leo_darkside ([info]leo_darkside) wrote in [info]mock_the_stupid,
@ 2006-12-13 11:14:00
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All your base...
Okay, i have this freind who is great at computer assembly and genral computer stuff. Hardcore gamer also. Lets just call him "Bigin" for this post.

Anyhoo, we are on MSN one nigth chatting away and the topic got to mobile phones.

Me: So, i'm gonna get myself a new phone around new years. It's a new nokia with one of the best camera's you can get for mobiles.
Bigin: Cool!
Me: Yeah, it can record vids at DVD quality too so i will be makin more of them podcasts on Youtube
Bigin: You could just use a webcam
Me: I know, but my current one is crap. And rather than get a new one i'll get that new phone.
Bigin: Why?
Me: Because...it has great video pottential!
Bigin: Why would you want a camera in your phone?
Me: (sighs) Because it gives you the oppertunity to take photos and movies where ever you go!
Bigin: You could just use a Webcam for your Podcasts!
Me: YES! I KNOW! But what if there is a parade outside and i want to make a video of it??
Bigin: I use my dad's camcorder
Me: Yes, thats good! But some of us dont have the money to buy stuff like that! And rather than lugging a 3 pound box around with you every day, i'll just get that smartphone!
Bigin:....you could just use a WEBCAM!

The worst was yet to come 2 weeks later

Me: So yeah, i'm gonna half with the folks for a new computer round february
Bigin: Nice!
Me: Getting one of them GeForce 7's in it!
Bigin: Nah! I'm getting the 8800!
Me: Cool! But i'll wait till it comes down in price!
Bigin: But it's got the latest graphics!
Me: Yeahh! And it's £550! I'd rather get the 7950 at £299! Cheaper and just as effective!
Bigin: But it's 15fps slower!
Me: Bud, i know! But money!
Bigin: Pfft! Okay! Getting Vista?
Me: At some point!
Bigin: Eh?
Me: Well, dont wanna get it when it comes out!
Bigin: WHY?
Me: Because it's Windows! And it's new!
Bigin: ??? dont get ya!
Me: Well, lets say you get Windows Vista the second it comes out!
Bigin: Okay!
Me: And then lets say you get an error!
Bigin: Okay!
Me: Hundreds upon thousands of companies all over the world still use XP, Tech Suppot still uses XP and are not aware of any bugs at the systems launch!
Bigin: Okay!
Me:...SO! IF YOU GET A PROBLEM WHO WILL YOU TURN TO!
Bigin: Nah! I'm good with windows!
Me:...what....version!
Bigin: XP DUH!
Me: Vista?
Bigin: Gettin it when it comes out!
Me: *sigh*
Bigin: I tell ya, my cards are gonna scream!
Me: Huh?
Bigin: My Dual core doesn't work on XP, but it will on Vista!
Me: This is for your games?!?!?!
Bigin: Yup!
Me: Dude, i can wait for vista and still use 3 month old hardware! Not a major crisis!
Bigin: Huh?
Me: *faints*

I know! To this day, he is still obsessed with Vista!



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[info]darquethoughts
2006-12-13 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Vista sucks and hardly any games work with it.

LOL

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[info]dukesnorre
2006-12-13 07:24 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHA.

—Sorry, linux nerd. :-) I can only hope you're speaking from experience and not anti-windows bias.

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[info]ever_failing
2006-12-13 07:25 pm UTC (link)
*yawns*

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[info]autumn_sylver
2006-12-13 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, seconded.

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[info]geeklovepoetry
2006-12-13 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh ew. Some of the guys here at work (helpdesk for a uni) use Vista and they're really not that impressed.

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[info]beetle_breath
2006-12-13 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's because I'm computer f'tarded, but I don't see the stupid.

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[info]opalcat
2006-12-13 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Well, in the first story, the guy is talking about the convenience of a camera phone, and the other guy just keeps saying he could use a webcam (which has to be connected to a computer, and is therefore not portable or handy).

In the second, the guy who seems to think he knows everything about computers is failing to understand that the very first release of a new Windows operating system is always very buggy, with no fixes in place yet. And he thinks that being good at XP will help, somehow. And he is planning to use his new OS for gaming, which is stupid because games are one of the more notoriously non-operating-system-portable software types, and so it is likely that many of his games will not run properly.

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[info]izzyferret
2006-12-13 08:08 pm UTC (link)
In the first one, a webcam is generally not portable, and camcorders are expensive, hence the OP wants to get a cellphone with a decent quality camera in it to kill two birds with one stone. Friend does not comprehend, although he should if he's building computers.

The second one...it's mockable, but it's far too common among computer kiddies who think they're "all that". They insist on having the latest and greatest even if they don't need it. I see it all the time, people don't understand why I don't have the newest video card, despite the fact that my current video card does what I need it to.

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[info]occamshairbrush
2006-12-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
I get the stupid, but it's not all that funny. But opalcat works hard at this community so I can't fault her if a dud gets through once in a while.

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[info]brokenhut
2006-12-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)

Somehow I doubt someone this vacant can program...


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[info]izuzan
2006-12-13 07:41 pm UTC (link)
here is a fitting comic i think.

