The song game is going well. It started back here and moved on to this post. It's been running for a number of rounds, but the vast majority of those rounds have been flusterbunny and I, so I figured, hey... let's remind people we've got a game going, right?

flusterbunny posted the following song last:

"Beauty and the Beast" by Celine Dion and Motherfuckin' Peabo Motherfuckin' Bryson (his words)

My response is:

"Beauty is Within Us" by Yoko Kanno & Scott Matthew

Have at it, folks.

mood: busy music: Eyedea & Abilities, "Birth of a Fish" tags: game continued, song game

Okay, kids, let's play the Song Game. We haven't done this in a while, after all, and I've never run one. They're easy, they're fun, and they go on until people stop wanting to play. What's not to love?

( Click here for rules and examples, if you need 'em. )

Your starting song for today is...

"We Used to Be Friends" by the Dandy Warhols

mood: bored music: the Dandy Warhols, "We Used to Be Friends" tags: new game, song game

So I've been sick, and there have been issues with that. I'm gonna be fine, but it's sort of put a crimp on the whole "running the game" thing. I'm trying to catch up today.

I'm not yet going to flip everything to FREE and watch you all gun them down, so don't be too eager. I am, however, prepared to offer a bounty -- if you guess something marked FREE, I'll tick a point off of your debt. Yes, that means guessing the old, crusty quotes actually removes quote debt, so you have incentive to give it a try if you're currently drowning in a sea of points.

Rules are posted previously, and if you don't know 'em... well, read my last post or something. And guess quotes -- they need guessin'.

( Ready... Aim.... FIRE! )

Current debts are:

colubra owes 3
crash_in2_me_87 owes 18
dkphoenix owes 60
erispope owes 1
fax_celestis owes 9
filmbuff owes 57
fmh owes 75
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 12
joiedecombat owes 112
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 64
lightning_rose owes 23
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 30

Do it now!

NOTE FOR MONDAY, APRIL 14: There's still no need to repost an update, because we've only got a few responses to this one. I'll let it stay up as is.

mood: tired music: Incubus, "Nice to Know You"

It keeps on truckin'.

You all know the rules. If not, just read them here.

I am considering taking all of the quotes that haven't been identified by Monday and making them all FREE until Friday. At that point, any quotes left revert back to their original posters (in other words, you're free to ask it again in a future game, if you like), and all quote debts are forgiven. Any thoughts? I want to hear both sides -- people who want a definitive end to the game, and people who want to see it keep going forever.

In the meantime...

( Here they are. )

Currently Sporting IOUs:

colubra owes 3
crash_in2_me_87 owes 22
dkphoenix owes 60
erispope owes -2
fax_celestis owes 9
filmbuff owes 57
fmh owes 77
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 12
joiedecombat owes 114
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 61
lightning_rose owes 23
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 46

Bang.

MODERATOR NOTE FOR MONDAY, 4/7: The update of the quotes will be seriously delayed for a number of very stupid reasons. I will not be able to handle it until I get home this evening.

mood: sick music: Cat Power, "He War"

It's Monday, and it's time to post quotes again. It's not coming out as early as I'd have liked, but what can I say? It's Monday, and I work.

As usual, answering quotes requires you to post up a number of quotes equal to the listed point value of the quote you're answering. Try to get the free ones, if you can -- that gets quotes off the list! If you haven't looked over the old quotes in a while, take a second to do so; you may surprise yourself with what you suddenly recognize.

I'm going to repost my quick requests list, because this stuff will seriously, seriously make my life easier.

-- If you have quotes to post, post your new quotes in a new comment, not as part of a thread. This way, people will see them when they're browsing the comments.
-- If you're on the list of reposted quotes, try to stick with the numbering system I've established for your new quotes, because it makes adding them to the Master List easier. Bear in mind that those numbers may change from roundup to roundup as I cut out all of the quotes that have been guessed correctly and collapse the list out of order..
-- I it's late Sunday or Thursday night, consider posting your quotes the next day, after I've posted the new roundup.
-- Please don't put quote marks (") around your quotes. It's assumed that what you're quoting is an actual quote, and I'm just going to have to remove them.

Other than that, standard rules apply. As usual, please point out any mistakes so I can correct them.

( Quotes within! )

As usual, if you see quotes up here that have already been answered, speak up.

