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  <title>clever_cover_stories</title>
  <subtitle>my deception</subtitle>
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    <name>My Deception</name>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:12276</id>
    <author>
      <name>laks_for06</name>
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    <title>    Componga y el pelo inclina  </title>
    <published>2008-08-22T21:09:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-22T21:09:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   El maquillaje se significa para realzar, no abrumar sus características. La mayoría de las mujeres amarillo-han basado la piel. Para conseguir eso mirada a perfectamente natural, sin defectos que necesitan usar fundaciones con una base amarilla. La mayoría de las fundaciones en el mercado sin embargo tienen tonos rosados o anaranjados. Las mujeres que usan estas fundaciones terminan a menudo para arriba parecer artificiales, cenicientas y dos-entonadas. Hay eyeliners del lápiz, eyeliner líquido, y eyeliners de la torta. Los trazadores de líneas del lápiz se pueden utilizar sobre latigazos superiores y bajo latigazos más bajos. Los trazadores de líneas líquidos se deben utilizar solamente en la tapa superior. Los trazadores de líneas del lápiz se pueden utilizar sobre latigazos superiores y bajo latigazos más bajos. Los trazadores de líneas líquidos se deben utilizar solamente en la tapa superior. Usando un eyeliner negro líquido en una línea gruesa, aplicada a la tapa superior, da la mirada de un párpado.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Los cepillos erizados naturales son el polvo mejor como son suaves al tacto y aplican el polvo se ruborizan, de cara, sombreador de ojos o lápiz labial lo más con eficacia posible. Hay los lápices labiales mates que son más secos y así más más duradero. Hay los lápices labiales escarpados que son húmedos y dan a sus labios una mancha. Hay también los lipglosses que son flúidos y tienen la mayoría de la humedad. Cortinas de la subsistencia dos de la fundación en la mano. Uno será conveniente para el invierno, y el otro para la piel del verano. Los eyeliners de la torta se utilizan con agua y pueden ser superiores e inferiores usados. Después de aplicar la crema del ojo, aplique un concealer con un cepillo sintético del maquillaje apenas debajo de los ojos y a lo largo del hueso interno del ojo. Utilice un lipbrush para completar el esquema del lápiz labial, asegurándole alcance en cada grieta minúscula en la superficie.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Intente evitar el lavado del diario. Las glándulas sebáceas overstimulated, secretando más grasa sobre el pelo. El pelo fino se puede disfrazar fácilmente por un corte realmente bueno. Los parecer del pelo temen el mismo día y alcanzan madurez más rápidamente que otros métodos. Usted puede controlar el tamaño y la forma del teme, dondequiera de grueso y de liso para enrarecer y atractivo. Cambie los champúes de vez en cuando, especialmente al usar champúes de los ricos de la humedad. Intente cambiar a champúes balanceados pH más suaves. El pelo rizado que está sobre trabajado y sobre labrado frizz, y carece vida. También, los enrollamientos pueden salir de control fácilmente. Utilice siempre un difusor cuando el hacer el brushing que ayude a controlar el frizz pero no quitará todo el cuerpo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sobre el autor: Juliet Cohen escribe los artículos en extremidades del cuidado de piel. Ella también escribe los artículos en extremidades de la belleza y extremidades del maquillaje. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://fitness-articles-4u.blogspot.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lool here!       Do You Use Estee Lauder Cosmetics &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://doctor-4u.info/isnt-there-any-simpler-way-to-prevent-heart-attacks/" target="_blank"&gt;isnt there any simpler way to prevent heart attacks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:11950</id>
    <author>
      <email>shannon3681@gmail.com</email>
      <name>Shannon</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sereneangel"/>
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    <title>Been Awhile</title>
    <published>2006-10-19T00:15:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-19T00:15:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hey, just wanted to drop in and say hello... was wondering if the forums are still around, it's been awhile since I've been active on LJ or MD..&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3 Me</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:11757</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2006-07-25T01:44:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-25T06:45:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-25T06:45:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.mydeceptions.com/forums"&gt;mydeceptions&lt;/a&gt; is back up.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; if you have it bookmarked please note the slight address change.&amp;nbsp; ;)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:11502</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2006-07-07T01:52:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-07T06:53:32Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-07T06:53:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">temporary forums: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://z14.invisionfree.com/my_deceptions/index.php"&gt;http://z14.invisionfree.com/my_deceptions/index.php&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go register.&amp;nbsp; It's really just bare bones right now.&amp;nbsp; but didn't want to put too much into it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we're switching host companies because I hate globat and as such, it could be a few days before we are up and running again.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:11020</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2006-07-06T14:33:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-06T19:33:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-06T19:33:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I was told the domain name would be automatically updated, apparently not so much.&amp;nbsp; I'm working on it now.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:10896</id>
    <author>
      <name>redparanoia</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="redparanoia"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2006-04-29T17:32:00</title>
    <published>2006-04-29T21:32:42Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-29T21:32:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">MD!!!!  Where is it?  Oh no!</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:9996</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-07-07T18:22:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-07T23:22:32Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-07T23:22:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">everything is back up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no short of a fucking miracle.  lol.  hoooray.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just wanted to let those of you who didn't know already know.  ;)</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:9789</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-07-06T16:18:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-06T21:25:09Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-06T21:25:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm trying to figure out what is going on with MD.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i've been arguing with globat because they are trying to charge me twice and from what I can tell they cut me off.  I paid for the year a few weeks ago as a few of you may remember from my MD post. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;arghlkdjfalkdsjflkasd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm so ill.  and waiting around slowly on dial up is driving me insane.  they just better hope they haven't screwed things up.  akldjflkadsjflkajsd.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:9251</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-05-18T14:06:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-18T19:10:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-18T19:10:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I need to start some sort of exercise regimine without going overboard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think instead of making a subgroup I'm going to post my exercise here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to do a bit of cardio, but will most likely just walk at a track close to home or at the beach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I want to tone my arms and butt, and of course, my stomach/abs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any suggestions, good websites?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't do too many lunges, and I know those are the best for the butt because I played softball for so long and was the pitcher doing lunges all the time, and dislocated my knee that time...  essentially... long story(ies) short I have hardly any cartiledge in my knees and they are very sensitive.  Lunges hurt them BIG time.  I really don't like running either, walking is fine and the elliptical is fine, but no lunges.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:9082</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>new layout</title>
