We shall ignore the fact that it is nearly eight o'clock.

GUYS JILL HAS CONNED wolfbladed INTO LENDING HER APOLLO JUSTICE IN EXCHANGE FOR (MY!) PHOENIX WRIGHT 3. This was DESPITE my attempts to KEEP THAT THING OUT OF MY HOUSE. Clearly I will never be able to win against it.

Title: Lingerie
Author: shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Lana/Lois
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 477
Prompt: 7. Telescopic vision
Summary: Lana says she's wearing sexy underwear for her interview with Superman.
Author's Notes: Written for the DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE! Go join in the fun!

( ''Guess what I'm wearing.'' )

Title: Misfit and Spoiler
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie/Steph
Prompt: 1. Finish
Word Count: 500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Misfit and Spoiler may not be as famous a dynamic duo as Batgirl and Robin, but that doesn't mean they aren't awesome!
Notes: Also for the porn battle! It is good fun!

( ''Sex with Batgirl was great.'' )

Title: Not Titans Material
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie/Jaime
Prompt: 3. Alone
Word Count: 231
Rating: G
Summary: Misfit isn't Titans material. Then again, Jaime's technically not a Titan.
Notes: This one's NOT for the porn battle! Instead it's for milleniumrex! Who is currently out-writing everyone in the porn battle!

( ''You guys are jerks.'' )

Title: Escape: Kon's Story
Author: shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Kon, the Newsboy Legion
Rating: PG
Word Count: 880
Prompt: 17. Telekinesis
Summary: He's not entirely sure who he is, but there are five boys helping him to escape the castle. He figures it'll start to make sense eventually.
Author's Notes: This is part of the Harry Potter AU that milleniumrex and I are working on. It's the first in a series of one-shot origins for all the main characters (and quite a few of the non-main characters). Beta'd by the wonderful julius12.

( ''I – uh – '' he sat up shakily, wrapping the jacket around him. ''Um?'' )

A very happy birthday to conjunkie and maggis!

Hope both you girlies have a great day!

( spoiler )

I have to admit that I was somewhat distracted because I finally figured out why that giant orange chair looked familiar. I've sat in it! Back in '05 I went to a New Year's Party at that house with Cindy and PJ (I could have sworn I posted about it back then but I can't find the post). It was a sci-fi theme party, there were 3 girls dressed as Leeloo and about 30 Trekkies. :D I can't believe it took me so long to recognize it, Billy's been sitting in front of the bar the whole time. ::facepalm:: I'm pretty sure the guy in the purple suit is the guy that owns the place, he looks familiar, I met him. He's a sweetie.

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OMG I'm SO HAPPY it's back I love this show so much there are no words. Such a good decision to watch over SGA, the only way SGA will be better than Psych is if Lorne gets like 90% more screentime and there's really no chance of that happening.

( A few quick thoughts, I might be back with more after I watch the midnight rerun )

Hee Monk was good too, a little predictable but enjoyable.

( And now for SGA )

Title: Camping Shouldn't be this Hard
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 5. Outsides
Word Count: 1200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart and Tim go camping. Bruce and Wally don't approve.
Author's Notes: For bastet_in_april. Another one that wasn't quite as short as it was supposed to be...

( That was when Tim was ripped off of Bart at high speed. )

There's a big (by Czech standards) park to the north of Prague called Cesky Raj (Czech Paradise). One of Mel's students took her there - his English wasn't too good so he just told her he was going to show her rocks.
"Like a rock garden?"
'No, rocks.'
"Rock climbing?"
'Rocks!'
They were indeed rocks. And they're very cool rocks. So Mel took us, and I died because I'm in worse shape than everyone else, and in between praying I didn't have a heart attack and squeezing through tiny gaps while clutching desperately to the safety rail, I took some pictures.
I haven't photoshopped them yet, maybe I'll do that later when I'm feeling less lazy...

( There was some stuff other than rocks too. )

The prompts are in, and now it's time for the 2008 DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE to begin!

But how is it a porn BATTLE, you ask?

Whoever writes the most wins! On August 1, I'll declare the battle over and make a list of everything written. Because apparently I like lists a lot. Who ever wrote the most gets a lovely banner by shadowkitten87! If you don't want to write that much that's okay too! You can write as many or as few as you want. I'll make a second banner for everyone who participated.

Now, I've only got two rule for this. Besides that, pretty much everything goes.

1. GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT! I don't care if you misspell a few words or use who instead of whom. But I'm going to assume that everyone playing here is an adult, and therefore they should have at least a high school level proficiency at writing. Basically, this is not Fanfiction.net, and if you write like it is, I'll delete your fic. I will comment first to tell you that I'm deleting it and why. I won't be very strict, but I want to be able to read these things without my inner grammar nazi threatening to kill people.

Please, please, please follow it. Spell check exists for a reason. So does the shift key. Use the two of them appropriately, and I probably won't have a problem.

