music is my life ([info]credobacchus) wrote in [info]mock_the_stupid,
@ 2005-10-30 21:06:00
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sheesh
I commented this in another post, then decided to post it.

I used to have this friend. He was decidedly Gothic, bringing every single stereotype to life. He wore only black, swore he was a Satanist, talked about the blackness of his soul all the time.

So one day he comes to me to show me something he says is awesome. He rolls up his sleeve, and I start laughing as he tells me the Devil told him to carve this into his arm as a sign of worship.

It said "Satin".



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[info]untalkative
2005-11-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Hahahhaha. Sweet. That's priceless.

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[info]ubykhlives
2005-11-09 01:30 am UTC (link)
Like the icon.

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[info]fallendebre
2005-11-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
It's funny because if his skin were "Satin"y smooth, and then he carved that into his arm, it wouldn't be "satin"y smooth anymore.

er...

Maybe I'm the only one that thought that.

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[info]alaitallon
2005-11-06 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Satin made me do it, I swear! Sometimes it's Polyester telling me what to do, but this time it was Satin!

*dies*

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[info]gemini6ice
2005-11-06 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes, haven't you met a "fab goth" before?

Satin told me to wear black today! And polyester told me to wear eyeliner!

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(no subject) - [info]heatermcca, 2005-11-07 12:27 am UTC
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[info]feedtrevor
2005-11-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
lmao

all hail satin!!!

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[info]zaphod_groupie
2005-11-06 11:04 pm UTC (link)
All hail the mighty overlord of the fabric world!! Muahahaha!!

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[info]vamour
2005-11-06 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Fuck yeah!! All hail Santa too, while we're at it ;)

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[info]allthewhatifs
2005-11-06 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Hahahaha!

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[info]allthewhatifs
2005-11-06 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha. That was a great one.

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[info]kokopellinelli
2005-11-06 11:13 pm UTC (link)
I'll bet Satan was laughing his ass off.

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[info]xsomnambulistx
2005-11-06 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I'd be inclined to mock the "Goth/Satanist" part as well...

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[info]brokenmellcifer
2005-11-06 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Me too. I don't think he was Gothic, I think he was what we call a "fucktard."

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[info]fionnulaharp
2005-11-06 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I'd rather worship silk if you don't mind.

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[info]heatermcca
2005-11-07 12:28 am UTC (link)
Me? Wool damask. WANTIT!

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[info]thenewsgeek
2005-11-06 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Someone needs to find an image on the web and MS Paint the following on to it:

"Ha ha, even Satan thinks you're gay."

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[info]gemini6ice
2005-11-06 11:30 pm UTC (link)
His sexuality isn't part of this mock at all...?

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LOL - [info]gigglingwizard, 2005-11-13 05:55 am UTC
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[info]gemini6ice
2005-11-06 11:41 pm UTC (link)
To your former acquaintance:

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[info]gemini6ice
2005-11-06 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Addendum:

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[info]argonkitten
2005-11-07 12:03 am UTC (link)
bwahahah you made coke zero come out my nose.


thank you

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[info]lindzgoesboom69
2005-11-07 12:17 am UTC (link)
I think Satan was really trying to say "Get a dictionary bitch"

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[info]3libras
2005-11-07 12:20 am UTC (link)
Well, if you talk to most cosplayers, the two words are synonymous...

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[info]heatermcca
2005-11-07 12:24 am UTC (link)
bWAAAAAAhahahahahahahHAAAA! OMG, that is... iss.... Ohmigod. Marvelous!

Nice of the Devil to have him warm everyone about his mental capacity, hm?

...BWWWWaaaahahhahaaa....

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[info]dietotaku
2005-11-07 12:45 am UTC (link)
the devil feels pretty...

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[info]shikala_uzuki
2005-11-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
You win.

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[info]depthofdespair
2005-11-07 01:59 am UTC (link)
LMAO IDIOT

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[info]usrnamegoeshere
2005-11-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
HA HA HA.
That poor idiot has to walk around with a typo on his arm for a while.

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[info]heyyoufoundme
2005-11-07 03:57 am UTC (link)
I once saw a mailbox in my neighbourhood inscribed with the graffiti, "Satin Roxz".

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[info]credobacchus
2005-11-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
Seriously...I'm not a Satanist, but too bad for all the people that are.
Way to go for all the "gawfic" losers making Satan look bad.

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[info]arctangent
2005-11-07 05:14 am UTC (link)
De Devell duzz knott pholo de speleeng konvenshuns uv meer mortallz!

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[info]annoyingchicken
2005-11-07 05:28 am UTC (link)
I belong to the church of polyester.

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[info]demoralizing_
2005-11-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
tobad being a stanist isnt actaully worshipping the devil. your friend is a moron

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[info]credobacchus
2005-11-07 05:34 am UTC (link)
That's part of the reason he is no longer my friend.
I dissassociated with teh stupids.

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A Stanist? Who the hell is Stan? - [info]gigglingwizard, 2005-11-13 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]z_wulfe, 2005-11-30 10:39 am UTC

[info]thenewsgeek
2005-11-07 05:34 am UTC (link)
It wasn't crazy. :) I just found it hilarious that they were saying things trying to offend me in return. There's a bit of irony to that. :)

One of the people, Thisgusting, I made peace with. Another one, the one who said I should be slapped across the face, not so much.

I really don't mean to offend. I mean hell, people can call me childish if they want, but trying to offend me in return was pretty childish as well. Again, it's the internet. If people can't handle being offended, they might (for the sake of their blood pressure) want to stick to something else.

We're all hypocrites, chickie (and hopefully saying chickie doesn't offend you, lol, as I call my friends that). Few of us can admit it.

See, speaking of hypocracy, it's weird. You might think I'm an atrocious, annoying human being and you're well within your right. But I hate having these rare conflicts with people on LJ, only to have others (such as yourself) step in and see a childish display on both ends. The hypocracy comes in when I don't care what the person I'm debating with thinks of me (only because in this case, one of the people has none of my respect now) and yet when a third party comes in, I feel really bad. I think you're probably a nice person and you probably think I'm a child.

That's the way it goes, I guess. :)

Amusingly in high school, my nickname was "professor" thanks to my mature attitude. Maybe I'm getting younger, psychologically.

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[info]credobacchus
2005-11-07 05:43 am UTC (link)
Who, me? I don't think you're childish at all. I desagreed, but just because I don't agree doesn't make them stupid or childish.

I have to say, the one thing that make me think someone is totally childish is when they start using peronal insults. Such as, "you're a moron", when obviously, by the fact that you don't spell words like "the" wrong and you are coherent, is just something they pulled out of their ass. People need to learnt that their debate is with the idea, not the person.

Yeah, too few DO admit it. I'm usually pretty good about it, like when I read back what I said and realized it violated what I've been trying to teach for years.

Again, you're not atrocious or stupid or any of those types of things, we simply disagreed on a cultural thing. No biggie.

To the one saying you needed to be slapped?

Way to go asshole, for contradicting yourself, being an asshat, and telling us all that you couldn't find a real reason to be mad except immature frustration, all in one sentence. You lose.

And no, chickie doesn't offend me, babe.

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[info]elfster
2005-11-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
My friend frequently noticed the same error in reports at her old work. "Satin's Slaves" suddenly sounded a whole lot less scary :p.

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[info]credobacchus
2005-11-07 06:01 am UTC (link)
Er...I must ask...where did your friend work where there were frequent reports about Satan?

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(no subject) - [info]elfster, 2005-11-07 08:01 am UTC

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