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<3 pussies [16 Dec 2008|11:18am]

oceandezignz
[ mood | amused ]

(( insert Vekrith petting Cirsta's pet cat))
You emote to Vekrith: Cirsta wonders why you're so interested in playing with her pussy
Vekrith tells you: <3 pussies
You reply to Vekrith: *dies laughing*
Vekrith tells you: :D

(1 PK death~It's my adventure!)
[16 Dec 2008|09:18am]

messenger
Deserter says: ever xpd with cristofer?
You say: Nope.
Deserter says: hes a good rper ..makes me want to be one lol

(It's my adventure!)
[01 Dec 2008|09:36am]

messenger
I just read every single post from the first one.

Hlaul tells you: hey do me a favor, im an alt of another character that was
made specifically for warning purposes
You reply to Hlaul: aright?
Hlaul tells you: Cenn contacted me asking for login credentials to the game.
just put that up as a warning to other players and the game administrators
on the WS board
Hlaul replies: damn balloon keeper wont let me cross to WS to do it myself
You reply to Hlaul: Well, as I wasn't contacted, I don't really feel
comfortable posting something like that.
You reply to Hlaul: And it probably wasn't really Cenn, but someone
pretending to be him.
You reply to Hlaul: Most "Cenn" people are just people who use his name for
credibility or famity, etc.
Hlaul replies: well someone was doing it.
You reply to Hlaul: *shrug* Tell them no, follow the rules.
Hlaul replies: anyway yeah i told him to fuck off pardon the language
Hlaul replies: anyway i gotta get ready for work

lolz.

(1 PK death~It's my adventure!)
Someone foresaw this coming... [27 Oct 2008|06:09pm]

beatspaceai
[ mood | amused ]

And in the words of Palin - YOU BETCHA!

[mage] Jermayan [necromancer] i have this yellow thing on my keychain, its a
disposable brathalyzer, but it kinda long and cilyndrical, er however you
spell it, but i have succesfully inserted it into two different women lol.
[mage] Jermayan [necromancer] OOPS MISTELL
[mage] Jermayan [necromancer] LOL
[mage]Little [sorcerer] ............
[mage] Ats'rica stares.
[mage] Little sees this on merenthaquotes
[mage] Jermayan [necromancer] ROFL MY BAG
[mage] Markosis [sorcerer] wow
[mage] Squeeze [wizard] LMFAO

(It's my adventure!)
Masada typo'd. HELL FROZE [19 Oct 2007|08:02am]

oceandezignz
[ mood | amused ]

[mage] Xeke [warlock] i can take on 3 orcs at a time, but would most likely
lose to a squirrel...
[mage] Masada [sorcerer] Buff squireel. Probably has vorpal teeth.
[mage] Masada [sorcerer] *squirrel.
[mage] Cirsta [druid] Snicker snack! Snicker snack!
[mage] Masada really has to start watching as he types.
[mage] Cirsta [druid] Masada made a typo
[mage] Masada could stop reading Fark, he supposes. "Meh."
[mage] Kaetarin [sorcerer] No way!
[mage] Cirsta calls up Hell. Hears there's a blizzard down there. Shakes
head.

(It's my adventure!)
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rick Roll'd... [04 Oct 2007|08:11pm]

chi_aisling
[ mood | amused ]

Jelod [newbie] who is rick roll anyway
Dalen says: poor poor jelod...
Cirsta [newbie] Elf Bard
SumGuy [newbie] nesus
Jelod [newbie] OMG THIS IS A HORRIBLE SONG
Cirsta [newbie] ROFL
Regal [newbie] my humps?
Raeyvn [newbie] HAHAHA
Dalen says: called it
Jelod [newbie] why did you make me listen to this
You roll around on the floor laughing.
Raeyvn [newbie] someone rick rolled you?
You roll around on the floor laughing.
Rick Roll [newbie] if you want better music, go to youtube and type in Rick
Roll.
[newbie] Rick Roll snickers.
Jelod [newbie] i just wikipedia'd it
[newbie] Cirsta is holding her sides - they hurt so hard
Raeyvn [newbie] hahaha
Rick Roll [newbie] lol
Raeyvn [newbie] oh god it hurts to laugh
Rick Roll shouts in Eltherian: You've just been rickroll'd!
Cirsta [newbie] owwww
... later...
Jelod [newbie[ i hate you rick, i have that song stuck in my head now
Cirsta [newbie] PWNT

(It's my adventure!)
Masada sounds interesting [13 Feb 2007|11:35am]

oceandezignz
This shows you how to NOT use the emote command.