The following people owe quotes. If you owe a handful (less than 9), feel free to hang on to them for a while and accrue points so you can make a bigger post. If you owe a ton of quotes, feel free to split them up into blocks and post them as you can -- it's actually easier on me if you do that instead of posting a huge slough of them. Also, don't worry if your total is getting really high -- I'd rather you played than didn't, so feel free to keep guessing.

colubra owes 3
crash_in2_me_87 owes 22
dkphoenix owes 60
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 3
filmbuff owes 57
flusterbunny owes 15
fmh owes 77
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 12
joiedecombat owes 114
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 59
lightning_rose owes 23
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 40

There is no spoon.

mood: busy music: Garbage, "I'm Only Happy When It Rains"

Sorry about how long it took to post this -- I had a considerable amount of quotes to compile.

It just doesn't get much better than going well over 200 posts. This game seems to be increasing in popularity, and the quote count is an out-of-control freight train. Luckily, I am up to the task of moderating.

As usual, answering quotes requires you to post up a number of quotes equal to the listed point value of the quote you're answering. Try to get the free ones, if you can. There are new quotes in this initial post (including 54 by me), so don't just dismiss it because you didn't know any right off the bat last round; take this opportunity to review the list and refresh your memory.

A few quick requests, to make my job easier (because I know you guys like making things easy on me):

-- If you have quotes to post, post them in a new comment, not as part of a thread. This way, people will see them when they're browsing the comments.
-- If you're on the list of reposted quotes, try to stick with the numbering system I've established for your new quotes, because it makes adding them to the Master List easier. Bear in mind that those numbers may change from roundup to roundup as I cut out all of the quotes that have been guessed correctly and collapse the list out of order..
-- I it's late Sunday or Thursday night, consider posting your quotes the next day, after I've posted the new roundup.
-- Please don't put quote marks (") around your quotes. It's assumed that what you're quoting is an actual quote, and I'm just going to have to remove them.

Other than that, standard rules apply. As usual, please point out any mistakes so I can correct them.

( Click Here for Quotes )

As always, a number of people still owe quotes. There's no rush to post them, at this point (we have plenty), but the totals will remain as reminders. If you only owe a few, feel free to run up a tab until you have enough to post. If you owe a whole bunch, feel free to post quotes in bundles, as you think of them. If you're running up a huge tab and you're worried about owing so many quotes, don't be concerned; I'm very patient, and it's more important to me that people have fun playing the game then that quotes get posted in a timely fashion.

crash_in2_me_87 owes 17
dkphoenix owes 21
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 2
filmbuff owes 57
fmh owes 45
indigoskynet owes 12
itsaslashything owes 3
joiedecombat owes 84
jtersesk owes 2
lair_of_fenrir owes 53
lightning_rose owes 13
merlynn owes 12
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 36

Make it so.

mood: accomplished music: Spoon, "Don't You Evah"

We hit over 150 posts on the last roundup, and that was for a single weekend. Nicely done, guys & dolls -- I'm impressed!

We still have a ton of quotes left unanswered, and a ton of quotes left unasked (I'm not looking directly at you, filmbuff, but I think you know I'm talkin' about you ;)). My work is never done.

A quick request -- when you're posting up the questions you owe, START A NEW THREAD instead of just posting them as a reply to the kindly "Correct!" answer you get. Here's the deal on that: this game is starting to hit 50 quotes within hours of every posting, and as soon as that happens, the threads collapse. That means people browsing the game have to dig for your quotes, and after 100 posts, that's just a pain to do. Post your quotes in a new thread and make the game easier to play. If you forget, don't worry -- I will remind you. Ten times. I will be relentless.

The rules haven't changed -- all new quotes are worth 3 points (there are only a few on the main post, but any quotes asked this round will count for 3), quotes from the last roundup are worth 2, quotes from the roundup before that are worth 1, and anything older is FREE. Answer those free ones if you know 'em, because that gets them off the board (and it's impressive if you know them).

Here they are! Let me know if you see any mistakes.

( Click Here to Play! )

As always, there's a considerable amount of IOUs out there, waiting to be posted. The following people owe quotes in the following amount. This list will be updated every time I check posts and quotes, so if you see your name up here, odds are you owe exactly this many quotes -- no more, no less. Feel free to break up your quotes if you owe a bunch, and feel free to run up a tab for a while if you don't want to nickel-and-dime your quotes out.

crash_in2_me_87 owes 5
dkphoenix owes 8
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 2
filmbuff owes 57
fmh owes 37
itsaslashything owes 3
joiedecombat owes 15
lair_of_fenrir owes 46
lightning_rose owes 13
persephoneflame owes 2
talmanes owes 54

Also, we've long since spilled over into 2 pages, so don't forget to check Page 2 for even more quotes. I'll repost on Friday, as usual.

