Starting: 2:49 PM 11/7/08

Are you cheating on someone right now? Hard to impossible for me to do, I only have open relationships.
If you could get rid of anything in this world, what would it be & why? people that sexually abuse others, regardless of age
What is one thing you would love to happen today? blindfolding DKtm comes to mind
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone? guy's never call me...so often
Do you hate when couples are like "I love you" after dating for about 2 days? I throw them off a pier
Have you ever gone out with somebody just because you didn't want to be alone? not in a sexual sense but I've hung out with someone like that, naturally I tell them
Do you like coffee? my own special blend: 1 part sugar, 2 parts coffee, 7 parts milk
Ever been so anxious or overwhelmed that it felt like you couldn't breathe? only when a really fat guy sat down on my chest
What's your favorite lollipop flavor? aardvark
Do you flip people off while driving? never and it's hard enough getting the guy in the passenger seat to stop doing it too. Hell, when I used to Brand around he'd be ½ out the window screaming at people
Do you like to grocery shop? think it would be better to say I don't dislike it
What kind of mood are you in? itchy
Are you getting engaged anytime soon? highly unlikely
What are you thinking about right now? the next question
What do you want right now? water
What were you doing at eight o'clock this morning? sleeping
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Great America
Don't you hate it when guys lie about how they feel about you? being male myself, I'm kinda used to it
Last thing you purchased? groceries
What movie are you waiting to see in theaters? There are many but I'm leaning towards X·Men Origins: Wolverine
How many piercings do you have? none I got on purpose, circumcision gave me a Prince Albert
Did you sleep in past noon today? no but I stayed in bed till then
Do you know any songs that are older than you are? possibly but I'm not sure
Compared to other people of your age would you be considered normal? not even close
Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you? after a brief chat with my chainsaw
Can you even walk in high heels? not even sure why I'd try
Do you like peanut M&M's? nope
Do you enjoy math? not as such
Who was the last person you sang with? the radio
Do you like water parks? not entirely sure what one is
What was your last phone conversation about? therapy and penguin lapdances
Last place you went to eat out? Jack In de Box
Are you listening to music right now? watching the Scifi channel
If you could seek revenge on someone would you? would depend on the someone and the circumstances...otherwise that's what the voodoo doll on my PDA is for
Last time you cried? was a little teray last night
Who was on your mind most today? It's barely ½ the day through...
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink? does Mountain Dew count?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? yup...but only one. then I start chopping off limbs
Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them? a kid named Phillip I knew in kindergarten...he drowned in his swimming pool
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? texts: DarkBeethoven sorta, Stuberyl briefly, Laura at length, Violet for a brief blurb; not sure which was first as I was really out of it when I woke up
Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings? I've got a really thick skin for that sorta thing. Takes a lot, often over great lengths of time, before I feel it is warranted.
Would you rather watch football or baseball? I like baseball more but football has better cheerleaders.
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste? usually, after as well
Who's car were you in last? Laura's
Do you trust people? some of them
What hurts on your body right now? small of my back, just off center right...and I've a dull headache
Where was your default MySpace picture taken? made it on a South Park illustrator
Do you prefer cupcakes or brownies? brownies
What color eyes do you have? dark brown
Do you wish you were someone different? not exactly
Where is your computer? in front of me at the moment
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? one can only hope
This time last year, what was your love life like? had its ups and downs
Have you ever had a serious conversation with your Dad? most of them, we're kinda polar opposites personality wise
Do you miss anyone? Yresim's been popping into my head more and more lately
Do you have a lot on your plate at the moment? it seems that way but I may just be stressing
Name one person that is the most like you? DKtm
Do you get butterflies around the person you like? Do butterflies breathe fire?
If you could move somewhere else, would you, and where would you move? closer to San Mateo
Do you have a best friend to lean on? yes and no, not a lot of leaning involved
Can you recall the last time you secretly liked someone? pretty much all the time and it's usually only a secret until I get the chance to tell them
Who is making you feel the way that you feel right now? leaning towards bacteria
If you won A LOT of money, what would you buy first? stuff
Who was the last person to see you cry? hiding under the covers...so hopefully nobody
Has anyone upset you in the past week? not as such
What would make today better? all the women in the world to lose their clothes
Have you ever wished you had a different last name? just the middle one and not so much a different one as just not being what it currently is
If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think? Why is this thing trying to eat my face?
What's bothering you right now? a lack of good questions
Do people underestimate you? I'd like to think so
Do you wear a lot of black? what's a lot?
Do you have a tan? naturally
Can you sleep without blankets covering you? it's been known to happen
Did you wake up happy today? I woke up aroused...which is almost the same thing
Whats the first thing you did when you woke up this morning? See previous answer and use your imagination
How old do you look? About this old *indicates with hands*
What's the last thing you ate? Multi·grain Cheerios
Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with? no but she often seems to think I do regardless
Have you ever ruined a relationship before it even got a chance to begin? regrettably...

