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[Nov. 4th, 2006|07:27 pm] |
As you can tell by my last few reviews, I haven’t had a decent frozen meal in days. Truth be told, I under rated the last two meals because today, I had the worst pig slop, vomit inducing meal under the sun. I am very honestly concerted for my own health after having ingested a little under half of Smart Ones “Chicken Enchiladas Monterey”
Info:
“Two flour tortillas filled with tender chicken (LIARS!!!)
Smothered in a spicy tomato pepper sauce paired with a side of southwest style rice and corn”
-310 Calories
-10 Grams of fat
Spread out- not something I should be able to do with “Tender chicken”
Similar? Yes. Coincidence? I think not.
Molly screams (laced with cussing and vomiting): My trust has been violated!! When you buy a frozen enchilada, you trust that when the description says “Filled with tender chicken” that the enchilada will be filled with tender chicken. This enchilada however, was filled with “chicken” mousse/catslop. Forget the shitty rice and the sauce that tasted more like BBQ sauce than any Spanish style sauce I’ve ever had, just forget all of that and lets get right down to what sent me to the toilet hurling up my insides. Inside the tortilla was a generous pink frothy mousse. No chunks, no evidence of chicken whatsoever. This was a smooth pale pink paste. This was the “tender chicken” I was promised. I read the ingredients on the side of the box and surprise, chicken isn’t even listed as an ingredient. Instead the box states “chicken fat”, “chicken broth” and “chicken base”. So basically I’ve come to believe that this crappy tortilla is filled with a blended version of the previously stated ingredients, put into a pastry bag, and piped into the center of the tortilla. Never EVER should chicken be turned into a frothy mousse. I can’t even process my thoughts clearly enough to describe how disgusted I am to all of you (of course, the “chicken” was processed enough for all of us). I am so disgusted. I feel violated; more so than I ever have in my life (childhood enemas have nothing on this). NOBODY tell me that I can disguise this abomination of a meal with taco sauce or salsa because I just don’t want to hear it.
I give this crap:
(Not me)
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LOL!! Oh my god. I'm soo sorry you had to experience that. I'm glad however that I didn't have to.
Wow! That was some nasty-looking stuff. I loved the doodles on the box, btw. LOL!
I read this after you linked it and I have never tried it and probably won't now. However, the smartones version of chicken enchiladas suiza is my absolute favorite so I wonder how similar they are
Ok, well hopefully I will have time to write a review for this soon but I will spoil the surprise and tell you I had a similar reaction. I was able to finish it though so it will receive one star from me but I was totally baffled as to how wrong it tasted | |
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