Community Profile

Do you find yourself to be taller than a tree? Are you not a bumble bee? Does your face murder violently? Doodily do? And finally, do you explosions? If your answer was yes to any of these questions, You should go die and fuck yourself you should try out this brand spankin' new community based on the brutality that is dethklok, here at Mordhause Hell where all dethklok fans go when they go forth and die.

Mordhause hell is your basic fandom based rating community. Unlike those rating communities ran by emo webcam whores, rating communities based on fandoms usually have open memberships, meaning you're not going to subject yourself to rejection just because some stupid ass highschool kid thinks they matter. Here at Mordhause hell, we really do matter, because finding out what charater you're most like in Metalocalypse is important.

The best description of a rating community such as this one, is calling it a "Glorified online personality quiz." In short, we give you a small set of questions to answer(Copy the application below and paste into the community with all your own answers) and based on your answers the other members of the community will judge which character you have the most in common with. After you've been judged, the mod will tally up the votes and offically stamp you as that character. Your username will than be displayed on our members list and then you can post your stamp on your userinfo, showing off how awesome it is and encouraging other fuckheads to join this shit. ...if you join this community you will be up to your neck in pussy. You could tell them that too.

1. STAY ACTIVE. This cannot be stressed enough. If you don’t vote on people, how can we keep the community moving?
2. Type legibly, please. N0 tYpNG d15 w4y kthnx.
3. No bashing characters. Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean he’s someone else’s favorite char.
4. Keep cursing within reason, please. We’re all pirates here, but still, you don’t need to make every other word a swear.
5. Place your application behind a cut. Not everyone enjoys having long surveys splashed across their LJ.[Click here to find out how]
6. To be certain that you’ve actually read the rules, please put “Robots are not to be trusted.” as the lj-cut for your application.
7. No snobby elitists in this joint. Maybe you know more about metal/dethklok than us. Maybe you know less. In actuality, it doesn’t make a difference at all.
8. Keep your petty arguing to a minimum. Nobody cares about petty disputes you have with someone. Do that on your own journal. And remember: Winning an argument on the internet proves nothing whatsoever in the real world.
9. You must have at least five votes to get stamped.(To see examples of the stamps and aviable characters, see the "Stamp collection" section of this page.)
10. One account per member. (Ex. You can't be joined with more than one journal at a time)
11. Please bold your character Vote, mods dislike trekking through words to have to find the vote, makes mods frown like this: =(
12. You may vote on other members as soon as you have at least one vote yourself.
13. If you are in a disagreement with the character you have been stamped as, you may post your application again, however you may only re-post it after 5 more members have joined. Your limit for re-posting applications is 5. In other words: Your application will not be posted more than 5. 5 is the number of limit, and the limit is 5...
14. Because it's really obvious what we require by just looking at the rating community's main page, I've decided to make it double clear that you're not a jackass who skipped the rules completely. When it comes down to the option of displaying a song you're listening to, you MUST list a dethklok song.
15. Copy and paste the application. Do not alter the coding. Nobody wants to read all bold, nor do they want to read all plain. It's a well known fact that this can cause not only bleeding from the eyes, but cancer in the ass and AIDS in your naughty bits.

To see which members have been stamped [Click on this bitch]

Here at MordhauseHell, we offer a variety of stamps to make sure you find the right graphic for your userinfo / livejournal / myspace / what have you.
[Stamping Options]
[Stamp collection][FOR STAMPED MEMBERS ONLY]

Every now and then to keep things alive we offer themes and activies, you know, contests and shit. Real exciting.
[Current:none yet]

livejournal: dogslaughter
E-mail: maniachomicidal@msn.com
myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kittywar

RELATED LINKS
[CAPSLOCKDETHKLOK][highly recommended]
[Metalocalypse]
[Dethslash]
[SausageFestival]

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