Moke says: well your gettin off easy then
Suffer asks: who did what?
Cold Stalker spanks you.
Cold Stalker gasps in shock.
You ack.
Masada sounds like someone's getting off.
Masada says: Oh, that was so bad.
Moke cackles demonically.
Masada blushes.
Masada blushes.
Masada blushes.
Masada blushes.
Masada blushes.
Moke points directly at Masada.
Moke rolls around on the floor laughing.

(8 PK deaths~It's my adventure!)
Trippin has been a VERY naughty boy. [01 Nov 2006|10:02pm]

raeyvn
[ mood | amused ]

Trippin asked me to delete his screenname so you people can't IM him. ♥

Trippin: i just stole from an admin :P
WhenStacisAttack: :O
WhenStacisAttack: you're dested!
Trippin: A little voodoo volcano 1 No
WhenStacisAttack: hahaha XD
Trippin: you think he'll be pissed if i set off the volcano
WhenStacisAttack: hahaha
WhenStacisAttack: yeah i think so. XD
WhenStacisAttack: but
WhenStacisAttack: oh dear god
WhenStacisAttack: i can't say you getting dested would be worth it
WhenStacisAttack: but
WhenStacisAttack: it'd be.. almost worth it

Trippin: i asked him if i did a bad thing that was funny if he'd call down the holy thunder on me
Trippin: he hasn't replied

Trippin [legend] hey aedrin if i do something kinda bad that will be
extremely funny will i get the holy thunder called down upon me ?
Trippin [legend] i mean you can humiliate me afterward i just don't wanna be
smited or anything :P
[legend] Nosgoth grins
Aedrin [legend] Define something kinda bad.
Trippin [legend] it's nothing illegal or anything
Trippin [legend] i just have sticky fingers
Aedrin [legend] If you find it is not illegal then I don't care :P
Trippin [legend] ok i'm holding you to that
Aedrin [legend] But if it ends up being illegal :P
Trippin [legend] gah
Trippin [legend] here goes nothing
Aedrin [legend] :P
Nosgoth [legend] heheheh

Trippin: A little clay model of the xenora volcano. A powerful shaman made it.. you
can [erupt] if you like, but someone may get hurt...
2110 hps|1275 sp|1875 mp
You say the secret magic words the shaman taught you over the mini volcano!
err uhmm.. k.. you fake it.

Trippin recites the secret words of the high shaman over the little
volcano...
Dark puffs of smoke billow out of the Xenora volcano...
The sky darkens as hot volcanic ash begins to rain down all over...
The realms shake and rumble as the volcano gods grow restless...
A river of lava starts to ooze its way down the mountainside...
Hundreds of Xenorians cry out in distress... the gods must be angry again!.

A hushed whisper spreads across the lands... a sacrifice will be made...


Eoghain screams as he is thrown into the Xenora volcano!
Eoghain cries out for his mommy as he is consumed by the volcano!


Ahmeket screams as he is thrown into the Xenora volcano!
Ahmeket cries out for his mommy as he is consumed by the volcano!


Arc'tos screams as he is thrown into the Xenora volcano!
Arc'tos cries out for his mommy as he is consumed by the volcano!


Briseis screams as she is thrown into the Xenora volcano!
The volcano gurgles happily, Briseis must be a true virgin!


Mystikal screams as he is thrown into the Xenora volcano!
A fresh shower of hot ash rains down as the volcano devours the yummy
virgin Mystikal.


Trippin: Aedrin tells you: Is that the 'bad'?
You reply to Aedrin: perhaps :S
Aedrin tells you: Stole mine?
You reply to Aedrin: i wouldn't say stole i was waiting for you to cast
shelter so i could hand it back :P
Aedrin tells you: I tried :P


Trippin gives a little voodoo volcano to A shadow.
Trippin blushes.
A shadow grumbles.
Trippin says: i love you :)
You roll around on the floor laughing.

Trippin: you give a little voodoo volcano to A shadow.
Trippin: he commanded me to do that

(It's my adventure!)
[21 Oct 2006|11:39am]

messenger
Barbo Sardius III <hm> SPAGHETTI




Yeah, it's back. Sadly, so is he.

