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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:15:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Been Awhile</title>
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  <description>Hey, just wanted to drop in and say hello... was wondering if the forums are still around, it&apos;s been awhile since I&apos;ve been active on LJ or MD..&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3 Me</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:45:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mydeceptions.com/forums&quot;&gt;mydeceptions&lt;/a&gt; is back up.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; if you have it bookmarked please note the slight address change.&amp;nbsp; ;)</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:53:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>temporary forums: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://z14.invisionfree.com/my_deceptions/index.php&quot;&gt;http://z14.invisionfree.com/my_deceptions/index.php&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go register.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s really just bare bones right now.&amp;nbsp; but didn&apos;t want to put too much into it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we&apos;re switching host companies because I hate globat and as such, it could be a few days before we are up and running again.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:33:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I was told the domain name would be automatically updated, apparently not so much.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m working on it now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:32:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>MD!!!!  Where is it?  Oh no!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2005 23:22:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>everything is back up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no short of a fucking miracle.  lol.  hoooray.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just wanted to let those of you who didn&apos;t know already know.  ;)</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:25:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m trying to figure out what is going on with MD.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve been arguing with globat because they are trying to charge me twice and from what I can tell they cut me off.  I paid for the year a few weeks ago as a few of you may remember from my MD post. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;arghlkdjfalkdsjflkasd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;m so ill.  and waiting around slowly on dial up is driving me insane.  they just better hope they haven&apos;t screwed things up.  akldjflkadsjflkajsd.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 19:10:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I need to start some sort of exercise regimine without going overboard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think instead of making a subgroup I&apos;m going to post my exercise here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to do a bit of cardio, but will most likely just walk at a track close to home or at the beach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I want to tone my arms and butt, and of course, my stomach/abs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any suggestions, good websites?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t do too many lunges, and I know those are the best for the butt because I played softball for so long and was the pitcher doing lunges all the time, and dislocated my knee that time...  essentially... long story(ies) short I have hardly any cartiledge in my knees and they are very sensitive.  Lunges hurt them BIG time.  I really don&apos;t like running either, walking is fine and the elliptical is fine, but no lunges.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 09:56:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>new layout</title>
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  <description>just want to thank &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser&apos; lj:user=&apos;afadingvoice&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://afadingvoice.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://afadingvoice.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;afadingvoice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for the header....</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 07:16:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so instead of posting in my journal again I thought I&apos;d post here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how is everyone?</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 17:50:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>hmm anyone having problems with md?</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 22:54:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>hmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;*runs up and down*&lt;br /&gt;im worried, MD seems to be down!!! (or is it just me) ill be here sitting biting my nails down to the cuticles!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 05:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>zone diet</title>
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  <description>experiences with the zone diet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;strengths, weaknesses, etc...  any info is appreciated.  :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 17:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Diet Trials</title>
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  <description>for the uk peeps.&lt;br /&gt;anyone watching the diet trials on UKStyle??&lt;br /&gt;i think Gillian has a bit of an e.d. or am i imagining it?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:57:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Jenefer Shute - Life Size &lt;br /&gt;i want to read this book, has anyone read it? i was hoping to buy it, but i dont want to pay £17 excluding shipping for it :/</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2005 20:31:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>channel 5 - obessions ruined my life - uk viewers.&lt;br /&gt;i dont feel that my ocd is ruining my life... is it ruining yours?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:42:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>*sssssss*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and this concludes your daily boardcast!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*sssssss*</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2004 19:04:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>they said they are having some problems with my domain and the admins are working to fix it and things should be up and going later today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*grumble grumble grumble*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allocated Disk Space:	2000.00M&lt;br /&gt;Used Disk Space:	33.60M&lt;br /&gt;Percentage:	1%&lt;br /&gt;Total Files:	4726&lt;br /&gt;Last Scanned:	2004-12-13 18:00:01&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Allocated Bandwidth:	60.00G&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used This Month:	356.66M&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used Today:	8.22M&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used:	0%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yea.  that big 0% for the day put us over the edge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;exactly how many days this month has it NOT worked.   AAAAARGH.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2004 02:22:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>mother fucker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t know what is wrong with MD.   Its pulling LB shit saying I have used all my allocated monthly badwidth.  but that is bullshit since I haven&apos;t  even come close (not even 1% bandwidth used in its LIFETIME) and now it shows I&apos;ve used 4 gig today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wtf?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are computers everywhere plotting against me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;seriously, something is wrong. ARGH!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:24:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m going to kill someone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Network outage on ANTIGUA - CEYLON - GALAPAGOS - MALTA - MIKONOS - MINDANAO - RHODES - TONGA due to hardware failure. Systems should be up shortly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why do they wanna fuck with the J-meister?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am cool with a sponge bob watch and everything.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2004 19:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>slowness</title>
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  <description>Is it me or is MD still relatively slow?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its driving me nuts.  Its not just my computer because other things load fine... LB, TF... LJ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*argh*</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2004 13:13:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What&apos;s the dilly-O????</title>
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  <description>Is it just me?  Or is the site down &lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*le whine*</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2004 22:32:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>site is up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it sucks.  as in super de duper slow.  boo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;boo is my favorite word today though.  ;)</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:15:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>site down</title>
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  <description>11/30/2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Network outage on CRETE - SICILY - MAJORCA - SARDINIA due to hardware failure. Systems should be up shortly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;******&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that is what I got from the server when I checked it, just so you all know the site is down.  boo.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 12:41:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>day 3 of atkins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;down 5 lbs total after 2 days of induction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yes, 4 was lost in one day= water weight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but still.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and yes, I confess.  I was up to 128.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but wanna know the bestest part?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been eating like a mother fucker.  Just no carbs.  joy.</description>
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