Recipient: sageness
Title: "Shallow Waters"
Author: mrsronweasley
Fandom and Pairing: "My Life as a Dog" + "ReGenesis" crossover: Johnny Johannson/Danny Dexter
Summary: Danny is a damn good teacher. Johnny's a quick student. (pre-either canon)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for sageness, who wanted a Callum character and a Hugh character, and a posible theme of "water". This just happened to be a lucky coincidence that both men have portrayed...Canadian hockey players.

Happy Belated Birthday, Sage! Hope this pleases you.

Danny nearly inhaled water as he came up to the surface...

Recipient: fox1013
Title: Happy Fucking Birthday, Mr. Rennie
Authors: Clueless (lilac_one) and strangecobwebs
Pairing: RPS - Canadian road trip without the trip: Hugh/Callum with special guest appearances by Paul Gross, Martha Burns, Molly Parker, Peter Outerbridge, Sandra Oh, Don McKellar, Daniel McIvor

Clueless' Notes: My eternal thanks to the divine Ms. C for taking the computer off my lap when I had no clue what the hell should come next, and picking up the narrative. She thought she had agreed only to beta, not write half the darn thing. Plus, I kept her up until ass o'clock writing and she didn't even kick me off her bed and out of her house until the first draft was done, even though she had to go to work in the morning. Gigantic thanks to mayatawi, too, for making Hugh squeeze, not laughing at me too hard when I provided irate commentary as I wrote, and for waiting for me to finish writing a quick blowjob so she could drive me home at the aforementioned ass o'clock. Lastly, my gratitude to justbreathe80, who was at the top of both of our lists to ask to beta, because she is The Porny Choice.

SCW's Notes: lilac_one rocks, which is obvious because this was all her idea. I just got suckered in agreed to help because I can't say no to people love Clueless just that much. And of course, justbreathe80 is the best thing ever for her incredibly swift and incredibly good beta skills. fox1013, I hope this is at least a little of what you were looking for!

( Callum heaved a sigh and, not meeting Hugh's eyes, asked, 'So, you're good?' Hugh wasn't quite good, because maybe Callum was going to cut off his fucking nuts after they got in the house, but besides that, everything was peachy. )

Recipient: rhythmsextion
Title: Auld Lang Syne
Author: brynwulf
Fandom and Pairing: RPS slash - Paul Gross/Callum Keith Rennie
AN: brooklinegirl was generous enough to allow me to get in under the line with half a story last night (or I assume she did since she wasn't calling for last minute writers for my assignment *g*), and I promised to finish it tonight. With the help of the fabulous and totally rocking moosesal, that happened. She really came through with ideas, suggestions and comments which made this hastily cobbled story something so much better for its recipient. Rhythmsextion, sorry you had to wait, hon. Here's your Paul and Callum.

( Old time's sake...yada yada yada )

Darlings, as of last night, we have TWENTY-FOUR midsummer2006 fics posted! All of you who struggled and worked like mad to get your fics ready and posted on time: I adore you madly. ♥

We - sadly - have two participants who are missing in action, and that means that I have called in the troops regarding desperately beyond last-minute pinch hitters. I have two lovely, wonderful, FABULOUS minions who have volunteered to step in and proved fics for sageness and fox1013 by this Friday, August 18th. I apologize for the additional wait, Sage and Fox, especially since I know how hard the both of you worked getting your fics in on time. But this way, the fantabulous women writing for you have time to produce a quality fic and - knowing what it is they're working on - I think you will really love what we have in store for you.

Regarding the two missing participants: sorry, but the time has passed. I know RL gets in the way, but we have pinch-hitters for you now, so no late-posting of fics.

So hey, we have two new fics being frantically written right now! Something to look forward to, yay?

Again: HUGE thank you to everyone who wrote, betaed, supported the writers, pimped the comm, left feedback, and offered - both two weeks ago when I asked, and again today when I BEGGED - to pinch-hit. I adore you all! ♥

Recipient: written for pearl_o, who requested Dan-centric back-story or slash. This is both. :D
Title: Vinculum
Author: sageness
Rating: NC-17
Length: 8000 words
Fandom and Pairing: Wilby Wonderful — Dan/Val, Dan/Duck, Dan/OMC, Duck/OMC, and, um, others...
Notes: Dan's watching The Magnificent Seven in the video store, which is where Steve McQueen's line of dialogue comes from.
Acknowledgments: Endless and eternal gratitude to china_shop & malnpudl, who midwived, helped research, beta'd, and held my hand across an ocean and half a continent. Champions, both of them. ♥ ♥ ♥
Summary: He wondered how often people committed adultery by accident.



Vinculum

Recipient: bjohan57
Title: Three Ways Chris Cutter Might Have Gotten Head, One He Did, and One He Definitely Did Not
Author: cold_poet
Fandom: Men with Brooms
Pairing: Chris Cutter/everyone (well not really but close)

Notes: bjohan57 requested Anything Men With Brooms with Chris Cutter, paired with anyone or anything, because he would do anything or anyone. I mean, hell, he banged two sisters within a period of a couple of weeks. No problem. :) (Well actually yes, it was but only because I couldn't write for crap and had to start over 5 times) So as a result I owe a HUGE amount of thanks to brynwulf for agreeing to beta this at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. You dearest, ROCK.

