Violet Anchovy ([info]violet_anchovy) wrote in [info]mylar_fic,
@ 2007-12-03 23:32:00
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"Powerless," uncensored
Here, I put back some of the stuff they seem to have cut out of the "Powerless" script.


Mohinder: What is it you want?
Sylar: You, on your knees and begging for it. But first, Breakfast.

Mohinder: You do know this man's a killer?
Maya: Yes. He told me.
Mohinder: He did? He didn't also tell you that we...
Maya: Yes. And I am ashamed to admit that it gave me impure thoughts and tempted me to commit acts of self-abuse.

Mohinder: All right. I'll help you. But not here. I want a nice hotel room. Some candles. Soft music.
Sylar: Lead the way. Doctor.

Sylar: There's a bed over there. ::to Molly and Maya:: Stay put, stay calm, and remember--::waves gun::
::Sylar drags Mohinder off towards the bed.::
Molly: Mohinder!
Mohinder: It'll be okay, Molly, I promise!

Sylar: I killed that artist, Isaac Mendez, right on this very spot. God, I want to pin you to the ground and straddle you, too.

Mohinder: You have the same strain of the virus Niki has. The company injected you as well.
Sylar: Injected me? Someone did this to me? I feel so violated. Hold me.

Sylar: You and I have trust issues, Doctor. I think we should go in for couples counseling.

Sylar: Ouch! Geez, Mohinder, be gentle, it's been a while.

Elle: My dad's gonna kill me!
Mohinder: I doubt that very much--if you hadn't arrived, Sylar would have slaughtered Maya and Molly, then torn my clothes off and ravished me mercilessly.


x-posted to my LJ.


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[info]belle_favrielle
2007-12-04 09:55 am UTC (link)
YES. Oh god, this is wonderful. It's definitely not good for me to be laughing this hard this late (early?) at night. But yes, this is totally what was happening, just...underneath the underneath.

I swear, before Sylar said "breakfast" that was the LONGEST pause. That wasn't even subtext, it was text. The ideas of Mohinder demanding a hotel room, and promising Molly he'll be alright as he's dragged away for sexing made me laugh the hardest. I just keep picturing him, "I'll be okay Mollyyyyyy....*fades away*"

I think the "Ouch! Geez, Mohinder, be gentle, it's been a while." might be my favorite though, since that was one of the cutest parts of the episode. It seemed less like hatred and more like teasing to me.

Awesome job!

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[info]sylarismyhero2
2007-12-05 12:52 am UTC (link)
Not teasing. FOREPLAY.

Anyway, this was an awesome way at looking at the (not so subtle) subtext of the episode. The best has to be Maya and her desires for self-abuse. I probably would have said the same thing.

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[info]teecub
2007-12-04 12:10 pm UTC (link)
Mm, I wonder why they took those lines out? They seem so perfect! o.O

Hehe. Yeah. Man, though, wouldn't it be awesome if something like that happened? Then again, what DID happen was a lot more than anyone could ever hope for, so... *Purrrrs*

Thank you very much for sharing! And the couple's counseling, hmmm. That could make an awesome fic... XD

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[info]lilangelheather
2007-12-04 01:11 pm UTC (link)
I have to say, I was thinking the exact same thing during the issues line. XD Brilliant, last one ftw. <3

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[info]enfermeira_chan
2007-12-04 01:36 pm UTC (link)
My 1st post here :D squeee

Two words: CANON PENETRATION.
:D

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[info]nowhack
2007-12-04 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Welcome! It's always great to see new Mylar shippers on here ^^

CANON PENETRATION FTW!!!

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[info]starrdust411
2007-12-04 01:48 pm UTC (link)
ROFL! This seriously made my day! If only these lines had been in the show XD

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[info]flwrpwr_vampyre
2007-12-04 02:53 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* The line about being violated, I totally thought that when they did that scene. 'Cause he looks like he's thinking that.
This was so funny!

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[info]top_hatted_girl
2007-12-04 03:35 pm UTC (link)
It's a real shame, the things that get lost in editing...

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[info]nowhack
2007-12-04 03:38 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU *glomps*

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[info]yaoi_anti_drug
2007-12-04 05:31 pm UTC (link)
LOL! You just made me laugh so hard...so perfect...

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[info]damedbx
2007-12-04 06:03 pm UTC (link)
OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
ROLF!!
I wish this really did happen! I know. I was feeling it all night long! this subtly that is there, and the inner demons who want each other! ROLF!

great job!

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[info]ladydeadlock
2007-12-04 09:08 pm UTC (link)
LMAO yeah... Damn drafting and editing... That would've worked out so much better for me! You're awesome.

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[info]5chaogasm5
2007-12-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
"I feel so violated. Hold me." I am so glad no one is home, I laughed SO hard to that. And "Sylar would have slaughtered Maya and Molly, and then torn my clothes off and ravished me mercilessly." When that line played, I actually said something along those lines out loud.

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[info]ryou49
2007-12-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
OMG, this made me feel so better. I was having such a shitty day...

PS: Did anyone else notice that when Sylar says "I killed that artist, Isaac Mendez, right on this very spot." He looks at Mohinder with a 'U iz impressed?, y/y?'look on his face?

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[info]levitatethis
2007-12-04 11:06 pm UTC (link)
LOL so funny!

This particularly cracked me up:

"Mohinder: I doubt that very much--if you hadn't arrived, Sylar would have slaughtered Maya and Molly, then torn my clothes off and ravished me mercilessly."

because when he said the line in the episode about how Sylar would have surely slaughtered them all I immediately thought that actually he might kill the others but he'd never kill Mohinder.

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[info]kiyda
2007-12-05 12:38 am UTC (link)
Oh those blasphmous editors! They don't know what true character development is! XD

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[info]aunt_zelda
2007-12-05 12:58 am UTC (link)
*cannot ... stop ... laughing ...*
Seriously, I can't breath over here!

Mohinder: What is it you want?
Sylar: You, on your knees and begging for it. But first, Breakfast.
YES! (In my recap at my journal I wrote 'SLASH! Duh ...')

Mohinder: He did? He didn't also tell you that we...
Maya: Yes. And I am ashamed to admit that it gave me impure thoughts and tempted me to commit acts of self-abuse.
Join the club Maya ...

Sylar: I killed that artist, Isaac Mendez, right on this very spot. God, I want to pin you to the ground and straddle you, too.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sylar: Injected me? Someone did this to me? I feel so violated. Hold me.
I just DIED.

Mohinder: I doubt that very much--if you hadn't arrived, Sylar would have slaughtered Maya and Molly, then torn my clothes off and ravished me mercilessly.
That's what I thought last night ...

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[info]stardust_rain
2007-12-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
Oh, that is brilliant.

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[info]errorxxoperator
2007-12-05 01:53 am UTC (link)
Mohinder: You have the same strain of the virus Niki has. The company injected you as well.
Sylar: Injected me? Someone did this to me? I feel so violated. Hold me.



that is amazing.

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[info]catoasapun
2007-12-05 04:28 am UTC (link)
heee
Oh my god, I so know that was in the spec script. Blame its missing status on bad editing.


PS
You're brilliant.

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[info]coldryuuza
2007-12-05 08:31 am UTC (link)
i still think the best line was: "you and i have trust issues, doctor"
LULZ.\
that, my friends, is made of win.
but yeah maybe if i close my eyes hard enough and pretend, this really did happen...

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