Shut Up & Listen To Me! (Or, Kim Heechul's Guide To Being A Perfect Petal)
Heechul-focus. PG-13. Crack, humor. Oneshot.
{ So, you want to be a Petal. And yes, that’s a statement, not a question, because obviously everybody should want to be a Petal. So if you don’t, shut up and become one anyway.
But it’s not enough to just want to be a Petal. Heck, it’s not even enough to just love me. And since most of you guys are completely retarded (as, let’s face it, a lot of people who aren’t me are) I have decided to make you a sort of Bible so that you learn to at least pretend you aren’t retarded. Hella yeah. }
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