katy (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} littlekatydid) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} mock_the_stupid,@ 2006-05-12 10:00:00 |
|
Doornail and Dirt
So... two of my classmates had an interesting adventure this week. We'll call them doornail and dirt - two things that are surely smarter than either of them.
Doornail has no driver liscence.
Dirt does.
So, Dirt takes Doornail to a parkinglot where they proceed to drive around until Doornail can follow commands fairly quickly and "has the hang of" this driving thing.
They then go out on the road where Doornail promptly drives off the road into the ditch.
This might be an appropriate place in the story to mention: Doornail is completely BLIND!
So... two of my classmates had an interesting adventure this week. We'll call them doornail and dirt - two things that are surely smarter than either of them.
Doornail has no driver liscence.
Dirt does.
So, Dirt takes Doornail to a parkinglot where they proceed to drive around until Doornail can follow commands fairly quickly and "has the hang of" this driving thing.
They then go out on the road where Doornail promptly drives off the road into the ditch.
This might be an appropriate place in the story to mention: Doornail is completely BLIND!