Let's get it on!

mood: awake music: Massive Attack, "Safe from Harm"

We still have plenty of quotes, so here's the update, as well as the current list of people who owe quotes (which I will update as questions are answered).

There are way more FREE quotes, so please, take a stab at those and get 'em out of the game, because it requires no further effort once you've done so. There are no 3 Point questions thus far in this iteration, as all of the quotes are at least 24 hours old. Don't worry, though -- that'll change soon enough.

( Click here to see the quotes, because there are a lot of them. )

On the IOU tip, the following people owe us quotes for previous answers. They can post them here. If you owe less than 3, it's perfectly acceptable to run up a tab until you've got more. If you have over 10, it's seriously time to post up some quotes.

crash_in2_me_87 owes 9
erispope owes 7
fax_celestis owes 2
filmbuff owes 66
flusterbunny owes 6
fmh owes 26
joiedecombat owes 6
lair_of_fenrir owes 6
talmanes owes 3


Keep it going!

mood: amused music: Nine Inch Nails, "Where is Everybody?"

This is definitely the game that wouldn't die. I think a lot of it has to do with my Frankensteining it along, meticulously monitoring unanswered quotes and who owes what and how many points things are worth. I deserve an A for effort and an F- for letting things go. Hopefully indigoskynet isn't regretting her decision to bring me on as a mod. ;)

We're at over 100 quotes, which is pretty insane. As usual, they're marked with point values. 3 points means answering that quote requires that you post up 3 quotes of your own (likely because the quote is still "fresh"). 2 points is 2 quotes, 1 point is 1 quote. If it's marked FREE, you don't owe any quotes at all for answering it -- you get to take it down gratis, because it's been hanging on for so long. As usual, I will check answers for anything posted to the main board, and strike quotes as they're guessed. Look closely, because with this many quotes I'm figuring it's impossible that you (that's you specifically, Reader) can't guess at least one of them.

( Cut because this is so darn long. Click here and get to answering! )

location: Work mood: cheerful music: Panacea, "Colorful Storms"

This isn't a new game so much as it's a roundup of the open quotes for each user. Why post a roundup? So people see it, of course! I don't expect you all to be checking a post from four days ago.

Here's how it works: any questions asked yesterday are still 3 point quotes (requiring you to post 3 quotes if you answer them correctly). Anything older than that but still newly-introduced in the last round are 2 points. Anything that was carried over from the previous round is now worth 1 point. In the future, questions that have been sitting around for ages are worth 0 points -- you just get the thrill of knowing you answered one of the tough ones, and we don't end up with a monstrous bloat of questions left unanswered.

To make it easier on you guys, I've clearly marked all of the quotes with their point values.

Here they are, people. Don't be shy about answering them. If you still owe questions for this round, feel free to post them to this thread. They are currently separated by player, and the original poster can feel free to chime in as to whether or not an answer is correct (though I will check them myself, and not answer anything I've checked).

talmanes:

A01. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (2 points)

A02. Child: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Father: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor. (2 points)

A03. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (2 points)

A04. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. (2 points)

A05. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. (1 point)

A06. You got mad squabbles, boy! (1 point)

A07. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (1 point)

A08. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (1 point)

A09. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (1 point)

A10. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus!
Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (2 points)

A11. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (2 points)

A12. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. "A League of Their Own", guessed by joiedecombat

A13. Lands, titles, men, power... nothing. "Braveheart", guessed by joiedecombat

A14. Character 1: You'll kill us? With a soup cup?
Character 2: Tea, actually.
Character 1: What's that?
Character 2: I'll kill you with my teacup. "The Chronicles of Riddick", guessed by wufeidragon


A15. People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."As Good As It Gets", guessed by filmbuff

A16. Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Fuck you!"? "Speed", guessed by joiedecombat

A17. By the grace of God or I don't know what, honey, you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives. "The Mexican", guessed by joiedecombat

A18. Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: maybe he didn't...? "The Royal Tenenbaums", guessed by wufeidragon

indigoskynet:

B01. Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play? (1 point)

B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (1 point)

