<Suomynona the chair is against the wall

<Suomynona John has a long moustache

<Suomynona John has a long moustache

<mandyman brian?

<LordCrank I don't think those were aliens references, I don't follow

<LordCrank according to the internets, lyndon baines johnson has the record for attendance at the inauguration

<mandyman he always was an attention whore

<LordCrank you thought the media would focus on john jr, but no, lbj was all "hey bitches lookit me!"

<LordCrank haha wikipedia

<LordCrank "Despite the landslide victory, Johnson, who carried the South as a whole in the election, lost the Deep South states of Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and South Carolina, the first time a Democratic candidate had done so since Reconstruction."

<LordCrank each of those states has an embedded link

<LordCrank except alabama and mississippi

<Wintermute their internet is mule-powered

<LordCrank more so than louisiana?

<LordCrank mississippi has a river to run their generators amirite?

<Suomynona you mentiopned red dawn lc

<LordCrank I haven't seen it in well over a decade

<LordCrank it's still downloading

<LordCrank according to the internets, red dawn was the first mpaa rated pg13 movie

<Suomynona little known fact, it is also awesome

<LordCrank little known?

<Suomynona yes

<LordCrank my standard cold-war joke is to refer to it as "that documentary, red dawn"

<Suomynona haha

<LordCrank in which the soviets invaded the US and brought with them their weather

<Suomynona Red Dawn: A Documentary of Americas Forgotten War

<LordCrank hahaha

<LordCrank Red Dawn: How Cuban Cigars Became Illegal and Why They Should Stay that Way; A Retrospective

<Suomynona haha

<Wintermute Red Dawn: McCarthy was Right

<Suomynona Red Dawn: USA! USA! USA!

<LordCrank Red Dawn: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

<LordCrank hajen needs to copy this shit to the wiki quote whatever

<Suomynona Red Dawn: Birth of Americas Militia Movement

<hajen copy it yourself