Sunday, July 5th, 2009
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2:49 am
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gatsby11rel
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 Happy vernacular and slightly belated Birthday, America. Here's a birthday ghost. You can tell by the rakish angle of his hat that he is probably up to no good...
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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
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8:36 pm - Fishman
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Friday, June 12th, 2009
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3:43 pm - Spot
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Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
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4:29 pm - What is it?
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12:04 am
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calamityjon
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#13 The "True People" of the Ot Taaru. Worshippers of NGastra, the mother-fish of the universe, the True People of the phantom plain of Ot Taaru believe they are descended from the celebrated first of NGastra's brood of thirteen dynasties of life. According to their mythologies, eternally sleeping NGastra stirred the universe into being during a fit of night-spasms, from the whorls of which the worlds, stars and sky were formed. Waking, NGastra chose to populate each of these worlds, that they might be cared for as she slumbered. First, she created the True People, then presented to them the spirits of trees, the spirits of water, and the spirits which inhabited both animals and the wise animals who could talk. NGastra then went on to create the spirits who inhabited fire, the spirits who inhabited the sky, then the things which were unseen, the spirits in darkness, the spirits who lived in words and then bright things which lived in the mind. When Ngastra brought forth the devils, the last and lowest of her children, the light of the infernal incandescence cast shadows behind the True People. It is their belief that these shadows became humanity, a wretched and pale mockery of themselves whom the True People have considered it their sacred duty to remove from the world over which NGastra granted them dominion - putting them in frequent conflict with The Grimhawks ...
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Thursday, May 28th, 2009
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3:32 pm - studio monster!
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3:53 pm - Owlbear
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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11:06 am - what's up, monsters?!
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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
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10:43 am - Here Be Dragons
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Monday, April 6th, 2009
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6:47 pm - Monster Mondays - Bonnacon
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boju
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Bonnacon is really a creature where the less said about it the better. So I’ll just go straight to the source. Pliny the Elder, author of the worlds first Natural History Encyclopedia and one of ancient Greece’s most brilliant writers. His Natural History is over 160 volumes long and holds the closest thing we have to a complete record of Greek knowledge at that point. He must have thought no one would possibly read the whole thing when he slipped in this gem.
“Pliny- “There are reports of a wild animal in Paeonia called the bonnacon, which has the mane of a horse, but in all other respects resembles a bull; its horns are curved back in such a manner as to be of no use for fighting, and it is said that because of this it saves itself by running away, meanwhile emitting a trail of dung that sometimes covers a distance of as much as three furlongs (half a mile), contact with which scorches pursuers like a sort of fire.”
Yes, Bonnacon is Buffalo followed by half a mile of flaming dung. But words aren’t enough to convey it’s might. We need ridicules illuminated manuscripts of knights getting buffalo shit on them. Better bring a shield.
Click the link to see Bonnacon doing what Bonnacon do best
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Monday, March 23rd, 2009
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1:34 am - Funa-yurei
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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
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2:40 am - Monster Map from around the world
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Saturday, February 21st, 2009
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12:24 am - COMBINING THE MENACE OF DINOSAURS WITH NAZI ROCKETMEN
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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
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10:20 am - For the seafood lover in you...
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Monday, February 2nd, 2009
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7:04 pm - Monster Mondays - Ugjuknarpak
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Saturday, January 31st, 2009
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12:49 pm - The Majestie of the Unicorne
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mutleyjames
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Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.
In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
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Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
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10:44 am - Monster Monday - Memecoleous
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12:31 am - Cthlulhu!
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Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
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12:28 am - have some monsters in comics.
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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1:55 pm - The Kappa
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