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20061213

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[info]always040
2006-12-13 08:38 pm UTC (link)
i saw that today!

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[info]zenkatze
2006-12-13 07:52 pm UTC (link)
'multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.' Terry Pratchett
Sorry, couldn't resist....

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[info]dancingxstar
2006-12-13 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Your icon has a very nice quote. ::has books piled in all corners of her room:: =P

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[info]dizzybum
2006-12-13 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]mercuryblue144
2006-12-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I resent that icon. I am forbidden to buy books that I do not have space on the shelf for. Has to do with my family moving across several states every few years. (Whoever said being an Air Force brat was the hardest job in the Air Force wasn't kidding.) So if we can't fit it in one U-Haul plus one SUV also containing kids plus the trailer being pulled by the SUV, it can't come. So we [make a valiant attempt to] keep our quantity of possessions low enough to be able to take it all with us when we next move. So I'm not allowed to buy a book unless I put another one in the box labeled For Garage Sale.

Now, the first time I get a paycheck after I get my own place, the nearest bookstore will get its biggest sale of the year. And I can guarantee I won't have enough bookshelves.

Am I still allowed to talk to you?

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me? talking to you? just kidding - [info]zenkatze, 2006-12-13 10:10 pm UTC
Re: me? talking to you? just kidding - [info]mercuryblue144, 2006-12-13 10:13 pm UTC
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otherwise... - [info]digital_sunrise, 2006-12-14 09:14 am UTC
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[info]uterdic
2006-12-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Recording at "DVD Quality" means nothing.

DVD's look as good as they do because they were filmed with $100,000 cameras with $50,000 lenses and a professional film crew. Then a team of compression experts take every frame of the movie and compress it down to something that looks great on a heavily compressed format like a DVD. Starting at an MPEG-2 is a pain in the butt because it's very difficult to edit with any accuracy, and because it was recorded in a heavily compressed format to begin with, it'll only get worse after that. Plus it's a camera phone which is even worse quality than a super cheap video camera (or still camera).

Sorry, for the rant, but I'm trying to help.

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*Icon*
[info]payoffpitch
2006-12-13 08:54 pm UTC (link)
'Sup cover of Barnouw's book.

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Re: *Icon* - [info]uterdic, 2006-12-13 08:57 pm UTC
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[info]payoffpitch
2006-12-13 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Your grammar and usage is atrocious. I certainly hope this is a self-mock.

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[info]payoffpitch
2006-12-13 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Although, to be fair, you were chatting on IM, not writing an essay.

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[info]ideaobscura
2006-12-14 12:48 am UTC (link)
...

Instant messages should stay in instant messaging.

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[info]dukesnorre
2006-12-14 01:04 am UTC (link)
That's a complete lie. bash.org = <3

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[info]random_c
2006-12-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of the guy I encountered at a party who insisted MS operating systems were the best....because even his mouse had 'microsoft' on it.
*looks at the icon*
I shouldn't use that any more, seeing as i've been doing real work instead of the online stuff that gets you these awards. But sod it, I'm a mac user anyway.

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[info]robynz
2006-12-14 08:39 am UTC (link)
Was this paraphrased? Or do you guys actually talk like that?

Just reads kind of strange.

But yes, I see the stupid.

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[info]leo_darkside
2006-12-14 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Okay, everyone who commented, thank you!

This was kinda my first post to the group but i have been watching it for a while and it gives me a nice laugh now and again!
Trouble is Vamous has been awfully sladerous in this topic and made it very clear that his veiws should be all our veiws. Honestly i respect other peoples opinions but sometimes we have to keep them to ourself. Vamour, please just cool it! You dont need to start fights and make your points known. It's really no the dun thing!

A special thanks to opalcat for her effort in maintaing the conversation and keeping it under control.

And i know i have had alot of things said about the spelling. Well, here is why!

1. I'm Scottish.
2. I was in a hurry (just like i am now).
3. Bigin is Dislexik (Typo?)
4. I have a learning difficulty which makes my spelling weird!
and yes..
5. It was IM!

Also, i know this is mock_the_stupid...but is correct grammer THAT nessesary?

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[info]zhandy
2006-12-16 03:11 pm UTC (link)
... what has being Scottish got to do with it?

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[info]perfect_garden
2006-12-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
Sorry, but your friend has a faint grasp of real applications for computers and the implications thereof.

The only thing that makes me consider vista is that it has (or had, I think they may have removed it?) the ability to mute or change the volume of different programs.

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[info]consortofvenus
2006-12-18 06:15 am UTC (link)
Why. So. Many. Of. !s. ? Are you two really that perky?

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[info]glorify
2006-12-19 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Lmao I love you.

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(no subject) - [info]consortofvenus, 2006-12-20 12:56 am UTC
I'm sorry...
[info]maggledy
2007-01-01 11:10 pm UTC (link)
But to me, not understanding specific computer information or jargon =/= stupid. It's the same as me trying to tell you about how dumb it was for someone to try to use bleach to age a woolen piece of clothing. Just because one may not speak the language or have a specific skillset does not mean one is stupid.

It's a pet peeve, computer savants of every type and stripe make this error all the time. I don't speak computer, but I'm still a geek and a genius!

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