Everyone needs a little Dick in their lives. ([info]trickydickblack) wrote in [info]midgard_rpg,
@ 2007-06-02 01:09:00
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[Filter: Assassin's Guild, including wanderers and lazy fucking bastards]
I've got jobs for the lot of you.

Most of them are shit hits with even worse pay, but it's something, which is what you've been asking for, yeah? Welcome back to the world of getting paid by pissed off wives and bitter ex-employees.

Come see me if you want one of 'em.

[Filter: Douwe or Arden]
How's the kid? I heard he was sick.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
You comin' or what?

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 06:13 am UTC (link)
I have to get the time off from work and come up with a good lie for my girlfriend, give me some time here.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 06:15 am UTC (link)
Alright, I'll pencil you i--

[The words trail off.]

Wait, girlfriend??

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 06:18 am UTC (link)
Yes. Girlfriend. It's been at least three years now.

Her name is Nadia.

I am trying to figure out how to ask her to marry me without sounding like a fool.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 06:29 am UTC (link)
Ah, I see. Damn, I don't know shit about you anymore, do I?

Oh man, don't ask me. I'd probably suggest you draw her a pretty picture or something.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 06:33 am UTC (link)
I don't know anything about you guys anymore either, so I think we are even there.

I cut my hair. I work in a coffee shop. I sew now. I have a cat named Bloodninja who is a fearsome sight to behold. I have a stepson, sort of? I do costumes for Edward and Harvey Hannibal, they are sort of famous.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 06:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, definitely even. Though not much has changed around here.

Ahaha, we're all turning into crazy cat ladies aren't we. I suppose it's inevitable. I'll have my own soon enough. As for costumes... huh, I think I've heard of them. Not a bad retirement if you ask me.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 06:42 am UTC (link)
It's a nice sort of life. I like it.

The war made me realize how much I miss my old job, though.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 10:11 am UTC (link)
Feel like you might make it to fourty, even?

Hah. Well, if you're ever missing it that much I might hire part-time.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I haven't really thought about it much. I guess I might.

We can discuss it when I come visit.

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[Filter: Siegmund]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna start taking bets on people's life-spans soon enough. I've already got the cache of canes for the old and infirm...

Alright.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]manteljunge
2007-06-02 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Forty isn't that old.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]douwe
2007-06-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Wanderers and lazy bastards? Where in there do I fit?

He's...better. We haven't had a relapse yet, but he's sleeping much more than usual. I thought it was food poisoning, but we haven't found any yet.

How's Morroc and the Guild?

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[Filter: Douwe]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
You're neither! I was just including them.

Well ... that's good, I guess. I assume the U.C.'s looking into it, right?

It's alright. Oddly quiet.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]douwe
2007-06-02 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Yay! I wondered, because I knew lazy applied most the time...

Yeah. Marlene came back to help for a bit, and the church kept him overnight just in case. Lilith has it too, and she says she's relapsed, so.

In the guild or Morroc itself?

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[Filter: Douwe]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-03 05:07 am UTC (link)
Haha, no, you're not lazy enough to fit in that category. Just consider some of the rats around here. You're practically a marathon runner next to them.

Hmm. Like I just said to Arden, I hope it's just something going around. Anything fishy been going on out there? Other than everyone and their mother getting sick, that is.

In the guild. I think everyone's a little too used to not having anything to do around here. Hopefully that'll change.

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]douwe
2007-06-03 08:59 am UTC (link)
You have a point. I've been learning quite a bit of origami lately, though. It passes the time working...since actually working is just out of the way.

Just people getting sick, as far as I can tell. I wondered if it was food, but I haven't found any sign of food being bad yet.

From what I remember, not having things to do usually made the guilder so much louder. I guess it's less stressfull now?

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[Filter: Rick]
[info]semperfinis
2007-06-03 04:42 am UTC (link)
He's okay right now. Thanks for asking.

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[Filter: Arden]
[info]trickydickblack
2007-06-03 05:02 am UTC (link)
Well I hope it's just something going around.

You wilting without my glorious presence yet?

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