    <published>2005-03-17T09:56:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-17T09:56:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">just want to thank &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='afadingvoice' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://afadingvoice.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://afadingvoice.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;afadingvoice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for the header....</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:8863</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-03-17T01:15:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-17T07:16:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-17T07:16:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so instead of posting in my journal again I thought I'd post here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how is everyone?</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:8582</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-02-18T17:45:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-18T17:50:09Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-18T17:50:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">hmm anyone having problems with md?</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:8019</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-01-21T22:51:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-21T22:54:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-21T22:54:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">hmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;*runs up and down*&lt;br /&gt;im worried, MD seems to be down!!! (or is it just me) ill be here sitting biting my nails down to the cuticles!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:7911</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>zone diet</title>
    <published>2005-01-17T05:13:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-17T05:13:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">experiences with the zone diet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;strengths, weaknesses, etc...  any info is appreciated.  :)</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:7651</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>Diet Trials</title>
    <published>2005-01-11T17:36:27Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-11T17:36:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">for the uk peeps.&lt;br /&gt;anyone watching the diet trials on UKStyle??&lt;br /&gt;i think Gillian has a bit of an e.d. or am i imagining it?</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:7423</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-01-03T00:54:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-03T00:57:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-03T00:57:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Jenefer Shute - Life Size &lt;br /&gt;i want to read this book, has anyone read it? i was hoping to buy it, but i dont want to pay £17 excluding shipping for it :/</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:6974</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-01-02T20:29:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-02T20:31:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-02T20:31:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">channel 5 - obessions ruined my life - uk viewers.&lt;br /&gt;i dont feel that my ocd is ruining my life... is it ruining yours?</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:6776</id>
    <author>
      <name>emilss</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="emilss"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2005-01-01T22:41:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-01T22:42:05Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-01T22:42:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">*sssssss*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and this concludes your daily boardcast!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*sssssss*</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:6585</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2004-12-14T13:03:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-14T19:04:05Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-14T19:04:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">they said they are having some problems with my domain and the admins are working to fix it and things should be up and going later today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*grumble grumble grumble*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allocated Disk Space:	2000.00M&lt;br /&gt;Used Disk Space:	33.60M&lt;br /&gt;Percentage:	1%&lt;br /&gt;Total Files:	4726&lt;br /&gt;Last Scanned:	2004-12-13 18:00:01&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Allocated Bandwidth:	60.00G&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used This Month:	356.66M&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used Today:	8.22M&lt;br /&gt;Bandwidth Used:	0%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yea.  that big 0% for the day put us over the edge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;exactly how many days this month has it NOT worked.   AAAAARGH.</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:6134</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2004-12-13T20:11:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-14T02:22:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-14T02:22:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">mother fucker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know what is wrong with MD.   Its pulling LB shit saying I have used all my allocated monthly badwidth.  but that is bullshit since I haven't  even come close (not even 1% bandwidth used in its LIFETIME) and now it shows I've used 4 gig today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wtf?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are computers everywhere plotting against me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;seriously, something is wrong. ARGH!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:5400</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2004-12-03T15:23:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-03T21:24:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-03T21:24:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm going to kill someone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Network outage on ANTIGUA - CEYLON - GALAPAGOS - MALTA - MIKONOS - MINDANAO - RHODES - TONGA due to hardware failure. Systems should be up shortly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why do they wanna fuck with the J-meister?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am cool with a sponge bob watch and everything.</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:5128</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://community.livejournal.com/my_deceptions/5128.html"/>
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    <title>slowness</title>
    <published>2004-12-03T19:00:13Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-03T19:00:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Is it me or is MD still relatively slow?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its driving me nuts.  Its not just my computer because other things load fine... LB, TF... LJ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*argh*</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:5076</id>
    <author>
      <email>violettfem@yahoo.com</email>
      <name>La Femme Violet</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="violettfem"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://community.livejournal.com/my_deceptions/5076.html"/>
    <link rel="self" type="text/xml" href="http://community.livejournal.com/my_deceptions/data/atom/?itemid=5076"/>
    <title>What's the dilly-O????</title>
    <published>2004-12-02T13:13:23Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-02T13:13:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Is it just me?  Or is the site down &lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*le whine*</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:4754</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://community.livejournal.com/my_deceptions/4754.html"/>
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    <title>my_deceptions @ 2004-12-01T16:31:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-01T22:32:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-01T22:32:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">site is up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it sucks.  as in super de duper slow.  boo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;boo is my favorite word today though.  ;)</content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:my_deceptions:4482</id>
    <author>
      <name>Juli</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="jmomonique"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://community.livejournal.com/my_deceptions/4482.html"/>
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    <title>site down</title>
    <published>2004-12-01T16:15:09Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-01T16:15:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">11/30/2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Network outage on CRETE - SICILY - MAJORCA - SARDINIA due to hardware failure. Systems should be up shortly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;******&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that is what I got from the server when I checked it, just so you all know the site is down.  boo.</content>
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