Ending: 9:45 AM 7/3/09

Ganked from Sylvan

Rules: You pick your musical artist, then answer the questions below using their song titles.

Pick Your Artist: Assemblage 23
Are you male or female: I Am the Rain
Describe yourself: Old
How do you feel about yourself: King of Insects
Describe your current boy/girl situation: Love My Way
Describe where you currently live: House On Fire
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Purgatory
Your favorite form of transportation: Light
Your best friend is: Damaged
Your favorite color is: Naked
Favorite time of day: Awake
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Raw
What is life to you: Disappoint
What is the best advice you have to give: Document

2:32 AM 7/9/09 · I may've goofed with this. Thought it was another mp3 dealio and went only with what I had. Oops!

...but I think I overloaded it.

http://www.cleoag.ru/2007/03/15/papervision3d-livejournalcom-friends/

Maybe you'll have better luck.

I'll Be There

My boyfriend (who later became my husband) sang it to me (the song was released not long after we started dating) and so it became special. Also I just think it is a very pretty and romantic song.

Thriller.

I went thru a phase as a kid where I stopped listening to music altogether. Don't remember the why of it but whatever. Anyway, my Sister had a slumber party and the video they got was MJ's Thriller and just like that, I started listening to music again.

Dirty jokes aside, I do miss the guy.

Aformentioned jokes:
http://community.livejournal.com/funny_ha_ha/394907.html

Started: 9:04 PM 5/10/09

01) Are you a chick or a dude? Dude...wait *checks pants* Yup, dude.
02) What's your lucky number? 8
03) Do you pray? I chat
04) Ever wish on stars? given they're not there anymore, it would seem rather pointless
05) Do you believe in karma? Only when it pertains to others
06) What's your zodiac sign? Sagittarius
07) Have you ever almost died? I've had fevers so high that I shouldn't still be here
08) Have you ever had your heart broken? a couple times
09) Do you cry during sad movies? I have
10) Do you like to dance? not as such
11) Do you like to watch movies? love too
12) Ever sat on a rooftop? A few times
13) Is there such thing as a soul mate? I like to think so
14) Could you live without the television? I'd survive but I don't know that I'd call it living
15) Could you live without music? Ditto
16) Do you have any self-inflicted scars? only in the sense I have sharp claws and scratch myself in me sleep
17) What do you dislike about life right now? drama
18) Have you ever been to jail? visiting a friend
19) Ever had a job for less than a day? a political one once I wasn'y really built for
20) Ever been fired on your off day? nope
21) Ever been fired because of your attitude? nope
22) Do you get jealous of other people?yup
23) Would you rather love someone or be loved? both
24) What's under your bed right now? a lot of stuff that I constantly intend to go through but never do
26) Have you ever been dumped? yeah, I don't break up with people cuz I don't tend to get sick of them and I've never fallen out of love
28) How cool are you? I am very cool...the A/C is on
29) Do you support abortion? yup
31) Did you graduate high school? yup
32) Do you wear the same clothes two days in a row? sometimes longer, depends on my mood
33) Have you ever drove someone crazy? everybody needs a hobby
34) Ever bullied someone? not exactly but kinda once and I won't ever forget about it
35) Ever done the macarena? no but I do eat macaroni
36) Do you act your age? I act an age I've already been
37) Is it okay to disrespect your parents? never, though it may be justified in some instances
38) Do you flush the toilet when you're done?most definitely
39) How long do you stay in the shower? until the hot water runs out or someone comes pounding on the door and demands I leave
40) What kind of soap do you use? Irish Spring
41) Are mullets cool? to the fashionably idiotic
42) Superman, spiderman, or batman? Spidey all the way!
43) Do you like your middle name? I like it fine...just so long as nobody else knows it
44) Has anyone ever cheated on you? It's tricky to cheat on me given I'm nonmonogamous...but yes.
45) Ever cheated on someone with their best friend? I refer you to the beginning part of my previous answer
46) What's your favorite animal? wolves
47) Favorite color? green
48) Have you ever shaved your head? When I'm not being lazy, most of the time
49) For medical use, should weed be legal? Yup!
51) If you won $1 million dollars, what would you do first? move the fuck outta here!
52) Do you fear terrorists? they worry me but that's about it
53) How many serious relationships have you had? depends how you define serious
54) What's your favorite candle scent? long as it smells good I don't care what it is
55) Do you use bad language? one person's bad language is another's creative usage
56) Who are the last people you talked to on MSN? AIM? Beats me...been years.
57) What's something you're ashamed of? There was this one time I *CENSORED*
58) What woke you up last night? fell asleep dressed, woke up, stripped, went back to sleep
59) What did you dream about last night? I honestly don't remember, though I did earlier
60) Have you ever smoked weed? nope
61) How many beers did you have today? I don't drink alcohol
62) What's the last movie you watched? in theaters, Star Trek. Saw a bunch on the TV today
63) Are you usually late or on time? Sure...
64) What's a cartoon you watch often? League of Super Evil
65) Do you have any imaginary friends? Sid. Used to be a God I made up but he's been demoted to buddy
66) Are you waiting on something right now? sleep, feel a tad insomniac even though I'm yawning
67) What do you look for in a girl/guy? kookiness
68) Who's ugly? Ashlee, mostly in a behavioral way though
69) Are you worried about something? been having some erection issues the last few months
70) Do you think anyone will read this about you? I find a lot of people don't read these if they're more than 30 questions
71) What are you fascinated with right now? usually this is an easy thing for me to lock down on...but I'm drawing a blank just now

