Mr. Icon ([info]mricon) wrote in [info]montreal,
@ 2006-07-29 22:25:00
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Union of Swimming Pool operators has decided to join the Québec Bar Owners Association in their lawsuit to suspend the province's new anti-tobacco law. Here is how the spokesperson for the group, Jean Marc Dubois, explains the reasoning behind the decision when asked to comment:

"We have always maintained that it's the customer who should decide what is and isn't allowed at the recreation facility that they frequent. Many of our clients have expressed the wish to be able to pee while in the water, and I don't see why we have to force them to leave the company of their friends and do it in an uncomfortable chilly room with cold floors. I can't even fathom how much business we have lost because of this ridiculous requirement."

Mr. Dubois brushed off the criticism of the clientelle who say they "don't enjoy swimming in other people's urine:"

"Look, it's perfectly healthy -- this is, after all, why we add chlorine to the water, you know? Besides," he added, "every swimming pool will be divided into two sections -- the peeing half, and the non-peeing half. If you're such a snob, just swim under the clearly posted signs."

The Québec health ministry was not immediately available for comment.



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[info]celerity17
2006-07-30 03:35 am UTC (link)
lol, what a great analogy =)

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djslipstream
2006-07-30 05:11 am UTC (link)
Wow, I love it.

Certainly a good counter-argument for those against the law.

:D

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ROFL
[info]dynv
2006-07-30 05:55 am UTC (link)
Holy shit ! *can't stop laughing* you should rally some speedo-wearing friends and manifest, you'd get on TV.

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[info]genocide242
2006-07-30 07:53 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah I missed the good old times when I used to get back from the swimming pool and my hair would smell like pee... hmmmm.

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[info]phrawzty
2006-07-30 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Hah! Well played, sir.

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[info]anti_sheep
2006-07-30 03:44 pm UTC (link)
mmHMMM, nothing like a good ol' swim in the urine pool.
Seriously, why doesn't he start advocating shitting in the pool too?

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[info]strychnyn
2006-07-30 03:54 pm UTC (link)
hehehe so good :D

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[info]punzerel
2006-07-30 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Very clever.

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[info]peaceful_dragon
2006-07-30 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious!

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[info]fetternity
2006-07-30 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Is this a joke?

I always said that a smokers section in a open restaurant was like having a pee-pee section in a swimming pool. Is he serious?

Man. What a world we live in.

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ka_haku
2006-07-30 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Personally, I'm against all attempts at getting the law overturned, but not because I support it, solely because, it's been over a bloody year since the law was passed, give it up people.

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[info]kino_kid
2006-08-01 01:02 am UTC (link)
Yer awesome.

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