title: Happy Together Chapter 6
rating: PG-13 for language, very SLIGHT use of language
notes: sorry it's been a long time! i keep forgetting to post D:
summary: Leeteuk and Kangin are known as the parents of Super Junior, figuratively that is... well, not anymore.
A/N: So sorry it took me forever to post this and it's so short ;___; school's started so I don't have that much time to spazz about what kind of crack I can put the SJ family through next XD
Kangin pressed the end button for the umpteenth time and glared at his phone, ‘Why won’t he answer?’ he thought idly, bouncing Kyuhyun a bit since the baby was starting to make little noises of discomfort. He felt a sharp tug on his pants leg, he turned to glare at the little offender, only to find Siwon looking at him curiously. “Yes, Siwonnie?” he asked, his eyebrows raised to match the little Shibrows that were arched in question. “Appa, where’s Yesung hyung?” Kangin fought the urge to break something, “Fuck. We haven’t even started living as a family and the kids are already giving me trouble…” he muttered under his breath as he tried to stay calm and give the expectant Siwon a calm smile. “Are you sure, Siwonnie? I mean, you know Yesung, he’s probably just in the bathroom or something…” The mini-Shibrows scrunched up together, “But Appa, hyung’s been missing ever since we found Chullie noona.” Kangin’s eyebrows shot up in alarm as he digested what his ‘son’ just told him as Heechul ‘hmphed’ in annoyance at the ‘noona’ comment. Kangin suddenly thanked whatever deity was up there that Leeteuk didn’t answer his phone. While demanding why his little Horse only informed him of this predicament now, Kangin ushered his little brood in search of his lost child.
Meanwhile, as Kangin fell victim to the Princess Chullie and managed to lose a child, Leeteuk on the other hand started off with Heechul, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Donghae, and Ryeowook until he also fell into the aegyo trap and was led on to another section as Heechul stomped his way over to his Appa .
“Sungminnie ,Ryeowookie darlings, where are you taking me?” Leeteuk asked gently, warily eyeing the “TO LADIES SECTION” arrow signs they just happened to be following. The normal timid Ryeowook looked up at him, “Well Teukkie Umma is our real Umma now! And we want our Umma to look pretty.” He smiled sweetly. Leeteuk came to an abrupt stop after hearing what his child just told him and couldn’t help but let out a surprised “EHHH??!” in the process. He wanted to turn back and continue shopping for all his children but Sungmin, being the martial arts expert that he is, kept the leader’s hand in an iron grip, preventing Leeteuk from escaping his fate. "Sungminnie… let Umma go…” he tried to reason with his little bunny. Sungmin looked back at him with bright eyes, “You’re going to be me, Wookie, and Chullie’s Umma, you have to look and act the part! What will all the other parents say when they see you and Appa together and you’re in sweats and a large hoodie??” the little boy tsk-ed, dragging the defeated Leader to the dressing room where Ryeowook was already waiting for them with a whole wardrobe ready. ‘Kangin, I hope you’re doing so much better than I am…’ he briefly thought of his 'husband' imagining them all happily enjoying their ice cream as he was being lead to his impending doom.