( The first time, Chris was driving down the road with coach on the roof of the car.  )

Recipient: katrin
Title: One Night in Toronto
Author: strangecobwebs
Fandom: Men with Brooms/Last Night
Pairing: Craig Zwiller/Chris Cutter/Amy (Foley) Cutter

Notes: Massive amounts of thanks to brooklinegirl for helping me figure out what the hell to write, telling me the first draft didn't work AT ALL, and doing the first beta on this. lilac_one deserves lots of hugsnkisses for helping me keep my sanity, as well as for her beta work. mrsronweasley and justbreathe80 were also instrumental in the final version of this. I love each and every one of you for many reasons, but especially for putting up with me on this!
(It's my first threesome, ok? I needed lots of help...)

( Cutter pointed at the 'multiple partners' section: threesome - two men, one woman. 'We can help with that.' )

Recipient: aerye
Title: Wide Open Space
Author: kelliem and aukestrel
Fandom and Pairing: Getting Married in Buffalo Jump/Paris or Somewhere - Alex Bresnyachuk/Christy Mahon
Word Count: currently 30,000+

Even though we actually did start this two months ago, it's turned out to be longer than we thought it would be (how shocked are you to hear that?). So here's part 1, to be followed shortly by part 2 and possibly even part 3, today or tomorrow.

( Wide Open Space | 1 )

Recipient: ubixtiz
Title: Reconnection
Author: bjohan57
Fandom and Pairing: Wilby Wonderful, Carol/Buddy.
Rating: All nice apart from one naughty word and thematic elements.

( The first time that Carol Chan saw Wilby Island with her own eyes, she was disappointed. )

Fantabulous work so far, my darlings! I am in AWE of you and your writing and the FABULOUS array of little-known Canadian cinema fic we have here so far! you are all entirely awesome, and I've only gotten around to reading about half of them so far, but seriously: you are all so talented, I could die from GLEE.

Today is the final day of posting, remember. There should be eight more fics posted, according to my list. Don't panic! You can do it! I have faith in you! Your readers have faith in you! *\o/*

It's the home stretch of PORN!

For brynwulf.
Title: Undiscovered Country
Author: Chris
Fandom and Pairing: Last Night/Slings and Arrows, Craig Zwiller/Geoffrey Tennant
Rating: R
Word Count: 1900
Notes: Many, many thanks to my lovely betas, izzybeth and rhythmsextion, who save me from all sorts of idiocies.

( And that, right then, that was the first time Craig Zwiller thought about doing a guy. )

Recipient: cold_poet
Title: In the Summer
Author: Amy (alexia@innergeekdom.net)
Fandoms and Pairings: Ahahahahahaha. Um, in order: Grey's Anatomy, Under the Tuscan Sun, Sideways, Last Night, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, Wilby Wonderful, Double Happiness, Popular, and RPF. Pretty much all gen or canon. Um. Kind of.
Summary: She can't wait until it's winter again.
Notes: Written for cold_poet, whose request was "Sandra Oh, Sandra Oh, Sandra Oh." OH AND HOW.
Beta help from rorylie, sailorscully, tellitslant, oxoniensis, anonymous_sibyl, escritoireazul, dionneshea, and, as always, pearl_o, who is (also as always) at least partially to blame.
3,250 words

In the Summer

Recipient: akite
Title: Pocketful of Mumbles (courtesy of The Boxer, which I realize is somewhat inappropriate, but there you are.)
Author: mondschein1
Fandom and Pairing: Hard Core Logo, gen with subtext in whatever direction you want to read it as.
Notes: 57 KB. Enormous thanks to shrewreader and isiscolo for beta. Extra special bonus points to Isis for betaing under a deadline.

( Pocketful of Mumbles )

Recipient: misspamela
Title: Dearly Beloved
Author: rhythmsextion
Fandom and Pairing: Men With Brooms, Cutter/Amy
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Approximately 2800 words. Also, so so so much love and thanks goes out to my betas: the_antichris, who taught me about the fine art of contrast and also a gave me an interesting lesson in dashes; and malnpudl who put up with draft after draft of this bastard, offered countless suggestions regarding imagery, POV and tenses and, ultimately, made this even halfway readable. (Seriously, you really really don't want to know what this thing looked in its first draft.)


(She awakes with a sore back and a pounding headache. For all that Lennox likes to tell people that his couch is comfortable, Amy's always had the distinct feeling that he's never actually attempted to sleep on it himself.)

Recipient: bohemian__storm
Title: "Mint, Part Deux: Beer"
Author: mrsronweasley
Fandom and Pairing: Men With Brooms, Cutter/Lennox
Summary: Two boys, a joint, some beer, a pool table, and a whole lot of mixed sports metaphors. (NC-17)
Notes: For the wonderful bohemian__storm, who really wanted Cutter/Lennox porn. I hope this is to her liking. Those two just aimed to misbehave. (If anybody's wondering about the title, this is what happens when I get no sleep. If you get it, more power to you, and, oh. God help you.)

With HUGE thanks to brooklinegirl for another totally excellent beta. And putting up with all the freaking out. From, like, everyone. ♥

'Yeah, okay, they're gone.'