Ended: 11:11 PM 5/17/09

xposted to Meme·Express & Multi·Genre·Fan

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)

James T. Kirk (Captain) 65% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 65% Geordi LaForge 60% Deanna Troi 60% Chekov 50% Jean-Luc Picard 50% Will Riker 50% Worf 50% Spock 47% Data 41% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 35% Uhura 35% Mr. Scott 30% Mr. Sulu 30% Beverly Crusher 25%

You are often exaggerated and over-the-top in your speech and expressions. You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz

Started: 1:52 AM 5/22/09

Have you ever watched a movie in another language? I prefer subtitles to dubbing
What did you do today that you didn't do yesterday? I made noodles!
Can you fit into your best friend's shoes? only because his boots are falling apart
Have you ever experienced an airport hug? (Run and jump into their arms) Several times, at BaGG
Do you know anyone with a genital piercing? many
Was last New Year's enjoyable? all I know is my laundry turned out okay
Do you have a poster on your ceiling? nope
What brand of shoes did you wear today? Hi·Tec
When was the last time you saw your father? my neice's birthday
What could you go for right now? a naked lady in my lap
Are you taking a language course currently? nope
Do you have a lighter in your room? more of a mini·butane torch
What classes did you have today? I'm playing hooky...extremely extended hooky
What are you listening to? watching The Daily Show
What is your hair like at the moment? still on top of my head, what there is of it
What's the book you're reading called? I started a Lincoln Rhymes mystery a couple weeks back but haven't been able to get into it
Has anyone ever told you that they want to spend the rest of their life with you? ...and they lied!
If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life, what would it be? Warm
Do you get along with girls? better than I do with guys
What were you doing 3 nights ago? not dealing with my current bout of insomnia for one
Do you think people have any misconceptions about you? Oh sure, ya betcha!
Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with? Bob, my turtle
What's on your mind right now? the inner lining of my skull
Do you have family problems? nothing overt
Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? not immediately but soon after
What color is your hair? really dark brown
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING? sometimes more than he wanted to know...but he does it right back so it's okay
How have you felt today? thirsty
If you're single, why? What if I'm not?
Do you like your name? I find it easy to mold
Think back to the last person who kissed you, how many times have they made you cry? been misty more than a few times
Is the last person you hugged mad at you? a little bit
Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no but I gave myself an orgasm so I'm not complaining
What's something you really want right now, be honest? I want my usual Thursday night sleeping friend to be here so I can sleep
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? yup
Has any one said they love you in the last week? yup
What is the most irritating thing? there's this odor that I just can't seem to get rid of issuing from the pipes
Does a kiss make you feel better? not always but usually
Who was your last text from? Laura
Where was your default pic taken? hard to say
Have you ever lost a close friend? yes
Where do you wish you were right now? on the Dreamscape
Have a crazy side? anyone that knows me wouldn't need to ask this
Who do you trust right now? I've a few people that come to mind
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? bought it when Mervyn's was selling everything at 75% off
Who is your friend that lives closest to you? Bob, my turtle
What should you be doing right now? fucking someone into oblivion
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Laura
Who was the last person to make you sad? dunno
Is your hair curly or straight? curly but kinda flat
Has anyone ever called you scrumptious? yup
Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days? nope
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yup
Are you happy with life right now? not exactly
What jewelry are you currently wearing? tri·serpent ring
Have you ever had your heart broken? a couple times
Have you ever broken someone's heart? yup
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? too sleepy to care

Ended: 2:15 AM 5/22/09

Oh, I believe in it. I know it exists. I just don't live by it. Monogamy is not a natural condition for humans, it is forced upon us by legal systems and religions. It's just never really worked out well for me.

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Forewarning: kinda gay. Like...really, really gay. As in homosexual gay. That gay.




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