they each cried the other's name, Naruto pulsing his essence into his lovers body as both their bodies were coated with Jiraiya's.

Naruto's eyes drooped lazily and he received a soft rap on the head. He looked up from his position on the sage's chest questioningly. "Don't tell me you're one of those insensitive bastards who falls asleep afterwards?!" Jiraiya chuckled evilly. "I don't think you want to do that to me. I might have to get even somehow." Naruto was completely awake now. He slowly removed himself from his partner, smiling sheepishly when Jiraiya whimpered. Heading for the bathroom, he started a nice warm bath and got them both a warm washcloth to clean up with.

When he went to hand Jiraiya the wash cloth, he realized the man's wrist were bleeding. The cuffs were off and Jiraiya was working on healing the thin slices at the base of his hands. Naruto gulped as guilt rolled over him. "I didn't mean to hurt you. I just needed you to let me show you....." He looked down and away, afraid that this was going to end badly. "I just needed a way to shut you up and keep you from pushing me away, from shrugging off all the signs I've been giving you." He heard the washcloth shred in his hands and didn't care. Tears spilled from his blue eyes. "I love you. I want you. I need you with me. You are the only one. The only one I want."

Hands that shouldn't have been capable of being so soft took hold of either side of his face. He was forced to look up into the eyes of the man he trusted and loved most in the world. "I'm sorry little fox. I'm sorry I hurt you. I thought I was helping you. I thought you were better off with someone else, someone.....younger. If I had known it was hurting you.....I'm sorry, please forgive me." He was kissed tenderly, taken into strong arms lovingly. He was in heaven. Strong arms lifted him and carried him to the bathroom. It was a tight fit, but somehow cozy, they cuddled in the warm water, kissing and hugging and spilling their hearts.

When they were dry, dressed, and munching in the kitchen; Jiraiya asked a rather impertinent question. "So, when do I get my next lesson? I do have a book to write, you know?" He grinned like the uber perv he was and Naruto threw an apple at him. This led to tussling, which led to kissing, which led to lesson number two.

The book hit the shelves a year later and boy did it do well. The top grossing book of Jiraiya's literary career. Tsunade was very pleased. The money she'd made off Jiraiya and Naruto's adventures had almost paid off her more recent gambling debts. It looked like Lady Luck had finally smiled on her when she made that bet.

You'd think the man of the hour would have been at the party celebrating the book's release and high sales. You would think he would have brought that sexy blond boyfriend of his, but NO! Both men were conspicuously absent from the party. Kakashi smiled and rubbed his hands together eagerly. Hopefully the two were working on another yaoi edition right now.

Too bad for Kakashi, Naruto had not been pleased about some of the references in the book. Jiraiya hadn't let him read it until it was in print. The poor sage actually missed the party because of an injury he'd received while trying to win his way back into Naruto's good graces. Needless to say, he was not going to show up with a broken leg and no Naruto on his arm. Instead, he was working on a thorough apology for describing one character a little too well and hoping that he wouldn't be spending the night on the couch again. The brat was lucky Jiraiya loved him, he really was. Lucky for both of them, Jiraiya was actually more stubborn than Naruto. In the end he'd have his sweet little blond back in his arms. He just wouldn't write about it nor talk about it to anyone.

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[FIC] Genius of Masks, chapter 13: Red-Green-Black

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:33:32 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks, chapter 13: Red-Green-Black
Author: oceanica/Picklesticks @ FF.N
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka
Genre: Angst, Romance
Summary: The years between a taijutsuist's thirtieth and fortieth birthdays are known as the "deadly decade." This is because most of them die in that time period.
Chapter Summary: The Swarm strikes.
A/N: I've had this chapter in mind since October. :3

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Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:54:02 GMT

Thought I'd share this with everyone.

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[FIC] Genius of Masks, chapter 12: The Hayao Mission

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:40:41 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks, chapter 12: The Hayao Mission
Author: oceanica/Picklesticks @ FF.N
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka
Genre: Angst, Romance
Summary: The years between a taijutsuist's thirtieth and fortieth birthdays are known as the "deadly decade." This is because most of them die in that time period.
Chapter Summary: Twice a year, Team Gai escorts a wealthy businessman to the capital; he needs protection from bandit attacks. But what's happening on this mission?
A/N: I cannot wait to post chapter 13. SO looking forward to it!

