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Created on 2002-09-11 17:39:06 (#702067), last updated 2009-06-25
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Basic Info| Name: | "My Cat Is Satan" |
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| Membership: | Open |
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AboutIs he or she evil beyond the imagination?
Are there things your cat does that are worse than scenes from Clive Barker movies?
Is it a clever, sneaky cat that rules the roost?
Does your cat inspire you to yell out curse words as though you have Tourette's?
Do you pay the rent, but it's your evil demon that runs the household?
If you've answered "YES!" to any of the above questions, then you have found your SANCTUARY! A place where your evil furbag cannot repress you! Feel free to scream from the rooftops here about those scratched up curtains, those shredded sofas, those pee'd on Oriental rugs! It's okay!
Just introduce yourselves and be proud when you declare "My Cat Is Satan!"
No one will harm you. You're safe here. Tell your secrets. Spill your woes and grief. Post photos of the furry offender so other domestic creatures and unsuspecting neighbors know what to watch for should the feline demon speed past your feet and out your door, knocking you down the stairs on the way to your work day.
We know you've tried everything. We know how hard you work just to bring home the proper type of Science Diet and IAMS to that demanding, ungrateful hellcat. Only to come home to kitty litter scattered throughout your home, toilet paper hanging from the beams, and your prized vase in shards upon the floor.
It's okay. We all know what you're feeling about your feline. No sad tears. Just listening ears.
This community was inspired by the one and only bastard of all bastards, the demon seed, the evil spawn of Satan, otherwise known as: S U S H I.
Certain death awaits once you've feasted your eyes upon his sleek, sinister coat, those menacing streaks in his marmalade coloring, the evil glint in his glowing amber eyes of doom! Hypnotic, yes. But be warned! He KNOWS you're out there! And he's watching you!
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averting eyes, avoiding squirt bottles, balls of yarn, barfing, bathtubs, batting, beastly behavior, begging at the table, bells, birds, bolting, brand new stockings, burrowing, cabinets, can opener sounds, canaries, canned food, carpet, carpeting, cat barf, cat chow, cat parties, cat pee, cat poop, cat trees, catnaps, catnip, cats, catwoman, chasing, chasing bugs, christmas trees, clawing, claws, climbing, closets, countertops, curiosity, curse words, cursing, dangly things, demonic, doggy torture, domestic, dry food, eating, elitist, escaping, evil, evil pets, feather toys, felines, fish, fluff, fur, goldfish, hairballs, howling, hunting, hurling, iams, jumping, kitchen counters, kittens, kitty litter, kitty porn, leaping, leg hugging, licking, litter boxes, lounging about, marking my territory, meow mix, meowing, messing up rugs, mewing, mice, milk, nipping, ocean fish-flavored anything, paper bags, paper balls, paws, pet hair, petsmart, playing, playing jokes on dogs, pounce snacks, pouncing, prey, prowling, purina, purring, q-tips, ribbons, rubber jelly bracelets, rubberbands, salmon, satanic, science diet, scoopable litter, scratching, scratching posts, scumming for crumbs, seafood, sharpening, shit paws, shoelaces, shoes, shredding, shrimp, sinister plans, sisal, sleeping, sleeping on my back, snagging stockings, sneaking, sniffing, springy things, squirming, stalking, stand offs, staring contests, stretching, stupid human tricks, sunbathing, superiority, swiping, swooping, tampons, tinsel, tipping over trashcans, toilet paper, toilets, treats, trees, tunafish, water faucets, whiskers, window screens, window sills, wrapping paper, xmas ornaments, xmas trees, yawning
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