B03. You need both of those things in you to get all ...wormy. (1 point)"Slither", guessed by talmanes

B04. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (1 point)

B05. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (1 point)

B06. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (1 point)

B07. Dutch Apple pie? (1 point)

B08. I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them. (2 points)

B09. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (3 points)

B10. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (3 points)

dkphoenix:

C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (1 point)

C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (1 point)

C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (1 point)

C04. She can sing, or she can scream, but she still PISSED ME OFF! "Rock & Rule", guessed by indigoskynet

C05. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (3 points)

C06. Character 1: What about our relationship?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: Our relationship!
Character 2: Fuck that!
Character 1: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you! (3 points)

itsaslashything:

D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (1 point)

D02. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie. (1 point)

ambelies:

E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (1 point)

bayushi:

F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (1 point)

flusterbunny:

G01. Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout! (2 points)

G02. Carlotta was the kind of town that spells trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them... they'll kill you. (2 points)

G03. I've found a cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it! (2 points)

G04. Glass? Who gives a fuck about glass? "Die Hard", guessed by indigoskynet

G05. Midget wanna be tall! (2 points)

G06. Women be shoppin'! (2 points)

joiedecombat

H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (2 points)

H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (2 points)

H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (2 points)

H04. It's just a pair of sixes. If you can beat that you got me licked, and that's not a totally unpleasant prospect."As Good As It Gets", guessed by filmbuff

H05. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (2 points)

lair_of_fenrir:

I01. Dmitri, keep your feet on the ground when you talk to me! "Doctor Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", guessed by dkphoenix


Answer proudly, players.

location: Work mood: amused music: the Beatles, "I'm a Loser"

Hey, folks. I'm Talmanes, and I'm your new moderator. Becoming a moderator involved going through the rigorous process of responding to indigoskynet's semi-desperate, open plea for someone to help her out, so I'm sure you'll all agree that I am amazingly qualified for this job. Or something.

Today I have a selection of easy-to-difficult quotes for you guys to answer. These are 3 Point quotes, meaning that answering them means you've got to post up 3 quotes of your own. I'll strike 'em as they're gobbled up. My apologies for any misquotes.

01. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -- "Donnie Darko", as guessed by filmbuff

02. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. -- "Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy", as guessed by flusterbunny

03. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady.

05. Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? -- "A Few Good Men", as guessed by flusterbunny

06. I-wanna-kill ev-ery-one... Satan-is-good... Satan-is our-pal. -- "The 'Burbs", as guessed by dkphoenix

07. Child: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Father: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

08. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go.

09. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

10. You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums. -- "Mystery Men", as guessed by indigoskynet

We also have some Questions Emeritus, which I will repost. As the moderator, I have looked up these quotes and thus know what the proper answers are, so even if their original posters don't see this, I can still say yea or nay to your responses. This means, of course, that I will not be answering any of them -- that would be cheating. These are 2 Point questions, meaning you'll only have to throw down 2 quotes for each one you answer. If any of them survive to the next round, they'll drop to 1 point. Yay, right?

If you answer one of these, make sure you label it -- say "talmanes 01" instead of just "01" (since "01" would be from the main list of 10, dig?). You don't really have to do the LJ tag, but you can if you wanna.

From indigoskynet (yes, it is quite literally a second game unto itself):

01. Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me! -- "Shrek the Third", as guessed by filmbuff

02. Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play?

03. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.

04. You need both of those things in you to get all ...wormy.

05. When I first met you, you were like, "Oh, phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now you walk into a bar, and ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. -- "The Long Kiss Goodnight", as guessed by flusterbunny

06. Shhh... I'm about to defy you.

07. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things?

08. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question?

09. Basic principles? There are none. -- "Hitch", as guessed by lair_of_fenrir

10. Dutch Apple pie?

From dkphoenix:

01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.

02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM*

03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

From itsaslashything:

01. By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution. -- "The African Queen", as guessed by joiedecombat

02. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.

03. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie.

From ambelies:

01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?

From talmanes:

01. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

02. You got mad squabbles, boy!

03. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine!

04. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl?

05. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping.

06. Character 1: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Character 2: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everybody. -- "Old School", as guessed by filmbuff

From bayushi:

01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.

