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Saturday, July 11th, 2009
9:30 am [ostro_goth]	Reality acording to Zexion I always love the geeky, literal way Zexion has of dealing with the reality he perceives. But in this thread, with Xaldin's Other (=former self when he still had a heart), Dilan, he has outdone himself: cloakitwithplot "...Yes." A pause. "...Are you dreaming?" sliceitwithwind "Or hallucinating." Dilan agrees, "Hangovers do that to me." cloakitwithplot "Oh." [[long pause]] "...Could you wake up soon? I don't like this dream much." sliceitwithwind [[VERY long pause]] "Sorry?" Apologies to all the blank lines harmed in the making of this Milliquotes post; but on the comm, they didn't look nearly as expressive as in the thread, and there was no whitetext in them. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
11:11 am [asar_suti]	Bunnies!! BUNNIES!!!!! Only in Milliways would bunnies be a part of a serious death threat like this: "... or so help me I will carve you into small enough pieces to let the bunnies feed on your cold, dead, drugged body while I watch." licensed_pro, on this threat. Erm, thread. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
10:58 pm [blinkandyoumiss]	'Jake replaces the glasses, and starts thinking out loud. "Well. So you're... possibly connected the United States government's intelligence sector. Which obviously means you have to keep secrets, so clearly I can't trust you. Both of these could be Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, or both could be harmless. "But you're also a geek, and a traditional one at that, which would mean that you'd want to make the test as close to the movie as possible. "But then again, there's also no way to develop an immunity to Gargle Blasters that I can recall, otherwise Beeblebrox and Ford Prefect would've known about it and taken it. But we're also dealing with a magical bar that could provide you with anything you can think of, and there's always the chance that they just didn't think to ask for it." Beat. "Or you could have an Infinite Improbability Drive hidden in your pocket, in which case I'm screwed."' - Jake Foley CONTEXT TURTLE! (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 18th, 2009
4:27 pm [renegade_enzo]	A good Milli-quote to return to Milliways with. "Oh, so you're a wiseguy with good manners," Sophia says, as though everything suddenly makes sense. "A well-preserved wiseguy." Sophia Petrillo [pictureitsicily] to Tom Riddle, here. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
4:52 pm [a1enzo]	I assume this is okay since the funny part was not my own. heyfootballhead: "Did you tell her? What happened?" a1enzo: "Yeah, I finally did! On a tropical beach at sunset." heyfootballhead: "Enzo," Arnold says solemnly, "you're a stud." Context knows it. (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 14th, 2009
9:34 pm [mend_and_defend]	Excerpted from this thread between Enzo and Momiji. a1enzo: The mun is of the opinion that Momiji attempting to conquer Europe would be hilarious. candied_rabbit: It would! But kind of futile. There would be a lot of wibbling, when it turned out that his legions of marshmallow peeps weren't a big enough force to bring Italy into submission. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
11:49 am [guppy_sandhu]	For making me lol... "I know," Atton says, sadly. "I often like a good brawl. There's a lake area out back where people can fight, or wench. Or both, simultaneously, if they're very talented." Context. (Comment on this)
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
8:27 pm [foxy_l33t]	from mogget_cat, here! "Recent research has shown that cats, as well as part-cats and not'cats, can act as effective doom shields or deterrents in some cases, deflecting or dampening the effects of doom on the person upon whom the cat is currently focusing their attention." -Munroe, Mun. "A Brief Study of the Effects of Lol-, Part- Not- and True Cats on Persons Within a Certain Distance Radius." Not'Cat Fancy Vol. 42, London, New York, Milliways Bar: Flying Penguin Publishing, February 2009. pg. 19-42. SAPH YOU ARE A GEEK AND ILU. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
6:41 pm [moriendi]	Not a player anymore, just a lurker -- but someone had to quote this. From here. stuck_mynock: If you sing, I'm just going to go, you know." guppy_sadhu: Guppy holds it in. "But I could get you cheaper car insurance." stuck_mynock: Kindly: "I know, Guppy. I know." (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
5:37 pm [innerbrat]	Hercules is a family man! "It involves my accursed brother Ares. He..." There is no proper way to say this. "He doth be a gargantuan prick." - here. ♥ (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 11th, 2009
5:34 am [fighting_mad]	A+, would laugh again! There are some real gems throughout the entire post, but the one that had me in hysterics was from here, wherein Charlie Andrews has just offered Jayne Cobb a slice of pie, for the price of a friendly smile. swinging_cod: . . . is she for real? Even Kaylee at her worst never shot this many rainbows out her ass. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 2nd, 2009
12:25 pm [sliceitwithwind]	Teja, on Roxas in this thread "He had better find a heart soon, the little demented creature." (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, December 22nd, 2008
9:03 pm [young_tmriddle]	AHAHAHA... From here, with Ava and her Technicolor demon writer: Ava, meanwhile, is irritably wiping her table with a napkin. On the wall beside her head, more words appear: all my BASE are belong to "Are you kidding me?" (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 18th, 2008
12:39 am [asar_suti]	Strange and silent muffins "I'd like that, with you...but I have to ask. Why are strange and silent people giving you muffins?" Charlie Monroe (licensed_pro), on this thread, after Teja got a basket of Xaldin's muffins from one of Larxene's Lessers.- (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
11:36 pm [doc_venkman]	What happens when you got a pair of ninja turtle brothers doing tending while not at all sober? You get fun people showing up! Like Mother Nature. monthly_gift : "I don't think you want this present, honey. I usually only give them to women." She pats the gift, but doesn't take it away. If he wants a box with feminine hygiene products in it (though he won't get the physical benefit), he's more than welcome to it...she has plenty of them. mnt_mike : "That's so funny! I have a gift that I usually only give to women too!" The narration just facepalms. I LOL'd and died. XD (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 5th, 2008
2:32 am [jack_and_tyler]	sixlittleseeds: "Do you know what you just did?" untiedtheknots: "...Drank green beer?" sixlittleseeds: "Said 'surprise me' to a sapient, interdimensional bar with a sense of humour." (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
10:03 am [mend_and_defend]	In the future everyone will be famous a ninja for fifteen minutes. - Context is in this planning post in valve_ways, but do you really need it? :) (Comment on this)
Monday, September 1st, 2008
8:24 pm [asar_suti]	**giggles** "There are reasons the Nobodies are fucked up. Mickey Mouse is out to kill them." ((sliceitwithwind, from this thread)) (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2008
1:56 pm [innerbrat]	Sabriel wonders vaguely what would happen if she were to enter Death while he was in the room. She isn't sure, but has a feeling it would be rude. walksindeath, here. (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
6:25 pm [slayer_fray]	'To Whom It May Concern: My observation has shown that MIT graduates are twice as likely as normal people to become involved in desperate situations that necessitate harming, killing, or otherwise maiming persons...' jv_034 to Gordon Freeman, here. (1 Comment |Comment on this)