| A HOLIDAY GREETING, PLUCKED FROM SATAN'S WING |
[07 Dec 2004|12:27pm] |
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When I think of the Festive Holiday Season, I immediately think of King Diamond. And, since everybody who braved the roads today (it's not even snowing) has decided to put up decorations around the office in lieu of actual work... I thought I owed it to the MS Painters community to get a little festive, myself.
"Merry Christmas! Now, raise your hands and do The Sign!"
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| BUT I'LL NEVER TAKE... HIS FREEDOM |
[06 Oct 2004|01:50pm] |
With all that's been going on on the Retarded Tip lately, I think I plumb forgot to mention that one of my cats escaped just days after we moved into our new townhouse. I still don't know how or when he made the break, but he was out all night long.
When I found him the next morning (panick-stricken), he was just chillin' and maxin' in a little grove of trees in the backyard. I could almost see a can of soda in his paws and perhaps a bag of Chee Tos at his side. Suffice to say he was (is) very proud of his Big Boy Self.
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| NEW THEME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[24 Sep 2004|11:23am] |
I mulled and mulled and mulled it over... And then it came to me...
NEW THEME: MY FIRST TIME
Oh, yeah! It's a sex-theme.
Get to work!!!
***EDIT***
Okay, you chickens. I'll get you started.
My "first time" was actually on Halloween Eve. Sp00ky, yes? Well, I can better it -- I had sex for the first time on Halloween with a guy who was born on the same day. In short, I fucked a Halloween baby on the unholiest of unholy days. There really was a Jack-O-Lantern burning in the background.
Aside from the Sp00ky Street Credits I get from doing the deed on Halloween, it really wasn't all that spectacular. We chilled out in the jacuzzi for a while, then got to steppin'. I remember actually having to ask myself if I was really having sex, because it didn't feel like much.
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| IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES! |
[21 Sep 2004|03:32pm] |
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It took a lot of work, but I was able to re-organize my workstation to allow for more easy, breezy, beautiful MS Paintings!!!!
I had a few spare moments to myself this morning, so I started moving furniture around. Just try an' spy over my shoulder NOW, SUCKERS!!!!!!!!
I painted this because I love you...
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| New theme |
[12 Aug 2004|02:27pm] |
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Lets try to revitalize this woozy bitch.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is:
Your idea of a great crossover between a live action TV show and a cartoon
X-files meet Simpsons has already been done on The Simpsons, but you get the idea.
I'll have one up later this afternoon.
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[12 Aug 2004|02:17pm] |
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New Theme Plz.
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| MS Paint: The Slash Project... |
[17 May 2004|04:16pm] |
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OK kids. Here's my piece of slash ... a sex scene I would like to see, but haven't seen yet. I'm leaving this one behind an ( lj-cut ) since it is not quite work-safe. Enjoy.
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| Time for me to pipe in... |
[14 Apr 2004|04:49am] |
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Girlfriend in a Coma (Mojo Nixon, not the Smiths) |
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So I haven't had pixels stuck under my fingernails for a while now, but it is time to MSPaint again. I'm going to give everybody who is still in the community an assignment for any time from today to the end of next week. The assignment is slash fiction - draw a romantic scene between two celebrities (and I use the term loosely).
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| I AM TOTALLY FUBAR !!! |
[12 May 2004|01:35pm] |
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FUBAR!!!! |
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FUBAR!!!! |
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The other night, after watching FUBAR, I went totally fubar and decided that it would be cool to have one of my favourite Dean-isms carved into my headstone after I've departed this mortal coil.
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[02 May 2004|10:38pm] |
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| A MOP, A BUCKET, AND THE LAMB OF GOD |
[24 Mar 2004|01:03pm] |
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X-POSTED TO ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) imrickjamesbtch
The saga continues...
Rick has made it past the Pearly Gates (he bitchslapped that joker St. Peter), and now he has a few things to teach The Lamb of God about housekeeping. You know, it's true... Youcan't make a ho a housewife!
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| UNITY IN HEAVEN |
[23 Mar 2004|03:19pm] |
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X-Posted to imrickjamesbtch:This may well be the coolest thing I have ever made... Rick James & The Pearly Gates 
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| Take... a.... whacking... bitch! |
[18 Mar 2004|05:03pm] |
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Rick James - you are a BITCH! |
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Notice the update their? I fixed up his hair.
more closer to the original image is here.
This is more of a gimp/photoshop job than an MS_PAINT deal, but deal with it, BITCH!
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| I'm Rick James, BITCH! |
[18 Mar 2004|04:18pm] |
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Rick James assaults Mr. T during a coke-fueled rage.
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