2. DO NOT BREAK YOUR PROMPTS INTO TWO PARTS! Just post it to your own journal and link to it exactly as you would if it were one fic. I'm happy you're writing so much, but please, please, please do it this way. It makes it easier for me.

OKAY NOW, on to the prompts!

( DCU )

( DCAU )

( Crossovers )

I was going to organize them by fandom in the general DCU, but it gave me way too much pain. As it is, my attempts to organize made me forget that there are two Kates in the DCU. So I'm not entirely sure which of the Kates are Batwoman and which are Manhunter. Feel free to guess, check the prompts or ask me.

Speaking of which! If you have any questions, reply to the first comment with them. That way the rest of the comments can all be actual fics.

I understand that some people have trouble writing graphic sex or just don't want to. That's fine! This is a porn battle, but it doesn't have to be a graphic porn battle. HOWEVER, it is still a porn battle. You should include sex in some way, though it can be a fade to black or just not a graphic description of it if you want. If you want to write fic with no sex, by all means, still include it. It'll be an honorable mention, though, and not count towards the total number of prompts you've done.

If someone's already filled a prompt you want to do, that's fine! Do it anyway! The more the merrier!

Use this heading in the subject when posting.

TITLE: Fandom: Pairing, Prompt

If it's a crossover, the fandom should look like this.

Crossover: Fandom.

You don't need to say that it's DCU/Fandom because we already know it's DCU. Just the other fandom will do.

The second comment will be a correctly formatted fic if you want an example.

Yay! Go write! And comment on other people's writing! And everything!

ETA: For the next week I probably won't be around very much because I am traveling, but I'll check up every now and then to make sure no one's killing each other and stuff.

ETA2: pendown's post reminded me. If it's too long, DON'T split it into two comments. Post it to your journal than comment the exact same way with a link where the text would go. Sorry for forgetting that, pendown! Also, I added it into the rules.

ETA3: JUST TO BE CLEAR. ALL COMMENTS TO THE ENTRY DIRECTLY SHOULD BE ANSWERING PROMPTS. IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION OR A COMMENT THAT ISN'T A FIC, PUT IT IN THE FIRST COMMENT! Or I will delete your comment. Geeze, people is it that hard to read this post?

GUYS I AM TRYING NOT TO GET MY HOPES UP FOR THE WATCHMEN FILM BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE DIRE.

I'm not sure whether the trailer helps or not, but I go "SHINY!" at it a lot. LOOK AT JON. AND RORSCHACH. *flails*

It will probably be dire. It will. Nite Owl looks like Batman for a start, Jesus. I'm going to see it anyway, but it will.

And speaking of probably dire films that I'm going to see - I may go see The Dark Knight when it comes out here, because they were showing clips of it on the BBC of all things, and I spent the whole time going "... The Joker reminds me of someone!"

Then I sat up at about three in the morning and went "HE REMINDS ME OF UNCLE FESTER!"

Clearly after coming to THAT conclusion I have to go and see it. PLUS Christian Bale, of COURSE I'm there.

Do I want to watch Psych or SGA at 9? I'm tempted to go with Psych because the SGA rerun is at 11 while the Psych rerun is at 12, but eep I just don't know. I suppose we'll see at 9.

Anyway, Happy Monk and Psych and SGA day! Oh tv how I've missed you.

I saw Dark Knight last night! It was good, too long though. I wish they'd know when to end big movies like this. It's like they have to keep cramming things in to justify it being a huge blockbuster type movie. But still I really liked it which is good since I'm probably going to have to watch it at least 2 more times (although in IMAX both times which'll be AWESOME)

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Yes, it is that awesome.

I'm not going to review or anything, except to say that you have to see it.

Also, I wore my Flash T-shirt to it. Why? Because I am really easily amused.

I want more movies with speedsters.

Tomorrow I'm posting the prompts list for the porn battle. Now I'm sleeping.

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Oh. My. God. This is awesome.

http://www.drhorrible.com/
It's by the Whedons. I love how I keep finding awesome things, and after falling in love with them I find out Joss was involved. I'm like a backwards groupie.

( little spoiler maybe kinda you should probably watch it first cause it's better as a surprise )

I have a list post sitting in another tab, but the basic jist of it is

I'm writing again.

This scares me out of my wits, but I'm writing again. Wish me luck.

Title: Matchmaking
Characters/Pairing: Dick, Roy/Tim
Rating: G
Word Count: 219
Summary: Roy has a crush. Dick's name is highly appropriate.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For darthbatgirl. I knew it was just a matter of time until I gave in to the peer pressure to write Roy/Tim. I knew it!

( Way too many bad jokes here. )

Title: Not a Date
Author: shananagin
Claim: Supporting cast
Characters/Pairing: Paco/Brenda
Rating: G
Word Count: 259
Prompt: 16. Telepathy
Summary: Jaime abandons Paco and Brenda on movie night to go fight crime.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For cissie_king. I really love this pairing.

( Of course it's not a date. )

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