(10 PK deaths~It's my adventure!)
[16 Sep 2006|10:17am]

messenger
Microsoft Telnet> open mud.merentha.com 10000
Connecting To mud.merentha.com...Could not open connection to the host, on port
10000: Connect failed
Microsoft Telnet>

lolz

(It's my adventure!)
I was due for a death. [13 Jun 2006|07:15pm]

crazylegsryan
I have a ton of near deaths if I thought anyone was interested.

__________________________________________________________


(cleric) Gem (cleric) submit to me or die! with (3 gem
(cleric) Gem (cleric) god this paint is getting to me



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Roelstra (hm) so i was trying to throw a stone
Roelstra (hm) and i threw 2 grenades
Jorgan (hm) lol
Roelstra (hm) and lost 1k hp and freaked out


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Trexia (hm) sorry... my meds make me wierd
Trexia (hm) you should see me off of them :P


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Kaetarin (hm) ...
Kaetarin (hm) Why is there a cow in my guild hall?
Yamen (hm) lol wow
Claryn (hm) is it ... nvm
Zelos (hm) rofl
Yamen (hm) now that's funny lol
Kaetarin (hm) It's a dead cow now.











Rimaga takes Fuji with it )









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Mook death---disease did it )

(2 PK deaths~It's my adventure!)
asdf [26 May 2006|11:26pm]

crazylegsryan
(hm) Aedrin notices 5 people feeding Cirsta.
Moose Jr (hm) she better not be feeding
Cirsta (hm) ... my heartfelt thanks for ruining my mood.
Invader (hm) err
Briseis (hm) feeding her food?
Ryan (hm) ha ha
Moose Jr (hm) my woman better be workin it
Aedrin (hm) Lol
Invader (hm) lol


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Roelstra (hm) fire scarab = EASY.
Roelstra (hm) holy crap they are so easy and so much xp
40 minutes later
You hear the faint howl of Roelstra's death from far away.

He actually died twice.


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Spere (hm) ahh
Spere (hm) I'll brb need a shower
Casna (hm) O.o
Casna (hm) casna does not want to know what he was doing!
Kaetarin (hm) eww
Spere (hm) your mom
Casna (hm) she dead
Casna (hm) thats wrong
Spere (hm) I have shovels
Kaetarin (hm) double eww



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Veyth (hm) is Mor'thos Drow Queen now?
Blutzen (hm) he sure is popular
Blutzen (hm) so much mail
Roelstra (hm) Everyone send me mail!
Ryan (hm) maybe it's hate mail
Blutzen (hm) i want maiol
Roelstra (hm) blutzen if you send me mail i'll send you mail
Blutzen (hm) hate mail still attention
Veyth (hm) finger dazzle
Blutzen (hm) i called you a woman
Roelstra (hm) lots of people think i am, apparently because my name ends in "stra"
Blutzen (hm) no
Blutzen (hm) its just
Blutzen (hm) i wanted to call you a woman
Blutzen (hm) otherwise
Blutzen (hm) what i said made no sense
Roelstra (hm) well i can't read it or i won't have mail anymore
Blutzen (hm) so owned
Ryan (hm) haha
Blutzen (hm) i got 2 mail
Veyth (hm) its all good
Blutzen (hm) so good
Veyth (hm) sometimes you're the woman... sometimes Cold Stalker is the woman
Veyth (hm) sometimes you're both women
Roelstra (hm) neither of us are women at the moment
Roelstra (hm) it's a lil awk.
Blutzen (hm) im a woman
Blutzen (hm) irl
Blutzen (hm) i have like
Blutzen (hm) a vagina

Veyth tells you: Blutzen thinks he's a woman coz he has a small pee pee :)



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Stuff Holan doesn't remember (long) )

(2 PK deaths~It's my adventure!)
[13 May 2006|10:41pm]

inkedflesh
Cirsta gives Trippin the glittery pink thong she jacked off of a drunk Wrin
Jacob says: ....
You exclaim: you jacked off a drunken wrin!
2110 hps|1275 sp|1875 mp >
Reyten rolls around on the floor laughing.
Cirsta rolls around on the floor laughing.
Jacob says: why he was wearing a thong, I don't want to know

(It's my adventure!)
It's true, you know. >.> [04 May 2006|05:14pm]

raeyvn
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Tool - Right In Two ]