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[FIC] Genius of Masks, chapter 11: Reunion/The Talk

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:36:18 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks, chapter 11: Reunion/The Talk
Author: oceanica/Picklesticks @ FF.N
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka
Genre: Angst, Romance
Summary: The years between a taijutsuist's thirtieth and fortieth birthdays are known as the "deadly decade." This is because most of them die in that time period.
Chapter Summary: Lee waits for Gai to return home, and then they settle matters.
A/N: The story is not over yet :3

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Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:33:07 GMT

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[FIC] Genius of Masks, Chapter 10: Priorities

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:07:23 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks, chapter 10: Priorities
Author: oceanica/Picklesticks @ FF.N
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka
Genre: Angst, Romance
Summary: The years between a taijutsuist's thirtieth and fortieth birthdays are known as the "deadly decade." This is because most of them die in that time period.
Chapter Summary: No matter how much turmoil is going on in Gai's private life, he is still a shinobi of Konoha, and missions are a fact of life.
A/N: Basically, setup for stuff that's going to happen later. I can has plot?

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FIC: "Smoking Afterwards"

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:34:49 GMT

Title: Smoking Afterwards
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Nara Shikamaru/Sarutobi Asuma
Rating: PG-15 for dark themes and character death
Word Count: 181
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from
Summary: Shikamaru starts smoking.
Notes/Warnings: SPOILERS: Manga 328. Un-betaed; CHARACTER DEATH; crossposted to narutoyaoi, Naruto_fanworks, naruto100, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, Naruto_teachme.

Smoking Afterwards

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Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:46:35 GMT

Title: Coruscate, To Sparkle
Author: kanoi_trace (me!)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: SasuNaru, Fem!KyuubiNaruko, GaiLee, NejiHina, OroJira, TsunShiz, ZabuHaku, TemaTen, AsumaKurenai, KakaIru, InoSaku, ItaKisa, SasoDei, DeiTobi, TayuyaKin, ShukakuGaara, KakaSaku, ZetsuTobi
Summary: Naruto desperately wants to catch the attention of the school’s resident loner Sasuke, much to the amusement of his twin sister Naruko. Het, BL, and GL. Rating may change. Many pairings.

( Coruscate, To Sparkle )

"Underneath the Underneath" Chapter Four: "Grey Diamond" Kakanaru

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:24:30 GMT

Title: Underneath the Underneath
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: eventual Kakanaru; some SasuNaru, some KakaTenzou
Part and Rating: 4/?; PG
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from. Also, song is “Renegades of Funk” by Rage Against the Machine.
Summary: Starting from a young age, Naruto carries secrets: some that are too much to handle just on his own.
Notes: I did make the Whirlpool Village have the Kansai dialect; but it won’t play much of a part, but I thought I would mention that it is a true dialect. Un-betaed; crossposted at kakanaru, narutoyaoi, naruto_fanworks, kakashi_yaoi, kakashi_recs, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, naruto_teachme, naruto_songfics.

Prologue: Nobody Knows the Real Me
Chapter One: Living a Lie
Chapter Two: As I Whisper
Chapter Three: Stepping Over Pavement Cracks

Chapter Four: Grey Diamond

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"Underneath the Underneath" Chapter Three "Stepping Over Pavement Cracks" Kakanaru

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:21:21 GMT

Title: Underneath the Underneath
Author: fotoshop_cutout // Shiro
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: eventual Kakanaru; some SasuNaru, some KakaTenzou
Part and Rating: 3/?; PG-15
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from. Also, song is “DOA” by Foo Fighters.
Summary: Starting from a young age, Naruto carries secrets: some that are too much to handle just on his own.
Notes: I did make the Whirlpool Village have the Kansai dialect; but it won’t play much of a part, but I thought I would mention that it is a true dialect. Un-betaed; crossposted at kakanaru, narutoyaoi, naruto_fanworks, kakashi_yaoi, kakashi_recs, love_n_kiss, uber_yaoi, naruto_teachme, naruto_songfics.

Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two

Chapter Three: Stepping Over Pavement Cracks

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[FIC] Genius of Masks, chapter 9: Under the Mask

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:13:26 GMT

Title: Genius of Masks, chapter 9: Under the Mask
Author: oceanica/Picklesticks @ FF.N
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: Gai/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka
Genre: Angst, Romance
Summary: The years between a taijutsuist's thirtieth and fortieth birthdays are known as the "deadly decade." This is because most of them die in that time period.
Chapter Summary: Kakashi and Gai discuss what happens, and Kakashi enlightens Gai as to precisely how stupid he's been.
A/N: This chapter took a couple tries to come out right.

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