02. I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses. -- "Stargate", as guessed by joiedecombat

03. What's his type? Wilting flower? Bright and bubbly? Or smoldering temptress? -- "Moulin Rouge", as guessed by joiedecombat

Go get 'em, tigers!

mood: chipper

This mod works so there will be gaps in the responses. Remember, you have
to be confirmed right in your identification of the movie before you get
to post your own quotes.

This one's a nice mix of easy-to-medium since we've been away for a while.

1. Your move, creep.
--Robocop, fmh

2. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things?

3. I am never going to invent you.
--Meet the Robinsons, elbiesee

4. Hey, Mom, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.
--Terminator 2: Judgement Day, fmh

5. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to
HARLEM!
--Scrooged, elbiesee

6. Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to people.
--Serenity aka "The Big Damn Movie", fmh

7. Black and yellow! Hello!
--Bee Movie, fax_celestis

8. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.
And, let me guess, you have a great personality.
--The Emperor's New Groove, elbiesee

9. You'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So, don't come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself.
--Batman Begins, fmh

10. I'm surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that
torch for so long.
--SLiTHER, fmh

One left!

This comm's been quiet a bit, so I thought I'd throw a bit more etc into
the mqt_etc.

The game works like this: we parse out a phrase in different words. The
person looking at the phrase tries to parse out from the odd words what
the real phrase is.

Example:

These
If
Hill
Wore

is really The Civil War.

---

So here's the Mad Gab for today:

Whee
Knead
Toot
Auk

Responses are screened so as not to give away the right answer if someone
gives it!

SOLVED! by fmh: We Need To Talk

Maybe I'll get an MQT game going later.

mood: amused tags: mad gab

1) I just love that word -- gargantuan. I just so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
Kill Bill, Vol 2.

2) I have something coming up. it's pretty big. You just might be proud of me.
Armageddon

3) Character 1: Can I at least have the rose?
Character 2: I'm sorry, no. I'm seeing someone else at 7.
Must Love Dogs

4) Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question?

5) They mustn't reach the surface! They mustn't reach the surface!
Alien vs. Predator

6) He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
Serenity

7) Basic principles? There are none.

8) Dutch Apple pie?

9) I was their number one son and they treated me like number two.
Batman Returns

10) She only sings on days she's met you.
50 First Dates

1: No. Not without incident. - Equilibrium.

2: Congress decided a soldier's life wasn't worth three hundred thousand dollars. - Batman Begins.

3: Armed with...throwing knives.

4: Character 1: I cannot lift this! - The 13th Warrior.
Character 2: Grow stronger!

5: This isn't the California Penal League. - Major League.

6: That's no way for a soldier to die.

7: A job for those who are of job age! The police! - A Clockwork Orange.

8: Death within ten paces.

9: Jesus wasn't white, Jesus was black! - Dogma.

10: This is a pile of rancid SHIT!

Angry White Boy Polka---Weird Al Yankovic

mood: busy music: Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka: Last Resort/Chop Suey/Get Free/Hate to Say I Tol tags: song game

hmm..I have no music here as I'm at work...lemme think.

Something In The Way She Moves--James Taylor.

(blame 26376 for that one. :P)

Have fun folks!

mood: busy music: None, I'm at work tags: song game

Here's a song. Have fun.

Nobody's Perfect--Mike and the Mechanics.

*runs away from indigoskynet

mood: amused music: Mike and The Mechanics - Nobody's Perfect tags: song game

1] Define "irony."

A bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash.
murdoc_nicalls got Con Air


2] B-flat! B-flat! B-MUTHAFUCKIN' FLAT!

3] Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance.
tricksothetrade got The Village

4] I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.

5] Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!

6] Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me, so help me, so help me, and CUT!
jtersesk got Monsters, Inc

7] What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
closer2myself got The Long Kiss Goodnight

8] This book said to me, 'Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn.'
dorei got The Stepford Wives (2004)

9] I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
fragbert got The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension

10] I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.
darkfire007 correctly got Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.



Don't forget to check the Rules.

Since I've been watching a bunch of Bond movies all weekend, all of these quotes are from Bond movies.

1: For England, James. - Goldeneye.

2: They let you go so they could follow you.

3: What the Hell is this, a pervert's convention?!

4: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! - Goldfinger.

5: But it's my head in the noose if anything gets stuck.

6: Sounds like my first marriage! - Tomorrow Never Dies.

7: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

8: What a helpful chap. - The Spy Who Loved Me.

9: Oh, great. That means by now it's all over the Kremlin!

10: He is also my son. - From Russia With Love.