I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} likelystory) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} mock_the_stupid,@ 2005-06-27 01:19:00 |
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Tonight I got together with my dear friend, who I've mentioned here before (here), to watch movies. We ended up watching Cutthroat Island. Here are a few gems from tonight's conversation.
*Geena Davis is fighting somebody, dagger clenched in her mouth*
Friend: Oh, look, she has a buccaneer in her teeth!
Me: I think you mean "dagger."
Friend: Oh, that's right, a buccaneer is a curved sword.
Me: No, that's a cutlass. A buccaneer is a pirate.
Friend: Wow, that's a pretty...what are those things on the front of ships called?
Me: Figurehead, I believe.
Friend: Oh, yeah. I kept thinking "maidenhead," but that's very, very wrong.
*Geena Davis is fighting somebody, dagger clenched in her mouth*
Friend: Oh, look, she has a buccaneer in her teeth!
Me: I think you mean "dagger."
Friend: Oh, that's right, a buccaneer is a curved sword.
Me: No, that's a cutlass. A buccaneer is a pirate.
Friend: Wow, that's a pretty...what are those things on the front of ships called?
Me: Figurehead, I believe.
Friend: Oh, yeah. I kept thinking "maidenhead," but that's very, very wrong.
