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Created on 2002-10-14 17:17:39 (#739979), last updated 2002-10-14
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Basic Info| Name: | Arda All-Species Daycare |
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| Website: | The community is part of MESPT |
| Membership: | Open |
| Posting Access: | All Members |
AboutPUPPETS: Let's face it. Between kidnappings, unscheduled trips to Mandos, three-day-long shagfests, rampant mun neglect, and the occasional random teleportation across Middle-Earth (if not to other dimensions entirely!), you lead a busy life. We understand. You do try to be a good parent -- or maybe you don't -- regardless, it would be nice to know your little plot device darling is in the best of care...even if your entire homeland has been annihilated and you're dead. Again.
MUNS: Sure, that pregnancy plotline was a neat idea at the time and the birth date sparked a lot of attention, but now your puppet is saddled with an infant -- probably two -- and it's really cramping his/her style! Eventually that kid's gonna get his own journal and grow up overnight, but what are you going to do until then...? You already have your hands full. You don't have time for baby puppets.
So. What do you do? Easy. You enroll your little ones at Arda All-Species Daycare! Whether you're real or a figment of somebody's imagination, we are ready torelieve you of the burden shoulder the responsibility for you. Just think:
No more awkward explanations when people ask why you haven't mentioned the baby(ies) in a month!
No more scrambling to find disposable diapers in a world that technically hasn't even invented 'em yet!
No more dumping kids off at Gamgee Hall and hoping the glued-on footfur will pass muster!
And when we say "All-Species," we mean it! No matter what size or degree of genetic improbability, we have the facilities to keep your little ones happy, healthy, and heavily sedated (if necessary). We even accept grown children if they can be proven sufficiently incompetant!
Located in an undisclosed location within a day's commute of all major Middle-Earth population centers, we guarantee your brood will be safe from fire, flood, invasion, abduction, canonicity, and armageddon. We are not legally liable for unexpected transformations, but if your child should suddenly age, change gender, or switch species while under our care, we will immediately inform you by raven post.
Arda All-Species Daycare -- just what today's ridiculously fertile world needs! For employment opportunities, enquire within. Valar/maiar patronage is welcome!
MUNS: Sure, that pregnancy plotline was a neat idea at the time and the birth date sparked a lot of attention, but now your puppet is saddled with an infant -- probably two -- and it's really cramping his/her style! Eventually that kid's gonna get his own journal and grow up overnight, but what are you going to do until then...? You already have your hands full. You don't have time for baby puppets.
So. What do you do? Easy. You enroll your little ones at Arda All-Species Daycare! Whether you're real or a figment of somebody's imagination, we are ready to
And when we say "All-Species," we mean it! No matter what size or degree of genetic improbability, we have the facilities to keep your little ones happy, healthy, and heavily sedated (if necessary). We even accept grown children if they can be proven sufficiently incompetant!
Located in an undisclosed location within a day's commute of all major Middle-Earth population centers, we guarantee your brood will be safe from fire, flood, invasion, abduction, canonicity, and armageddon. We are not legally liable for unexpected transformations, but if your child should suddenly age, change gender, or switch species while under our care, we will immediately inform you by raven post.
Arda All-Species Daycare -- just what today's ridiculously fertile world needs! For employment opportunities, enquire within. Valar/maiar patronage is welcome!
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