Title: come hither
Pairing: Hyukjae x bad pick up lines (Hyukjae x Kyuhyun; Hyukjae x his dorm)
Word Count: 600+
Note: Inspired by Hyukjae’s hilarious come hither sexy face.
Warning: Crack. Bad pick up lines. Hyukjae wanting to get laid.
Summary: Hyukjae attempts to make his dorm mates come hither. No one wants to.
“So,” Hyukjae purrs, leaning a bony hip against the couch. “How about you and I go to my room and do some horizontal dancing?”