Storm Marine [mid] i cant get flash to work...
Morius [mid] i cant while mounted
Zana [mid] rofl
Zana [mid] no kidding eh? :p
Zana [mid] flash is basiclly flipping in the air kinda hard to flip in the air on a horse :P
Seraline [mid] unless you are a horse... but i dunno if you can use as a cent
Zana [mid] cant ride a horse if you are a horse
Morius [mid] cant while im on a horse
Zana [mid] imagine how odd that would look :P
Seraline [mid] not too odd... horses gotta get made SOMEHOW

(It's my adventure!)
The Goat [25 Apr 2006|11:13pm]

nairal
[ mood | envious ]

Kronos Nosgoth has an impressive penis.
Jhul Nice
Nosgoth hehehehehe
Kronos and I reallydidn't want to know what it looks like, but oh
well,to late to claw my eyes out.
Nosgoth if yer gonna have to see it, it might as well be pretty
Kronos I'm still not sharing mine :P
Jhul Youre penis pics?

(1 PK death~It's my adventure!)
easy wiz [18 Apr 2006|04:06am]

bosheit
[18:40] arien: dude i got a shirt from there (tshirt hell)
[18:40] arien: on the front it says
[18:41] arien: if you find this shirt on your floor tomorrow morning
[18:41] arien: and then the bAack says
[18:41] arien: WE TOTALLY FUCKED
[18:41] nosgoth: hehehehhehe
[18:41] arien: now go make me some breakfast bitch
[18:41] arien: :D
[18:41] arien: its so hot ima wear it out next weekend
[18:41] nosgoth: coo
[18:41] nosgoth: gonna see how many floors it ends up on?
[18:41] arien: you know howi am :P

(It's my adventure!)
[09 Apr 2006|06:23am]

crazylegsryan
This is for Imagine since Merentha is down and it's time sensitive.


one day a farmer called up an engineer a physicist and a
mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible
area with the least amount of fence

the engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that
he had the most efficient design

the physicist made a long straight line and proclaimed we can
assume the length is infinite and pointed out that fencing off
half of the earth was certainly a more efficient way to go it

the mathematician just laughed at them he built a tiny fence
around himself and said i declare myself to be on the outside




Loathe (hm) Your Queens just says Elizabeth
Embroil (hm) Queen.
Loathe (hm) we all know its Queen Elizabeth though
Embroil (hm) The Second, actually.
Embroil (hm) Queen Elizabeth's been dead a while now.
Loathe (hm) Really, wow, I never knew and all these years I thought the II
after her name was like her DJ name
Veyth (hm) imagine my head was on the Australian coins
Embroil (hm) the coins aren't that big dude

(It's my adventure!)
[09 Mar 2006|07:05pm]
john_skelton
Jewel (hm) weenies you purchase dont make you a man. sorry.
Diab (hm) weenies?
>Diab (hm) 2 feet isn't a weenie=)
>Jewel (hm) omg, she thinks feet=weenies.
Jewel (hm) and she is multi-weenie.
Ravenloue (hm) lol
Jewel (hm) You WALK on your feet.
Diab (hm) I thought you were talking about some thing else
Jewel (hm) weenies are toys. not feet.
Dekin (hm) i think he meant 2 feet as in 24 inches jewel =p



Dekin (hm) yep, just like a girl
Dekin (hm) crybaby girl
Diab (hm) want me to tuck it in?
Diab (hm) then I'll flex!
Zana (hm) ill do it >:)


Name : Zana Race : Female Nymph

You tell Diab: ...that brings new step to a guy playing a female character..

(It's my adventure!)
bri gets pissed [08 Mar 2006|11:00pm]

bosheit
this is what happens when stupid chloe wins project runway(briseis wanted daniel v to win)

Briseis shouts in Eltherian: son of a bitch
Briseis shouts in Eltherian: ....
Briseis replies: whooops
Dekin shouts in Eltherian: ..........
Embroil shouts in Kendrall: :O
Briseis shouts in Eltherian: whooops

(It's my adventure!)
[06 Mar 2006|03:51pm]

anameke
Cirsta says: If you smell sex, sorry its just me. 100% sex I am. :p
You say in Draul: ....
A Were-Wolf is a sex machine
Wrin coughs.
A Were-Wolf says: like 8mm
Cirsta snickers.
A Were-Wolf says: i mean....
A Were-Wolf coughs.
Wrin whispers to you: Looks like well just have to outsex them....I know, I dont want to either, but it has to be done.
You boggle at the concept.
Wrin nudges you.

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